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serensilver
09-04-2009, 07:51 PM
Hi guys! :wavey:

Basically i read in many newspapers every so often that criminals are getting play stations, x boxes, sky tv, playing snooker, watching sport etc and it really p***es me off:mad: that they have commited a crime and are still getting these things!! they wonder why our prisons are full and some ( not all) homeless/poor people are commiting crime its because going to prison is better than being on the street or living badly! :rolleyes:

My question is do you agree with me? and if you ran a prison what would they have in their rooms? :shrug:

i would have -- window high up, toilet, bed, sink!

Fom
09-04-2009, 07:53 PM
Depends on their crime, I would have different sections for different crimes, some people should get some ok stuff and get the opportunity to become a better person. Some nothing... but if I ran prisons I would make them work a lot more, no free time, they should all work for their luxuries, we should have our clothes made my prisoners and our electricals... free labour!

Lewis.
09-04-2009, 07:54 PM
:dance2:

Lauren
09-04-2009, 07:54 PM
Most prisons don't have playstations, xbox etc. Don't believe everything you read.

Spike
09-04-2009, 07:58 PM
I would have an reward scheme - the well behaved prisoners who abide by the rules would have such luxuries such as games consoles
Prisoners are there to live away from society because they are a danger to the public but that doesn't mean they should have the worst possible living conditions ever

serensilver
09-04-2009, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
Most prisons don't have playstations, xbox etc. Don't believe everything you read.

intersting i didnt think of that! :wavey: they better bloody not though!:bored:

Harry!
09-04-2009, 08:01 PM
Have pictures of Myra on the walls to scare them.

arista
10-04-2009, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
Most prisons don't have playstations, xbox etc. Don't believe everything you read.


I think all prisons run by Scottish are Harder run
so that is a good example.



Life In The City.

Lauren
10-04-2009, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by serensilver
Originally posted by Lauren
Most prisons don't have playstations, xbox etc. Don't believe everything you read.

intersting i didnt think of that! :wavey: they better bl***y not though!:bored:

I'm pretty sure a high majority are just basic essentials, metal frame bed, sink, toilet. With an exercise yard.

The closest most get to entertainment is via a prison library service.

The places you hear of with xbox etc in the media are usually just small-offence youth offenders institutes etc - the media just make it sound like it's a prison. :laugh:

TheMac
10-04-2009, 04:06 PM
VEry few prisons have any of these luxuries, plus if you ran a prison you would have to follow government rules, so there wouldn't be much I could change.

Tom
10-04-2009, 04:24 PM
I'd have different cattle prods for the criminals and stamp their forehead upon entry with the relevant crime

arista
10-04-2009, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Tom
I'd have different cattle prods for the criminals and stamp their forehead upon entry with the relevant crime



Extreme
and would never be done.


Keep at your Studys.

Fom
10-04-2009, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Tom
I'd have different cattle prods for the criminals and stamp their forehead upon entry with the relevant crime



Extreme
and would never be done.


Keep at your Studys.

ooo a new catchphrase! How very exciting!

Tom
10-04-2009, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Tom
I'd have different cattle prods for the criminals and stamp their forehead upon entry with the relevant crime



Extreme
and would never be done.


Keep at your Studys.

I'm "inbetween opportunities" (aka jobless) atm, I haven't studied for about a year a year :thumbs:

arista
10-04-2009, 05:35 PM
Well if no job appears
maybe a Prison Guard,
Everyone should have a Back Up.


Arista's most
Important Rule in Life.


Life In The City.

Fat.Rat
10-04-2009, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by Madonna
Have pictures of Myra on the walls to scare them. yea, that would work for me!!!

Harry!
10-04-2009, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Fat.Rat
Originally posted by Madonna
Have pictures of Myra on the walls to scare them. yea, that would work for me!!!

*Finds Myras picture on the internet.....*

Fat.Rat
10-04-2009, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by Madonna
Originally posted by Fat.Rat
Originally posted by Madonna
Have pictures of Myra on the walls to scare them. yea, that would work for me!!!

*Finds Myras picture on the internet.....* NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling::bawling::bawling:

Harry!
10-04-2009, 05:48 PM
Fat.Rat I wouldnt really, I have had her in my draems ALL WEEK and I have only just got rid of her. I DONT want her back.

supernoodles!
10-04-2009, 06:00 PM
depends what they did but even those inside for the most petty of crimes should only have basics eg.sink,toilet,metal bed.Pedo`s murderers,rapists,should have a matress and a bucket.But then again theres people who are wrongly imprisoned.

Fat.Rat
10-04-2009, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Madonna
Fat.Rat I wouldnt really, I have had her in my draems ALL WEEK and I have only just got rid of her. I DONT want her back. thanks babe i new you loved me, its just that mug shot of her its so creepy!!! :kiss::tongue:

30stone
10-04-2009, 06:01 PM
Nobody here could run a prison you'd just fail.


You have to work with what you have got, and you get a set amount of money, big changes would be hard to complete and keep up.

Harry!
10-04-2009, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Fat.Rat
Originally posted by Madonna
Fat.Rat I wouldnt really, I have had her in my draems ALL WEEK and I have only just got rid of her. I DONT want her back. thanks babe i new you loved me, its just that mug shot of her its so creepy!!! :kiss::tongue:

Dont foget Ians as well.

arista
10-04-2009, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Nobody here could run a prison you'd just fail.


You have to work with what you have got, and you get a set amount of money, big changes would be hard to complete and keep up.



I could
and Cut Costs in half
by using Robots.

30stone
10-04-2009, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Nobody here could run a prison you'd just fail.


You have to work with what you have got, and you get a set amount of money, big changes would be hard to complete and keep up.



I could
and Cut Costs in half
by using Robots.

LOL!

What about buying the robots that would cost loads.
And if they were to break down etc?

They arent all the reliable.

Life In The City.

Fat.Rat
10-04-2009, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by Madonna
Originally posted by Fat.Rat
Originally posted by Madonna
Fat.Rat I wouldnt really, I have had her in my draems ALL WEEK and I have only just got rid of her. I DONT want her back. thanks babe i new you loved me, its just that mug shot of her its so creepy!!! :kiss::tongue:

Dont foget Ians as well. of course.:tongue:

Harry!
10-04-2009, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by Fat.Rat
Originally posted by Madonna
Originally posted by Fat.Rat
Originally posted by Madonna
Fat.Rat I wouldnt really, I have had her in my draems ALL WEEK and I have only just got rid of her. I DONT want her back. thanks babe i new you loved me, its just that mug shot of her its so creepy!!! :kiss::tongue:

Dont foget Ians as well. of course.:tongue:

Is Ian creepier then Myra?

Fat.Rat
10-04-2009, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by Madonna
Originally posted by Fat.Rat
Originally posted by Madonna
Originally posted by Fat.Rat
Originally posted by Madonna
Fat.Rat I wouldnt really, I have had her in my draems ALL WEEK and I have only just got rid of her. I DONT want her back. thanks babe i new you loved me, its just that mug shot of her its so creepy!!! :kiss::tongue:

Dont foget Ians as well. of course.:tongue:

Is Ian creepier then Myra? he is creepy, but sorry myra wins that one, its really evil looking.