May 29. Party. Limited spaces only. [Party finished 3 years ago, Ben]

[Kornetto]

*pops in*
do you want any help shaun?

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Shaun
Of course you are, Harry.

-puts up decorations-

What does my job do?

[Shaun]

Kornetto, blow up these balloons please. -hands a pump and 490 balloons-

Harry, when people start to arrive, take their coats and assign them a ticket number for recollection.

[JohnnyBB]

got my lil party suite for tonight!!! and hopeing to pull hannah tonight too :laugh:

[Kornetto]

;O need abit of muscles.
*pumps balloons* .. still gotta find something to wear :tongue:

[Locke.]

Originally posted by Shaun
Kornetto, blow up these balloons please. -hands a pump and 490 balloons-

Harry, when people start to arrive, take their coats and assign them a ticket number for recollection.

http://i41.tinypic.com/6xufzc.gif

[CiaraD]

Ooo I'm excited =D

[Captain.Remy]

Is it still happening tonight Shaun ?

[Shaun]

Of course.

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Shaun
Of course.

Get ready for Darth Vader then. :laugh:

[LemonJam]

I've outgayed myself and planned my outfit. <3

[LemonJam]

Just read through the entire thread and...

Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by Dezzy
*struts in*

So what's the theme of the part I must get the outfit correct. :laugh:

The theme is "**** off and don't assume you're coming".

xoxo.

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Is that actually the real Paris hilton?

Originally posted by Stu
AINT' NO PARTY...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/aintno.jpg

...LIKE A GRAEME STICKINGS PARTY!...

Originally posted by Shaun
Harry, you can come in, but only if you perform a Madonna medley consisting of "Hung Up", "4 Minutes" and "Ray of Light", whilst under the influence of LSD, and wearing a gladiator outfit.

Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by Stu
Can I bring the reanimated corpse of Tupac Shakur as my guest?

He'll look brilliant suspended from the ceiling. But if you insist on him being your +1, I have no qualms.

ROFL

[Shaun]

I'll be arriving at 9. I'm expecting killer gifts.

[Lewis.]

Will there be a seperate thread Birthday boy? I have an outfit and a killer present :love:

[Shaun]

No, all in here. There might be a VIP thread.

[Twilight]

I'm excited :lovedup:

[MarkWaldorf]

*gets GG blast whilst preparing*

Spotted: Shaun leaving Peacocks, outfit in hand. Was he taking advantage of the sales? or just visiting Zee during work hours? Which ever it is, we're disgusted.

xoxo




*calls the girls in shock*

[Shaun]

Mark? I was taking back your boob tube? Like you asked? I asked for Size 16 but they only go up to 14, sorry.

[Harry!]

When does my job start? Do I have to follow a dress code? Do I have to give you a prezzie?

[Shaun]

Job starts at 9, you can if you like, and yes you do.

[Ninastar]

Shaun, Who is your fave artist of all time????

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Shaun, Who is your fave artist of all time????

Oh god...err. Possibly David Bowie.

[Ninastar]

Ok. Do you want your present now????

[Shaun]

Go for it. :colour:

[Lewis.]

Shaun, is it okay if i bring 2 presents?

[Lewis.]

Shaun, you can have one now, and one later ;)

[Ninastar]

Ok YAY!!!


*Hands shaun a strangley human shaped present with holes, wrapped in pink polka dot wrapping paper.*

[Lewis.]

Present number 1 -

I know you wil love this Shaun. For you and all of the gays at the Zeta House

http://i41.tinypic.com/jfemn5.jpg

A David Bowie Make-up Bag :love:

[Shaun]

Oh my god Oh my god oh my god

-jumps excitedly-

I love it! *empties MarkWaldorf-designed make-up bag and begins filling this one*

Thanks :D

and Ninastar...I'll open it later. It looks weird.

[Lewis.]

I could not afford wrapping paper, i am so sorry

*Gets on hands and knees*

I spent all of my money on your next present

[Ninastar]

Ok shaun :sad:
The present is alive btw. You will need to open it soon!!

[bronaaaa]

I've spent all evening getting ready, here's what I'm wearing

http://i39.tinypic.com/9092ci.jpg

And here's your present *hands Shaun Tiffany's bag*

[Ninastar]

That means within like 5 mins shaun...

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by bronaaaa
I've spent all evening getting ready, here's what I'm wearing

http://i39.tinypic.com/9092ci.jpg

And here's your present *hands Shaun Tiffany's bag*

Omg I actually want that!! Its amazing Bronaaa

[Shaun]

-takes Tiffany's bag and air-kisses Brona-

I love it.

And okay, Cait. *rushes over to the present which is slowly shuffling away*

*rips off wrapping*

OH MY GOD.

