TiBBOaks / Flash!

[Shaun]

This is just for fun, since Lewis:)'s (rather brilliant, may I add) has seemingly been quiet lately. I in no way want to rival that, and hopefully it'll be up again soon :)

I just wanted to make a similar story for myself, haha.

TiBBOaks - Episode 1 - The Pilot
Opening credits - Billy bites into a hotdog, cut to SiaSiaSia applying lipstick in the mirror, cut to Mark with arms folded looking smug, cut to Loukas blowing a puff of smoke at the camera, cut to Lauren removing a pair of sunglasses, cut to DamonJ swivelling on a computer chair in a blonde wig, cut to Conzors pulling funny faces with his hands, cut to Ash wagging her finger at the camera, cut to Princess frantically cutting a Gary Barlow picture out of a magazine, cut to Sam! pulling a scene-pose with a camera-phone, cut to Doug and Brona clinking champagne glasses, cut to MrLuvaLuva raising an eyebrow suggestively, cut to Picto with a V sign, cut to MarkSpears pulling a "Blair" face, cut to Matt falling back into a beanbag, cut to Christina filing her nails, cut to Annie pushing her breasts together, cut to Tom scowling. Fade. The TiBBOaks logo appears, then fades.

Deleted credits - Fom winking, lili laughing heartily

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Opening sequence - "Lonely" by Akon is playing, and LIZZEDJ is sat on her bed, staring at a picture of LemonJam, whilst crying. She tears the picture in two, and throws a pillow at the door.
Cut to Nickyy, walking down TiBBTown's main street. She sees Satisfaction across the road, smiles enthusiastically and tries to get his attention, but a bus passes and he is suddenly gone.
Cut to Firewire looking at a bottle of pills, in his bathroom. He looks to the door nervously when there's a knock. He drops the bottle and grabs his schoolbag, running out the door and ignoring his dad, Muse's calls. Music fades.

Scene One - Annie's dormitory. Popular music is playing from the radio as she spreads butter onto some toast. It is roughly 8am and her roommate, Princess, emerges from her bedroom.
Princess: Urgh! Turn that off will ya?
Annie: What, because it's not Take That? Leave it out, love.
Princess: I'm not totally obsessed you know.
Annie: Sure, if you say so. Hey, how'd your night with Sam! go?
Princess blushes and Annie raises an eyebrow.
Annie: That bad, huh?
Princess: Shush! We got back to his place and we were kissing...but then his phone went off and he said he had to go.
Annie: Oh.
Princess: Yeah. Said it was his boss or something, needed him to cover a shift.
Annie: I thought he was fired.
Princess: Oh yeah...

Scene Two - Christina's flat. She's in bed and throws her alarm clock against the wall. It breaks, and we see her hair is a mess, obviously hungover. She blinks and pulls back the covers, only to find Sam! nude beside her. She immediately jumps out of bed.
Christina: OH MY GOD.
Sam!: Uhh...what?
Sam! looks down and quickly grabs a pillow to cover his modesty.
Sam!: What the Hell happened?
Christina: You're asking ME? I only called you round to help with my coursework!
Sam!: We cannot tell anyone about this, you hear?
Christina: As if I'd want to brag about that anyway!
Sam!: So how was I?
Christina: Excuse me!?
Sam!: You know, performance-wise?
Christina: GET OUT!

Scene Three - Outside in TiBBTown, Nickyy bumps into LemonJam. He is handing out leaflets advertising his juice bar.
Nickyy: Oh hey, you finally opening up then?
LemonJam: Yeah...would be great to see some revenue for a change. Here, take one.
He hands her a leaflet. She looks at it.
Nickyy: Is that how you spell juice?
LemonJam: Yes...
Nickyy: Oh okay. Here, are you looking for staff? Only I used to work down the coffee shop and until I was fired for stealing muffins, they said I was doing great!
LemonJam: Uhh...no, I'm sharing the work with my wife. I'll let you know if we do, though.
He walks off, rolling his eyes. Nickyy sighs and walks into the bakery.

Scene Four - Firewire arrives at school and walks to his locker. He empties his bag into it and suddenly it's slam shut by Billy.
Billy: Oi-oi, it's fireball!
He turns to Picto who guffaws.
Firewire: It's Firewire. And leave me alone.
He turns away but is grabbed by Picto.
Picto: Listen yeah? We don't like you. Never have, never will. So when you tell us what to do, we don't like that. You get me?
Billy: Yeah and you know what we do to people we don't like?
Picto: Tell her, Billy.
Billy raises a finger to his throat and mimes a slash to it. He turns to Picto and laughs, before walking off. Firewire picks up his bag and walks off to class.

Scene Five - the classroom. DamonJ, MarkSpears and Conzors are practising a dance routine in a cleared-out space at the back, whilst Britney Spears' "Toxic" plays. A few other students clap and cheer in appreciation. DamonJ turns off the device and shoots Firewire an evil glare. Firewire ignores this and goes to sit next to Ruth*Star and Posted.
MarkSpears: Hey Damon, I hear they've got a sale on down at Primark.
DamonJ: Oh really? How'dya know?
MarkSpears: Just a guess, Firewire's wearing new shoes.
The class breaks into laughter, just as the teacher, Satisfaction, enters.
Satisfaction: Alright, settle down. Books out, page 65. Who was reading last time?
Firewire, Ruth*Star and another girl raise their hands.
Satisfaction: Right OK, continue as you were.
Firewire: "I say, we will have no more marriages: those that are married already, — all but one, — shall live; the rest shall keep as they are".
The children at the back snigger and Satisfaction stands up.
Satisfaction: Is something amusing to you, Conzors?
Conzors: It's Firewire, he sounds well batty.
The class erupts with laughter, and Firewire looks down at his feet.

Scene Six - Sia is working at the library and looks up to see Mark and Lauren walk in, talking loudly. She points to the sign saying "Silence is golden." and frowns at them.
Mark: Sorry, sorry.
He turns to whisper to Lauren.
Mark: Miserable cow. Anyway, what did he say?
Lauren: Not much, but apparently Sam! was seen walking out of, get this, CHRISTINA'S flat this morning!
Mark: Shut up!
Lauren: No kidding! Poor Princess is totally unaware of the whole thing.
Mark: Poor girl. Then again she is a bit weird, doesn't she use Mark Owen's toenails as toothpicks?
Lauren: Ew!
They erupt with laughter, and Sia marches over and points to the door. They walk out, still laughing. Sia sighs, grabs her handbag and turns the sign over on the door to say "Closed". She walks out in a hurry.

Scene Seven - Fom's lemon emporium. Fom is sat in an office, in a plush leather chair with his feet on the desk. He looks casually at a framed photograph of an unknown man, and a troubled look creeps across his face. He hears a knock on the door and jumps up to look suitable.
Fom: Yes?
MrLuvaluva: Sir, we've got another delivery...but it says on our books that there shouldn't be another one until Saturday.
Fom: No no, this one's a personal delivery. Sign for it and bring it up here.
Mrluvaluva exits and takes the package from the trucker. He looks at the box inquisitively and, taking a knife to the sellotape carefully, opens it. He looks inside and gasps. He grabs some gaffa tape nearby and reseals the box and hauls it up to his boss' office. Knocks once, and silently pushes the box inside, too heavy to lift. He exits again and gets out his phone to call someone.

Scene Eight - outside the bakery, Nickyy answers her phone. She finishes off a belgian bun and talks with her mouth full.
Nickyy: Yo-yo.
MrLuvaluva: [on the other line, the scene flicks between the pair's private conversation] You won't believe what I've just found.
Nickyy: What is it?
MrLuvaluva: I can't say here, I'll tell you later. You free at, say...4? I'll meet you round yours?
Nickyy: Yeah, sure! It better be juicy! Haha, I learned how to spell that today...
MrLuvaluva hangs up. She looks down at the phone and pouts, before bumping into a woman with a pushchair.
DIZZELJ: OI! Watch it will ya!
Nickyy: Oh do us a favour love, go get your roots seen to.
DIZZELJ spits on the floor and walks off.

Scene Nine - Back at Princess/Annie's dormitory. Mark and Lauren walk in, and unpack some food supplies including crisps, yoghurt and dips. They share banter until Princess walks out of her room, half-dressed and looking confused.
Lauren: Penny for your thoughts?
Princess: Oh hey...did you get any shampoo? We've run out.
Mark: Way ahead of you. [He picks up a bottle and looks at it] Ooh, 50% less tangles!
Lauren: How was your hot date then?
Princess: Don't pretend you don't know, I know Annie's got a big mouth as well.
Mark: Oooh, saucer of milk to table five.
Lauren: Mark, do you listen to yourself sometimes?
Mark: Honey, it beats yo' sorry complaining any day.
They laugh again.
Princess: Yeah...anyway, have you seen Sam! at all?
Lauren: Uhh...no. We've only been to the library, only to be thrown out a few minutes later by that bitch.
Princess: Oh...
Mark: Avoiding ya?
Lauren: Mark!
Princess: What?
Lauren: Just...nothing. So, who's for some chips'n'dips?

Scene Ten - MrLuvaluva clocks off work and goes home to shower. He changes clothes and heads off to Nickyy's house. He knocks and says hello to her daughter, Ninastar. Ninastar rushes off upstairs and Nickyy calls him into the kitchen. She's wearing an apron and has icing sugar in her hair.
Nickyy: Excuse the mess, Ninastar's been making fairycakes.
Mrluvaluva: So it would seem.
Nickyy: Yeah...so? Spill!
Mrluvaluva: Well...I was working this afternoon and a package was delivered by some unusual driver. Not the normal guy. Different van and all, usually it's a red one.
Nickyy: Skip the boring details would you?
Mrluvaluva: Sorry. So anyway, curiousity got the better of me and I opened it. And inside was...
Nickyy: Don't do a dramatic pause. You aren't Davina.
Mrluvaluva: Sorry! It was a load of limes!
Nickyy gasps.
Nickyy: But he only deals in lemons!
Mrluvaluva: I know!
Nickyy: Wait...this isn't very scandalous.
Mrluvaluva: I know. You interrupted me before I could finish.
Nickyy: Oops.
Mrluvaluva: Yeah. Anyway, in amongst all the limes was a...was a gun!
Nickyy drops the wooden spoon she is holding.

Scene Eleven - Firewire's walking home. He says goodbye to Madonna with a hug, and continues on his walk home. Picto walks from behind a brick wall and stands in front of Firewire threateningly.
Firewire: Look, I don't want any trouble, I just want to go home.
Picto copies him in an exaggerated camp tone. Firewire attempts to push past him and Picto grabs his shoulder, before punching him in the face. Firewire cups his hands to his nose, which is bleeding.

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Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me A River" starts playing in the background. Cut to LIZZEDJ sat in her lounge, as LemonJam walks in and throws some leaflets onto the table. He walks out again and she looks dejected. Cut to Sia knocking on a familiar door. Fom opens and she wraps her arms around him in a passionate kiss. Cut to Princess looking at her mobile phone background (of her & Sam!) and chucking it on her desk. Finally, cut back to Firewire, walking into his bathroom and swallowing a handful of pills. The bath has run, and he climbs inside and lies down.
End credits.

[Lewis.]

Lool. :laugh2: Very Good!

Tibbenders is Back Tomorrow after a week off :angel:

[Princess]

OMFG I fricking love it! It's amazinggggg.

Christina you bitch,stealing my man!!! :P

Oh and I love how I love Take That in this too :hugesmile:

[xDramatick]

LMFAO I love it.

imma teacher?

[Dom:D]

I love this!

[Hugo]

LMFAO.
Omg I actually love it. haha.

Damon and Mark :lovedup:

[Hugo]

I wanna be in it. :lovedup:

[Harry!]

Why is my role so small lol?

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Madonna
Why is my role so small lol?

:rolleyes:

[Tom4784]

LOL!!! Both the Marks are such bitches!

It was very good well done.

[xDramatick]

Teachers have no fun :(
Can I be a sexy teacher. :D
Naughty teacher sleeping with students :O

[Annie]

Haha amazing! Whoo at living with Princess :lovedup:

[Sam!]

I love it Shaun :tongue:

[DamonJ]

LMAO @ the Primark shoes :hello:

[SiaSiaSia]

I spent ages reading that and got cast as the MOODY LIBRARIAN!
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
oh i do love this shauno :)

[Novo]

It's not as good as tibbenders

[SiaSiaSia]

"Cut to Sia knocking on a familiar door. Fom opens and she wraps her arms around him in a passionate kiss. "


hahaha i'm sorry, WHAT!?
FOM?!

just because i'm the mayor of tibbtown [yeyy!] doesn't mean i'm going to get with the evil lemon dictator!

[Annie]

Also LOL at firewire looking like hes going to commit suicide

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Picto
cut to DamonJ swivelling on a computer chair in a blonde wig

http://www.britneyspearswatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/britney-wig.jpg ?

[LemonJam]

Epic.

[Hugo]

Can I be a crack *****? Pretty please. :lovedup:

[Fom]

I always snog someone :P
I'm such a womanizer haha. Sia... you know you want too ;)

[Firewire]

Originally posted by Annie
Also LOL at firewire looking like hes going to commit suicide

Yeah.

All because of a stupid sale at Primark. lol

[Christina]

Originally posted by Princess
OMFG I fricking love it! It's amazinggggg.

Christina you bitch,stealing my man!!! :P

Oh and I love how I love Take That in this too :hugesmile: Oi! I was drunk lmao! This is so good Shaun :D

[Firewire]

Originally posted by Christina
Originally posted by Princess
OMFG I fricking love it! It's amazinggggg.

Christina you bitch,stealing my man!!! :P

Oh and I love how I love Take That in this too :hugesmile: Oi! I was drunk lmao! This is so good Shaun :D

OMG! Sam stole you off of me.

And you shagged him.

BITCH!

[MarkWaldorf]

LMFAO Shaun! That may be the best thing I've ever read.

[Annie]

I totally love how like the opening credits are like Hollyoaks :thumbs:

Shaun = Genius

[Princess]

No excuse Christina,no excuse :P

Woop for sharing Annie,our flat is so the best :bigsmile:

[Annie]

Originally posted by Princess
No excuse Christina,no excuse :P

Woop for sharing Annie,our flat is so the best :bigsmile:

Yeah it actually is!
*imagines your TT room* haha

[Princess]

There's torso's everywhere as well :P Say you'll quite like it,lol!

[MarkWaldorf]

*hopes for another episode at some point*

[Hugo]

Originally posted by MarkSpears
*hopes for another episode at some point today*

[Lewis.]

Picto, Welcome to the "Forum soap" World. May you enjoy your writing days!

Another Episode has just been posted on Tibbenders for anyone missing it!

[Ninastar]

Oh OMG I love it! I want more of me in it cause I am best

( Sarcasm ) xxxxx

[Jen]

I'm a Mc Queen.
God.

Shaun plase help me and James with our obviously troubled relationship.

I love it , sooo much.

:D

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL Hugo, you just want to be in it.

[Jen]

I want another Episode.

[Lauren]

o hay.
I'm in this!

As is Mark who is a little teeeensy bit scary in this.

[MarkWaldorf]

I thought I was 'Mark' at first. :hugesmile:

[Hugo]

Originally posted by MarkSpears
LOL Hugo, you just want to be in it.

I know :sad:
LOL

[Annie]

I think Mark is brilliant in this. Total bitch. Love it

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by MarkSpears
LOL Hugo, you just want to be in it.

I know :sad:
LOL

http://www.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/adrianna.jpg

[Princess]

Originally posted by Annie
I think Mark is brilliant in this. Total bitch. Love it

Mark treats me the same in this as he does usually :tongue:

[Jen]

Could I be like Elliot in REAL Hollyoaks and get a make over... but make me stay "made-over"... as I hate being a tramp.
LOL

[Annie]

Originally posted by Princess
Originally posted by Annie
I think Mark is brilliant in this. Total bitch. Love it

Mark treats me the same in this as he does usually :tongue:

Aw amazing! Him and Lauren also live with us! :thumbs2:

[MarkWaldorf]

Laura, do you mean me or Mark (admin)? I think you've got it confused lol.

[Annie]

Mark Admin is who I have been talking about

[MarkWaldorf]

Yeahh, but I think some people have got mine and Mark's roles mixed up. :hugesmile:

[Annie]

Mmmm you could be right Mr Spears

[Princess]

Right I'm totally confused :P

Which Mark was the one with Lauren?

[Mrluvaluva]

I just read this. Very funny. I am not happy about having Fom as my boss though. :tongue:

[MarkWaldorf]

Haha, you were right too Annie. :bigsmile:

Laura, I'm 'MarkSpears'. Mark with Lauren is the admin Mark.

[Princess]

Originally posted by MarkSpears
Haha, you were right too Annie. :bigsmile:

Laura, I'm 'MarkSpears'. Mark with Lauren is the admin Mark.

OHHHHHHHHHH

See that's too confusing :P Well Mark Mark treats me like you do :P

[Ross]

This is fantastic bahaha. :thumbs:

[Shaun]

TiBBOaks - Episode 2
It's the same night from the last episode, where we saw Firewire attempting suicide and Nickyy hearing a secret about Fom.
Opening sequence - Hometown Glory by Adele is playing. We see Madonna walking round to Firewire's with a copy of Confessions on a Dancefloor under his arms, and knocks on the door with no reply. Cut to LIZZEDJ rocking her baby, yet unable to settle him. She places him back in the cradle and walks out of the house, with LemonJam shouting after her. Cut to Princess picking up her phone and dialling.

Scene One - music fade - Princess' bedroom. After 3 rings, Sam! answers.
Sam!: Hello?
Princess: Where've you been?
Sam!: Uh, what? I saw you last night...
Princess: Yeah, but you cut off short and said you went to work. Annie told me you were fired. So where've you been?
Sam!: I got a new job...LemonJam needed someone to look after the accounts. I finished that and he asked me to take a stock check for a small bonus.
Princess: Oh Okay...do you want to come around?
Sam!: Umm...I'd love to babe, but I've still got like, 5 crates to count yet. I'll see you tomorrow yeah? We can go for lunch down Andy's.
Princess: Yeah that'd be great! I'll see-
Sam! hangs up. He tosses the phone aside and we see him turn to someone else.
Sam!: This is getting too complicated.
Satisfaction: So what? I love a bit of drama.
Satisfaction pulls Sam! closer and they kiss.

Scene Two - LemonJam/LIZZEDJ's house. The baby is still crying and LemonJam hears the door slam. He abandons the stove and goes to settle the baby, cussing LIZZEDJ's name.
LemonJam: Bloody woman wouldn't be fit to look after a tamagotchi, let alone a child.
He half-heartedly sings Lullaby to the child, which seems to have some effect.
LemonJam: There there, go back to sleep.
A knock on the door is heard, yet luckily it does not disturb the now snoozing child. LemonJam goes to answer it.
Nickyy: Hey! I heard your baby crying and I was wondering-
LemonJam: Look, everything's fine now, I've just got him off to sleep.
Nickyy: Okay, okay, I was just making sure everything was alright.
LemonJam: Well it is.
LemonJam shuts the door in Nickyy's face.

Scene Three - Muse's house. He hears the knock on the door and assumes it's Firewire's friend, coming round for a sleepover. He answers and lets him in.
Muse: He's upstairs in the shower I think. Do you want a drink?
Madonna: Yes please, Mr. Wire.
Muse: I've only got lemonade though.
Madonna: That's okay.
He takes the poured drink and heads upstairs to Firewire's room. Inside he finds posters of bands such as My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, My Bloody Valentine and Billy Talent. He didn't like this kind of music much so he goes over to the CD-player and puts in the Madonna single, and starts mimicking Madonna in the video as "Hung Up" starts playing.

Scene Four - downstairs in Muse's house. Muse is in his lounge with his wife, BigSister and their other son, HUGO. They are watching a soap on television.
Hugo: This is BORING! Can't we watch a horror film?
BigSister: Oh no, dear, I don't want to have nightmares.
Muse: Besides, you've got school tomorrow. By the way, how did it go today?
Hugo: Fine. Exciting as always.
Muse: No need for the attitude, Hugo. I meant did your dress rehearsal go well? I know you've been looking forward to it.
Hugo: Yes! I mean it's not like DamonJ has stolen the only decent part and I've been left with some stupid role.
BigSister: Oh honey, I'm sure you'll outshine DamonJ anyday.
Hugo: Well, duh. But try telling that to Mr. Satisfaction - it's like talking to a brick wall.
Muse: Firewire's been in the shower for a long time...
Hugo: Probably decided to kill himself.
BigSister: HUGO!
Hugo: What? He's always so miserable. He doesn't have any friends other than that loser Madonna-obsessive freak upstairs...
Muse: Don't say that! I'm going to check everything's OK.

Scene Five - Annie's dormitory. Mark, Lauren, Princess and Annie are sat on the sofas watching a horror film, eating chips and dips. There's a scary moment and Mark squeals and covers Princess in salsa sauce.
Princess: Oh watch it, you bloody queen!
Mark: What does THAT mean?
Lauren: It was only a joke, hon.
Mark: Sister, leave it.
Princess: I didn't mean it like that, just...you can be a bit camp.
Mark: I don't believe this. Do you agree?
Annie: Uhh...no, of course not. You're just a bit...eccentric babe.
Mark: And you?
Lauren: What she said.
Mark: Right, I see!
A knock on the door is head. Mark squeals again and rushes to answer it. Ross walks in with a giant canvas displaying a picture of a Japanese blossom tree.
Ross: Hi. I came round to give Annie her picture back.
Annie: Oh, that's big of you.
Ross: Don't start. Where shall I put it?
Annie: Wherever. It's not like it meant anything to you.
Ross: Well no, it's a blossom tree, not a nude picture of your sister.
Annie: You're such a jerk sometimes.
Lauren: [mutters] A hot one...
Only Princess hears this.

Scene Six - Nickyy's house. She picks up the spoon and puts it in the sink.
Nickyy: What on Earth!?
Mrluvaluva: I know...
Nickyy: But...
Mrluvaluva: I know!
Nickyy: Oh my god, you don't think he's going to use it do you?
Mrluvaluva: I hadn't thought about that! I don't think he has any enemies...
Nickyy: Well you never know with these rich sorts do you?
Mrluvaluva: What do you mean?
Nickyy: It's like on TV, the rich guys always have dark secrets.
Mrluvaluva: Haha, if you say so.
Ninastar comes downstairs and interrupts them.
Ninastar: A gun! Can I play?
Nickyy: Err..what do you mean, dear?
Ninastar: You said Mr. Fom had a gun! I love playing James Bond!
Mrluvaluva: Your mum was joking, dear.
Ninastar: Oh hey Mr. Lover! Are you in love with mummy?
Nickyy: Ninastar!
Mrluvaluva blushes.
Ninastar: Sorry...
Mrluvaluva: Anyway, now that I've told you, I have to go.
Nickyy: Oh okay, thanks for the gossip dear! I don't know what I'd do without you!
Mrluvaluva walks out and sighs.

Scene Seven - Muse's house. Muse is knocking on the locked bathroom door.
Muse: Firewire! Are you okay in there?
He hears no response.
Madonna: Firewire mate! I've got a brand new dance for Sorry!
Hugo; Dork.
BigSister: Hugo, stop it!
Muse: Firewire, listen, is something wrong? Did I say something out of line?
He hears no response.
BigSister: Oh babe, I don't like this. Not one bit.
Muse steps back from the door and kicks it down, knocking it off its hinges. They look inside and BigSister screams.

Scene Eight - LIZZEDJ returns home with a bottle of wine.
LemonJam: Where've you been?
Lizzedj: HAVING FUN!
She hiccups and stumbles over a magazine stand.
LemonJam: You're a mess. You know that?
Lizzedj: I don't care! I used to enjoy life before I met you!
LemonJam: The feeling's mutual.
The baby starts crying again.
Lizzedj: Oh for goodness' sake!
She walks upstairs and stumbles over the last few steps.
LemonJam: Yeah, leave me to sort it out again.
Lizzedj throws down a towel at him.
LemonJam: Oh grow up!
Lizzedj: Get lost!

Scene Nine - The ambulance has arrived outside Muse's house. Firewire is carried into the vehicle on a stretcher, with an oxygen mask on his face. Madonna and BigSister climb into the ambulance with him.
Hugo: Why's freakboy get to go?
Muse: Enough, Hugo, now's not the time. And we can't leave him here on his own to walk home anyway.
BigSister is sobbing.
Muse: Listen, babe, I'll drive Hugo to the hospital right behind you, yeah?
BigSister: Y...yes, but don't be l-long!
Muse kisses her on the forehead and gets into his car with Hugo. They and the ambulance drive off.

Scene Ten - Satisfaction's place. He gives Sam! a cup of tea, whilst only wearing a dressing gown.
Sam!: Thanks.
Satisfaction: So, when you going to break it off with this Princess girl?
Sam!: I don't know...
Satisfaction: You know I won't put up with being a bit on the side, don't you?
Sam!: You won't tell anyone?
Satisfaction: I'll try not to.
Sam!: You better try bloody hard! Because if you blab, it's over. You know that?
Satisfaction: Okay, okay...
A knock on the door is heard. Sam! rushes off to hide in the bedroom. Satisfaction answers.
DamonJ: Oh...is this a bad time, Sir?
Satisfaction looks down and readjusts his dressing gown.
Satisfaction: No, what is it?
DamonJ: Uhh...I brought the props for the play over.
Satisfaction: Oh! Thanks! Tell your mum I'm really grateful for this.
DamonJ: I will do...
He leaves, and Satisfaction shuts the door. Sam! reemerges from the bedroom.
Sam!: That was too close.

Closing sequence. "Hometown Glory" continues from where it left off. We see Mrluvaluva walk into his house and putting down his glasses. He turns on the TV and sighs. Cut to LemonJam's house, where he rocks the baby again. Cut to inside the hospital, where the stretcher is unloaded from the ambulance and pushes inside, with BigSister and Madonna following nervously. Cut to outside Annie's dormitory, where Lauren taps Ross on the shoulder as he goes to leave, and hands him a note. Ross takes it and walks off, reading it.
Credits run.
Final scene - Sam! leaves Satisfaction's flat and is spotted by Nickyy.

[DamonJ]

I hope I have a storyline soon :wink:

[Princess]

Christina and Darenn!!! Seriously!!!!! Jeez give me a break :P

LOVE it though.

[Harry!]

Lol at me!

[Tom4784]

Sam's a right manslag in this! :laugh2:

Darenn's downright promiscuous!

Great episode shaun it was brilliant.

[LemonJam]

I love it :lovedup:

[DamonJ]

http://i42.tinypic.com/24gvwja.jpg :tongue:

[Ross]

Lmao. Lauren, you have a real man now. Mark is a nancy boy.

I love this it's great really enjoyable to read. Can we have episode 3 tonight too? :lovedup:

I love my storyline.

Pmsl @ Darenn and Sam though and I love Muse/BigSister/Madonna/Hugo/Firewire storyline!

[Shaun]

No, you can't. You'll have it tomorrow, Rossikins. This takes an annoying amount of time to write, lmao.

[Sam!]

HAHAHAHA I love this. So what In this I've shagged Christina, Laura & Darenn. And I'm with Laura & Darenn at the same time. Lool!

[Ross]

Originally posted by Picto
No, you can't. You'll have it tomorrow, Rossikins. This takes an annoying amount of time to write, lmao.

I love it.

I'm confused with Nicky/Mrluvaluva storyline though.

Nina is Nicky's baby? Who's mrluva lol.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Ross
Lmao. Lauren, you have a real man now.

:lovedup: Lmao.

Though it depends what the note said. I hope I wasn't too desperate.

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Picto
No, you can't. You'll have it tomorrow, Rossikins. This takes an annoying amount of time to write, lmao.

Agree with you there. Tibbenders takes me ages :bored:

[Christina]

Ooh i love this and Sam gets around a bit! :laugh:

[Annie]

OMG! I am actually loving this! LOL at Ross giving me a tree back! haha

I love how Sam is with Darenn as well! he is a naughty boy!

This is the best written creative writing I have seen on TiBB in a long time. Congrats :dance2:

[Sam!]

Can I be with Annie aswell :tongue:

[Ninastar]

Aww I love this x How old am I meant to be x?

[Shaun]

I'll do a quick recount of who's who.

Nickyy is a single parent of Ninastar. She fancies Satisfaction, and is the gossip queen of the town.
Mrluvaluva secretly love Nickyy, and works for Fom. I've yet to introduce his family.
Fom is the manager of the lemon emporium, and employs a number of the town's residents. He has an ongoing relationship with Sia which he keeps quiet, along with a number of other secrets.
Sia is the local librarian, and has been seeing Fom for a few months now. We've yet to meet her family/friends.
Annie, Princess, Mark and Lauren all share a dormitory and attend the local University, as does Ross, Sam! and a few other as yet unknown characters. Annie used to date Ross until he cheated on her. With whom, we don't know. Princess is 'dating' Sam! and is unaware of his three-timing. Lauren has a crush on Ross. Mark's lovelife/family is unknown.
Firewire is bullied by a number of students at the local high school, including Picto, Billy, MarkSpears and DamonJ. His only friends are Ruth*Star and Madonna.
Firewire's twin brother, Hugo, is equally mean to him. Hugo's friends with MarkSpears and DamonJ, but does not share classes with them. Firewire's parents are Muse and BigSister.
Christina is another University student, and works part time at the local bar. She had a one-night stand with Sam!
LemonJam is finally opening a juice bar with his wife, LIZZEDJ, and they have a child.

Other characters we've heard of, but don't know of:
.Andy. - Reportedly owns a nearby restaurant, first mentioned in the second episode.
The photo-man - Fom has a photograph of this familiar face on his office desk. But who is he?
Matt - he's in the credits, but has yet to appear.

