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Harry!

12-05-2009, 03:48 PM

Has anybody heard any jokes about there divorce [particly aimed at Harvey [there child]]

Here is one which is quite cruel

Did you here that Katie & Peter are getting divorced?

Harvey couldn't see that coming.

[Hinting at the fact Harvey is partly blind]

Any harsh/nice jokes heard?

supernoodles!

12-05-2009, 03:52 PM

I think its hinting at the fact he`s partially blind.Personally I don`t find those sort of jokes funny,not that one anyway

Harry!

12-05-2009, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by supernoodles!
I think its hinting at the fact he`s partially blind.Personally I don`t find those sort of jokes funny,not that one anyway

I dont as well but I asked if anyone had heard any jokes.

Novo

12-05-2009, 03:55 PM

katie price's new diet is working well

She's just shed 13 stone of ugly useless fat

pinkmichk

12-05-2009, 03:56 PM

god it dont take people long to spread crap does it it was only announced yesterday some people have far too much time on their hands

Shaun

12-05-2009, 04:02 PM

Hmm, I normally find these funny but I think that's just not such a good pun.

Annie

12-05-2009, 04:07 PM

Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and Jordan's break up.
She also wants to know if she can have 1st refusal on the blind ****** if neither of them want him?

^^Please note. I didnt make this up. Just received it in a text today.

Harry!

12-05-2009, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by Annie
Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and Jordan's break up.
She also wants to know if she can have 1st refusal on the blind ni**er if neither of them want him?

^^Please note. I didnt make this up. Just received it in a text today.

OMG that is quite harsh you have got to admit. Keep these coming foaks.

Nicky.

12-05-2009, 06:44 PM

Why do people find racist, horrible jokes about other people funny?
I find it sickening to be honest..

Billy

12-05-2009, 06:44 PM

Ninastar

12-05-2009, 06:47 PM

I don't think I will find any of the harvey ones funny but I might with some of the others

M X

12-05-2009, 06:50 PM

I find none of these funny. :bored:

Novo

12-05-2009, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by MichaelSpears
I find none of these funny. :bored:

shutttttt up!!!!!!!!

Wildcat!

12-05-2009, 06:53 PM

YOu guys are even worst than the people who make up those jokes! WHat do you thin youre accomplishing by posting them here? Its the same as those idiots who opened up a whole thread about how outraged they were to see the Jade cancer jokes! Why double the blow by listing them here? Idiots!!

Annie

12-05-2009, 06:54 PM

I like them. :hello:

Novo

12-05-2009, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by Aint_mad_atcha
YOu guys are even worst than the people who make up those jokes! WHat do you thin youre accomplishing by posting them here? Its the same as those idiots who opened up a whole thread about how outraged they were to see the Jade cancer jokes! Why double the blow by listing them here? Idiots!!

I read the news about Kate and Peter's split with shocked amazement.

Apparently the pair "have both requested that the media respect their families' privacy at this difficult time".

Un****ingbelievable.

Harry!

12-05-2009, 07:00 PM

I was sad to hear the news that Katie Price and Peter Andre were splitting up today.

Peter must be distraught, they're such a great pair.

LemonJam

12-05-2009, 07:05 PM

Katie Price and Peter Andre are splitting up.

Apparently it all kicked off at the weekend when he heard on the news that the Pope had been in Jordan

Lets just hope the only time we see the headline Peter Andre and the word single is when his divorce is finalised

Q. Which is the odd one out from the following and why? Peter Andre, Dwight Yorke, The Israeli Army
A. Dwight Yorke - the others knew when it was the right moment to withdraw from Jordan.

What's worse than being married to Peter Andre?

Being dumped by him.

So Katie and Peter have split up.

I just want to know who gets custody of the camera crew?

Annie

12-05-2009, 07:07 PM

Hahaha LJ they were amazing especially the last one!

Jen

12-05-2009, 07:10 PM

I find them hiler.
I'm just waiting for,
"THE BREAK UP - Katie and Peter" and "THE RECONCILIATION- Katie and Pater" Coming soon to ITV 2

LemonJam

12-05-2009, 07:10 PM

Fresh from sikipedia =D

There was one really horrid one which I rofled at but I don't think it'd quite be appreciated on here. :laugh:

Annie

12-05-2009, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by LemonJam
Fresh from sikipedia =D

There was one really horrid one which I rofled at but I don't think it'd quite be appreciated on here. :laugh:

U2U please?

Jen

12-05-2009, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by LemonJam
Fresh from sikipedia =D

There was one really horrid one which I rofled at but I don't think it'd quite be appreciated on here. :laugh:

I want. I want.

supernoodles!

12-05-2009, 07:23 PM

Nothing wrong with Jordan and Peter ones,just don`t like ones that involve disabled children.Don`t find them particualrly funny but the ones LemonJam posted are quite clever

Benji

13-05-2009, 03:08 PM

I dont mind jokes when they are quite general, but when people start taking mick out of disabilities or minorities etc. I dont find them funny.

lily.

13-05-2009, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by Annie
Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and Jordan's break up.
She also wants to know if she can have 1st refusal on the blind ni**er if neither of them want him?

^^Please note. I didnt make this up. Just received it in a text today.

oh god... that's really bad.. and I laughed... I'm really bad..