WHAT IS IT?

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
*Gets on hands and knees*

Skanky... :wink:

[Ninastar]

ITS DAVID BOWIEE!!!! yay!

[Shaun]

You've kidnapped David Bowie, nearly suffocated him and carried him miles away from his home?

FOR ME?

I love you Caitlin :bigsmile:

-makes him perform Let's Dance for us all-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyVjdQXNs9s

[Ninastar]

Yes shaun for you!!! I left air holes open for him!!! He might be a bit hungry cause he hasnt eaten in *looks at watch* errrr yeh, like a month. You can feed him if you want :wink:

[Shaun]

I see.

-leaves him a tray of pretzels-

[Dom:D]

I'm here!:tongue:
*Gives Shaun prada bag*
Oh I also got u a +karma!:thumbs:

[Shaun]

All these bags, thank God I've god a big wardrobe. -air-kisses Dom:D-

And thanks for the karma :D

[Ninastar]

hehe

[Harry!]

Here's my prezzie

http://oldstersview.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cad.jpg

Got to get ready for work.

[CiaraD]

Originally posted by bronaaaa
I've spent all evening getting ready, here's what I'm wearing

http://i39.tinypic.com/9092ci.jpg

And here's your present *hands Shaun Tiffany's bag*
*hands shaun some shoes to match his bags*
Hope you Love em
http://i42.tinypic.com/1zpk2ud.jpg
Brona these will go perfet with your outfit:thumbs:

[bronaaaa]

Thanks Nina :lovedup:
You're welcome Shaun, glad ye like it *air kisses back*

[Shaun]

-takes Harry and CiaraD's presents gracefully, before handing them to my mexican butler, Juan-Pablo-

JP, take these and place them on the gift table, please. And make sure the kitchens are prepared.

[Gemmer-x]

Dah-arrrlin' :love:
your prezzie:
i'v arranged for you and http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/9458/aaronramsay.jpg to go to pizza hut tomorrow for cheesy bites and pepsi!
NOW SCREAM LIKE A B!TCH :D
xoxox

[Harry!]

Shaun how do I give them there ticket?

[Shaun]

-hands Harry a machine that prints them off-

Gemz I ****ing love you. -grabs you by the hands and passes you a margarita-

Drinks are now being served. -looks to waiters/waitresses-

[LemonJam]

OHAY GUYS

(My outfit)
http://i39.tinypic.com/5eyjiv.jpg

And Shaun, your present is...
http://i44.tinypic.com/15r1my1.png
BRANDON FLOWERS IN A BOX!!!

Have a fab TiBBday :thumbs:

-orders Brothers with Lemon-

[Shaun]

-kisses James' cheek-

Oh, you look amazing.

-opens box-

OH MY JESUS

David Bowie, Aaron Ramsey and now Brandon Flowers. *squeals with excitement*

[Lewis.]

*Looks at the VIP List and screams*

LADY GAGA. Shaun. You. Are. My. Hero

*Looks at the rules, "No Talking to VIP guests*

I understand :love:


Anyway, here is your next Present

*Hands Shaun a small box*

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
*Looks at the VIP List and screams*

LADY GAGA. Shaun. You. Are. My. Hero

*Looks at the rules, "No Talking to VIP guests*

I understand :love:


Anyway, here is your next Present

*Hands Shaun a small box*

Bitch, we said 1 present, way to outsell us *****. :rolleyes:

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by LewisLeona
*Looks at the VIP List and screams*

LADY GAGA. Shaun. You. Are. My. Hero

*Looks at the rules, "No Talking to VIP guests*

I understand :love:


Anyway, here is your next Present

*Hands Shaun a small box*

Bitch, we said 1 present, way to outsell us *****. :rolleyes:

http://images.shareapic.net/images4/011431560.gif

[Shaun]

*takes the box and opens it*

was ist es?

[Lewis.]

Oh, it is a House, of your own

And anyway, can i bring my +1 guest in?

[Shaun]

Of course.

-puts the house down and looks at it strangely-

[Lewis.]

It is rather small, but grows if you water it daily.


And anyway, welcome, Lorraine Tighe, my +1 for this evening

http://www.graziadaily.co.uk/pub/21publish/talkingpoints/apprentice-main_5.jpg

[Lauren]

Okay dah-lings, I am fashionably late.

My outfit for tonight:

http://www.bluevelvetvintage.com/vintage_style_files/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/175.jpg

Marilyn Monroe-esque, with modern chic touch.

*hands over some chilled magnum champagne to the host*
http://www.beveragefactory.com/images/rapidice-champ.jpg

*hands over diamond watch*

http://www.wristwatchreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/hublotdiamondbang-thumb-1.jpg
Wear this luv, it offsets the drunken red veins in your eyes, and your flaring cocaine-smothered nostrils.

Now, someone hand me a daiquiri.

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
It is rather small, but grows if you water it daily.


And anyway, welcome, Lorraine Tighe, my +1 for this evening

http://www.graziadaily.co.uk/pub/21publish/talkingpoints/apprentice-main_5.jpg

-pulls Lorraine-

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by LewisLeona
It is rather small, but grows if you water it daily.


And anyway, welcome, Lorraine Tighe, my +1 for this evening

http://www.graziadaily.co.uk/pub/21publish/talkingpoints/apprentice-main_5.jpg

-pulls Lorraine-

*Throws Red wine over Top*


She has a family, Bitch :tongue:

[Shaun]

*throws off the current watch I'm wearing and puts Lauren's on*

I LOVE IT, babes!

-greets Lorraine with a peck on the cheek-

How did you two meet?

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Shaun


-greets Lorraine with a peck on the cheek-

How did you two meet?

We Met in Margate :hugesmile:

[MarkWaldorf]

Lauren, it's so touching you tried the Marilyn Monroe-dress route. But seriously, it looks like the dress she was probably unwillingly buried in. At least you can you say 'tried'.

*pats*

http://i43.tinypic.com/1j0uua.gif

[bronaaaa]

Wow LJ I love your outfit :lovedup:

[Shaun]

Everybody, please welcome my +1 for the evening.

http://image.thehothits.com/300x400/ashley_tisdale_artist_300x400.jpg

[Harry!]

Shaun you don't mind if I bring a friend along to help me.

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Shaun
Everybody, please welcome my +1 for the evening.

http://image.thehothits.com/300x400/ashley_tisdale_artist_300x400.jpg


Well Hiya :wavey:

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by bronaaaa
Wow LJ I love your outfit :lovedup:

Thanks darlin' you're looking damn sharp yourself. :lovedup:

Fancy a drink?

[30stone]

Originally posted by Shaun
Everybody, please welcome my +1 for the evening.

http://image.thehothits.com/300x400/ashley_tisdale_artist_300x400.jpg

*throws her into the back of a transit and drives off*

[Shaun]

Go ahead, Harry.

BEN, GET YOUR FINE ASS BACK HERE. I NEED YOU FOR SECURITY.

[Shaun]

Oh my god, Lorraine just spilt wine on my dress. -goes to change whilst giving her evils-

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Shaun
Oh my god, Lorraine just spilt wine on my dress. -goes to change whilst giving her evils-

*Spanks Lorraine*

[Shaun]

-reappears wearing this-

http://www.catanna.com/catwomancostumevixen.jpg

[Lauren]

Well, this party is a dud. And my +1 isn't turning up til later.

Shaun, darling, hitch up the tone or I'm leaving.

[LemonJam]

POLE DANCE, POLE DANCE, POLE DANCE, POLE DANCE, POLE DANCE!

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Shaun
Oh my god, Lorraine just spilt wine on my dress. -goes to change whilst giving her evils-

*Spanks Lorraine*

Oops, quoted wrong one :P

[Shaun]

Lauren, it doesn't even start until 9.

[Gemmer-x]

Originally posted by Shaun
-reappears wearing this-

http://www.catanna.com/catwomancostumevixen.jpg

rawwrr :wink:
everyone's looking luuush :)
-clicks fingers- waiter another drink plz

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Shaun
Lauren, it doesn't even start until 9.

Still, the pre-party cocktails have not yet made their way around to me, and the canapés? Whiskas smeared on jacobs cream crackers.

[Harry!]

My work outfit

http://www.frankcasey.co.nz/images/suit_metro_00.jpg

My 'friend' to help me

http://i40.tinypic.com/msoxmf.jpg

I have my equipment ready which I will post later

[LemonJam]

Classy strip poker anyone? :tongue:

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Shaun
-reappears wearing this-

http://www.catanna.com/catwomancostumevixen.jpg


Eurgh, you so did not wear the same outfit as Lorraine :shocked:

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Shaun
Lauren, it doesn't even start until 9.

Still, the pre-party cocktails have not yet made their way around to me, and the canapés? Whiskas smeared on jacobs cream crackers.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1635/catfightgif.gif

[Harry!]

Cloak room open! Please ask me and I will give you a ticket.

http://www.allparty.co.uk/store/media/balloons/12766_Cloakroom_Tickets.jpg

Tickets shown above are NOT what you are getting, Mine are different.

[Shaun]

Okay, I'd just like to say a big welcome to my party. I'd like to start off with a few thank yous first of all. To Harry, for keeping the cloakroom in pristine order and agreeing to help with that side of tonight.