Future storyline hints:
We get to know a bit more about the following: Billy, Conzors, Ross/Lauren and Fom.
There'll be a death before Episode 6 :)

[30stone]

This is quality to.
Even if im not in it lol.

[Ross]

Thanks Shaun haha. :lovedup:

[Christina]

Haha, Christina - Had a one night stand with Sam

Haha.. slut?

[Harry!]

Awww poor Firewire for getting picked on. Yey as I am one of his friends!

[Ross]

:tongue:

[Annie]

EEEEEEKKKKK :cheer2:

[Christina]

Originally posted by Firewire
Originally posted by Christina
Originally posted by Princess
OMFG I fricking love it! It's amazinggggg.

Christina you bitch,stealing my man!!! :P

Oh and I love how I love Take That in this too :hugesmile: Oi! I was drunk lmao! This is so good Shaun :D

OMG! Sam stole you off of me.

And you sh****d him.

BITCH! Shh im still having your baby :laugh2:

[Hugo]

Yay. I'm friends with DamonJ and Mark.
:lovedup:

[xDramatick]

LMAO.
Wait; I'm sleeping with Sam! [who's my student?]
I love it.
I can imagine him being really manipulative and bitchy.
meloves.

Sorry Princess for shagging your bf :tongue:
The irony with me+sam haha.

[Sam!]

I don't think I'm a student Darenn :tongue:

[Hugo]

No, I think your students are High School, Darenn.

:tongue:

[xDramatick]

Just read the recap thing, Uni student :tongue:

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL at Firewire in general!

[Firewire]

Originally posted by MarkSpears
LOL at Firewire in general!

lol

Why do I get the bad part.

[MarkWaldorf]

That's why it's a soap, dear. You aren't interesting until you've been wheeled out your home to effed up on pills to take notice.

[Shaun]

Will give juicy storylines for karma.

[Hugo]

+K
:hugesmile:

[xDramatick]

Originally posted by Picto
Will give juicy storylines for karma.

I just karma'd you even tho I love my current storyline :wink:

[GhettoSuperstar]

LOVE it. :laugh: Hilarious.

But I wish I were in it. :sad:

[Shaun]

TiBBOaks - Episode Three
Opening Sequence:
"The Garden" by Take That is playing. We see Firewire on a hospital bed, with BigSister resting her head on his chest, asleep but with bleary eyes from obvious crying. We cut to Princess changing her phone's screensaver to the album cover of The Circus, and she stares at a reflection of herself as the cymbals bang in the song. She walks out of her room. We then cut to Fom adjusting a black tie in a mirror. He turns around as someone enters the room he is in, which turns out to be his lounge. Music fades.

Scene One - Fom's house. A man walks in.
Ghettosuperstar: Bruv, hurry it up yeah?
Fom: Excuse me for wanting to look the part for Dad.
Ghettosuperstar: Look, I know it's awful and all...but think of the inheritance!
Fom: You have no shame whatsoever, do you?
GhettoSuperstar: I know. And it's fabulous, innit?
Fom puts on some cufflinks and walks outside with his brother, stepping into a funeral car motionless behind a hearse bearing coffin and floral tributes spelling "DAD".

Scene Two - Mrluvaluva's apartment. He's listening to the radio and trying to get his toaster to work properly. He hits it in frustration and calls out.
Mrluvaluva: Can someone PLEASE fix this bloody thing!
A woman emerges from another room and looks at him in despair. She has a towel wrapped around her hair and she plugs in the toaster.
lili: Honestly, you'd forget your head if it wasn't...
Mrluvaluva: Thanks, dear.
He winces as he pecks her cheek. She begins attacking her hair with a hairdryer and brush.
lili: You hear about that suicide last night?
Mrluvaluva: You say that without a care in the world.
lili: Well I don't know the boy, or the family, so what of it?
Mrluvaluva: A child kills himself and you barely batter an eyelid?
lili: Whatever. So you nearly ready?
Mrluvaluva: Yeah. I don't know why I'm going to my employer's father's funeral.
lili: Because you need to look like the caring employee, and get a promotion. Heaven knows you've been waiting long enough for one.
Mrluvaluva: My precious need a new handbag?
lili: Women don't need handbags, darling, they want them.
She is finally happy with her hair and begins applying make-up.
Mrluvaluva: Hmm.

Scene Three - the hospital ward. A nurse comes in and wakes up BigSister.
Nurse Sunny: Are you his big sister?
BigSister: No, his mother.
Nurse Sunny: I see. Well, the doctor will have another look at him at about 10am, but I just came to inform you that he should be fine.
BigSister: Should?
Nurse Sunny: We don't want to fill you with false promises, Mrs. Wire, but personally speaking he should be OK.
BigSister: Oh, that's a relief!
Madonna rushes in, wearing a purple leotard.
Madonna: HOW IS HE?
Nurse Sunny: And you are?
BigSister: I'm sorry, this is his best friend.
Nurse Sunny: We only allow one visitor at a time.
BigSister: That's okay, I'll wait outside for a moment.
She and the Nurse leave the bedside and close the curtains around Madonna, who has placed a bag of grapes and a 'Get Well Soon' card on the table nearby. He is placing them down when he feels an arm touch his shoulder.
Firewire: Madonna?
Madonna: Oh my-
Firewire: Shush. What happened?
Madonna: She did this lesbian kiss with Britney Spears and Christina Agui-
Firewire: What the hell? Who?
Madonna: Oh wait. You mean what happened to you?
Firewire: Yes...
Madonna: Oh, well your Dad found you in the bath underwater, and there was an empty pill bottle on the floor. Hugo said you'd tried to kill yourself! Did you? Why!?
Firewire: Oh...I thought it was over.
Madonna: What was over? What's wrong, Firewire?
Firewire: I don't want to be alive any more. There's no point! All I ever do is follow the same boring routine of school, bullying, lunch, more school, get punched on the way home-
Madonna: Who punched you!?
Firewire: Oh that Picto.
Madonna: What a skeez. I'm so telling the Headmistress.
Firewire: Don't, it'll just make things worse. Nobody takes me seriously anyway. People only ever laugh at me because they think I'm gay, and I can't afford designer clothes...
Madonna: I think I know a way to sort that.

Scene Four - A barman is polishing wine-glasses, until a woman comes to the bar.
LIZZEDJ: Gin and tonic, please.
Matt: Right away.
He pours the drink and a member of staff comes from out back.
.Andy.: You finished doing those glasses?
Matt: Almost.
.Andy.: You're slowly wittering away your lunch hour, you know that?
.Andy. disappears out back again and Matt groans. Lizzedj catches his eye and they share a knowing smile.
Lizzedj: Having fun?
Matt: It pays the bills.
Lizzedj: I guess. Say, you're new around here.
Matt: Yeah, I moved in across the street from the library.
Lizzedj: Really? My name's Jen.
Matt: Nice to meet you. I'm Matt.
Lizzedj: Fill her up, will you?
Matt takes her glass and pours another mixture.
Matt: It's a bit early to be drinking...
Lizzedj: I suppose.
Matt: Sorry, that sounded rude.
Lizzedj: No, it's fine. But I'll tell you this. Being married to a man you don't love for 4 years, and looking after the kid he had on the side with some floozy, leads you to drink like that.
She slams the glass down on the bar and it smashes.
Lizzedj: Oh my God, I'm sorry!
Matt: It's fine...
.Andy.: You'll be paying for a replacement!
Matt: It's okay, I'll pay.
Lizzedj: Really?
Matt: Yeah, sure, you sound like you could do with a break.
Lizzedj gets up to leave and turns to Matt.
Lizzedj: That's so sweet! It's been a long time since anyone did something nice for me.
Matt: Don't mention it.

Scene Five - Fom is talking to an old woman at a wake. She dabs her eyes with a worn piece of tissue, as he feigns interest in what she is saying.
Supernoodles: It seems like just yesterday when your old man was dancing with me at the Winter Ball.
Fom: Yes...
GhettoSuperstar comes over and grabs Fom.
GhettoSuperstar: Can we go now?
Fom: I thought you'd never ask. Where's Mum?
GhettoSuperstar: Uhh...not sure.
A large woman wearing a black veil and heavy pearls around her neck embraces both of her sons, beaming as she speaks.
Kate: My boys, my boys! Why don't you ever come round and see your dear mother any more?
Fom: Ma!
Kate: Fom, dear, you're looking ever so much like your father these days. I'm sure he's looking down on you with pride. GhettoSuperstar...how's your new job dear?
GhettoSuperstar: I quit.
Kate: So soon? But what will you do now?
GhettoSuperstar: I dunno, mum, I really want to go into music.
Kate: Oh...
Fom: Listen, Mum, we were just about to leave. I'm really sorry, but I promise I'll come round tomorrow for tea.
Kate: There's my boy, can't resist some of his mummy's casserole, can you?
Fom: No... well, goodbye Ma!
They hug, and GhettoSuperstar pecks her on the cheek. She goes over to Supernoodles and they exchange anecdotes.
GhettoSuperstar: She so loves you more than she loves me.
Fom: Not this again...
GhettoSuperstar: Admit it!
Fom: I'm driving.

Scene Six - Princess/Annie's dormitory. Mark and Lauren are trying on each others' clothes as Annie walks in.
Annie: Nice tights, Mark, they suit you. Have either of you seen Princess?
Mark: Least I've got the legs to pull 'em off. No, why?
Lauren: I heard someone going out early this morning.
Annie: Weird. Maybe she's gone to ditch Sam! for good. Lord knows she needs to.
Lauren: Can you keep a secret?
Mark, stood behind Annie, shakes his head and mouths the word 'no'.
Annie: Of course!
Lauren: He's cheating on her!
Mark glares and throws a bra at her.
Lauren: Oi!
Annie: Oh em eff gee! With who?
Lauren: That's hardly important.
Mark: He slept with Christina!
Lauren throws a skirt at Mark.
Lauren: Hypocrite!
Annie: Oh my God...this is terrible! She's head over heels for him...
Princess: IT'S OVER.
Princess slams the door behind her and runs into her bedroom crying.
Annie: Princess, babe!
Mark looks at Lauren and she throws her bra back at him.

Scene Seven - Lizzedj comes out of the local fruit/veg store and bumps into a man, dropping a bunch of bananas.
Matt: Oh god, sorry, let me get that!
Lizzedj: No, I've got it.
She looks at him and picks up the bananas. She looks at them and smiles to herself.
Lizzedj: You again! You manage to persuade the dragon to set you free?
Matt: I slayed him with my enchanted sword.
They laugh.
Lizzedj: Well, you'll have to show me that some time...
She realises what she's just said.
Lizzedj: Uh, I've got to go.
She waves and Matt stands there, amused.

Scene Eight - A classroom is slowly filled as kids practically crawl in for their final lesson of the day. Satisfaction is sat at the desk and seems lost. The bell rings, sounding the start of the lesson, and he jumps. A few students giggle.
Satisfaction: Right...headcount. Two missing?
DamonJ: Madonna and Firewire, sir.
Conzors: Probably fagging it up in the toilets.
The class laughs.
Satisfaction: What did you just say?
Conzors remains silent.
Satisfaction: Think it's funny, homophobia. do you?
He still doesn't speak.
Satisfaction: Detention, after school, report to Mr. Locke at 3:30 in the library. And you can be certain I'll be talking to Ms. Ash about this.

Scene Nine - Outside the hospital. BigSister is pushing Firewire around in a wheelchair, and comes to a stop by Muse's car.
Muse: There's my boy. Do you need help getting in?
Firewire: No, I'm fine.
Hugo: So, no illness or near-death or anything? How boring!
Muse: Hugo! That's a terrible thing to say.
Hugo: Whatevs.
BigSister: I'll just take this chair back to the foyer...
She does so.
Madonna: Budge up!
Hugo: What ARE you wearing?
Madonna: Uhh...
Hugo: Don't talk. I don't like your voice.
Muse: Hugo, another word and you're walking home.
BigSister returns and climbs into the front seat. They drive home.

Scene Ten - Fom's house. It is now around 4 in the afternoon, and he goes to a photograph of the same man we've seen in his office. It turns out this was his father. He pours a scotch, whilst GhettoSuperstar turns on the TV.
Fom: So, that's that then.
GhettoSuperstar: Don't say it like that, you hadn't seen him for years anyway.
Fom: I know, but...he's our dad.
GhettoSuperstar: Was.
Fom: No, still is.
GhettoSuperstar: Hmm. So, I guess you're taking the reigns of the family 'business' then?
Fom: I already own the lemon emporium...
GhettoSuperstar: I mean the other stuff.
Fom: Oh, yeah.
GhettoSuperstar: Jesus, we might as well be Italian-American. Don't tell me, you've got a tommy-gun hidden in a safe behind one of these pictures.
Fom: Haha, sure.
GhettoSuperstar opens a box next to a pine bookcase and stares.
Fom: So what are you going to do then?
He hears no response and looks over.
Fom: Oh crap.

Scene Eleven - Sam!'s flat. He is removing photos of Princess from the walls of his bedroom, and has sent a text to Satisfaction saying "It's finished, we're safe x". He hears a knock at the door and opens it. Annie steps inside and slaps him.
Sam!: Son of a-
Annie: You heartless bastard! She cared about you! And you sleep with that skank?
Sam!: I hardly think that's any of your business.
Annie: I've made it my business. So, you ready to run off into the sunset with Christina then?
Satisfaction walks in, holding a bottle of wine and a rom-com DVD. He stops in his tracks and Annie puts two and two together.
Annie: Well, well.

Closing sequence - "Love Is A Losing Game" by Amy Winehouse plays over the sequence. We first see Firewire staring out of his dad's car window, as he sees Ruth*Star walking out of school with a group of friends. We then cut to Lizzedj stood outside .Andy.'s bar, when Matt steps outside to put a sign up. They exchange looks and she smiles. We then cut to Mrluvaluva taking off his suit jacket and receiving a text. It says "Can you babysit? Need to go Bingo! Luv Nicky xx" and he smiles. Finally, we cut back to Princess putting on a ton of makeup. She is wearing an extremely short skirt and is off out with Mark and Lauren.

[Christina]

Urgh Annie, im no skank :sad:
LOL, loving this!!

[Tom4784]

Lol This is great Shaun.

[Shaun]

I personally love the idea of Conzors being a staunch homophobe and Admin-Mark cross-dressing.
:love:

[Princess]

Yay you 'played' The Garden,argh I want that as a single!

Thanks for slapping Sam Annie :tongue:

Good episode!! Revealed loadssssssssss.

[Harry!]

Lol at me wearing a leotard!

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL

[GhettoSuperstar]

Oooo mine and Fom's story sounds like Six Feet Under! We are bruv'z! What a cliffhanger.. :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

Lmao at Annie :laugh2:

[30stone]

Lizzedj: You again! You manage to persuade the dragon to set you free?
Matt: I slayed him with my enchanted sword.
They laugh.
Lizzedj: Well, you'll have to show me that some time...

Finally, we cut back to Princess putting on a ton of makeup. She is wearing an extremely short skirt and is off out with Mark and Lauren.


LOL!

This is genius Shaun. It seems there isnt a happy couple bar bigsister and Muse.

[Shaun]

Haha Laura, my Mum got 'The Circus' yesterday from my sister, and I quite liked it. I'll probably post a new episode tonight.

[MarkWaldorf]

I hope my absence has a justified reason. :nono: lmao.

[lily.]

Picto (I assume that's you Shaun..?)... I've just read this and it's bloody hilarious. You've got talent son. :thumbs:

One question though.. am I with Baz? Lmao...

[Shaun]

Yes you are, lili, but he doesn't love you.

Episode four!

TiBBOaks Episode 4 - Friday. PM.
Opening Sequence:
It's the same evening from Fom's father's funeral/Firewire coming home. Annie is stood in Sam!'s room on the University campus, confronting him and Satisfaction over their affair. "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson is playing. As "Annie are you OK?" repeats, she has her arms folded and we see Sam! offering an explanation under the music. We then cut to Fom's house, where he picks up the gun from the box and locks it away in a safe, under disapproving looks from GhettoSuperstar. Finally, we cut to .Andy.'s bar, where LIZZEDJ is dancing on a dancefloor with Lauren, Princess and Mark, whilst she repeatedly looks over at the barman, Matt.

Scene One - the dancefloor. Generic dance music plays, and LIZZEDJ gestures to Lauren that she wants to go and get a drink.
Lauren: TEQUILA! SLAMMERS! YEAAAAH!
LIZZEDJ: Oi oi, mr. Barman, get us some tequila in.
Mark: Oof, he's a bit of alright.
LIZZEDJ: Shush you, he's mine.
Mark: You've got a husband! And a kid!
Princess: Nah he's mine! I need a rebound pull.
Matt wanders over and smirks, pouring shot glasses and handing Lauren four sliced lemon segments and a small jar of salt.
Mark: Okay, one, two, three!
They all swallow the salt, then down the shot, before sucking on lemons. They pull disgusted faces.
Lauren: I think I'm going to be sick!
She runs off to the toilets, and Mark quickly follows.
Princess: Lightweights!

Scene Two - Nickyy's house. Mrluvaluva has come round to babysit, and she is putting on some earrings. There's a knock on the door and she goes to answer it.
Nickyy: Come in!
A man considerably younger than Nickyy walks in. He is wearing a black leather jacket and has his hair greased back in a quiff. It appears that there is a Grease-themed night nearby, as Nickyy puts on a "Pink Ladies" jacket.
Nickyy: Listen, Mrluvaluva, I know I said I was going bingo but I had a change of plan. It's 70s night down Andy's! Are you sure this is OK? I can call someone else if it's too much trouble. Oh by the way, this is Chewy.
Chewy: Hey...
Mrluvaluva: No, no, it's fine. Go out and enjoy yourself!
Nickyy: Ah, thanks babe. You're a lifesaver!
She grabs her keys and handbag, then kisses Ninastar on the forehead before climbing into a taxi outside.
Ninastar: Did you bring that gun?!
Mrluvaluva: I wish I had...

Scene Three - Sam!'s room. He and Annie are in the middle of a big argument, whilst Satisfaction stands by the window feeling awkward.
Annie: A MAN!? You cheated on Princess with a man!?
Sam!; What's that supposed to mean? It's no different to with another woman...
Annie: Well I already knew you'd done it with Christina, but a man!
Satisfaction: What!?
Sam!: Oh great.
Satisfaction: Who the hell is Christina?
Christina walks in and is in a world of her own.
Christina: I came round to bring this shirt you left at mine...oh.
Annie: The plot thickens.
Satisfaction: Who are you?
Christina: I'm Christina, who are you?
Satisfaction: You've been sleeping with my boyfriend!
Sam!; Boyfriend? Slow down...
Satisfaction: What do you mean 'slow down'? You said you'd break it off with Princess so we could be together.
Christina: Sam!'s gay!?
Annie: I know, it's so juicy!
Sam!: I'M NOT GAY.
Satisfaction: Not what you said last night, love.
Sam!: Shut up! Just go will you? I need time to think.
Christina: Look, whatever your name is, it was a one-off. We were drunk.
Annie: There's a surprise.
Christina: Oh shut up, you tramp.
Annie: BITCH!
She launches at Christina and pulls her hair. Sam! intervenes and pulls them apart, and Satisfaction takes Annie outside to go home.
Christina: What the Hell is happening?
Sam!: I wish I knew...

Scene Four - Andy's bar. Lauren and Mark have returned and are sipping cocktails with Princess, but LIZZEDJ has disappeared. Lauren receives a text.
Lauren: ...gay!?
Mark: WHAT?
Lauren: Not you love, we know you are.
Mark giggles and a bit of his cocktail spills onto his shirt.
Princess: Who then?
Lauren: Oh...never mind!
She suddenly has great interest in her drink, and plays with the little umbrella. Meanwhile, at the opposite side of the bar, LIZZEDJ is whispering to Matt.
Mark: Oooh, 'ark at her!
Princess: Jammy cow!
LIZZEDJ hands Matt a piece of paper, presumably with her mobile phone number on it. She then goes to the toilets.

Scene Five - Fom's house. It is now evening, and he has cooked pasta for himself and GhettoSuperstar, who's brought along two married friends from his old workplace.
Fom: So, Ben, how did you and Brona meet?
Ben: Online.
Fom: Oh.
Brona: Yeah I was browsing some social networking sites looking for people to go dogging with -
GhettoSuperstar chokes on a meatball.
Brona: And he sent me a message saying that he liked the look of-
Ben: Uhh, babe, in front of friends?
Brona: Oh, sorry.
She blushes. They continue eating in silence, whilst GhettoSuperstar gives Fom dirty looks.

Scene Six - a drama hall. Several students walk around the stage reciting lines from Hamlet. There is no teacher present, though, and it inevitably falls into chaos.
MarkSpears: This is ridiculous. Where is Mr. Satisfaction?
DamonJ: Probably caning Conzors for what he said earlier.
Hugo: Can we concentrate please?
DamonJ: Alright, calm down.
Ruth*Star: O! what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
MarkSpears: Captivating. Truly mesmerising.
Ruth*Star: Shut up, just because your part is a tree.
MarkSpears: I've got more talent in my branches than you've got in your whole family.
DamonJ: Can't we work in "If You Seek Amy" to the soundtrack?
Hugo: Shakespeare didn't much like Britney.
MarkSpears: Pfft, who's Shakespeare? Don't see him selling platinum albums.
Ruth*Star: No, he's only the biggest-selling author of all time.
DamonJ: [singing] There are two types of people in the world.
He picks up a feather boa and thrusts around the stage. Hugo initially rolls his eyes, but then picks up a cane and starts gyrating with him.

Scene Seven - Andy's bar. Nickyy and Chewy have arrived, and "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees is playing. They're on the dancefloor with Lauren, Mark, Lizzedj and Princess.
Matt: Andy, what time does my shift end?
Andy: Uhh...1am. Why, you got somewhere you need to be?
Matt: You could say that.
He looks over at Lizzedj who winks at him.

Scene Eight - Satisfaction is walking with Annie in no general direction. He has his arm round her and she hears music playing nearby. She asks Satisfaction if he fancies a drink and he accepts, as they head over to Andy's.
Annie: Princess! Lauren! You get my text?
Lauren rushes over to Annie and hugs her. She stumbles over to a corner sofa, and sits down with Satisfaction, Annie and Princess.
Princess: Hello sexy!
Satisfaction: Uh...hi.
Annie: Oh! Funny story! Sam!'s sleeping with him!
Princess: WHAT.
Lauren spits out her drink and ruins Satisfaction's shirt. He starts to take it off, when Mark comes over.
Mark: Well this night's improving by the minute!
Lauren: Oh my god I'm sorry! I'll go and buy you a drink.
Satisfaction: ...thanks. Sex on the beach.
Mark: Yes please.
Princess: HELLO?
Annie: Oh yeah, Sam! is gay now.
Satisfaction: I don't know about that...
Princess: You were the one seeing him behind my back?
Satisfaction: I'm sorry, I didn't know either...
Mark: Oooh, scandal!
Annie: Mark! Go make yourself useful!
Mark wanders over to the bar and sits on a stool, only to fall off immediately, knocking over a jug of vodka/coke. The 3 sat down burst out laughing.
Princess: You want to stay away from him.
Satisfaction: Who, Mark?
Princess: No! Well, yes. But I meant Sam!
Annie: He's a slag!
Princess: Probably got AIDs.
Satisfaction: What does that mean?
Princess: I don't mean like, because he's gay, but because he sleeps around.
Annie: How old are you anyway?
Satisfaction: I'm 30...I teach at TiBBOaks.
Annie: Ooo!
Meanwhile, Nickyy accidentally bumps into a girl. It turns out to be LIZZEDJ.
Lizzedj: You again! You bitch!
She lunges at Nickyy and a bouncer comes in and takes her outside. It is now nearly 12:30, and Matt decides to finish early.
Matt: It's okay, I'll get her a cab home.

Scene Nine - The taxi. Lizzedj is sat in the back with Matt, and she is leaning on his lap.
Lizzedj: Bitch has got a serious problem!
Matt: 12 Hottie Street, please.
Lizzedj: Oooh, Hottie you say?

Scene Ten - Fom's house. He is washing dishes as GhettoSuperstar finishes pouring wine for his friends.
Ben: Actually, none for me thanks. It's getting late...we better be off.
Brona: But darling! The wine! *hic* it's fab!
GhettoSuperstar: YOU'RE FAB!
He and Brona giggle hysterically.
Fom: I think that's enough wine.
GhettoSuperstar: IF YOU SAY SO! Don't want you to shoot me!
Ben: Huh?
Brona: I shot the sheriff! But I didn't shoot the deputy.
Ben: Okay, that's enough. We're going home. I'm sorry about this Fom, Ghetto.
GhettoSuperstar: Don't worry about it *hic*, I love meatballs.
Brona: Goodness gracious...
GhettoSuperstar and Brona: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
They fall to the floor giggling. Ben drags his wife to her feet and shakes Fom's hand to say goodbye. They leave.
GhettoSuperstar: ...where have they gone? YOU'VE KILLED THEM.
Fom: No, they went home. Brona was drunk. And so are you.
GhettoSuperstar: SO why do you have a gun!
Fom: None of your business.
GhettoSuperstar: It's James isn't it!
Fom: What?
GhettoSuperstar: James! He killed dad, now you're going to kill him!
Fom: Dad died from liver poisoning...
GhettoSuperstar: I mean our real dad!

Closing Sequence:
"If You Seek Amy" by Britney Spears plays in the background. Lauren, Annie, Princess and Mark continue to dance with Nickyy, Christina, Chewy and Satisfaction. We cut to Matt's house, where he leans in and kisses LIZZEDJ. She takes off his shirt and they stumble upstairs. We then cut to Sam! drinking the bottle of wine Satisfaction had left over. He is looking at two photographs, one of Satisfaction and one of himself. He tears up the picture of him, and turns off the lights.

[Ninastar]

Omg! I loves it xxxx

[GhettoSuperstar]

OMG I'm so glad you added Brona having banter with me, we are like Girls Aloud fans and similar.

Dum, dum, dum! Not our real dad!?!?!?!

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO!!

[lily.]

Originally posted by PictoYes you are, lili, but he doesn't love you.Ahh... story of my life :P

Great update.. I'm enjoying this.. haha.. I should read more fiction!

[MarkWaldorf]

I love how you can actually see this all happening, lmao!

[Shaun]

I know, I'm actually picturing it as I'm writing it lmao. Though I couldn't see Matt and Jen kissing, personally.

[Tom4784]

Great episode, outrageously campy Mark is my favourite.

[Dom:D]

Fantastic episode!!

[Sam!]

Shitt I love this lol :P I laughed when Christina walked in on me, Annie and Darenn. hahaha

[Hugo]

LOL
:lovedup:

But I'm not a Britney fan in that. :sad:

[LemonJam]

Lauren spits out her drink and ruins Satisfaction's shirt. He starts to take it off, when Mark comes over.
Mark: Well this night's improving by the minute!

LMFAO!!!!

This is just too awesome.

[xDramatick]

Lauren spits out her drink and ruins Satisfaction's shirt. He starts to take it off, when Mark comes over.
Mark: Well this night's improving by the minute!

&&

Satisfaction: Not what you said last night, love.

LOVE IT.
Which Mark is perving over me? Admin or Spears? :laugh:

Keep up the work Shaun, love it :love:

[Hugo]

Admin^
LOL

[Shaun]

The only one who I haven't used the exact username for is Ben, who's based on Robin-Van-Perfect.

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Picto
The only one who I haven't used the exact username for is Ben, who's based on Robin-Van-Perfect.

OH, I always thought you meant ukturtle LOL

[xDramatick]

Ah right, LOL @ Admin Mark wanting me.
Sucky Sucky Five Karma?

&Lmao @ homophobic conzors.

[Lewis.]

Haha. I Love it :tongue:

Annie: Well I already knew you'd done it with Christina, but a man!

[Shaun]

Hugo, I'm working on bringing out your inner-Britney. But it's hard when you secretly hate Damon. :(

[Shaun]

Hugo, I'm working on bringing out your inner-Britney. But it's hard when you secretly hate Damon. :(

[DamonJ]

ILY SHAUN! :flowers: lmao

[Hugo]

yay :lovedup:
+k

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Satisfaction

&Lmao @ homophobic conzors.

LOL that so needs to be registered as the new definition of irony.

[Harry!]

What happend to Firewire when he got home? Other that at 5 stars!

[Christina]

Lool this is so fun :laugh:

[Princess]

Have I forgiven everyone now then??? *shrugs* Loveeeeeeeee it,I actually am me in this,lol.

[Jen]

I hate cheating on James.

:sad:

[Ross]

I love this. What did my note say that Lauren gave me? ;)

[Lauren]

Yes, I demand more of a role from my beloved Ross plz.

PS. Shaun, you're very creative with your writing - you wanting to carry it on for Uni or career or something?

[Iceman]

Ha just read all of the episodes im so confused!:shocked:

[Shaun]

I have to say I'm quite pleased with this one:

TiBBOaks - Episode 5.
Saturday AM.

Opening Sequence:
"One" by U2 ( the version featuring Mary J Blige) is playing over the shots. LemonJam is sat in an armchair with his baby, hushing it and rocking it gently. He looks over at a wedding photo and then to the clock on the wall. We cut to Princess/Annie's dormitory, where a pile of crumpled bodies lie on the sofa. Hair is a mess, and several items of clothing are torn. Lauren pulls herself out of the wreckage and heads to the bathroom. We then cut to GhettoSuperstar dropping two tablets into a glass of water, and clutching his head whilst turning down the radio in frustration. The music fades as he does so.