Annie

13-05-2009, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by Annie
Madonna has said she's saddened to hear of Peter Andre and Jordan's break up.
She also wants to know if she can have 1st refusal on the blind ni**er if neither of them want him?

^^Please note. I didnt make this up. Just received it in a text today.

oh god... that's really bad.. and I laughed... I'm really bad..

I laughed cos it was like soooo out there. :joker:

lily.

13-05-2009, 03:18 PM

It's one of them jokes you laugh at then think.. "ohhhhhh.. that's bad" lol

They're the best kind!

Annie

13-05-2009, 03:19 PM

Haha I know. Like someone posted one on TiBB a while ago and I still think its funny.

Whats red and runs up your leg?

A Homesick abortion!

hahahahahahaha

lily.

13-05-2009, 03:24 PM

Courtesy of the mighty sickipedia:

I think katie Price should look on the bright side of her split from peter Andre.
At least now when she hears someone say "Look at that pair of tits!" she'll know they are referring to her big jugs, and not to her and peter.

I came here to read some jokes about katie Price and peter Andre splitting up.....then i realised no-one cared.

peter Andre was in the news last week praising katie Price on her housekeeping skills..

..Dont you worry Pete, after the divorce settlement she'll be keeping the ****ing house alright!

lily.

13-05-2009, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by Annie
Haha I know. Like someone posted one on TiBB a while ago and I still think its funny.

Whats red and runs up your leg?

A Homesick abortion!

hahahahahahaha

Lmao... What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic.

13-05-2009, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by Annie
Haha I know. Like someone posted one on TiBB a while ago and I still think its funny.

Whats red and runs up your leg?

A Homesick abortion!

hahahahahahaha

That was meeee :D.

I loved LJ's jokes he posted on the last page, had me loling away!

lily.

13-05-2009, 03:27 PM

So, Katie Price:

Built a career with no talent what-so-ever...

Signed magazine deals...

Done reality TV...

Had a couple of kids...

Brought out a book...

Loved and hated by the nation...

Married a complete and utter ****...

Hopefully we'll not have to wait much longer for cervical cancer to set in.

lily.

13-05-2009, 03:30 PM

If Jordan is meant to be married to Peter Andre, why is she always being photographed with Gary Coleman?

Mrluvaluva

20-05-2009, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by lili
So, Katie Price:

Built a career with no talent what-so-ever...

Signed magazine deals...

Done reality TV...

Had a couple of kids...

Brought out a book...

Loved and hated by the nation...

Married a complete and utter ****...

Hopefully we'll not have to wait much longer for cervical cancer to set in.

:shocked: "starts a hate campaign"

Shaun

20-05-2009, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by lili
If Jordan is meant to be married to Peter Andre, why is she always being photographed with Gary Coleman?

That's awful, and the other one :shocked:

But LMAO.

lily.

20-05-2009, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
:shocked: "starts a hate campaign"

Another one? :tongue:

Tom

20-05-2009, 11:16 PM

SiaSiaSia

20-05-2009, 11:19 PM

Message original : Harry.
Has anybody heard any jokes about there divorce [particly aimed at Harvey [there child]]

Here is one which is quite cruel

Did you here that Katie & Peter are getting divorced?

Harvey couldn't see that coming.

[Hinting at the fact Harvey is partly blind]

Any harsh/nice jokes heard?

That's not even funny though, that's horrible.

lily.

20-05-2009, 11:19 PM

Oh you're f.ucked now... you better join me in the barracks as we await the hate campaign's arrival... lol

Mrluvaluva

20-05-2009, 11:29 PM

Sin bin now!

lily.

20-05-2009, 11:54 PM

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/smile/party/party_42.gif

WoopieGeorge

21-05-2009, 11:18 AM

:o
That takes the ****ing piss- i dont care about my Language tbh; its not his falt hes parcialy sighted (N)

*Sighh*

WoopieGeorge

21-05-2009, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by lili
So, Katie Price:

Built a career with no talent what-so-ever...

Signed magazine deals...

Done reality TV...

Had a couple of kids...

Brought out a book...

Loved and hated by the nation...

Married a complete and utter ****...

Hopefully we'll not have to wait much longer for cervical cancer to set in.

Shes already survived finger cancer :laugh2:

**** No- the cancer but take the piss mate; dont wish that aopn anyone!

whats wrong with people these days :O

dont matter haw much you 'hate' people, dont wish that on nobody because its a Bastard Desease!

:(

lily.

21-05-2009, 04:19 PM

This is a joke thread. Please exit by the door to your left. It's clearly marked with...

"People who don't have a sense of humour or don't appreciate someone else's sense of humour may proceed through this exit."

I didn't make the joke up man. I got it from sickipedia, a site I'd advise you to avoid given your delicate sense of humour.. (or lack of)

Indierock&roll

21-05-2009, 06:47 PM

lmao some of these are hilarious

but is anyone like confused and just dont believe anything there reading about them?
i havnt even read anything on there divorce but it just seems a bit wierd that only about 3 weeks ago there like yeah we want more kids were so fine on paul o'grady and like there split or whatever was on the tele someone said so that means it happened ages ago or is this tv show like done a week before its shown?
im just confused to be frank lampard