To Ben and his security team for not only keeping us safe from TiBB failures, but also looking fetch when they do it.

And finally, and most importantly, to MarkWaldorf. His help and preparations for tonight have been nothing short of spectacular. I think we can all agree that he is an inspiration and we're all a million times better off with his presence.

Now, there's a bar over there *points*, staff are walking around with platters of canapés, and Basement Jaxx will be kicking off the entertainment shortly.

[LemonJam]

Sweeeeeeeeeeet!!

-Grabs beer and schmoozes-

S'up all?

[Firewire]

*sneaks in*

[Shaun]

BEN, REMOVE IT PLEASE.

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by Firewire
*sneaks in*

WUTISDIS?!?!?!?!?!

:tongue:

[Shaun]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Basement Jaxx.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNDuo0NaMjU

[CiaraD]

Yay its started ! :bouncy:

[Harry!]

Any one want me or Katie to give you a ticket?

[LemonJam]

-dances gagging on vodka bottle-

[Shaun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK8oa3nztL0&feature=related

[Lewis.]

Dances Like this

http://www.123mycodes.com/myspacefunnystuff/img/3909.gif

[LemonJam]

-goes into toilet with small bag of what appears to be fine sugar and a £20 note-

[MarkWaldorf]

*everyone stops and stares as I get out limo*

http://i44.tinypic.com/xkrsid.jpg

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by LemonJam
-goes into toilet with small bag of what appears to be fine sugar and a £20 note-

*Tells shaun on you*

[Shaun]

-walks up to Mark with a mojito and beaming smile-

Looking ferocious as ever, darling. Was the journey here safe?

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Shaun
-walks up to Mark with a mojito and beaming smile-

Looking ferocious as ever, darling. Was the journey here safe?

Thank you. Oh very, it's amazing how vicious the paparazzi can be.

[Harry!]

Shaun whos serving the drinks, My friend is thirsty.

Who wants a ticket anyone?

[MarkWaldorf]

Erm Harry, we're discussing me. Thanks.

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Erm Harry, we're discussing me. Thanks.

:lovedup:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Erm Harry, we're discussing me. Thanks.

Do you need me to take your coat?

[CiaraD]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Dances Like this

http://www.123mycodes.com/myspacefunnystuff/img/3909.gif
Will do:thumbs:

[Shaun]

Harry, the bar-staff are MrLuvaLuva, Ash, Sunny, James, Mark and Kaz. They're not allowed to speak to us, though.

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Shaun
-walks up to Mark with a mojito and beaming smile-

Looking ferocious as ever, darling. Was the journey here safe?

Thank you. Oh very, it's amazing how vicious the paparazzi can be.

IKR

...

I don't know. :bawling:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Erm Harry, we're discussing me. Thanks.

Do you need me to take your coat?

I don't have one. I'd like a drink please. :lovedup:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Shaun
-walks up to Mark with a mojito and beaming smile-

Looking ferocious as ever, darling. Was the journey here safe?

Thank you. Oh very, it's amazing how vicious the paparazzi can be.

IKR

...

I don't know. :bawling:

I can see why.

:dazzler:

[Firewire]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Shaun
-walks up to Mark with a mojito and beaming smile-

Looking ferocious as ever, darling. Was the journey here safe?

Thank you. Oh very, it's amazing how vicious the paparazzi can be.

Papa-papa-paparazzi

[Harry!]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Erm Harry, we're discussing me. Thanks.

Do you need me to take your coat?

I don't have one. I'd like a drink please. :lovedup:

Im not the waiter dear. Somebody else may know.

[MarkWaldorf]

:shocked:

[Twilight]

Hey guys

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Wow LJ I love your outfit :lovedup:

Thanks darlin' you're looking damn sharp yourself. :lovedup:

Fancy a drink?

Oh sure :love:

Ahh my plus 1 :lovedup:
http://i39.tinypic.com/sg1htg.jpg

[Shaun]

Twilight, darling, come in. This is my doorman, Harry. He'll take your coat.

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by Twilight
Hey guys

OHAY

-passes roofied up cocktail-

;D

[Firewire]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
:shocked:

He so just didn't talk to you like that. :nono:

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Twilight
Hey guys

:wavey: Hi

[CiaraD]

Originally posted by bronaaaa


Oh sure :love:

Ahh my plus 1 :lovedup:
http://i39.tinypic.com/sg1htg.jpg
Oh my :lovedup:

[Twilight]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Twilight
Hey guys

OHAY

-passes roofied up cocktail-

;D Ohh thank you:lovedup:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Firewire
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
:shocked:

He so just didn't talk to you like that. :nono:

No it was Katie

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Twilight
Hey guys

Hiya Twilight :wavey:

*Dances with you*

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by CiaraD

Oh my :lovedup:

Aww what, she's a babe :hugesmile:

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Wow LJ I love your outfit :lovedup:

Thanks darlin' you're looking damn sharp yourself. :lovedup:

Fancy a drink?

Oh sure :love:

Ahh my plus 1 :lovedup:
http://i39.tinypic.com/sg1htg.jpg

-rushes to toilet with your +1 holding a jonny-

[Shaun]

Basement Jaxx are performing until ten, when Lady GaGa will take to the stage.

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Shaun
Basement Jaxx are performing until ten, when Lady GaGa will take to the stage.

*Screams like a little girl*

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Shaun
Basement Jaxx are performing until ten, when Lady GaGa will take to the stage.

:lovedup: Ohh wow

And LJ :shocked:

[CiaraD]

:lovedup:Ahhh
*starts very eccentric dancing*

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by Shaun
Basement Jaxx are performing until ten, when Lady GaGa will take to the stage.

:lovedup: Ohh wow

And LJ :shocked:

-comes out with cigarette, scruffy hair and glasses sideways-

Thanks for bringing her. :lovedup:

[Twilight]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Twilight
Hey guys

Hiya Twilight :wavey:

*Dances with you* Oh Lewis your making me blush:lovedup:

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by Shaun
Basement Jaxx are performing until ten, when Lady GaGa will take to the stage.

:lovedup: Ohh wow

And LJ :shocked:

-comes out with cigarette, scruffy hair and glasses sideways-

Thanks for bringing her. :lovedup:

..Your welcome I guess :laugh:

[Twilight]

Originally posted by Shaun
Basement Jaxx are performing until ten, when Lady GaGa will take to the stage. Yaaay:thumbs2:

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by Shaun
Basement Jaxx are performing until ten, when Lady GaGa will take to the stage.

:lovedup: Ohh wow

And LJ :shocked:

-comes out with cigarette, scruffy hair and glasses sideways-

Thanks for bringing her. :lovedup:

Rips off the girls mask to reveal....






http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061204/061204_queenElizabeth_vmed_10a.widec.jpg


:shocked:

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Twilight
Hey guys

Hiya Twilight :wavey:

*Dances with you* Oh Lewis your making me blush:lovedup:


*Fish slaps*

Snap out of it






:tongue:

[Madonna]

YO YO YO WOT UP YOUNG PEOPLE?

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by Shaun
Basement Jaxx are performing until ten, when Lady GaGa will take to the stage.

:lovedup: Ohh wow

And LJ :shocked:

-comes out with cigarette, scruffy hair and glasses sideways-

Thanks for bringing her. :lovedup:

Rips off the girls mask to reveal....






http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061204/061204_queenElizabeth_vmed_10a.widec.jpg


:shocked:

I dropped it like it's hot. :blush2:

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by LewisLeona

And LJ :shocked:

-comes out with cigarette, scruffy hair and glasses sideways-

Thanks for bringing her. :lovedup: [/quote]

Rips off the girls mask to reveal....






http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061204/061204_queenElizabeth_vmed_10a.widec.jpg



:shocked: [/quote]

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shoc ked:

[Shaun]

Madonna! Darling! So glad you could make it! Let me introduce you to our doorman, Harry. He'll take your coat.

[hannah.]

fashionably late

http://www.cowharborkids.com/images/bowtie.jpg

theres my outfit

[Madonna]

Originally posted by Shaun
Madonna! Darling! So glad you could make it! Let me introduce you to our doorman, Harry. He'll take your coat.

Thank you!

*face leaks*

Oh dear, a tissue would be of great use too Shaun.

[Twilight]

Originally posted by Madonna
YO YO YO WOT UP YOUNG PEOPLE? OMG ITS MADONNA OMG OMG *faints*

[Shaun]

Hannah, looking stunning as ever. *pecks cheek and passes you a glass of champagne*

[Harry!]

*Takes coat*

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by hannah.
fashionably late

http://www.cowharborkids.com/images/bowtie.jpg

theres my outfit

Oh Wow, how fashionable :shocked:

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by hannah.
fashionably late

http://www.cowharborkids.com/images/bowtie.jpg

theres my outfit

Loves it.

[MarkWaldorf]

Oh, well I suppose its an upgrade from wearing nothing.

[arista]

http://highedge.vo.llnwd.net/d1/3_prod/d1/Picture/52/39/43_46366717.jpg


with No Security working on the doors
I walk right in.





Sign Of The Times.

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Madonna
Originally posted by Shaun
Madonna! Darling! So glad you could make it! Let me introduce you to our doorman, Harry. He'll take your coat.

Thank you!

*face leaks*

Oh dear, a tissue would be of great use too Shaun.

One moment, I'll get one from Juan-Pablo. I can talk to him about you adopting him, too? He's only 8 years old, so I want him off my hands before immigration find out.

[Twilight]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Twilight
Hey guys

Hiya Twilight :wavey:

*Dances with you* Oh Lewis your making me blush:lovedup:


*Fish slaps*

Snap out of it






:tongue: Sorry its just that you look soo cute:lovedup:

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by hannah.
fashionably late

http://www.cowharborkids.com/images/bowtie.jpg

theres my outfit

Oh goodness.

-faints-

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Madonna
Originally posted by Shaun
Madonna! Darling! So glad you could make it! Let me introduce you to our doorman, Harry. He'll take your coat.

Thank you!

*face leaks*

Oh dear, a tissue would be of great use too Shaun.

Oh wow someone famous
:xyxwave:

[Madonna]

Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by Madonna
Originally posted by Shaun
Madonna! Darling! So glad you could make it! Let me introduce you to our doorman, Harry. He'll take your coat.

Thank you!

*face leaks*

Oh dear, a tissue would be of great use too Shaun.

One moment, I'll get one from Juan-Pablo. I can talk to him about you adopting him, too? He's only 8 years old, so I want him off my hands before immigration find out.

Shaun, we both know I'm quite busy for another child right now! Besides, me and Jesus are trying naturally. We've decided if it's a girl, Mona Lisa. If it's a boy, Harry.

[ILoveTRW]

http://i42.tinypic.com/zl4qhl.jpg

[Harry!]

Madge I read in a story that you are just 'friends', Is that true?

[MarkWaldorf]

*dials Lindsay*

Oh my effing God, this party is worse than Heidi and Spencers Mexican wedding. And we all know that bitch contracted Swine Flu. Get me a plane NOW.

[CiaraD]

:shocked:Madonna

[Madonna]

Originally posted by Harry.
Madge I read in a story that you are just 'friends', Is that true?

Darling we're here to party!!!

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Madonna
Originally posted by Harry.
Madge I read in a story that you are just 'friends', Is that true?

Darling we're here to party!!!

You said 'me and Jesus are trying naturally'. If you are just friends then thats :whistle:.

Enjoy your night...

[Twilight]

Someone give me a drink NOW

[Shaun]

ILoveMoney, I'd rather have herpes than you at my party. Please leave and try not to bang your abnormal head on the door-frame.

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by ILoveMoney
http://i42.tinypic.com/zl4qhl.jpg

No, that's your Party.

This party is awesome :love:

[Twilight]

Originally posted by ILoveMoney
http://i42.tinypic.com/zl4qhl.jpg You go NOW

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by Twilight
Someone give me a drink NOW

The roofie hasn't settled in yet? :shocked:

[Harry!]

Wheres Gaga?

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Harry.
Wheres Gaga?

Fashionably late ;)

[JohnnyBB]

:laugh: sorry im late traffics a bitch!!!


*shauns Big Ice Gift:bigsmile:*

http://i42.tinypic.com/14xymh2.jpg

[Twilight]

Gaga is gonna be amazing

[Shaun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21csSkofKU

[Shaun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-AuB0yw1UM&feature=related

[Harry!]

Katie has got to go home now. I have had no coats given to me.

[Deirdre]

**** I'm late
*Tries to stroll in unnoticed*

[Twilight]

Originally posted by Harry.
Katie has got to go home now. I have had no coats given to me. Ok here take mine

[CiaraD]

Wooo Gaga

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by Deirdre
**** I'm late
*Tries to stroll in unnoticed*

-stumbles over a drunken mess-

OHAY DEIRDRE!!!

-passes beer-

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by Harry.
Katie has got to go home now. I have had no coats given to me. Ok here take mine

Thanks.

*Gives it a hook*

[Deirdre]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Deirdre
**** I'm late
*Tries to stroll in unnoticed*

-stumbles over a drunken mess-

OHAY DEIRDRE!!!

-passes beer-

OHAY!
*Get's off my face drunk*
:joker:

[Shaun]

Hello Deirdre, where's my present? :love:

[Lewis.]

*Stands on a table and dances like an idiot*

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Deirdre
**** I'm late
*Tries to stroll in unnoticed*

-stumbles over a drunken mess-

OHAY DEIRDRE!!!