Scene One - Fom's house.
Fom: Hangover?
GhettoSuperstar: Nuh, I just really hate U2. YES a bloody hangover!
Fom: Just asking. You were gulping that wine down last night.
GhettoSuperstar: Yeah, well, whatcha gonna do?
Fom: Be sober.
He smiles condescendingly and picks up a briefcase and heads out.

Scene Two - Lauren emerges from her bathroom looking considerably better. She's reapplied her makeup and has had a shower. She looks over at the still snoring bodies, including Mark, Annie and Satisfaction. She receives a text saying "I'm outside." and she heads out.

Scene Three - Sia's house. Fom enters the front door, catching her off-guard.
Sia: Jesus!
Fom: I don't think that highly of myself.
Sia: Don't you knock?
Fom: Sorry, I didn't think. You ready?
Sia: For what?
Fom: I have a special day planned for you.
Sia: But I have work!
Fom: Take a day off. You haven't had a single day off since you joined. Plus, I think you'll like what I have planned.
Sia: You have a wicked way of words, Mr. Fom.
She smiles as she hugs him, and they walk out together.

Scene Four - in a local park. The day is sunny, yet quite cold. Many passers-by are wearing scarves, and children are playing on the football fields. Ross is stood underneath a blossoming tree, and he sees Lauren walking across the road from the campus gates.
Ross: You finally broke free then?
Lauren: Nah, this is a ghost. I'm sorry to tell you Lauren's dead.
Ross: That's a shame. I'd been meaning to give her something.
Lauren: What's that then? I can pass it on beyond the grave.
Ross: This.
He leans in and plants a firm kiss on her lips. She responds and they hold hands as they walk around the park.
Lauren: So, what're we going to tell Annie?
Ross: Nothing?
Lauren: She has a way of finding things like this out, you know.
Ross: Only because she has a big, messy web which she's spun out.
Lauren: And you were the first fly to be trapped.
Ross: Hmm, it actually felt more I got trapped in my flies.
He winces, remembering a particularly unkind punishment Annie inflicted upon him after learning on his cheating. Lauren laughs.

Scene Five - back at the dormitory, Mark is cooking a fried breakfast for the other flatmates, who are trying to salvage what they can in the bathroom. Satisfaction is sat on the sofa, nursing a weary head.
Mark: Overdone it on the vodka, you did, babe.
Satisfaction: Hmm...
Mark: One sausage or two?
Satisfaction: Ugh, none thanks. I'll just have toast.
Mark: Nobody refuses my sausages.
Satisfaction: I'm sure they don't.
He smirks and his phone suddenly rings.
Sam!: Are you free today?
Satisfaction: Might be.
Sam!: Listen, I really want to make up for last night...did you get home okay?
Satisfaction: Uhh, haven't been there yet, I'm around Annie and Princess' actually.
Sam!: What!?
Satisfaction: We had a night out on the town.
Sam!: Oh...
Satisfaction: Look, I'll meet you at the juice bar. I think they're opening today.
Sam!: Sure, I'll be there about 11...love you.
Satisfaction hangs up and smiles to himself. Mark puts a plate of bacon, eggs, sausages and toast on the table in front of him, and Satisfaction immediately runs to be sick.
Mark: Nobody ever likes my sausages.

Scene Six - Sia and Fom are sat on a park bench, eating ice cream. Fom finishes his and dabs a bit on Sia's nose. She retaliates by shoving the cone on his chin. He laughs and tickles her, and is soon on the floor.
Fom: Whilst I'm down here...
He pulls a box from his pocket, and opens it, revealing an expensive-looking diamond ring.
Fom: I've known you now for long enough to know that I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Sia: Oh my God!
Fom: Sia, would you do me the honour of marrying me?
Sia is open-mouthed in surprise.

Scene Seven - Nickyy's house. She descends the stairs with Chewy behind her. Ninastar is watching childrens' television, until she hears her.
Ninastar: Mummy, can we go to the- oh. Who's he?
Nickyy: Uhh, Ninastar, this man is Chewy. He's one of my special friends.
Ninastar: Oh right. He's not your boyfriend is he? I want Mrluvaluva to be your boyfriend.
Chewy looks at Nickyy inquisitively.
Nickyy: Ninastar, dear, go and put a jumper and some shoes on, and we'll go to Pizza Hut for lunch.
Ninastar: YAY!
She runs upstairs to her room.
Chewy: So...
Nickyy: Oh, you don't have to come along if you don't want to. I promised her earlier in the week I'd spend the day with her.
Chewy: Uh, it's not that, I have to go to work anyway. But...I'd like to see you again.
Nickyy: And you too... I'll call you later?
Chewy: Sure...you've got my number. I'll see you around.
He leaves, and we turn to Nickyy, looking carefree.

Scene Eight - the juice bar. LemonJam is stood at the opening with Kathreya from Big Brother 9. He is with a pram, unable to get hold of LIZZEDJ.
Kathreya: I now decware the Jam open!
She pulls a cloak off a sign, revealing neon pink writing of "Jam", the J shaped like a palm tree. She turns to LemonJam and holds out her hand. He hands her a cheque. A few people gathered nearby politely clap.
LemonJam: Opening day promo, 20% off all drinks! Tell your friends!
He smiles through gritted teeth, and hands an apron to an unfamiliar face. This turns out to be an employee. He puts it on and serves a few customers.
Zee: Hi, how can I help?
Sam!: Uhh, two mango and passionfruit smoothies please.
Zee: To go, or to drink in?
Sam!: Uh, to go please.
Zee: That's £4, please.
Sam! pays the money and hands Satisfaction one of the drinks. He smiles to Zee and walks out.
Sam!: Seems a nice place.
Satisfaction: Hmm.
Sam!: So...
Satisfaction: So!
Sam!: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Christina. But it only happened one time.
Satisfaction: I'm not fussed about that.
Sam!: Oh. Well, what are you fussed about then?
Satisfaction: You're not being true to yourself. You say you aren't gay, then you're sleeping with me. You say you love me, then say I'm not your boyfriend. What do you want exactly?
Sam!: Well I do love you. It's just...I'm not ready to come out yet.
Satisfaction: Bit late for that!
Sam!: I mean to my parents, family, old friends...
Satisfaction: Well, I'm hardly one to tell them all. But you're forgiven. For now. Now, stop being so melodramatic, and make sure your sweet ass is round mine by 9.
He winks, and walks off into the park. Sam! smiles and returns to the campus.

Scene Nine - the park. Satisfaction walks past a bench, where Fom is sat crying.
Satisfaction: Are you okay?
Fom looks up and wipes tears from his eyes.
Fom: Uhh...yeah...no...I just need some time to myself.
Satisfaction: Okay. Well, whatever it is, I hope it turns out okay.
He walks off, slurping on the smoothie.

Scene Ten - Sia's house. She is sat at a desk, going through some mail. Her sister walks in, and sits opposite her.
Gemmer-x: Oh em gee! You will not believe this!
Sia: Now's not a great time.
Gemmer-x: Oo-er, I sense a commotion in the ocean.
Sia: What the hell does that even mean?
Gemmer-x: Sorry. What's up?
Sia: Fom asked me to marry him.
Gemmer-x: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Sia: Bloody hell, calm down. Anyway, I said no.
Gemmer-x: What? Are you mad woman? He's minted!
Sia: That's not necessarily enough, Gemma.
Gemmer-x: If you say so. Wow, so you turned him down? Why? How did he take it?
Sia: Yeah...I left him in the park where he proposed. And I'm just not ready. I want to see more of the world before I settle down. I'm only 22. I've just left University and I'm stuck in a stupid library, having a quiet relationship.
Gemmer-x: Well, why not go travel then? See the world, spread your wings and all that.
Sia: Hmm.

Scene Eleven - Firewire's house. Muse and BigSister are talking in the living room, whilst she irons. Muse is assembling a new shelving unit.
Muse: We are so lucky.
BigSister: Huh?
Muse: With what happened. He could have died. Oh my god, what if I hadn't bust that door down?
BigSister: Oh don't, the thought of it makes me cringe. I just can't believe he felt that low enough to want to do that.
Muse: I know. Do you think he's getting bullied?
BigSister: You know how kids are these days.
Muse: He has friends though?
BigSister: I know I'm not exactly trendy, but I doubt that Madonna boy is in a high social position.
Muse: You're right there.
Hugo walks in the room and is carrying a fake skull. BigSister screams.
Hugo: It's just a prop, mum!
BigSister: Oh right. So, the big performance tonight then? You excited?
Hugo: Yeah mum, I put on a nappy just in case I wet myself.
He rolls his eyes.

Scene Twelve - Matt's house. It's now considerably late in the afternoon, and he's still in bed with LIZZEDJ. She is watching music channels on the television, as he emerges from the shower.
LIZZEDJ: Away with that towel, you!
Matt drops the towel and she raises an eyebrow.

Scene Thirteen - Fom's office. The lights are off and production is offline. We see a woman lurking in the office, going through some filing cabinets. She pulls out one file and finds a photograph of an unknown man. She instantly recognises him
lili: I knew it.

Scene Fourteen - It's later that day, and the cast for the school play wait nervously backstage. Satisfaction is out front warming up the crowd.
MarkSpears: In the Zone. In the Zone.
He adjusts a tree-branch and hums the tune to Womanizer to himself. DamonJ smirks.
Hugo: Try not to mess up your lines, Damon.
DamonJ: I'm a professional, hon.
Ruth*Star: Professional clown.
Hugo giggles
DamonJ: Hey Ruth, how's your emo boyfriend doing?
Hugo: You mean my brother?
DamonJ: What a small world.
Hugo: Talk about him like that again, and you'll look a lot like the skull you're carrying.
DamonJ: Ooh, I'm scared.
MarkSpears: Boy don't try to front, I-I...
The others stare at him, confused. He is unaware, and continues meditating.

Scene Fifteen - Jam. LemonJam closes the store after a relatively successful opening day. He takes the keys from Zee before wishing him goodnight, and heads home with the baby. There, he finds LIZZEDJ waiting outside.
LemonJam: Speak of the devil.
LIZZEDJ: How did the first day go?
LemonJam: You actually care?
LIZZEDJ: Don't be like that... my brother was in hospital, I had to go see him.
LemonJam: Oh.
LIZZEDJ: It's okay, I understand. Anyway, I brought home an Indian...it might need microwaving though now.
They head inside.

Scene Sixteen - it is now dark, and lili locks the office door behind her, using Mrluvaluva's keys. Fom is stood there, holding a gun. He looks like he has been drinking.
Fom: You chose a bad day to steal from me.
lili: Look, I...
We're now outside, a camera showing the front of the building. We hear a gun-shot.

Closing Sequence:
"Everytime" by Britney Spears plays. Sam! turns up around a weary-looking Satisfaction's house, and they hug as "I guess I need you baby" is said in the song. Cut to LemonJam's house, and he smiles as shares some naan bread with his wife. Again, the words "I guess I need you baby" are heard. Finally, as the piano keys fade away, we see lili's body on the floor of Fom's warehouse. Her eye closes and the music comes to a stop.

[Lauren]

Boi did you just kill lili?!

PS. :lovedup: Me & Ross.

[GhettoSuperstar]

It's true... I ****ing hate U2! :o

[Fom]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


:devil:

[lily.]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh.... I'm dead... and Fom killed me...

Life imitating art imitating life ... or something like that.. :P

[Shaun]

I did :sad:

I actually feel terrible. Lmao. But I did promise a death before Episode 6. She's such a great actress to work with. But she's left to pursue other roles.

[lily.]

LoL.. yeah, I've just been introduced as a geriatric in TiBBenders haha


Edit: MrLuvaLuva better at least pretend to be heartbroken at my funeral.. while he's busy being in love with Nickyy haha

[Iceman]

That was a great episode!

[Tom4784]

NOT LILI!!!!!!:bawling:

Great episode, Shaun.

[30stone]

So Quality i love both this and Tibbenders.

So enjoyable to read.

[Harry!]

Poor lili for being the first one to die.

[Firewire]

Another great episode Picto.

[xDramatick]

Originally posted by Picto
Mark: Nobody refuses my sausages.
Satisfaction: I'm sure they don't.

&
Originally posted by Picto
Satisfaction: Well, I'm hardly one to tell them all. But you're forgiven. For now. Now, stop being so melodramatic, and make sure your sweet ass is round mine by 9.

LMFAO!!
Has admin Mark seen this yet?
love it :love:

Can't believe there's a death already, wow.
At least I'm compassionate -points at his bit with Fom-

[Mrluvaluva]

Lili is dead. :shocked: I was quite enjoying being in a love triangle.....

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Mrluvaluva
Lili is dead. :shocked: I was quite enjoying being in a love triangle.....

Course you did. :bigsmile:

Great story Shaun - for once creative writing on TIBB is worth reading lol
Am I going to play in there ? :tongue:

[MarkWaldorf]

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

[DamonJ]

Hugo needs to die y'all :shocked:

[Lewis.]

Loved that episdoe! :spin:

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Lewis:)
Loved that episdoe! :spin:

[LemonJam]

ROFL @ Kathreya opening my bar! :laugh:

Mark is SO the best character in there.

[lily.]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Lili is dead. :shocked: I was quite enjoying being in a love triangle.....

You dirty, rotten, cheating baaaaaastard!




(haha.. at least you were cheating on me with someone I actually like.. :P)

[Shaun]

It seems I have a taste for death now. But you can be sure that these will be the last for a while :)

TiBBOaks - Episode 6
Opening Sequence:

"Strange and Beautiful" by Aqualung players over the scenes. The first scene is of Fom's warehouse. He has put what appears to be a body wrapped up in a carpet into the back of one of his vans, and he drives off. It is still the same evening from the murder. The next scene is at Mrluvaluva's. He looks at a clock and is sat at a dining table, the food going cold. We then see the sky outside, where the moon is full. The time fast forwards until the sun rises, and it's a clear-sky day. We are still outside, and the camera falls upon a family arguing outside the bakery.

Scene One - the bakery. A man is shouting at his two children to hurry up to school.
Iceman: Will you hurry up! It's already 8:30!
Loukas: Can I have £5?
Iceman: For what?
Loukas: Uhh...lunch, bus fare.
Remy: Yeah, uhh, I need money for the field trip on Friday.
Iceman: Fine, fine. Here.
He hands them the money and they run off to the bus stop. A woman steps outside from the bakery and turns an open sign on the door.
Ash: Have a nice day, honey.
She kisses Iceman and heads off to her car.

Scene Two - Nickyy is knocking on Mrluvaluva's door. He opens, looking fraught with worry and as if he hasn't slept. He lets her in.
Nickyy: I hope you don't mind me saying, but you look awful!
Mrluvaluva: It's lili. I haven't seen her since yesterday.
Nickyy: Oh! Have you phoned her?
Mrluvaluva: Of course I have!
Nickyy: Alright...I was just asking.
Mrluvaluva: Sorry, I'm just...really worried.
Nickyy hugs him and we see him smiling.

Scene Three - Fom arrives back from his dirty work and, as it is Sunday, is at the front door to his house. A girl stands behind him and she shouts.
Gemmer-x: Hey!
Fom: What?
Gemmer-x: Look, I know about yesterday.
Fom: You do?
He looks worried.
Gemmer-x: Yeah...I'm really sorry she turned you down like that, but I don't think she's ready.
Fom: I don't think this is any of your business.
Gemmer-x: No I know, it's just-
He goes inside and slams the door.

Scene Four - Muse's house. Hugo has invited MarkSpears over with Conzors. They are playing video games and eating pizza.
Hugo: Oh wait, I'll go and get some BBQ sauce.
MarkSpears: Get us a drink too.
Conzors: Please.
Hugo goes to the kitchen. MarkSpears is playing some form of fighting game with Conzors when he feels a hand on his knee.
MarkSpears: What are you doing?
Conzors suddenly leans in and tries to kiss him. MarkSpears pulls back in disgust.
MarkSpears: What the hell!
Conzors: Oh ****...I'm sorry. Please don't tell anyone!
MarkSpears: Are you gay?
Conzors: No! **** off!
MarkSpears looks at him suspiciously.

Scene Five - an unknown bedroom. We see Ross and Lauren in bed, cuddling, when a room-mate walks in on them. They pull the covers up to hide their half-nakedness.
Christina: Oh!
Lauren: You?
Christina: Yeah, I'm Ross' flatmate...
Lauren: Why didn't you say!?
Ross: I didn't know you knew each other...
Lauren: She slept with Sam!...
Christina: What a small world.
She walks out and shuts the door after grabbing a textbook on Ross' desk. She smiles to herself and picks up her phone.
Christina: Guess what I just saw!

Scene Six - Annie's dormitory. She is in the living area with Mark, working on some coursework. Princess puts down the phone and is open-mouthed in shock.
Annie: What?
Princess: Oh...nothing.
Mark: Don't look like nothing!
Princess: I'll tell you later!
Annie: Why him? Why not me?
Princess: Oh crap...
She runs out the door. Annie shouts after her.

Scene Seven - Hugo returns from the kitchen with a jug of lemonade and some bottles of sauces. He sees a bit of tension in the room.
Hugo: Here...
MarkSpears: Thanks. Uhh, I have to go actually.
Hugo: But you've only been here 15 minutes?
MarkSpears: I know, it's my mum, she's being really shitty with me. I'm sorry. I'll see you in school tomorrow.
He walks out and Conzors looks worried.

Scene Eight - GhettoSuperstar is styling his hair in a mirror at Fom's house. Fom walks in, looking terrible.
GhettoSuperstar: You didn't come home last night. Been up to some business I assume?
Fom: Shut up.
GhettoSuperstar: Cranky... anyway, Gemmer-x came round earlier, said she wanted to talk?
Fom: I just bumped into her.
GhettoSuperstar: What was it about?
Fom: Never mind...
GhettoSuperstar: Look, I know what happened with Sia is really bad and all, but you need to get back out there. Plenty more fish in the sea and all that.
Fom: Going out every night won't get me a wife.
GhettoSuperstar: No, but it'll get you laid.
Fom: It's a Sunday!
GhettoSuperstar: Whatevs. I'm going round Brona's for a few pre-dancing drinks.
He walks out, and past the bins, where Gemmer-x is hiding. She runs inside before the door has time to shut.

Scene Nine - Ross has walked Lauren to the entrance of her housing building. He kisses her goodbye when someone walks out and right up to Lauren and slaps her.
Annie: You're seeing HIM?
Lauren: I can see who I want!
Annie: Even after what he did to me!
Lauren: That's got nothing to do with us now.
Ross: Look, Annie...
Annie: Don't talk to me! I don't want to talk to either of you right now! I'm going out.
She storms off, leaving the couple to look at each other with unease.

Scene Ten - it is now early evening, and Brona is drinking wine with GhettoSuperstar and Christina. Annie walks in and sighs with melodrama.
Brona: Someone could do with a spritzer.
Annie: Please.
Christina: What's up?
Annie: Lauren's been seeing Ross behind my back.
Christina: Oh...
GhettoSuperstar: He gets around a bit. You two and now Lauren.
Annie: Don't remind me.
Christina: Nor me.
Brona: You've both been out with him?
Christina: Not exactly...
Annie: He cheated on me with her.
Christina looks down awkwardly at her glass.
Brona: If I didn't know you both I'd be revelling in the drama!
GhettoSuperstar: I need a bit less drama right now.
Brona: I heard about Sia...how's Fom taken it?
Christina: Yeah, he must feel awful.
GhettoSuperstar: He does. He's not talking much at the moment, and was out all last night.
A taxi blows its horn outside.
Annie: Speaking of which, I think we'd better be off too!
They all make final adjustments to their appearances in the mirror before walking out the door.

Scene Eleven - a bus pulls to a stop in the town and Loukas steps off. He is home much later than usual, and is wearing a dark hoodie. He walks down an alleyway near the stop, and gives a handful of money notes to another man wearing a hoodie.
Loukas: Thanks.
He is handed a small bag of pills and walks off.

Scene Twelve - Fom has just stepped out of the shower and walks into the lounge, where he finds Gemmer-x sat down. He quickly puts on some clothes.
Fom: What the hell!
Gemmer-x: You didn't let me finish.
Fom: You've been waiting since I saw you earlier?
Gemmer-x: Yeah...look. I know Sia doesn't want you right now. But I do.
Fom: Excuse me?
Gemmer-x: She doesn't appreciate you like I do.
Fom: Stop it!
She is now on her feet and keeps trying to touch him. He retreats, shouting at her, until his hand falls upon a stone sculpture. He grabs it, and swings it without thinking. It hits her square in the temple, and she falls to the floor. He recoils in horror, dropping the now blood-stained sculpture. He hears a knock at the door.

Scene Thirteen - outside his house, Ben is stood. He shouts through the letterbox.
Ben: Fom? GhettoSuperstar? Have you seen Brona?
Fom opens the door slowly and lets Ben in. He suddenly realises this mistake and pushes Ben back out.
Ben: What the-? Is she in there? Oh my god, don't tell me you two are-
Fom: Just go!
Ben: No! Let me in!
He is considerably stronger than Fom and pushes the door down. He runs past Fom into the living area, and sees the body on the floor. He shouts, aghast, and Fom is at the doorway. He is holding a knife.

Closing sequence - the piano chords from Aqualung's "Good Times Gonna Come" play throughout. We see Loukas walking through some dark alleyways, staggering as he does. He slumps against a brick wall and we see his eyes are glazed over. We then cut to looking through Fom's window. Fom drops a knife as he looks down at what he has done. He rushes over to the window and folds the blinds. We then cut to someone stood outside the house, and she is devastated at what she has seen. She runs away, crying. She reaches the park gates and leans against some iron bars. We see her face. It is Sia.

[30stone]

Ohh great episode.

Though, i think id been done in, i was on "fom's List" i guess.

lol

[Shaun]

I'm afraid you chose the wrong time to knock on the door :( and because you thought Brona was cheating on you with Fom, he killed you D:

Will Fom get away with murder? Stay tuned...

[Ninastar]

Omg! That was amazing!! xxxxxx

[30stone]

Aw bugger.

I got theee knife.

[DamonJ]

WHERE WUZ I?!

[Mrluvaluva]

Fom is dead meat.

[Ross]

Fom oh my god.

I love episode 5 it's my favourite.

I love Lauren :lovedup:

I love the characters of Mark, Muse and DamonJ/MarkSpears/Hugo.
This is a good read; I love it.

[lily.]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Aw bugger.

I got theee knife.

haha.. I got theeee gun...

We're dead baybee! lol

[lily.]

Shaun, you need to introduce Jessica Fletcher now so she can solve the crimes.. haha

[30stone]

Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Aw bugger.

I got theee knife.

haha.. I got theeee gun...

We're dead baybee! lol

Love in the afterlife.

[Loukas]

Oooo. I like it. :). TiBBOaks is amazing.

[Hugo]

Love it!

LMFAO at MarkSpears and Conor!

[GhettoSuperstar]

Me, Brona, Christina and Annie on a night out! LAV IT! I'm hooked!

[lily.]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Aw bugger.

I got theee knife.

haha.. I got theeee gun...

We're dead baybee! lol

Love in the afterlife.

We should come back to haunt all the bad 'uns who are still alive. lol

[Shaun]

TiBBOaks exclusive - Someone wreaks their revenge on Fom soon, with fatal consequences. But who?

[Shaun]

TiBBOaks - Episode 7

Opening Sequence
"Bling (Confessions of a King)" by the Killers is playing. It is the same evening from the grisly murders of Ben (Robin-Van-Perfect) and Gemmer-x by Fom. Sia has witnessed the murder of Ben, and seen Gemma, her sister's body. We see her sat on a bench in the park, crying. She stops, and wipes her nose and tears. She sees a bus pull to a stop, and runs to jump on board. As the doors close, we shift scenes to Fom. He has put the two bodies into a car boot, and slams the door shut, in doing so we shift scene to Mrluvaluva leaving his house. He walks past a "Missing" poster for his wife, in the direction of the Lemon Emporium.

Scene One.

The night is windy yet relatively cool. Mrluvaluva comes to the doors of the Emporium and opens the door with his key. He walks in, the surroundings dark and eerie. He shudders now, feeling colder than outside.
Mrluvaluva: I need to take my mind off of things.
He pauses and chuckles to himself, at the thought he's going mad. He suddenly stops and his face regains composure, as he kneels down to pick up a folder. Inside, he finds a picture of a middle-aged man. He frowns, and looks up to see the doors of Fom's office open. He goes inside and looks around, worried he might come across someone. He sees the filing cabinet ajar, as if activity inside has been recent. He goes to the cabinet and finds the files inside scattered, and assumes someone must have grabbed the one in his hands in a hurry. He frowns again.

Scene Two.

The bus pulls to a stop in the town's busy nightclub district. Sia walks past the bouncer into "Foxy's", a disco-themed bar popular with the local university students. Inside, she finds Annie.
Sia: Hey, kinda urgent. Have you seen GhettoSuperstar?
Annie: Aren't you our librarian? Come and have a drink! I love Manhattans!
Sia: No, I'm in a hurry.
Annie: Spoilsport. Anyway, he's over there.
She points in his direction, before walking over to Christina. Sia marches up to him and grabs him.
Sia: We need to talk.

Scene Three.

Conzors is sat in his bedroom on an instant messaging site. A new window pops up from a username proclaiming "Mark (L)MsSpears."
MarkSpears: What the hell happened earlier?
Conzors: I don't want to talk about it.
MarkSpears: Well, I do. You tried to kiss me. I deserve an explanation.
Conzors: I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.
MarkSpears: I don't care if you're gay, I just don't want you making moves on me.
Conzors: I'M NOT GAY!
MarkSpears: What you did was pretty gay.
Conzors: Piss off!
He slams his laptop shut and throws a book against the wall.

Scene Four.

Outside the nightclub, Sia is hyperventilating as GhettoSuperstar grabs her and asks what she wants.
Sia: It's...your brother. He's...he's...oh my god!
GhettoSuperstar: Suddenly you care about him? After how you ditched him?
Sia: Oh my god...is it my fault?
GhettoSuperstar: Is what your fault?
Sia: They're dead! Dead! My sister! Oh ****...oh no!
She collapses against GhettoSuperstar's chest and sobs loudly. Brona comes out to find where GhettoSuperstar [who I shall henceforth call Doug because I hate typing that out] has got to.
Brona: Come on, they're playing Bee Gees!
Doug: Gemma? She's dead? How? What's my brother got to do with it?
Sia: HE KILLED HER. He had a knife! And blood! Oh the blood...it's everywhere...she's gone! Oh god she's gone! And another man! He's killed two people!
Brona: WHAT?
Doug: That's crazy talk, you're making no sense.
Sia: I can show you! I saw them! He stabbed that man when he found my sister...
Still crying, Sia hails a taxi and screams at Doug to follow. Brona also climbs in.

Scene Five.

At a detached house out of town, Fom knocks on a door. An older man answers, and he hugs Fom.
Tom: Son.

Scene Six.

At Fom's house, Sia shoves money into the driver's hand and runs up to the door.
Sia: Come on!
Doug: Look, this can't be happening.
Brona: I don't want to see this!
Doug unlocks the door and they go in. Sia runs to the living room and the other two follow. They see no bodies.
Doug: Well?
Sia: They were here! She was here, and he was stood there...
She rushes over to the kitchen, looking for the knife. She finds it, but it has been washed.
Brona: There's nothing here...this is ridiculous.
Sia: WHY WOULD I LIE!
Doug: I don't know, but...
Brona: Oh my-
She picks up a sculpture and finds blood stains on the base. She drops it in horror.
Sia: See! Blood!
Doug: That could mean anything.

Scene Seven.

At Tom's house, Fom has explained everything to his father.
Tom: I've been in many a messy situation myself, but this takes the biscuit.
Fom: I couldn't help myself...I just lost it.
Tom: And you killed Linda too?
Fom: Yes. She found your picture.
Tom: Good. She knew too much anyway. Listen, leave the...work to me. I'll get rid of them.
Fom: How?
Tom: I don't want to gross you out with details. You need to sleep, and to get home and act normal. 3 disappearances will have the cops on high alert, and you need to appear normal.
Fom: You're right...dad? Thanks. I'd be lost without you.
Tom: I know. Take care, son.
They hug, and Fom drives off home.

Scene Eight.

Fom's house again, and Sia, Brona and Doug hear a knock on the door. Sia screams, and Doug shushes her. They hear a voice.
Mrluvaluva: It's me. I found a disturbance at the factory.
Sia: Let him in!
Doug goes to the door cautiously and lets him inside.
Mrluvaluva: Thanks. Look, I found your brother's office in a bit of a mess. Someone had been rummaging through his files, and I found this one on the floor. I guess they left it in a rush.
He hands the file to Doug, who looks at the picture and does a double take.
Doug: ...that's my father.

Scene Nine.

At Foxy's, Christina and Annie notice they have been abandoned. They stand in a taxi rank, a little tipsy but able to stand unaided.
Christina: So, what you going to do about Ross and Lauren?
Annie: I dunno...they deserve each other.
Christina: You guys did split up 3 weeks ago.
Annie: No thanks to you.
Christina: I know...did you love him?
Annie: What?
Christina: You know. How serious was it?
Annie: Well I guess it was never going to last forever...
Christina: But what's more important? Your friendship with Lauren, or the undying hatred over an ex?
Annie ponders silently, as they climb into a taxi.

Scene Ten.

We return to Fom's house, where Sia and Brona stare at Doug.
Mrluvaluva: They buried your dad just two days ago...
Doug: No, that wasn't my dad.
Brona: What?
Sia: I'm sorry, but somebody's DIED here!
Mrluvaluva: What?
She shows him the sculpture, and he shudders.
Mrluvaluva: Who? When?!
Brona: She thinks Fom killed her sister and some other bloke.

Scene Eleven

The camera briefly swaps to a scene outside the house, where Fom has arrived home. He sees the front door ajar and decides to look inside the window first. He sees four people stood there who he knows, one of them Sia. His heart sinks and he loses his composure. He suddenly overhears her loudly sobbing.
Sia: He killed her! My sister is dead! And I saw him kill someone else!

Scene Twelve

We are inside again, and Mrluvaluva is consoling Sia.
Mrluvaluva: Are you sure you saw this?
Sia: YES.
Doug: Something weird's going on. Brona, I'll phone Ben and get him to pick you up.
Brona: Thanks love.
He dials a number and it rings. He hears the phone he's dialling, ringing from the kitchen. He goes there and finds Ben's phone in a drawer, along with another phone and some car keys.
Doug: What the f-
Mrluvaluva: I know those keys! They're Lili's!
Brona: What is Ben's phone doing here? Oh god I don't like this one bit.
Fom: And so you shouldn't.
They all jump and turn to see Fom stood at the door. He is holding a gun and pointing it towards their direction.

Scene Thirteen

Tom's garden. He has just filled in a large pit with soil, and walks into his house. He stops at a photograph of lili, and sighs.

Scene Fourteen

Fom's house. Brona is hugging Doug in fear, as Sia and Mrluvaluva step forward.
Fom: Not another step.
Sia: Confess it! Tell us!
Mrluvaluva: Why are lili's keys here?
Brona: And Ben's phone?
Fom: Shut up. All of you. Into the basement, now.
He pulls up a trap-door and forces them, at gunpoint, to walk down. It is dark and the walls are cold stone. A stack of shelves contain books and old trophies and other nostalgic memorabilia. Fom shuts the door behind him as he switches on a dim lightbulb.
Fom: Now, a time for explanation.
Sia cries into Mrluvaluva's shoulders silently, as Brona trembles. Doug is silent, awestruck.
Fom: Two days ago, I proposed to my girlfriend. The timing was perfect and the setting was picturesque. The sun shone brightly as I poured my heart out to the girl I thought loved me. I was wrong.
Sia: This is not MY fault!
Fom: I SAID SHUT UP.
He fires the gun at the ceiling and Brona screams and bursts into tears.
Fom: That night, I arrived at my office, drunk. I found someone had let themselves in, and I walked to my office. There, I saw lili.
Mrluvaluva: No...please don't...
Fom: She'd suspected something for a while now, but I never thought she'd have the nerve to be so devious about it. So I killed her.
Mrluvaluva falls to his knees and Doug lets out a cry.
Sia: How can you say this so calmly? You've killed 3 people now!
He fires at the ceiling again.
Fom: Interrupt me again and the next bullet won't be in stone, it'll be in brain tissue. Anyway, she was a risk to Dad's safety.
Doug: She knew?
Brona: Knew what?
Fom: My Dad didn't die - he faked his own death in order to avoid a life sentence. Quite ironic if you think about it.
Mrluvaluva: Where does...lili come into it?
Fom: She was having an affair with him.
Doug: What? He said he loved mum!
Fom: You can't trust family, Doug. You know that by now. Anyway, today, Gemma comes round and breaks into my house, telling me she loves me.
Sia: Excuse me?
Fom: She attacked me, and I grabbed something and lashed out in self-defense.
Sia: Self-defence! Ha! You'd really stoop that low?
Fom: I'm telling the truth.
Doug: Who's the other man?
Fom: Ah...just as Gemma hit the floor, I heard a knock. He asked me where Brona was an-
Brona: NO!
She lunges at him just as Doug hits the light-switch. The room is suddenly pitch black and we hear a struggle and a gunshot.

TO BE CONTINUED

[30stone]

Wow Great episode

Brona Defending My Honor :lovedup:

[Harry!]

Good episode, Love MarkSpears accusing Conzors of being gay lol.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Favourite episode so far :lovedup:

[xDramatick]

Where did I go? :(

LMFAO @ Markspears & Conzors.
&&Fom&Tom is so confusing =|

[Shaun]

Egotistical shithead. SATISFACTION ISN'T INVOLVED IN THE FOM-FAMILY-MELTDOWN.

*makes them kill you off in a drive-by shooting next episode*

Where did you go indeed. *mutters*

[Tom4784]

Lol good episode! Can't wait for the next one.

[Gemmer-x]

haha loves it shaun <3

[Hugo]

:shocked:

[Sam!]

Originally posted by Satisfaction
Where did I go? :(

LMFAO @ Markspears & Conzors.
&&Fom&Tom is so confusing =|

We're in america together perhaps haha

[Hugo]

I hope Fom got shot, but it'd be better for the story if Brona did, so we could have more revalations.

[Mrluvaluva]

Lili betrayed me. I knew that bitch would one day.

[lily.]

:O


I'm going to pick on you Shaun... how did MrLuvaLuva manage to open up the emporium in the morning, when I had stolen his keys to break in the nite I got killed? Wouldn't the keys still be in my cold dead fingers? LoL

I can't believe I was cheating on my husband and having an affair with Tom!

PS. Did you realise you referred to me as "Linda" in that episode? :P

This story is class.. I'm actually excited to find out what happens next!




Edit to add: Barry, shut your cheating mouth.. ye've been slobberin all over Nicky while we were married.. :P

[Shaun]

I noticed a lot of errors in the last episode as I was writing them, and was hoping you wouldn't notice them :tongue: Such as - if Fom had cleaned the knife, why didn't he clean the sculpture, why didn't he put the file back in the cabinet...etc.

That one didn't occur to me. LOL. I'll just say...he had a spare. lmao.

And yeah, "lili" is a silly way to refer to your dead wife. :tongue:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by lili

Edit to add: Barry, shut your cheating mouth.. ye've been slobberin all over Nicky while we were married.. :P

I have never done anything about it though. You never could keep your knickers on!

And stop picking holes in Shaun's episodes!

[lily.]

I wanted the username "Lily" but someone has it... :(

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by lili

I wanted the username "Lily" but someone has it... :(

You are never bloody satisfied....

[lily.]

I'd be satisfied if my husband would put out more instead of babysitting for his fantasty woman!

[Mrluvaluva]

Fantasty? :tongue: Sorry I couldn't fulfill your needs, but 8 times a day would be too much for the most virile of men!

[lily.]

Yeah, and what with your little problem .. I guess it was more difficult for you..

[Shaun]

I'm saving the intimate details for TiBBOaks In The City. :mad:

[Mrluvaluva]

Do it Shaun. Show the home wrecking, two timing cow up for who she really is.

And L, I faked my "little problem" as I no longer found you attractive. Harsh, I know, but the truth must be told.

[lily.]

OMG... I can't believe you'd be so brutal.... after all I've done for you... I even swallowed for you... I'm devastated!

[Mrluvaluva]

Finding my little revelation hard to swallow though aren't you? :tongue:

[lily.]

You have no idea!

They don't call it a 'job' for nothing you know. There is actual 'work' involved..

[Jen]

TiBBOaks always has the best music.

:love:

[lily.]

o/t.. just noticed your sig Jen.. you'll like the new animated gif I found:

http://i40.tinypic.com/2yx3kmq.jpg

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by lili

You have no idea!

They don't call it a 'job' for nothing you know. There is actual 'work' involved..

Yeah. All work and never any fun. The hoover was better than you in bed.

[MarkWaldorf]

ROFL! They're amazing!

[lily.]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by lili

You have no idea!

They don't call it a 'job' for nothing you know. There is actual 'work' involved..

Yeah. All work and never any fun. The hoover was better than you in bed.

You told me it broke because you dropped it on the stairs!!!!! You filthy man. The truth is all coming out now!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by lili

You told me it broke because you dropped it on the stairs!!!!! You filthy man. The truth is all coming out now!

That was true. I dropped it in a state of pure ecstasy!!!

[lily.]

Seek help.

Shaun is guna chuck us out of his thread in a minute lol

[Mrluvaluva]

I did...

[lily.]

Yeah, I bet you paid Fom to kill me! lol

[MarkWaldorf]

http://i40.tinypic.com/runrdk.jpg

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by MarkSpears

http://i40.tinypic.com/runrdk.jpg

Sorry Mr Spears. I beg your pardon.

[lily.]

Originally posted by MarkSpears
http://i40.tinypic.com/runrdk.jpg

http://i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/aleronihead/reginashutup.gif

LoL

[MarkWaldorf]

http://i41.tinypic.com/51rrie.jpg

[lily.]

Ok, I give..

Where do you get them?????????????????

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO! a magician never reveals his secrets.

[lily.]

*looks for a 'beat up Markus' smiley*

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL I have one you could use.

[lily.]

give it! lol

[MarkWaldorf]

http://i43.tinypic.com/291m744.gif

[30stone]

Heres a few.

http://www.shareapic.net/content.php?gid=434264

[lily.]

ahhh.. good man.. :thumbs:


http://preview.shareapic.net/preview3/008851764.gif

[MarkWaldorf]

http://i43.tinypic.com/keuavb.gif

[30stone]

Lol i simply typed into google.

Gossip girls Gifs LOL

[Billy]

omfg ive not been in since the first episode.
ive been axed!!!!!

[Shaun]

Right. That's it. New rule - no posting unless it's about the show. Failure to comply results in your character being killed off. If your character is already dead, failure to comply shall result in a piss-poor spin-off, with your character being played by Fiona Phillips.

[MarkWaldorf]

TiBBOaks is amazing.

[30stone]

LOL shaun i will be brought back from the dead if i post off topic??! LOL

[30stone]

Originally posted by MarkSpears
TiBBOaks is amazing.

:lovedup:

[MarkWaldorf]

Ben when did you die? :shocked:

[lily.]

Shaun of the dead..

[Shaun]

TiBBOaks - Episode 8.

Opening Sequence:
"Knights of Cydonia" by Muse briefly plays. We replay the scene in Fom's basement, where Brona has just lunged at Fom and Doug has turned out the lights. A gunshot is heard. The scene changes to outside Iceman's bakery, where Loukas has slowly shut the door behind him. He locks it and pulls up his jacket's hood. He takes out a phone and dials. We then cut to LemonJam's house. LIZZEDJ looks at her phone and sees 4 missed calls from Matt. She deletes them, and quickly puts on a smile as LemonJam brings in a DVD for them to watch.

Scene One:
Fom's basement. It has been a few seconds since the gunshot, and Mrluvaluva fumbles for the lightswitch.
Brona: Aaaah it hurts! I'm bleeding!
She has been shot in the shoulder, and Sia has got out her phone to dial for the police. Fom runs for the stairs and out the door, and Doug quickly follows. Mrluvaluva rushes to find a first-aid kit.
Sia: It's going to be okay, it's alright...
Brona: Oh god, he killed Ben.
Sia: I know, I know. He won't get away with it, the police will see to that.
The call is put through and she gives her details.

Scene Two:
Outside Fom's house - he jumps into his car and Doug immediately climbs into the passenger's side, quicker than Fom had anticipated. He is now holding the gun and aims it towards Fom.
Doug: Drive.
Fom: Where?
Doug: Take me to Dad's. Now.

Scene Three:
Tom's house. He is sipping a glass of whiskey when he hears something outside. He goes to the back door and opens it, and Gemma is stood there. She screams and lunges wildly, holding the shovel Tom had used to dig the ditch.
Tom: Oh my-
He is unable to finish the sentence as he receives a sharp blow to the head.

Scene Four:
Loukas is approached by another young male. He greets him.
Billy: Did you just hear a gunshot?
Loukas: I don't know. You got the gear?
Billy: Of course. Let's go get wasted!

Scene Five:
Gemma has climbed into Tom's car and drives off, as Tom regains consciousness.

Scene Six:
Fom is driving along a dark country road. He notices an oncoming car with extraordinary bright headlights, and decides to swerve into it.
Doug: What the!?
They heavily scrape the other vehicle, and the car swerves off course into a hedge. Doug loses control of the gun and as soon as the car comes to a stop, Fom does a runner. Doug fumbles for the gun and, finally finding it, chases after him. The other car skids to a halt and a familiar woman steps out. She, too, is holding a gun.
Doug: GEMMA!?
Fom stops in his tracks and turns round in shock. She takes a shot and it hits his left leg. He falls to the floor in pain.
Doug: No, wait!
Gemma: He tried to kill me, and then left me in a ditch with some bloke he stabbed! I don't know what I saw in him!
Doug grabs the gun off of her and walks up to Fom.
Fom: Look, Doug, I'm sorry, but you've got to help me.
Doug: What was it you said earlier in the basement?
Fom: Huh?
Doug: About family. You said...
Fom: You can't trust anyone...
Doug: Great last words.
He shoots Fom square in the forehead.

Scene Seven:
LemonJam's house. A knock is heard at the door and LIZZEDJ goes to answer it. Matt is stood there, looking irritated.
Matt: I've been trying to call you.
LIZZEDJ: Shush!
She pushes him outside and shuts the door behind her.
Matt: What, are you seeing someone else?
LIZZEDJ: I'm married!

Scene Eight:
Outside Fom's house, Brona is taken off to the hospital in an ambulance. A small crowd of onlookers has gathered, as Mrluvaluva is talking to the police.
Nickyy: Oh, Baz, are you okay?
Baz: Yeah...I'm fine...
Nickyy: What's happened!?
Ash: I hear Fom shot his brother!
Mark: Oh no! He was cute!
Daren: I know!
Sam!: Hey!
Daren: Sssh, you're cuter.
Baz: I'll tell you everything...can we go somewhere a bit quieter?
He and Nickyy go back to her house.

Scene Nine:
Two hours have passed since Billy and Loukas went off to take drugs, and they are now heading home.
Billy: How many fingers am I holding up?
Loukas: Uhh...seven...teen?
Billy giggles hysterically, and playfully slaps Loukas. Loukas overreacts and falls into a dustbin, knocking it over. The noise attracts some attention from the small crowd gathered nearby.
Ash: LOUKAS? What are you doing?
Loukas: Oh hey mum! Can we get some pizza? I'm starving.
Ash: It's 1am! You should be in bed!
Billy: Hello, Loukas' mum. You are a sexy headmistress.
Loukas: Dude!
He punches Billy in the arm and Billy falls into the same dustbin.
Ash: Have you been...drinking?
Loukas: YES.
Ash: Inside, now! Billy, I'm calling your parents.
Billy: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch. I'm sorry. You're not a bitch. You're pretty.
Loukas: Billy, shut up!

Scene Ten:
Outside LemonJam's house, Matt is talking in loud whispers to Jen.
Matt: Married!?
Jen: Yes. It was a mistake sleeping with you, I'm sorry!
Matt: I'm not some bit on the side you know.
Jen: I know, but...it was a mistake!
LemonJam: What was?

Scene Eleven:
Nickyy's house. Baz has stopped talking and she stares at him, aghast.
Nickyy: I don't know what to say.
Baz: I just feel so...alone.
Nickyy gets up and hugs him, and he pulls her close.
Nickyy: Baz, you're squeezing me.
Baz: Sorry...
Nickyy: Look, do you want to stay over tonight? You'd have to sleep on the sofa, but it beats being home alone I guess.
Baz: That would be nice. Thanks.

