May 29. Party. Limited spaces only. [Party finished 3 years ago, Ben]

[Shaun]

Um.

Like, it's my second TiBB birthday soon on here and like, MarkWaldorf is throwing the party to end all parties.

So um.

I thought I'd just let you know and I'll keep you informed of the invite list - I don't want Z-Listers at muh Jubilee, y'all.

Watch this space. Lovelove. :love:

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9236/shaunsday.png

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5229/guestlist.png

[lily.]

It goes without saying that I'm invited then..

[MrGaryy]

just so you know, i don't rsvp, i like it be mysterious. but don't worry bbz for you i'll make an appearance.

[Ninastar]

Am I invited??? :flowers::flowers::flowers::flowers::flowers::flow ers:

[MarkWaldorf]

If you aren't invited you clearly aren't of relevance.


omg this reminds me! look what i found on TMZ earlier:
http://i44.tinypic.com/2ufqc5i.gif

me and shaun getting papped finding an outfit earlier
yah i pose for a bit

[Twilight]

i hope i'm invited:thumbs2:

[Shaun]

Originally posted by lili
It goes without saying that I'm invited then..

Occult members do have priority, yes, but not all can make it in.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Am I invited??? :flowers::flowers::flowers::flowers::flowers::flow ers:

:whistle:

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Ninastar
Am I invited??? :flowers::flowers::flowers::flowers::flowers::flow ers:

:whistle:



*Gets taken away by men in white lab coats*

[Novo]

Originally posted by Twilight
i hope i'm invited:thumbs2:

The Z-Lister bit rules you out

[Twilight]

Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by Twilight
i hope i'm invited:thumbs2:

The Z-Lister bit rules you out Umm I am a Z-Lister:pat:

[Shaun]

The following will be serving drinks and canapés:

Mark [admin]
Red Moon
Mrluvaluva
Ash
Kizwiz
Sunny

We've got your waiting costumes ready and waiting, we just need your sizes.

http://cart.knickersboxersglory.com/images/products/preview/cl2210.jpg for the boys.

http://www.dees-fancydress.co.uk/catalog/images/waitress.jpg for the girls.

[Harry!]

Can I be invited?

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by .Andy.
Originally posted by Twilight
i hope i'm invited:thumbs2:

The Z-Lister bit rules you out

HA.

I've put a restraining order on your name. Step even 3 threads near the Occult and you'll be shot dead.

Or alternatively, we've locked KathyIsASexyBitch away and deprived her of food, meaning we could set her on your ass at any time.

[Hugo]

When is it? I can do Tuesday through Friday? I'll see if I can fit you in, if not lets do lunch.

[Novo]

Can i be a bouncer

Any Z-Listers come and boom!

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/01/sawyergunblackshirt4.jpg

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Hugo
When is it? I can do Tuesday through Friday? I'll see if I can fit you in, if not lets do lunch.

Honey, if I started planning my parties around you, what kind of hostess would I be?

You'll make it on the 29th or you won't. I'm not shifting it for the likes of you. You're only warm on the barometer.

[Dom:D]

Can I come? =)
please:sad:

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by Hugo
When is it? I can do Tuesday through Friday? I'll see if I can fit you in, if not lets do lunch.

Honey, if I started planning my parties around you, what kind of hostess would I be?

You'll make it on the 29th or you won't. I'm not shifting it for the likes of you. You're only warm on the barometer.

That's great, sweetie.
Your hot as in hot mess.

:rolleyes:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by .Andy.
Can i be a bouncer

Any Z-Listers come and boom!

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/01/sawyergunblackshirt4.jpg

idk it requires a lot of physical strength
just remove your shirt and we'll get back 2 you

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Dom:D
Can I come? =)
please:sad:

*looks down list*

honey, no, no.
wrong party, twilight's party is 2 blocks that way.
ttyn

[Shaun]

The list of bouncers:

.Andy.
David
andyman
Robin-Van-Perfect
Aint_mad_atcha

We're also providing you with costumes:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-11/1227628/bouncer_2D500.gif

Careful, those glasses are Armani.

[30stone]

Yes i want to be a bouncer to!!!

:devil:



Edit: how the hell can i be left off the list of bouncers?

[Princess]

*wants to go*

[Shaun]

.Andy., please dispose of Hugo. :dazzler:

[Locke.]

Originally posted by Shaun
The list of bouncers:

.Andy.
David
andyman

We're also providing you with costumes:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-11/1227628/bouncer_2D500.gif

Careful, those glasses are Armani.

Was that you who cut that picture out? :laugh2::laugh2:

[Dom:D]

Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by Dom:D
Can I come? =)
please:sad:

*looks down list*

honey, no, no.
wrong party, twilight's party is 2 blocks that way.
ttyn
:bawling:

[Harry!]

can I come.

[30stone]

Ohh and if your party is going to be all that you need minimum of 5 bouncers.

[Novo]

* Grabs Hugo by The Collar *

Come on out you go!!

[Shaun]

Ben, you're right. If you and aint_mad_atcha could assume the other 2 doorman positions, I'd be grateful.

