Volviholics Anonymous

[Matt]

http://i39.tinypic.com/ot3k9z.jpg

Had one too many cheeky Volvics and want to get clean? You're in the right place!

[Lauren]

*stands proudly* .... My name is Lauren, and I'm a .... volvicholic. :sad:

[JOSHUAH!]

DRENCH FTW.
The Blackcurrent & Apple :tongue:
lush.

[lily.]

*shakes head in disgust and walks away from Lauren*

Moderation - use it woman!

[JohnnyBB]

volvic is the best tasteing warterout ther!

[Matt]

Originally posted by Lauren
*stands proudly* .... My name is Lauren, and I'm a .... volvicholic. :sad:

Well done Lauren!

Acceptance is the first step towards recovery! :hug:

[GhettoSuperstar]

Some people lie about me being a volvicvirgin but thats just coz I gulp jumbo size bottles with a wide flow filter.

Cheeky volvics are my weakness.

HELP ME!

[lily.]

Watch the gag reflex.. :wink:

[Z]

I first realised I was a volviholic when we were discussing volcanoes and I started quivering, I just couldn't stop, thinking about the pure taste of those oh so delicious but secret Volvics that I take. So cheeky.

[Matt]

I remember the exact day on which I had my first Volvic. I bought three different brands of water to have whenever I had five minutes to myself. I had a saucy Evian at the bus stop on the way home before having an extravagant Vittel with dinner.

Then, just before I went to bed that night, I had a Cheeky Volvic, and that started my affair with what is undoubtedly the best tasting water in the world. I kept having more and more cheeky Volvics whenever I could - my record was 37 in one day.

Alas, I realised that I had to shed my addiction, and now that I have I want to help others do the same.

:sad:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Matt
I remember the exact day on which I had my first Volvic. I bought three different brands of water to have whenever I had five minutes to myself. I had a saucy Evian at the bus stop on the way home before having an extravagant Vittel with dinner.

Then, just before I went to bed that night, I had a Cheeky Volvic, and that started my affair with what is undoubtedly the best tasting water in the world. I kept having more and more cheeky Volvics whenever I could - my record was 37 in one day.

Alas, I realised that I had to shed my addiction, and now that I have I want to help others do the same.

:sad:

:laugh2:

I started my addiction with a wee Strathmore and it went downhill from there.

It's good we can share this, and support each other.

[lily.]

Is it just a coincidence that Evian spelled backwards is Naive?

[GhettoSuperstar]

OMG just found a new poster for it *can't resist beautiful tasting cheeky volvic..*

http://i44.tinypic.com/4zst34.png

[Z]

Originally posted by lili
Is it just a coincidence that Evian spelled backwards is Naive?

I've always wondered about that.

[Matt]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
OMG just found a new poster for it *can't resist beautiful tasting cheeky volvic..*

Nooooo! Don't have it! You have so much to live for! :sad:

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Matt
I remember the exact day on which I had my first Volvic. I bought three different brands of water to have whenever I had five minutes to myself. I had a saucy Evian at the bus stop on the way home before having an extravagant Vittel with dinner.

Then, just before I went to bed that night, I had a Cheeky Volvic, and that started my affair with what is undoubtedly the best tasting water in the world. I kept having more and more cheeky Volvics whenever I could - my record was 37 in one day.

Alas, I realised that I had to shed my addiction, and now that I have I want to help others do the same.

:sad:

There, there. Just take it one step at a time. No-one can judge you. Put the volvics down and take a step back. The volvic does not control you, you control the volvic. Do not become dependant on the cheeky little tasty and naughty volvic.

[Ninastar]

*warms up voice MI MI MI MI MIIIIIIIII*


* Deep breath *

(8)They tried to make be drink some volvic but i said NO NO NO!!!(8)

[lily.]

You could always put it in a non-labelled bottle then nobody would know you're still feeding your habit..

Here's one to consider:

http://www.failfunnies.com/27/images/water-bottle-funny.jpg

[Ninastar]

LMAO!!!

[Magic]

have I missed something lol?

[lily.]

I expect Doug could manage that bottle without too much trouble.. :tongue:

Or you could wean yourself off the bottled water, by moving onto this stuff:

http://mrldust.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/bottled-water-jpg.jpg

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by lili
I expect Doug could manage that bottle without too much trouble.. :tongue:

Or you could wean yourself off the bottled water, by moving onto this stuff:

http://mrldust.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/bottled-water-jpg.jpg

omg ewww. That looks as if it would taste horrible!! If thats even possible!! x

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by lili
You could always put it in a non-labelled bottle then nobody would know you're still feeding your habit..

Here's one to consider:

http://www.failfunnies.com/27/images/water-bottle-funny.jpg

I have :sad: But my mom sniffed it and all she could smell was the VOLVICCC!! :bawling:

Originally posted by lili
I expect Doug could manage that bottle without too much trouble.. :tongue:

Or you could wean yourself off the bottled water, by moving onto this stuff:

http://mrldust.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/bottled-water-jpg.jpg

I'd deep throat (the contents) of that bottle in a second, won't kick the habit though.

I might start sniffing the cheeky volvic.

[lily.]

Yup.. it's pretty hard stuff Caitlin... I wouldn't recommend it.. If I were you, I'd start on the tap-water, then you can work your way up to bottled water in a can... and then you'll be ready to move up to the volvic and be hardcore like all the real volvic drinkers..


Cheeky.. *nods*..