-passes beer-

:conf2: Oh dear

*orders taxi for James*

[Twilight]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
*Stands on a table and dances like an idiot* *joins you and starts singing bleeding love with Lewis*

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by bronaaaa




*orders taxi for James*

Oh God, in comes the party pooper




:tongue:

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by bronaaaa




*orders taxi for James*

Oh God, in comes the party pooper




:tongue:

-_-

Am not :bawling:

[Deirdre]

Originally posted by Shaun
Hello Deirdre, where's my present? :love:

http://www.topgifts.ie/mall/NewTopGifts/customerimages/products/L_DSKBuggies.jpg

It's parked outside:blush2:

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by bronaaaa




*orders taxi for James*

Oh God, in comes the party pooper




:tongue:

-_-

Am not :bawling:

*Launches onto Bronaa and hugs her, crying*

I'm so sorry

*Screams and cries like a baby*

[Twilight]

*falls head first off table*

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Twilight
*falls head first off table*

*Laughs Loudly Before picking you up and putting you back on the table*

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Deirdre
**** I'm late
*Tries to stroll in unnoticed*

-stumbles over a drunken mess-

OHAY DEIRDRE!!!

-passes beer-

:conf2: Oh dear

*orders taxi for James*

BRONA...you...andyour....taxi....drink............ .......

-falls face first into Lorraines breasts-

[Twilight]

btw Shaun heres your present *gives you
http://top-presents.co.uk/wrapped_present_box.jpg
hope you like it*

[Tom4784]

I'M FASHIONABLY LATE!!!!!

Let's boogie! :dance2:

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Deirdre
**** I'm late
*Tries to stroll in unnoticed*

-stumbles over a drunken mess-

OHAY DEIRDRE!!!

-passes beer-

:conf2: Oh dear

*orders taxi for James*

BRONA...you...andyour....taxi....drink............ .......

-falls face first into Lorraines breasts-

*Launches at Lorraine and takes her outside for some Fresh air. Comes back in Spits on James*

[MarkWaldorf]

Darnell

[MarkWaldorf]

WOOPS LOL Wrong thread!

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
WOOPS LOL Wrong thread!

How Fashionable :lovedup:

[Twilight]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Twilight
*falls head first off table*

*Laughs Loudly Before picking you up and putting you back on the table* Whoa I think i need to sit down..

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Twilight
*falls head first off table*

*Laughs Loudly Before picking you up and putting you back on the table* Whoa I think i need to sit down..

*Shoves you down*

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Deirdre
**** I'm late
*Tries to stroll in unnoticed*

-stumbles over a drunken mess-

OHAY DEIRDRE!!!

-passes beer-

:conf2: Oh dear

*orders taxi for James*

BRONA...you...andyour....taxi....drink............ .......

-falls face first into Lorraines breasts-

*Launches at Lorraine and takes her outside for some Fresh air. Comes back in Spits on James*

Lewis, you just got me wet. :lovedup:

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by bronaaaa




*orders taxi for James*

Oh God, in comes the party pooper




:tongue:

-_-

Am not :bawling:

*Launches onto Bronaa and hugs her, crying*

I'm so sorry

*Screams and cries like a baby*

*Pats back comfortinly*

*Drags LemonJam into taxi*

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by LemonJam

Lewis, you just got me wet. :lovedup:

Ho ho lovelyyyy :laugh:

[Twilight]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Twilight
*falls head first off table*

*Laughs Loudly Before picking you up and putting you back on the table* Whoa I think i need to sit down..

*Shoves you down* Ok feel better now *gets back and starts dancing*

[CiaraD]

Behave your selves :nono:

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Twilight
*falls head first off table*

*Laughs Loudly Before picking you up and putting you back on the table* Whoa I think i need to sit down..

*Shoves you down*

Oh now this is getting hot. :lovedup:

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Deirdre
**** I'm late
*Tries to stroll in unnoticed*

-stumbles over a drunken mess-

OHAY DEIRDRE!!!

-passes beer-

:conf2: Oh dear

*orders taxi for James*

BRONA...you...andyour....taxi....drink............ .......

-falls face first into Lorraines breasts-

*Launches at Lorraine and takes her outside for some Fresh air. Comes back in Spits on James*

Lewis, you just got me wet. :lovedup:

Would you like me to get you even wetter James?

[LemonJam]

:shocked:

Pre-teen filth in this party.

[Twilight]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Deirdre
**** I'm late
*Tries to stroll in unnoticed*

-stumbles over a drunken mess-

OHAY DEIRDRE!!!

-passes beer-

:conf2: Oh dear

*orders taxi for James*

BRONA...you...andyour....taxi....drink............ .......

-falls face first into Lorraines breasts-

*Launches at Lorraine and takes her outside for some Fresh air. Comes back in Spits on James*

Lewis, you just got me wet. :lovedup:

Would you like me to get you even wetter James? You can get me wet anytime you like:love:

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by LewisLeona


Would you like me to get you even wetter James? You can get me wet anytime you like:love:

:nono: Keep it in your pants children :shocked:

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Deirdre
**** I'm late
*Tries to stroll in unnoticed*

-stumbles over a drunken mess-

OHAY DEIRDRE!!!

-passes beer-

:conf2: Oh dear

*orders taxi for James*

BRONA...you...andyour....taxi....drink............ .......

-falls face first into Lorraines breasts-

*Launches at Lorraine and takes her outside for some Fresh air. Comes back in Spits on James*

Lewis, you just got me wet. :lovedup:

Would you like me to get you even wetter James? You can get me wet anytime you like:love:

*Chucks cup of water over Twilight*

Now you were asking for that

*Spins around and walks off*

[Shaun]

Okay, I'm watching this interview and suddenly a whole lot more appreciative for LemonJam's present.

[Twilight]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by bronaaaa
Originally posted by LemonJam
Originally posted by Deirdre
**** I'm late
*Tries to stroll in unnoticed*

-stumbles over a drunken mess-

OHAY DEIRDRE!!!

-passes beer-

:conf2: Oh dear

*orders taxi for James*

BRONA...you...andyour....taxi....drink............ .......

-falls face first into Lorraines breasts-

*Launches at Lorraine and takes her outside for some Fresh air. Comes back in Spits on James*

Lewis, you just got me wet. :lovedup:

Would you like me to get you even wetter James? You can get me wet anytime you like:love:

*Chucks cup of water over Twilight*

Now you were asking for that

*Spins around and walks off* :cheer:

[Deirdre]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00441/SNF23KELLYAN_280_441276a.jpg

Woopsie Daisies :tongue:

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Shaun
Okay, I'm watching this interview and suddenly a whole lot more appreciative for LemonJam's present.

*Watches as Lorraine Struts over to shaun and Flashes her Boobies at him*

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by Shaun
Okay, I'm watching this interview and suddenly a whole lot more appreciative for LemonJam's present.

I knew you'd love it. :hugesmile:

[SiaSiaSia]

wheeeeeeeeeeeee fun night so far

[Shaun]

Sia, where's my present? :)

[Harry!]

Twilight your coat

http://i41.tinypic.com/52kztc.jpg

Sorry I have to leave now Shaun

[hannah.]

sorry guys, i seemed to have passed out, whats goin on?

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by hannah.
sorry guys, i seemed to have passed out, whats goin on?

Twilight and James are Wet, ?Harry has left. And Sia has entered :love: Welcome back

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by Harry.
Twilight your coat

http://i41.tinypic.com/52kztc.jpg

Sorry I have to leave now Shaun

Did you piss on it or something?

[Twilight]

Originally posted by Harry.
Twilight your coat

http://i41.tinypic.com/52kztc.jpg

Sorry I have to leave now Shaun Ahhhhhhh that my new coat *throws Mariah Carey like tantrum*:bawling:

[JohnnyBB]

calls taxi bye guys :xyxwave:

[Z]

I can't believe I snubbed this for a beach party.

[Jessica.]

Um.

Like, it's my second TiBB birthday soon on here and like, MarkWaldorf is throwing the party to end all parties.

So um.

I thought I'd just let you know and I'll keep you informed of the invite list - I don't want Z-Listers at muh Jubilee, y'all.

Watch this space. Lovelove. :love:

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9236/shaunsday.png

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5229/guestlist.png

:joker::joker::joker:

[Shaun]

:lovedup:

wow. this was nearly 3 years ago.

[Vicky.]

Birthday threads used to be a lot more fun :laugh:

[Ninastar]

oh wow I remember this

[Benjamin]

Oh, I did get an invite. Did I come?

[Shaun]

you're on the list in the OP ben :love:

[Benjamin]

Oh, I didn't actually turn up.


-arrives very unfashionably late-

[Benjamin]

So many on that list don't use TiBB anymore. :sad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

who is this johnnybb he sounds hot

[Benjamin]

The party never finishes Shaun, NEVER!

-bursts a party popper in Caitlin's face, sprays silly string and downs a whole bottle of Buckfast-

[Shaun]

johnny turned out to be fake iirc. he kept flirting with hannah and then got rejected or something

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i should have been fake :sad:

stole some random hot guys pictures from xtube and said it was me

now everybody knows im fat and a mess

[MTVN]

:joker:

[Ninastar]

The party never finishes Shaun, NEVER!

-bursts a party popper in Caitlin's face, sprays silly string and downs a whole bottle of Buckfast-

-eyeballs burst-


:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Marc]

Jess, wanna stop bumping old threads? ta