[bronaaaa]

Can I come please :flowers:

[MarkWaldorf]

*becomes a total bitch*

ohay hugo, i hear firewire has an under 12's party down at the ball pit. maybe you should go.

*walks off and giggles with shaun and fellow a-listers*

[Lewis.]

Oh wow



*Wants to go*

[Hugo]

Originally posted by .Andy.
* Grabs Hugo by The Collar *

Come on out you go!!

*comes out of toilet cubicle with Andy, wipes mouth*

and THATS why your gonna let me stay at this part.

[MarkWaldorf]

HUGO THAT WAS MY JOB

[Hugo]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
*becomes a total bitch*

ohay hugo, i hear firewire has an under 12's party down at the ball pit. maybe you should go.

*walks off and giggles with shaun and fellow a-listers*

plz.
the only A list your on, is over at the sex offenders program/

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
*becomes a total bitch*

ohay hugo, i hear firewire has an under 12's party down at the ball pit. maybe you should go.

*walks off and giggles with shaun and fellow a-listers*

please.
the only A list your on, is over at the sex offenders program/

says the rat who just sucked off a man with the mental age of a 5 year old.

[Benji]

Im not sure what date i started on here - Will anyone tell me? lmao

[Hugo]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
*becomes a total bitch*

ohay hugo, i hear firewire has an under 12's party down at the ball pit. maybe you should go.

*walks off and giggles with shaun and fellow a-listers*

please.
the only A list your on, is over at the sex offenders program/

says the rat who just sucked off a man with the mental age of a 5 year old.

just because i didn't like the fact you jerk off over meet the members, doesnt mean you have to go all moral on me.

[MarkWaldorf]

leave pls fnx

[\PJ/]

Some of the posts in this thread are outrageous.:shocked:

[Hugo]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
leave pls fnx

I've got a liquid lunch at the ivy with Paris and Lindsay anyway, ttyn.

[MarkWaldorf]

That's a Waldorf party for you.

[CiaraD]

Can I come please :flowers: =]

[Novo]

All these Z listers Asking to come must Have the CODE from shaun

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
leave pls fnx

I've got a liquid lunch at the ivy with Paris and Lindsay anyway, ttyn.

Oh honey, didn't she tell you? Paris is jetting to the Occult now. Lindsay, however, is at home, probably collapsed on her bathroom floor.

[Shaun]

I've ordered 100 bottles of

http://z.hubpages.com/u/150627_f520.jpg

50 bottles of

http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/absolut_vodka_1liter_lys_hi.jpg

Mixers on tap. Plenty of other spirits too, and non-alcoholic punch.

[Ninastar]

Yeh I am back from the men in white coats.

[Tom4784]

*struts in*

So what's the theme of the part I must get the outfit correct. :laugh:

[ParisHilton]

*removes shades with class*

Shaun, honey, I've arrived! *french kisses* This party is looking so awesome, loves it.

*smiles and sees Hugo*

Oh, I see its here.

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Dezzy
*struts in*

So what's the theme of the part I must get the outfit correct. :laugh:

Its a slutty theme. So you're all set.

[MarkWaldorf]

OHAY PARIS

[Hugo]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
leave pls fnx

I've got a liquid lunch at the ivy with Paris and Lindsay anyway, ttyn.

Oh honey, didn't she tell you? Paris is jetting to the Occult now. Lindsay, however, is at home, probably collapsed on her bathroom floor.

Yeah, me and Paris had to reschedule, Lindsay, however, is perfectly fine.
*holds her up and pull needle out her arm*

Lindsay: ....O....hay! Gu...ys!!!

[ParisHilton]

I love your avatar, Mark. That's hot.

[arista]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
*removes shades with class*

Shaun, honey, I've arrived! *french kisses* This party is looking so awesome, loves it.

*smiles and sees Hugo*

Oh, I see its here.



No Dog?

[Hugo]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
I love your avatar, Mark. That's hot.

*looks up and down*

what is this?

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
leave pls fnx

I've got a liquid lunch at the ivy with Paris and Lindsay anyway, ttyn.

Oh honey, didn't she tell you? Paris is jetting to the Occult now. Lindsay, however, is at home, probably collapsed on her bathroom floor.

Yeah, me and Paris had to reschedule, Lindsay, however, is perfectly fine.
*holds her up and pull needle out her arm*

Lindsay: ....O....hay! Gu...ys!!!

Lindsay is an effing mess and totally got herpes from Samantha!

[Novo]

Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by ParisHilton
*removes shades with class*

Shaun, honey, I've arrived! *french kisses* This party is looking so awesome, loves it.

*smiles and sees Hugo*

Oh, I see its here.



No Dog?

* Picks arista up and throws him out the window *

We wont be seeing him again

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by ParisHilton
*removes shades with class*

Shaun, honey, I've arrived! *french kisses* This party is looking so awesome, loves it.

*smiles and sees Hugo*

Oh, I see its here.



No Dog?

Lindsay's resting at home.

[Tom]

Paris your porno is sh*t

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by ParisHilton
I love your avatar, Mark. That's hot.