[Lauren]

My fridge

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/22/article-0-01574E0600000578-946_468x715.jpg

[Matt]

Lauren, get rid of all that Volvic now! :mad:

[Ninastar]

I think i am ready! Its not an addiction is it????

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Lauren
My fridge

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/22/article-0-01574E0600000578-946_468x715.jpg

OMFG. NO!

GET OUTTA THE HOUSE! NOW! ITS GONNA EXPLODE!

[andyman]

Whats all this about?

[Ninastar]

I am starting to get an itching sensation in my throat!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!! I mean I have only had 2 bottles of volvic in the past hour....

[Shaun]

I've only ever done a line of Volvic before, I wouldn't say I'm addicted.

[Ninastar]

omg that is actually madonnas fridge!! well her hotel room fridge!! x

edit: WHICH MEANS OMG MADONNA IS A VOVIHOLIC TOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I wonder if this will make harry one too?? x

[Z]

Originally posted by Shaun
I've only ever done a line of Volvic before, I wouldn't say I'm addicted.


You just committed genocide.

[andyman]

Tap water or Volvic?

[Matt]

Originally posted by Ninastar
omg that is actually madonnas fridge!! well her hotel room fridge!! x

Well spotted Ninastar - so Madonna's a Volviholic too! :shocked:

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Matt
Originally posted by Ninastar
omg that is actually madonnas fridge!! well her hotel room fridge!! x

Well spotted Ninastar - so Madonna's a Volviholic too! :shocked:

My thanks go to google. And lauren too lol x

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Shaun
I've only ever done a line of Volvic before, I wouldn't say I'm addicted.

Now thats just plain cheeky!

[Ninastar]

OMG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74xC2A6OoUw&feature=PlayList&p=7C8EEEE646BD1AAE&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=22

[Shaun]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Shaun
I've only ever done a line of Volvic before, I wouldn't say I'm addicted.

Now thats just plain cheeky!

http://www.online-freebingo.co.uk/bingo-blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cheeky-bingo.jpg

[Lauren]

http://www.pureplanetrecycling.co.uk/images/fridge.jpg

My fridge now!

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Shaun
I've only ever done a line of Volvic before, I wouldn't say I'm addicted.

Now thats just plain cheeky!

http://www.online-freebingo.co.uk/bingo-blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cheeky-bingo.jpg

That advert also pisses me off!! Who does she think she is!!

CHEEKY CHEEKY!!! CHEEKYYYY CHEEKKY CHEEKYYYYY!!!

No!! just **** *****!!!!


(Not you shaun!! lol)

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Shaun
I've only ever done a line of Volvic before, I wouldn't say I'm addicted.

Now thats just plain cheeky!

http://www.online-freebingo.co.uk/bingo-blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cheeky-bingo.jpg

That advert also pisses me off!! Who does she think she is!!

CHEEKY CHEEKY!!! CHEEKYYYY CHEEKKY CHEEKYYYYY!!!

No!! just **** *****!!!!


(Not you shaun!! lol)

[Matt]

Originally posted by Lauren

My fridge now!

Well done Lauren. I knew you could do it. :hug:

[Matt]

Originally posted by Shaun

http://www.online-freebingo.co.uk/bingo-blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cheeky-bingo.jpg


http://i39.tinypic.com/28kq2yg.jpg

[GhettoSuperstar]

Me at 7:45pm today... Sorry guys -

http://i43.tinypic.com/nmyet2.png

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Originally posted by Shaun
I've only ever done a line of Volvic before, I wouldn't say I'm addicted.

Now thats just plain cheeky!

http://www.online-freebingo.co.uk/bingo-blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cheeky-bingo.jpg

That advert also p****s me off!! Who does she think she is!!

CHEEKY CHEEKY!!! CHEEKYYYY CHEEKKY CHEEKYYYYY!!!

No!! just **** *****!!!!


(Not you shaun!! lol)

OOOOO CHEEEEEEKY!!

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Me at 7:45pm today... Sorry guys -

http://i43.tinypic.com/nmyet2.png

You were doing so well!! :sad:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Me at 7:45pm today... Sorry guys -

http://i43.tinypic.com/nmyet2.png

PMSFLLLLLLL. I literally just burst out laughing and now my housemates think I'm crazy.

[GhettoSuperstar]

I had 57 cheeky volvics at work today. :bawling:

[lily.]

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Damn that volvic. Linda, volvic does not control you... you control the volvic.

I'm going to get you a volvic patch.

Because of the substantial increase in volvic users recently, the NHS has released a free patch..

http://i42.tinypic.com/j12684.png

[Ruth*Star]

^pmsl thats clever.

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Damn that volvic. Linda, volvic does not control you... you control the volvic.

I'm going to get you a volvic patch.

Because of the substantial increase in volvic users recently, the NHS has released a free patch..

http://i42.tinypic.com/j12684.png

umgz!! Thank you SO much!!
These NEED to be aired on television! I dont think they realize how serious this is!! x

[GhettoSuperstar]

L. M. A. O.

:laugh2: :laugh2:

You've got me in stitches :laugh:

[30stone]

LOL

Where did you find that or you make it?

And i have like one glassful left in my 1.5 l bottle today.

[lily.]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
LOL

Where did you find that or you make it?

And i have like one glassful left in my 1.5 l bottle today.

I made it.. I had too much time on my hands this morning lol

[30stone]

Ohhh dear, should have just gone out bought a bottle of volvic or 2 and sit on the sofa watching tv just getting completely pissed.

[lily.]

I thought about it, but decided to make the graphic instead.. I opted for the clean living instead of being a down-and-out unwashed volvic drinker..