Scene Twelve:
Doug and Gemma pull up into the now busy street, and get out of the car. Doug takes her over to an ambulance in order to see to the gash on the back of her head. A girl runs up screaming.
Sia: GEMMA!
Gemma: Sia! Oh god, are you okay?
Sia: I thought you were dead! I saw you dead! What the-?!
A policeman walks up to Doug and looks stern.
Andyman: Are you Mr. Fom?
Doug: No, I'm his brother...he's dead.
Sia: What? Did you kill him?
Gemma: No, I did...
Sia: Oh my god!
Doug: No, you shot him. I killed him.
Gemma: Oh...
Andyman places some handcuffs on Doug and leads him to the back of a police car.
Andyman: You are under arrest for the murder of Fom Lemon, you do not have to say anything but-
Gemma: No! Fom killed someone!
Sia: Two people!
Andyman: I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to step away from the vehicle.
Doug is lowered into the car and the door is shut. He looks back at Sia and Gemma and smiles, as Sia bursts into tears.

Closing Sequence:
"The Drugs Don't Work" by The Verve plays over, and we see the police car drive off and turn around the corner at the end of the street. The scene cuts to outside the bakery, where a car pulls up and a man looks sternly at Billy. It's Tom, and orders Billy to get in the car. Tom waves to Ash, stood at the door, and drives off. Finally, we cut to outside LemonJam's house, where clothes are being thrown out of the upstairs window. Jen is at the foot of the steps crying and Matt walks off home.

[Harry!]

Good episode, Keep it up!

[lily.]

"Andyman: You are under arrest for the murder of Fom Lemon, you do not have to say anything but-"


Loved that line^ LoL

[30stone]

Andyman as police, the world will come to an end.

lol great episode.

[30stone]

Originally posted by MarkSpears
Ben when did you die? :shocked:

Not sure which episode,

But i ran into foms saw gemma on the floor and fom closed the door behind him and was holding a knife, and that that last thing that happened.

[Princess]

Jeez drama!!!!! :shocked:

[GhettoSuperstar]

Zomg! I'm quite the focus in this episode. I LOVE the bit where I kill Fom :hugesmile:

I don't wannar go to prison and pick up soap :sad:

[Gemmer-x]

Oh my :shocked:

[Shaun]

Boomp.

[DamonJ]

WHERE AM I BITCH?!
THATS LIKE THREE EPISODES NOW.

[MarkWaldorf]

I have a bad feeling about me and Conor! :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

I was concentrating on the Fom/Doug/Sia storyline, now it's pretty much over I can shed light on more characters - I've begun with Billy, Loukas and Tom now :tongue:

There are more plans, don't worry. :tongue:

[Ross]

:sad::thumbs:

Great episode.

I think me and Lauren have moved away or summit, or we just have loads of sex.

[MarkWaldorf]

Ah okays, Shaun. :tongue:

[Shaun]

I think your character is just boring Ross.
:)

self-obsessed ****wits only talking about their characters. bellends.

[Ross]

Originally posted by Picto
I think your character is just boring Ross.
:)

self-obsessed ****wits only talking about their characters. bellends.
I wasn't talking about my character. Knob. :mad:

[Shaun]

TiBBOaks Episode 9

Opening Sequence:
With Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues" playing we initially see Doug in a police cell, where he has spent the night. It is now Monday morning and it's a bright day. Doug squints and blinks as the light shines through the barred windows. He sits up and walks to the door, and we see his eyes through the shutter on the other side. We then cut to Loukas' room, where he is recovering from a drugs binge the night before. Ash has assumed it's just a hangover and told him to stay home from school. Finally we cut to Nickyy's house, where Baz wakes up on the sofa and is happy to be in his surroundings. We hear footsteps running down the stairs.

Scene One:
Nickyy: I'm putting some toast on, you want any?
Baz: No thanks, tea would be lovely though.
Ninastar hops down the stairs, wearing her school uniform.
Ninastar: Did Mr. Luva stay over last night, mummy?
Nickyy: Yes, dear, he's slept on the sofa.
Ninastar: Awww! We could have had a sleepover and told lots of scary stories!
She is handed a piece of toast by Nickyy.
Nickyy: Listen, I'm running late already - I'll be back soon. Just make yourself at home.
Ninastar: Bye!
Nickyy picks up her daughter's school bag and heads out the door in a rush.

Scene Two:
LemonJam's house. There is evidence of a violent row, and a baby is crying in the background. LemonJam climbs out of bed and sees to him, before we hear a knock at the door and someone shouting through it.
Jen: Look, this is silly! I live here! You can't chuck me out!
James: It's my house, and I'll do what I want you cheating cow!
Jen: YOU'RE one to talk! I took you back when you cheated on me!
James has no reply for this and rocks the baby before placing him back in his cradle. James goes to the door and opens it.
Jen: I have a one-night stand and I'm thrown out of the house, but YOU! You get another woman pregnant, get her to have the baby, take it away from her with the court's help, and expect ME to look after it!
James: Oh so because I did it first it's OK for you to cheat now, is it? What's the next step? Free stabs?
Jen: Oh grow up - I'm saying that if I found it to forgive you, surely you can find it in you to forgive me. I know what I did was stupid, and I regret it so much.
James thinks for a moment.

Scene Three:
At school, in Firewire's class, the students file in for the morning registration. MarkSpears is talking to DamonJ, and Conzors walks in.
Conzors: Hey...
DamonJ: Alright? We were just discussing which was best, Blackout or Circus?
Conzors: Uhh...okay.
He takes a seat, and Ruth*Star walks in and sits next to Firewire. Madonna is sat the other side of him, doodling in a notebook
Firewire: Hey!
Ruth*Star: Hey, I heard about what happened...why did you do it?
Firewire: Oh...I don't wanna talk about it.
Ruth*Star: Oh okay.
Firewire: Listen, umm...
Madonna prods him in the back as if to carry on.
Firewire: DO YOU WANT TO BE MY PROM DATE?
The class laughs and DamonJ starts mimicking him in a falsetto voice. Satisfaction walks in.
Satisfaction: Shut it, skanks.

Scene Four:
At the police station, Sia is waiting in the reception area. A policewoman comes to her and takes her into an interrogation room. They sit down, and the woman puts on a recording tape, before giving the obligitory introduction.
DC Kaz: Now, I need you to explain, very carefully, what you saw yesterday afternoon at the residence of Mr. Lemon.
Sia: Well, I was stood outside building up the courage to talk to him - I'd just turned down a marriage proposal from him the day before, you see. Anyway, I looked through the window to see if he was in, and I saw my sister...
She pauses and wipes her eyes.
DC Kaz: It's okay. Please try to carry on.
Sia: She was on the floor, curled up, and there was a small bloodstain on the carpet. Then I saw some guy, who turned out to be Brona's husband, Ben I think, run in. He saw her on the floor and turned round, and Fom was stood there. And he...he...
She sniffs and blows into a tissue
Sia: He stabbed Ben. I think it was 5 times. I can still picture it in my head, each thrust into his chest.
She breaks down
DC Kaz: Interview suspended at 10:03am.
The officer pauses the tape
DC Kaz: You can go outside and have a quick break, make any phone calls, get a drink or something to eat and then I'll talk to you some more about what happened later that day, okay?
Sia nods.

Scene Five:
At Lauren/Annie's dormitory, the girls (and Mark) are getting dressed and watching TV. Mark has cooked pancakes.
Lauren: Agh, I hope this interview goes well.
Mark: It's only for a barmaid job at Andy's!
Lauren: I know, but I could really do with the money.
Annie: Why not ***** yourself out? Oh wait, you do that for free.
An awkward silence.
Princess: I'm going to the hospital later to check on Gemma and Brona, anyone want to come with?
Annie: Yeah, I'll probably go after biology. Anyway, I'm off, gonna catch up with Christina.
She leaves.
Lauren: This is getting so bad.
Mark: Well, what do you expect? Ross was a jerk to her!
Lauren: Well, now she's being a jerk to me! It's not my fault.
Mark: Give it time love.
Princess: Yeah, she'll get over it. Got to go, I've got a hot date!
Mark: Oooh, who's the lucky fella?
Princess: Never you mind!
She winks as she closes the door.

Scene Six:
At the station, a door opens and Doug is beckoned out of the room.
Andyman: A Mr. Tom Lemon has paid for your bail, and you are for now, free to go. We will be in touch very soon to talk about what happened yesterday some more.
He hands Doug a bag of his possessions, and leaves the cell door open for him to leave.

Scene Seven:
It's now mid-day and the sun is still shining brightly. In a school corridor, Firewire and Madonna are stood by some vending machines, drinking Ribena. Ruth*Star turns round the corner towards them, and Madonna nudges his friend.
Firewire: Ruth!
Ruth*Star: Oh, hey...
Firewire: I'm really sorry about earlier, with the whole shouting it out thing. You must think I'm a total idiot.
Ruth*Star: Actually I wanted to say I thought it was sweet, and I'd love to go with you!
Firewire: Really!?
He beams and hugs her, before pulling back awkwardly. She walks off after waving goodbye, and Madonna turns to him.
Madonna: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time...
Firewire: Shut up!

Scene Eight:
In the school canteen, Conzors is sat alone at a table. Two boys come and take a seat opposite him.
Picto: Why the long face, queer boy?
Conzors: I ain't gay!
Billy: Woah, someone's on the defensive.
Picto: What's that mean?
Billy: Like...he's touchy about it
Picto: Oh right.
Conzors: Yeah well I'm not.
Billy: Yeah whatever.
Picto: Anyway, this is our table, so move it.
Conzors: You haven't even got any food.
Picto: Are you arguing with us, queerie?
Conzors: Stop calling me that!
Billy stands up threateningly and Conzors immediately grabs his tray to walk away.
Billy: Yeah, I thought so.

Scene Nine:
Satisfaction is in his office, on the phone to his mother.
Daren: Look, this is really short notice.
His mum: I know dear, but he's got nowhere else to stay whilst I'm off in Corfu.
Daren: Why can't he go with you?
Mum: Because his passport's not been renewed since we went to Sicily 10 years ago, he was an ickle baba then.
Daren: Fine, how long'll he be here for?
Mum: Just 3 weeks, dear, I'll give you some money to look after him, with food and school things.
Daren: Okay. Look, I've got to go, lunch is about to end. I'll see you later, love you!

Scene Ten:
At the hospital, Princess is sat at Gemma's bedside. Sia walks in, with Annie soon behind.
Sia: How you doing, Gemz?
Gemma: I've been better.
Princess: How's Brona?
Annie: The doctor said they'll keep her in one more night for the wound to settle, and she'll be discharged in the morning. She says she's fine, but obviously she's upset with the whole...
She goes quiet and the group are sombre for a moment.
Sia: Anyway, I brought you these.
She places a bouquet of bright yellow and orange flowers on the bedside table and Gemma smiles, as Princess puts them into a vase on the desk beside her.
Gemma: Aaah, that's something to brighten up these dull wards.
Nurse Sunny interrupts them
Nurse Sunny: I'm going to have to ask two of you to leave soon, but you can have another five minutes.
Annie: Alright, love, calm down.
Sunny pulls a strained smile whilst walking away.
Gemma: Doctors say I have a little amnesia from the blow to the head, but I can't remember that [she smirks]
The girls all laugh.
Sia: When can you be discharged?
Gemma: Well, I've got to have a scan tomorrow afternoon to check if there's any major damage, so it depends on what they find I guess.
Princess: Well good luck, the town could do with some good news lately. I've got to get back to class, I've already missed this morning's lecture.
Annie: Yeah, same. I'll see you soon!
They leave.

Scene Eleven:
In their home above the bakery, Iceman is putting some clothes in the wash. He feels through the pockets to make sure no money or paper gets ruined, and he pulls a bag of pills from Loukas' jeans. He pockets them, and walks downstairs to open for the afternoon shift.

Scene Twelve:
On the way home from school, MarkSpears and Hugo are talking with DamonJ. Hugo has invited the other two over to watch a few chick flicks, such as Mean Girls and She's The Man.
Hugo: I can't believe my brother's got a date for the Prom before I do!
DamonJ: It's okay bub, I'll go with you.
Hugo: Uh, no thanks, I'd rather go with Madonna.
They burst out laughing.
Hugo: What about you Mark, you got anyone lined up?
MarkSpears: I was thinking of asking your mum.
DamonJ: Ooh, burn!
Hugo: That's my fall-back!
They laugh again, approaching the house Conzors is stood there.
DamonJ: Lock up your sons!
Conzors: Shut up. Hugo, why didn't you invite me over?
Damon and Mark exchange looks.
Hugo: Uh...because I'm only allowed two people over...
Conzors: Oh. Why not me?
MarkSpears: You're being a bit selfish.
Conzors: I wasn't talking to you.
MarkSpears: Makes a change from feeling me up.
DamonJ blinks and stares at Mark, whilst Hugo laughs in shock.
Conzors: You prick.
He runs off

Scene Thirteen:
Back at his flat, there's a knock on the door of Daren's apartment.
Daren: Come in!
A teenage boy of about 15 enters, wearing a tracksuit and beanie-hat. He is incredibly tall for his age, and walks with a swagger.
Rory: Mum sent me over with this.
He hands Daren an envelope containing £200. Sam! gets up from his seat and introduces himself.
Sam!: I'm Sam, I'm Daren's...
Daren: Boyfriend.
Rory: Oh. You two aren't gonna be like...at it when I'm around are you?
Daren: Yeah obviously, we were thinking of getting you involved.
Rory: That's ****in' sick.
Sam laughs and Rory walks into the spare room with a small bag of luggage, and begins unpacking.

Scene Fourteen:
At Fom's house, Doug has arrived home. He walks through the house and is shell-shocked at what has happened. He comes across a photograph of him and his brother and picks it up and throws it at a wall, smashing it.
Tom: We're going to have to clean that up.

Closing Sequence:
"Breakeven" by the Script plays, and Loukas walks downstairs to go out. Iceman is stood there and stands in his way. As Loukas goes to push past, Iceman shows him the bag of pills and Loukas squirms. We cut to MarkSpears, Hugo and DamonJ laughing at a picture of Conzors on a social networking site. They spill a drink and DamonJ starts overreacting as they keep laughing. We finally cut to LemonJam's house where he is cuddled up with Jen on the sofa. The baby is sleeping peacefully in the cradle, and they finally appear content.

[Shaun]

I just realised in an old episode I mentioned something which I haven't worked in yet D: about James [admin, not LJ].

[Tom4784]

Good episode Shaun!

[Harry!]

Lol! My best line so far....
Madonna: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time...
Firewire: Shut up!

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL I love how Rory's in it now.

[LemonJam]

Brilliant episode. :love:

LemonJen :lovedup:

[Princess]

Oooh whose my hot date????

[Billy]

At this rate Ill almost definitely be up for a Soap Award.

[GhettoSuperstar]

Lol at Conzors being bullied.