*looks up and down*

what is this?

That's Paris you bow in her presence!

[Ninastar]

Ohh. I will be a pole dancer!!!
If you want me too that is!! :blush2::dance:

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Tom
Paris your porno is sh*t

Yet I made 6 million from that tape!

loves it.

[Hugo]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by ParisHilton
I love your avatar, Mark. That's hot.

*looks up and down*

what is this?

That's Paris you bow in her presence!

That isn't Paris, she wouldn't be caught dead with you.

[Tom]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Tom
Paris your porno is sh*t

Yet I made 6 million from that tape!

loves it.

Glad you made so much, I wasted 40 minutes. I'd like them back

[Kornetto]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Ohh. I will be a pole dancer!!!
If you want me too that is!! :blush2::dance:

Saucy Caitlin , Saucy! :tongue:

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Hugo
Originally posted by ParisHilton
I love your avatar, Mark. That's hot.

*looks up and down*

what is this?

That's Paris you bow in her presence!

That isn't Paris, she wouldn't be caught dead with you.

He's a better faghag than you ever were!

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Tom
Paris your porno is sh*t

Yet I made 6 million from that tape!

loves it.

Glad you made so much, I wasted 40 minutes. I'd like them back

That's what this party's for babe. :wink:

[Shaun]

Paris, baby, I'm so honoured you could make it! *air kisses*

I'd introduce you to a few of the people here, but they aren't worth your time. Let's go buy shoes?

[30stone]

Katt are you not a little young for for the " slut " theme??

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Dezzy
*struts in*

So what's the theme of the part I must get the outfit correct. :laugh:

The theme is "**** off and don't assume you're coming".

xoxo.

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Shaun
Paris, baby, I'm so honoured you could make it! *air kisses*

I'd introduce you to a few of the people here, but they aren't worth your time. Let's go buy shoes?

Of course, I'll have my pilot fly us to Rodeo. If we're shopping for you Shaun, it's in style.

*walks off arm in arm with Shaun*

[Kornetto]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Katt are you not a little young for for the " slut " theme??

Just popping by really. -leaves-

[Hugo]

Anyway Paris, you kinda became irrelavent post 2005 anyway.

I have plans so, im out.

http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/content/posts/30/main.jpg

[Twilight]

*Me really wants to come*

[30stone]

No its fine you can get up on the tables with Caitlin, Katt.

lol!

[Kornetto]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
No its fine you can get up on the tables with Caitlin, Katt.

lol!

lmao. the 7 or 6 karma i gave you was good then? :laugh:
good times.

[ParisHilton]

Aw, Sophia Bush is such an obese dyke. Chad totally said I pleasured him more than she ever did.

[30stone]

Originally posted by Kornetto
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
No its fine you can get up on the tables with Caitlin, Katt.

lol!

lmao. the 7 or 6 karma i gave you was good then? :laugh:
good times.

Lol you gave me karma?

Lovely, wondered why it had gone from 27 to 37 in like 3 days..

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Kornetto
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
No its fine you can get up on the tables with Caitlin, Katt.

lol!

lmao. the 7 or 6 karma i gave you was good then? :laugh:
good times.

We have a job for you. It's standing outside and not coming in. Think you can do it? :spin:

[Twilight]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
Aw, Sophia Bush is such an obese dyke. Chad totally said I pleasured him more than she ever did. ..okay...

[Twilight]

Mark i really wanna come...

[30stone]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Kornetto
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
No its fine you can get up on the tables with Caitlin, Katt.

lol!

lmao. the 7 or 6 karma i gave you was good then? :laugh:
good times.

We have a job for you. It's standing outside and not coming in. Think you can do it? :spin:

She can come in, no drinking though i have my eye on you Katt!

Bouncers just let whoever in unless they dont like the look of em :thumbs:

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by Kornetto
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
No its fine you can get up on the tables with Caitlin, Katt.

lol!

lmao. the 7 or 6 karma i gave you was good then? :laugh:
good times.

Lol you gave me karma?

Lovely, wondered why it had gone from 27 to 37 in like 3 days..


I think she i trying to tell you something Ben. ;)

*Waits fgor Caitlin and Katt's Bitch fight :tongue:

[Kornetto]

Yes i can Mark.
Bye Bye :P

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Twilight
Mark i really want to come...

The guest list will be finalised shortly.

[Twilight]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Kornetto
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
No its fine you can get up on the tables with Caitlin, Katt.

lol!

lmao. the 7 or 6 karma i gave you was good then? :laugh:
good times.

We have a job for you. It's standing outside and not coming in. Think you can do it? :spin:

She can come in, no drinking though i have my eye on you Katt!

Bouncers just let whoever in unless they dont like the look of em :thumbs: So i can come:hugesmile:

[Twilight]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Twilight
Mark i really want to come...

The guest list will be finalised shortly. Weee

[Hugo]

Paris, you're a trainwreck slut, nothing more, nothing less. I could smell the lube from the index. ****.

[Twilight]

Originally posted by Hugo
Paris, you're a trainwreck slut, nothing more, nothing less. I could smell the lube from the index. ****. you tell her:thumbs:

[Z]

Originally posted by Hugo
Anyway Paris, you kinda became irrelavent post 2005 anyway.

I have plans so, im out.

http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/content/posts/30/main.jpg

Hey there stiff nips.

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Hugo
Paris, you're a trainwreck slut, nothing more, nothing less. I could smell the lube from the index. ****.

Awww, the wannabes getting vicious! The only thing I could smell when I landed here was the untreated yeast infection coming straight from you.

The only lube I smell here is coming from Twilight's handbag.

[SiaSiaSia]

this thread is brilliant.
shall i dress up as a foreign exchange student Shaun?

[SiaSiaSia]

Message original : Tom
Paris your porno is sh*t

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA of all the things you could've said

(and really, how was it ****?)

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by Kornetto
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
No its fine you can get up on the tables with Caitlin, Katt.

lol!

lmao. the 7 or 6 karma i gave you was good then? :laugh:
good times.

Lol you gave me karma?

Lovely, wondered why it had gone from 27 to 37 in like 3 days..


I think she i trying to tell you something Ben. ;)

*Waits fgor Caitlin and Katt's Bitch fight :tongue:

hehehe....


* Pokes katt on the face with vodka bottle *


BRING IT KATT!

[Hugo]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Hugo
Paris, you're a trainwreck slut, nothing more, nothing less. I could smell the lube from the index. ****.

Awww, the wannabes getting vicious! The only thing I could smell when I landed here was the untreated yeast infection coming straight from you.

The only lube I smell here is coming from Twilight's handbag.

Are we forgetting which tramp made a porno? I think the only infection in here and its a hell of alot worse than yeast.

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Hugo
Paris, you're a trainwreck slut, nothing more, nothing less. I could smell the lube from the index. ****.

Awww, the wannabes getting vicious! The only thing I could smell when I landed here was the untreated yeast infection coming straight from you.

The only lube I smell here is coming from Twilight's handbag.


PMSL!! + k for you paris.

edit: thats sounds as if I am being mean to hugo and twilight! Dont worry I love you both!!! x

[Twilight]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Hugo
Paris, you're a trainwreck slut, nothing more, nothing less. I could smell the lube from the index. ****.

Awww, the wannabes getting vicious! The only thing I could smell when I landed here was the untreated yeast infection coming straight from you.

The only lube I smell here is coming from Twilight's handbag. Paris who do you think you are *hits you with handbag* now insult me you bitch

[ParisHilton]

It was a home video in which a stupid ex-boyfriend leaked! Please, if it wasn't for that tape you wouldn't be wearing a dress from my line right now. You'd be wearing something knitted by Lauren Conrad.

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Hugo
Paris, you're a trainwreck slut, nothing more, nothing less. I could smell the lube from the index. ****.

Awww, the wannabes getting vicious! The only thing I could smell when I landed here was the untreated yeast infection coming straight from you.

The only lube I smell here is coming from Twilight's handbag.


PMSL!! + k for you paris.

edit: thats sounds as if I am being mean to hugo and twilight! Dont worry I love you both!!! x

God bless you!

[Twilight]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
It was a home video in which a stupid ex-boyfriend leaked! Please, if it wasn't for that tape you wouldn't be wearing a dress from my line right now. You'd be wearing something knitted by Lauren Conrad. *hits you with handbag* bitch

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Hugo
Paris, you're a trainwreck slut, nothing more, nothing less. I could smell the lube from the index. ****.

Awww, the wannabes getting vicious! The only thing I could smell when I landed here was the untreated yeast infection coming straight from you.

The only lube I smell here is coming from Twilight's handbag. Paris who do you think you are *hits you with handbag* now insult me you bitch

The only thing faker than that hand-bag is the low rent lube inside! Bitch get something extreme!

[Ninastar]

Twilight calm down. Shes only messing. x

[Twilight]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Hugo
Paris, you're a trainwreck slut, nothing more, nothing less. I could smell the lube from the index. ****.

Awww, the wannabes getting vicious! The only thing I could smell when I landed here was the untreated yeast infection coming straight from you.

The only lube I smell here is coming from Twilight's handbag. Paris who do you think you are *hits you with handbag* now insult me you bitch

The only thing faker than that hand-bag is the low rent lube inside! Bitch get something extreme! At lest i don't do porn Bitch

[Kornetto]

Originally posted by Ninastar

* Pokes katt on the face with vodka bottle *


BRING IT KATT!

*takes off the belt* come on then!
:tongue:

[Shaun]

Twilight if you continue to insult my guest of honour, you can consider yourself on the banned list.

I've got some exciting news coming soon, about some very special performances.

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Hugo
Paris, you're a trainwreck slut, nothing more, nothing less. I could smell the lube from the index. ****.

Awww, the wannabes getting vicious! The only thing I could smell when I landed here was the untreated yeast infection coming straight from you.

The only lube I smell here is coming from Twilight's handbag. Paris who do you think you are *hits you with handbag* now insult me you bitch

The only thing faker than that hand-bag is the low rent lube inside! Bitch get something extreme! At lest i don't do porn Bitch

One Night in Paris > 6 Nights in Twilight

[Twilight]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Twilight calm down. Shes only messing. x I know i'm only playing to i mean shes not the real Paris... i think:shocked:

[30stone]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by Kornetto
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
No its fine you can get up on the tables with Caitlin, Katt.

lol!

lmao. the 7 or 6 karma i gave you was good then? :laugh:
good times.

Lol you gave me karma?

Lovely, wondered why it had gone from 27 to 37 in like 3 days..


I think she i trying to tell you something Ben. ;)

*Waits fgor Caitlin and Katt's Bitch fight :tongue:

hehehe....


* Pokes katt on the face with vodka bottle *


BRING IT KATT!

LOL!
:laugh3:


LOl and i didnt see Katt's post after lol.

Theres enough Ben to share around.

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Shaun
Twilight if you continue to insult my guest of honour, you can consider yourself on the banned list.

I've got some exciting news coming soon, about some very special performances.

Loves it.

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Kornetto
Originally posted by Ninastar

* Pokes katt on the face with vodka bottle *


BRING IT KATT!

*takes off the belt* come on then!
:tongue:

*Breaks bottle of vodka on table so its razor shap*

MMHHHHH HMMMMMMM

[Lewis.]

Is that actually the real Paris hilton?

[Kornetto]

Originally posted by Ninastar


*Breaks bottle of vodka on table so its razor shap*

MMHHHHH HMMMMMMM

*jumps on ninastar and rolls over the table* YEEHHAAA
[not replying fast , need to sing FA song]

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Is that actually the real Paris hilton?

I'm real! Shaun's my BBF for life.

[Hugo]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Is that actually the real Paris hilton?

Yeah, she's a huge BBUK fan.

[Twilight]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Is that actually the real Paris hilton? Nope if i thought it was i would be playing about with her like i am.

[Twilight]

Originally posted by Shaun
Twilight if you continue to insult my guest of honour, you can consider yourself on the banned list.

I've got some exciting news coming soon, about some very special performances. Okay..:sad:

[30stone]

Originally posted by Kornetto
Originally posted by Ninastar


*Breaks bottle of vodka on table so its razor shap*

MMHHHHH HMMMMMMM

*jumps on ninastar and rolls over the table* YEEHHAAA
[not replying fast , need to sing FA song]

Ladies Ladies.

Share me around no need to fight!

[Shaun]

OMFG.

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8877/tibbparty.png

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by Kornetto
Originally posted by Ninastar


*Breaks bottle of vodka on table so its razor shap*

MMHHHHH HMMMMMMM

*jumps on ninastar and rolls over the table* YEEHHAAA
[not replying fast , need to sing FA song]

Ladies Ladies.

Share me around no need to fight!


You Just love it don't you Ben ;)





And i hope i am invited :lovedup: Gaga :tongue:

[Twilight]

Originally posted by LewisLeona
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by Kornetto
Originally posted by Ninastar


*Breaks bottle of vodka on table so its razor shap*

MMHHHHH HMMMMMMM

*jumps on ninastar and rolls over the table* YEEHHAAA
[not replying fast , need to sing FA song]

Ladies Ladies.

Share me around no need to fight!


And i hope i am invited :lovedup: Gaga :tongue: me to lol

[ParisHilton]

I'M REAL YA'LL
http://i42.tinypic.com/33ctaa1.png

ME AND SHAUN ON VACATION IN BARBADOS

[Shaun]

I love that photo, Paris! You look so hot!

[ParisHilton]

I know, right? I'm so glad we encouraged you to wear that blonde weave!!

[Twilight]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
I know, right? I'm so glad we encouraged you to wear that blonde weave!! I'm so sorry i take all i said back:bawling:

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by Kornetto
Originally posted by Ninastar


*Breaks bottle of vodka on table so its razor shap*

MMHHHHH HMMMMMMM

*jumps on ninastar and rolls over the table* YEEHHAAA
[not replying fast , need to sing FA song]

Ladies Ladies.

Share me around no need to fight!

*Suffocates katt and ignores ben*
I need you to myself ben! x

[30stone]

I understand Caitlin..

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by ParisHilton
I know, right? I'm so glad we encouraged you to wear that blonde weave!! I'm so sorry i take all i said back:bawling:

Don't worry God gives us all second chances thats what I learnt in prison!

[GhettoSuperstar]

I'll be there and i'll bring the party.

DJ play that song, til the speakers blow up and we're grindin so wrong!

[Lewis.]

Ben you man*****














:lovedup:







































:tongue:

[Barbie]

Party?? what party??

[Shaun]

Caitlin, you ever even so much as blink at my Kornetto again and the only party you'll be going to is Conzors' Bar Mitzvah.

[Z]

Lady GaGa? Sick.

[Harry!]

Can I come?

[Twilight]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by ParisHilton
I know, right? I'm so glad we encouraged you to wear that blonde weave!! I'm so sorry i take all i said back:bawling:

Don't worry God gives us all second chances thats what I learnt in prison! :hug:

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by ParisHilton
I know, right? I'm so glad we encouraged you to wear that blonde weave!! I'm so sorry i take all i said back:bawling:

Don't worry God gives us all second chances thats what I learnt in prison! :hug:

Don't touch me please, this outfit costs more than your home.

[Kornetto]

But Ben I need you too!

Lol Shaun :bigsmile:

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by Shaun
Caitlin, you ever even so much as blink at my Kornetto again and the only party you'll be going to is Conzors' Bar Mitzvah.

You said it all shaun :tongue:

[ParisHilton]

Shaun I should perform songs from my album!

[Twilight]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by ParisHilton
I know, right? I'm so glad we encouraged you to wear that blonde weave!! I'm so sorry i take all i said back:bawling:

Don't worry God gives us all second chances thats what I learnt in prison! :hug:

Don't touch me please, this outfit costs more than your home. yeah i believe that aswell:hugesmile:

[30stone]

Originally posted by Kornetto
But Ben I need you too!

Lol Shaun :bigsmile:

LOl ahah i love this.


Though if im going to be a bouncer ill be on the door all night or like personal guard for special guests lol.

You 2 should sspend the night together get to know eachother so when i finish there will be no fighting.

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Twilight
Originally posted by ParisHilton
I know, right? I'm so glad we encouraged you to wear that blonde weave!! I'm so sorry i take all i said back:bawling:

Don't worry God gives us all second chances thats what I learnt in prison! :hug:

Don't touch me please, this outfit costs more than your home. yeah i believe that aswell:hugesmile:

Thank you! :lovedup:

[Hugo]

update
im performing.
ty

[Twilight]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
Shaun I should perform songs from my album! Please do i love your songs.

[30stone]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
Shaun I should perform songs from my album!

Please don't worry yourself doing somthing like that just enjoy your night..






















Don't want to have to clear the place out because you sing the police will come asking whos died.

[ParisHilton]

If Hugo can perform, the standard isn't that high.

[ParisHilton]

Thank you Twilight! I have a new album out this summer, you should buy it!

OMG Robin-Van-Perfect! I'm a great singer!

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Shaun
Caitlin, you ever even so much as blink at my Kornetto again and the only party you'll be going to is Conzors' Bar Mitzvah.


*hugs kornetto and apoligises*

[Kornetto]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect

LOl ahah i love this.

Though if im going to be a bouncer ill be on the door all night or like personal guard for special guests lol.

You 2 should sspend the night together get to know eachother so when i finish there will be no fighting.

Well that isn't really going to happen is it? Perhaps i'll try. But it'd turn out worse love.

[Shaun]

Paris, baby, if you want to own the stage then we'll definitely fit you in.

Hugo, no.

[Kornetto]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Originally posted by Shaun
Caitlin, you ever even so much as blink at my Kornetto again and the only party you'll be going to is Conzors' Bar Mitzvah.


*hugs kornetto and apoligises*

[Oops did not read this lol]

*hugs back* lets learn some moves. xD

[30stone]

Lol see you can get on fine. :hug:

[Twilight]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
Thank you Twilight! I have a new album out this summer, you should buy it!
OMG yaaaay

[ParisHilton]

Thank you Shaun!

[SiaSiaSia]

Message original : Shaun
Paris, baby, if you want to own the stage then we'll definitely fit you in.

Hugo, no.

Can Conzors perform?

[Z]

Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Message original : Shaun
Paris, baby, if you want to own the stage then we'll definitely fit you in.

Hugo, no.

Can Conzors perform?

This.

[ParisHilton]

*starts rehearsing 'Turn You On'*

[Stu]

If any of you want a freelance pharmacist, I am their. I can also do this really amazing trick with a lighter, a bag of pretzels, and a used condom.

[Twilight]

Paris do you think you get me 100% in to this party

[ParisHilton]

Originally posted by Twilight
Paris do you think you get me 100% in to this party

Yes honey, but it will take some convincing! Shaun is pretty menopausal sometimes! hehe.

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Lol see you can get on fine. :hug:

Mine was for you hun! xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Twilight]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
Originally posted by Twilight
Paris do you think you get me 100% in to this party

Yes honey, but it will take some convincing! Shaun is pretty menopausal sometimes! hehe. OK babe:lovedup:

[30stone]

Originally posted by Zee
Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Message original : Shaun
Paris, baby, if you want to own the stage then we'll definitely fit you in.

Hugo, no.

Can Conzors perform?

This.

What does "this" mean?

[ParisHilton]

And they say I'm stupid!

[30stone]

Originally posted by ParisHilton
And they say I'm stupid!

What does it mean then.

[Stu]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by Zee
Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Message original : Shaun
Paris, baby, if you want to own the stage then we'll definitely fit you in.

Hugo, no.

Can Conzors perform?

This.

What does "this" mean?
Forum Speak Definition - This - ''Th-Izz'' - Slang - E.G. - ''I agree in full with the above quoted statement.''

[30stone]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by Zee
Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Message original : Shaun
Paris, baby, if you want to own the stage then we'll definitely fit you in.

Hugo, no.

Can Conzors perform?

This.

What does "this" mean?
Forum Speak Definition - This - ''Th-Izz'' - Slang - E.G. - ''I agree in full with the above quoted statement.''

Ahh right cheers.

i was expecting it to be like

T
H
I
S

And each mean somthing, but i did think it meant, i agree.

[Z]

Nicely explained, Stu.

[Shaun]

The guestlist is in the first post. If you're not on it, I don't want to see your face come May 29.

[Stu]

Originally posted by Zee
Nicely explained, Stu.
Why thank you. I take pride in my rare showings of clarity :thumbs:.

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO SHAUN

[Harry!]

Not fair, I want to come!

[Stu]

I shall be coming as Tee-Hee from Roger Moores James Bond voodoo classic ''Live & Let Die''.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/7512.gif

[Shaun]

Then you better try and get to be somebody's +1 then :)

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Shaun
Then you better try and get to be somebody's +1 then :)

How do I do that.

[Hugo]

VIP Room list?

[30stone]

Bouncers don't need to be on guest list, Bouncers control th guest list.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Hugo
VIP Room list?

.....is for VIP's only. Next please.

[Deirdre]

I never wanted to be on your stupid guestlist anyway :sad:

[Harry!]

Some of the members are banned/dont go on TiBB anymore anyway. I could fit there place.

[Ninastar]

YAY!! THANK YOU SHAUN!! ILYSFM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:love ::love::love::love::love::hug::flowers:

[Twilight]

YAY yay yay yay:lovedup:

[Stu]

AINT' NO PARTY...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/kingofthering/aintno.jpg

...LIKE A GRAEME STICKINGS PARTY!...

[Harry!]

Magic is now banned.

Magic is Offline
Banned

[Shaun]

Deirdre, I totally forgot :( I'm sorry. I'll make sure Ben and the others let you in.

I'll work on the VIP Room, Hugo.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Shaun
Deirdre, I totally forgot :( I'm sorry. I'll make sure Ben and the others let you in.

I'll work on the VIP Room, Hugo.

Can I come in then

[Shaun]

Stop talking to me please.

[Stu]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Shaun
Deirdre, I totally forgot :( I'm sorry. I'll make sure Ben and the others let you in.

I'll work on the VIP Room, Hugo.

Can I come in then
I would rather let Adolf Hitler give me a footrub and a hosedown. Now please give up.

[30stone]

Originally posted by Ninastar
YAY!! THANK YOU SHAUN!! ILYSFM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:love ::love::love::love::love::hug::flowers:

You got in coz i asked :lovedup:

[CiaraD]

YAY!!!!! :spin:
thank youu

[Harry!]

:sad: Give me a valid reason why [Valid reasons are not: noone likes you , you are annoying , simalar things like that] then I will leave this thread intill the 29th
of may.

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Originally posted by Ninastar
YAY!! THANK YOU SHAUN!! ILYSFM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:love ::love::love::love::love::hug::flowers:

You got in coz i asked :lovedup:

really?? I love you even more then!! I dont even think its possible!!! :tongue::hug::hug::hug::hug:

[Stu]

Originally posted by Harry.
:sad: Give me a valid reason why [Valid reasons are not: noone likes you , you are annoying , simalar things like that] then I will leave this thread intill the 29th
of may.
Nobody likes you and you are annoying. Is it the 29th yet?

[Shaun]

Harry, you can come in, but only if you perform a Madonna medley consisting of "Hung Up", "4 Minutes" and "Ray of Light", whilst under the influence of LSD, and wearing a gladiator outfit.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by Harry.
:sad: Give me a valid reason why [Valid reasons are not: noone likes you , you are annoying , simalar things like that] then I will leave this thread intill the 29th
of may.
Nobody likes you and you are annoying. Is it the 29th yet?

Not valid.
Not leaving.

I meant I will be back on the 29th may trying to get in.

[Captain.Remy]

Shaun ! :shocked::shocked:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Shaun
Harry, you can come in, but only if you perform a Madonna medley consisting of "Hung Up", "4 Minutes" and "Ray of Light", whilst under the influence of LSD, and wearing a gladiator outfit.

4 mins is my worst Madonna song.

[Stu]

Originally posted by Shaun
Harry, you can come in, but only if you perform a Madonna medley consisting of "Hung Up", "4 Minutes" and "Ray of Light", whilst under the influence of LSD, and wearing a gladiator outfit.
I was going to do that anyway.

[Shaun]

Well then if you're going to clash with Stu, you can manage the coat room.

Rémy! How dare I forget :shocked: *adds you and Deirdre*

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Shaun
Well then if you're going to clash with Stu, you can manage the coat room.

Rémy! How dare I forget :shocked: *adds you and Deirdre*

I manage the coat room then. I can be crella devill then.

[Stu]

Can I bring the reanimated corpse of Tupac Shakur as my guest?

[Shaun]

Added Rémy and Deirdre.

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Shaun
Well then if you're going to clash with Stu, you can manage the coat room.

Rémy! How dare I forget :shocked: *adds you and Deirdre*

That's alright BETCH ! We're going to bring it. :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Stu
Can I bring the reanimated corpse of Tupac Shakur as my guest?

He'll look brilliant suspended from the ceiling. But if you insist on him being your +1, I have no qualms.

[Z]

Oh hell yes, I'm near the top of the invite list.

[Captain.Remy]

http://i41.tinypic.com/rhv4hi.gif

Already tripping LMAO

[Tom4784]

*Struts in again*

I knew i'd be in, I AM TIBB's FAVOURITE SINGER after all. *throws coat at Harry*

Let's talk outfits.

[Kornetto]

Thank you for letting me come :love:

[Deirdre]

http://www.fuzzco.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/yay.jpg

Thanks Shaun:hug:

[Firewire]

I'll manage without coming to this party.

[Tom4784]

Thanks for the invite!:blush:

[Hugo]

I'm having a mani-pedi this day, rain check?

[Dom:D]

Yay!!!
Thanks for the invite!!!!=)

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Firewire
I'll manage without coming to this party.

Yeah, I hear there's a sale on at Peacocks that day. Have fun xoxo

[Shaun]

Much love to JD. for redesigning the invite:

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9236/shaunsday.png

[ParisHilton]

That's hot.

[Princess]

Yayyyy I'm on the guestlist :bigsmile:

[Shaun]

http://www.tonguechic.com/assets/0002/1615/040_FP1083_Audrey-Hepburn-Breakfast-at-Tiffany-s-Posters.jpg

I'm coming in that, so if any of you sluts clash, you're being shown the door by Ben and co.

[JohnnyBB]

oh im on the guest list sure ill take my shirt off ill take my pants off for you shaun!

i love the way everyones names up and i have a big long tag haha

[Shaun]

You spoil me Johnny :)

[hannah.]

:(

[Shaun]

I didn't know you were coming back. Try and get Sia to bring you as her +1.

[Jen]

UMG. Shaun.
I have planned this around my whole year.

I heard some Z's (Not Greg) wanted to Gate Crash. Security?

[Shaun]

I've got Andy, andyman, David, 30stone and Aint_mad_atcha on the door :)

[bronaaaa]

Oh thanks :lovedup:
I'll have to buy a tux now ^o)

[hannah.]

ok i'm coming with soph, she has no choice.

OMG I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR *panicpanicpanic*

[Z]

Originally posted by hannah.
ok i'm coming with soph, she has no choice.

OMG I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR *panicpanicpanic*

-whispers- nothing!

[Locke.]

Nothing?

[JohnnyBB]

Originally posted by hannah.
ok i'm coming with soph, she has no choice.

OMG I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR *panicpanicpanic*

you should go naked like me.. i am gonna give shaun a lil lap dance in the vip box :whistle:

ill have him like my banna when im finnished with him hehe!

[Z]

LOL, three of us in a row suggesting naked Hannah.


You must do it Hannah.

[Lewis.]

Yay. i am invited (L) *Searches for present*

[Shaun]

Err, there's a dress code. I plan you all to be naked by the END of the night, but to start off there'll be minimal nudity.

[HeatherTWx]

Aww thanks (:

[Captain.Remy]

I still have my Dark Vader costume I did wear once for a friend's party (the pic is on Facebook I think lol). Can I wear it Shaun ? I promise I didn't do anything nasty with it...yet lol:bigsmile: :spin2:

[30stone]

Can be a real bouncer now (=

[hannah.]

the crowds have spoken, i shall wear nothing!

[hannah.]

ok, i'll wear a bow tie :)

[Shaun]

*wipes tears*

this will be a disaster

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by hannah.
the crowds have spoken, i shall wear nothing!

If you do that I AM NOT TURNING UP WITH YOU
.. because you'd have stolen my outfit

[hannah.]

Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Originally posted by hannah.
the crowds have spoken, i shall wear nothing!

If you do that I AM NOT TURNING UP WITH YOU
.. because you'd have stolen my outfit

I SAID I WAS WEARING A BOWTIE! chill dfuc out :kiss:

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by hannah.
Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Originally posted by hannah.
the crowds have spoken, i shall wear nothing!

If you do that I AM NOT TURNING UP WITH YOU
.. because you'd have stolen my outfit

I SAID I WAS WEARING A BOWTIE! chill dfuc out :kiss:

Hahahahahhaha
I'm actually going to be dressed up as a banana. I think people will appreciate it.

[Tom4784]

I've already got my outfit sorted.


*orders Mankini*

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Dezzy
I've already got my outfit sorted.


*orders Mankini*

I'm excited already

[Shaun]

I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight!!!!

[MrGaryy]

*irons two-piece, polished nipple ring*

i think I'm all set!

[30stone]

Bouncer Clothing CHECK.

Im sorted (=

[Fom]

I will be turning up at 4am... stylishly late :dazzler:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Shaun
*wipes tears*

this will be a disaster

Because I wasn't invited, Im still incharge of the cloak room right?

[Shaun]

Of course you are, Harry.

-puts up decorations-