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WATERS
07-04-2009, 02:30 AM
On tuesday 27th April 02:47AM
Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a
missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in
Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to
read "To my darling Waters. All characters portrayed within this book are
fictional and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely
coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

What do you think on this ???
30stone
07-04-2009, 02:31 AM
LOLOLA AHAHAHAH
Harry!
07-04-2009, 08:57 AM
WATERS you really are funny are you?
xDramatick
07-04-2009, 10:13 AM
:rolleyes:
Shaun
07-04-2009, 10:22 AM
Bless. Some people are special.
pinkmichk
07-04-2009, 10:58 AM
i think some people are things i cant say on a forum kids go on :rolleyes:
Sticks
07-04-2009, 11:10 AM
I think this thread should be moved to the Creative Writing section.


It also shows a lack of knowledge of how the Bible came to be collected together from collections of works over a number of centuries and several locations, which any book on how the Bible was assembled will tell you.
M X
07-04-2009, 12:12 PM
Is that supposed to be funny?
Epic fail.
:sad:
Hugo
07-04-2009, 12:15 PM
Might aswell be true, LOL.
Mark
07-04-2009, 10:36 PM
Have you ever gone into a library, and moved all the bibles into the fiction section?

Librarians don't like it :shocked:
WATERS
07-04-2009, 10:38 PM
LOL
iv never been in an libary
30stone
07-04-2009, 10:38 PM
LOL MARK!!!

I want to try that but ive never been to a library bar school.
SiaSiaSia
07-04-2009, 10:38 PM
I'M STILL LAUGHING
ahh i love you
Mark
07-04-2009, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
I'M STILL LAUGHING
ahh i love you


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/85000/images/_87527_INHALER300.JPG
Tom
07-04-2009, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Mark
Have you ever gone into a library, and moved all the bibles into the fiction section?

Librarians don't like it :shocked:

you mean it was under non-fiction to start with?

which is more laughable; it being under non-fiction or moving it to fiction?
SiaSiaSia
07-04-2009, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Mark
Have you ever gone into a library, and moved all the bibles into the fiction section?

Librarians don't like it :shocked:

you mean it was under non-fiction to start with?

which is more laughable; it being under non-fiction or moving it to fiction?

I'd be amused if it was under science fiction
Hugo
07-04-2009, 10:59 PM
LOL Sia^
Iceman
07-04-2009, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Mark
Have you ever gone into a library, and moved all the bibles into the fiction section?

Librarians don't like it :shocked:

No, but i will put that on a list of things to do!:joker::joker:
James
07-04-2009, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by WATERS
On tuesday 27th April 02:47AM
Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a
missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in
Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to
read "To my darling Waters. All characters portrayed within this book are
fictional and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely
coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

What do you think on this ???

That is taken from an episode of Red Dwarf.
MrGaryy
07-04-2009, 11:11 PM
^OWNED.
30stone
08-04-2009, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by MrGaryy
^OWNED.

No that was the idea, it was a joke.
Tom
08-04-2009, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by MrGaryy
^OWNED.

:joker:
Dom:D
08-04-2009, 06:31 PM
:joker: