What do you call a man with no shins?

[Shaun]

TONY.

[lily.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh ****, I seriously need to pee now... damn you Shaun and yer short-supply of Tena Lady !!!

[Riz]

Am I the only one that doesn't get it?

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Riz
am i the only one that doesnt get it?

Join the club.

[Lauren]

Erm... toe knee?
:shrug:

I laughed, but then realised I didn't get it LOL.

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Riz
Am I the only one that doesn't get it?

[Tom4784]

:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

Ohhhh I get it!!!!

[bronaaaa]

I getit :laugh2:

[Riz]

Originally posted by Lauren
Erm... toe knee?
:shrug:

I laughed, but then realised I didn't get it LOL.

Omg lmao I get it now, at first I was like Tony, Tony ???

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Riz
am i the only one that doesnt get it?

Join the club.

You two in a club that "don't get it"? Oh this is too rich.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Riz
am i the only one that doesnt get it?

Join the club.

You two in a club that "don't get it"? Oh this is too rich.

Whats that meant to mean?

[Rory]

What do you call a short sighted dinosaur? A do you think he saw us.

It's cuter if you say it in a British accent because with my American accent it sounds weird.

[Shaun]

THAT YOU'LL FOREVER BE A VIRGIN.

I'm sick and tired of having to explain myself. :bawling:

[ps. no offence was meant by that post. well it was but for comic effect.]

[Riz]

Lmao Shaun!!

[lily.]

Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?


A fsh

[Shaun]

Linda.

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50173061/LED_Emergency_Exit_Light.jpg

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Shaun
THAT YOU'LL FOREVER BE A VIRGIN.

I'm sick and tired of having to explain myself. :bawling:

[ps. no offence was meant by that post. well it was but for comic effect.]

Oh. How do you know anyway?

I see the comic purpose but as I said in the past I am not 'humorous'

[Tom4784]

What's the difference between a brick and a ginger person? The brick gets laid.

I'm not gingerist! I love ginger people! Well not love but they're above Peadophiles and hitler! :joker: I'm joking obviously



Here's a joke I've told to a few tibb members but no one's found it funny yet but I love it since it's so bad.

There's two biscuits walking down the road, the one says to the other 'Where do you live?' The other replies 'I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing'.

[lily.]

I don't get it Dezzy..



Here's another 2 from Linda's vault of crap jokes..

2 Birds were sitting on a perch.. one says to the other.. "Can you smell fish?"




2 Fish were in a tank.. one says to the other.. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : lili
Whaddya call a fish with no eyes?


A fsh

LMAO Best joke you have ever told Linda. :laugh3:

Fsh FTW !

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by lili
I don't get it Dezzy..



Here's another 2 from Linda's vault of c**p jokes..

2 Birds were sitting on a perch.. one says to the other.. "Can you smell fish?"




2 Fish were in a tank.. one says to the other.. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

BISCUITS! walking down the road! WITH LEGS! One's scared of the other stealing their clothes! Biscuits wearing clothes! HILARITY ENSUES! :laugh:

LMAO I love the fish one. I didn't get the birds one though.

[Shaun]

Rofl, I love those last two Linda.

[Rory]

Originally posted by Dezzy
What's the difference between a brick and a ginger person? The brick gets laid.

I'm not gingerist! I love ginger people! Well not love but they're above Peadophiles and hitler! :joker: I'm joking obviously



Here's a joke I've told to a few tibb members but no one's found it funny yet but I love it since it's so bad.

There's two biscuits walking down the road, the one says to the other 'Where do you live?' The other replies 'I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing'.
Oh yeah. I saw that you typed that on Stickam one time.

I still don't get it. Probably because: #1 - Biscuits here are these (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5097/biscuit20from20clinton2bg6.jpg); #2 - I'm just slow when it comes to most jokes.

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by Rory
Originally posted by Dezzy
What's the difference between a brick and a ginger person? The brick gets laid.

I'm not gingerist! I love ginger people! Well not love but they're above Peadophiles and hitler! :joker: I'm joking obviously



Here's a joke I've told to a few tibb members but no one's found it funny yet but I love it since it's so bad.

There's two biscuits walking down the road, the one says to the other 'Where do you live?' The other replies 'I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing'.
Oh yeah. I saw that you typed that on Stickam one time.

I still don't get it. Probably because: #1 - Biscuits here are these (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5097/biscuit20from20clinton2bg6.jpg); #2 - I'm just slow when it comes to most jokes.

Those aren't biscuits, THEY ARE LIES!!!!!!!!!

Here's a biscuit.

http://scally.typepad.com/photos/photo_cuisine/digestive_biscuit.jpg

[Rory]

Originally posted by Dezzy
Originally posted by Rory
Originally posted by Dezzy
What's the difference between a brick and a ginger person? The brick gets laid.

I'm not gingerist! I love ginger people! Well not love but they're above Peadophiles and hitler! :joker: I'm joking obviously



Here's a joke I've told to a few tibb members but no one's found it funny yet but I love it since it's so bad.

There's two biscuits walking down the road, the one says to the other 'Where do you live?' The other replies 'I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing'.
Oh yeah. I saw that you typed that on Stickam one time.

I still don't get it. Probably because: #1 - Biscuits here are these (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5097/biscuit20from20clinton2bg6.jpg); #2 - I'm just slow when it comes to most jokes.

Those aren't biscuits, THEY ARE LIES!!!!!!!!!

Here's a biscuit.

http://scally.typepad.com/photos/photo_cuisine/digestive_biscuit.jpg
Mmm...Chicken Biscuits.
http://mealticket.blogs.citypaper.net/blogs/mu/files/2008/12/biscuit.jpg

[lily.]

The birds one can be explained here Dezzy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perch

[Shaun]

Rory, that's a scone.

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by lili
The birds one can be explained here Dezzy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perch

Ah! *Facepalms*

[Rory]

Originally posted by Shaun
Rory, that's a scone.
No, scones are the things with fruity stuff in them here.
http://www.dianasbakery.com/img%5Cgallery%5Cscones%5CScone_Raspberry.jpg

If it's plain, I suppose, it's just called a biscuit.

Your biscuits are our cookies.

Your cookies are...well..:conf:

[Princess]

Originally posted by Rory
Originally posted by Shaun
Rory, that's a scone.
No, scones are the things with fruity stuff in them here.
http://www.dianasbakery.com/img%5Cgallery%5Cscones%5CScone_Raspberry.jpg

If it's plain, I suppose, it's just called a biscuit.

Your biscuits are our cookies.

Your cookies are...well..:conf:

Noo they can have fruit in them or not have fruit in them.They're both scones.

Biscuits are usually small thin type things

Cookies are big chunky type biscuits.

[Rory]

Originally posted by Princess
Originally posted by Rory
Originally posted by Shaun
Rory, that's a scone.
No, scones are the things with fruity stuff in them here.
http://www.dianasbakery.com/img%5Cgallery%5Cscones%5CScone_Raspberry.jpg

If it's plain, I suppose, it's just called a biscuit.

Your biscuits are our cookies.

Your cookies are...well..:conf:

Noo they can have fruit in them or not have fruit in them.They're both scones.

Biscuits are usually small thin type things

Cookies are big chunky type biscuits.
Well now I know British food. The cookies/biscuits/scones situation always confuses me. I've gotten down the fries/chips/crisps situation though!

In America if it's plain, it's just called a biscuit. If it's got fruit mixed into the batter and such, it's a scone.

And biscuits are never cookies here. :tongue:

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by Rory
Originally posted by Shaun
Rory, that's a scone.
No, scones are the things with fruity stuff in them here.
http://www.dianasbakery.com/img%5Cgallery%5Cscones%5CScone_Raspberry.jpg

If it's plain, I suppose, it's just called a biscuit.

Your biscuits are our cookies.

Your cookies are...well..:conf:

Cookie!

http://thehealthblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cookie.jpg

Cookies and biscuits are one in the same. Biscuits = Digestives, jaffa cakes (IT'S A BISCUIT PEOPLE!), cookies, Nice biscuits, Chocolate fingers, Garibaldis ETC.

American biscuits look like a mix of a burger and a scone.

[lily.]

You are ruining Shaun's joke thread with your educational posts. Please refrain from posting 'sense' in here. Thanks. :tongue: