Which person do you get on this site?

[Christina]

Harry.. what do you mean lol?

[Christina]

Harry.. what do you mean lol?

[Ramsay]

Stranger: hi
You: jai ho
Stranger: asl?
You: 12 f uk
Stranger: pics?
You: dude
You: ..
You: wtf
You: im 12!!

[hannah.]

Stranger: do you wonna cybersex?
You: do you like big brother?
Stranger: no
You: then no

[Twilight]

You: do you like big brother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:sad:

[hannah.]

emily you copycat!

that happens to me like every other time

[Shaun]

Whoever keeps doing that, ****.

I don't want to cyber with azns ktx.

[Twilight]

Originally posted by hannah.
emily you copycat!

that happens to me like every other time I wanted to see if the same thing happned to me and it

[Firewire]

Someone who likes Big Brother.

She is from Manchester and is 18.

Trying to get her to come on TiBB.

[Firewire]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: olive
You: Do you like Big Brother?
Stranger: Love him
Stranger: he watches me sleep
You: It isn't a person dear
Stranger: i know
Stranger: coldwar
Stranger: i was tehre


Weird

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Christina
Harry.. what do you mean lol?

I donno

[Harry!]

You: i love ponies
Stranger: I love unicorns.
You: i love hot sex
Stranger: I love gary oak.
You: WHO IS GARY OAK
Stranger: WHERE IS JOHN CONNOR?
You: What is susan boyle
Stranger: A walrus.

[hannah.]

LMAO harry

[Harry!]

Stranger: i lost the game
You: you smell of BO
Stranger: i know
You: You reak
Stranger: your mom is black
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Harry!]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: oy?
You: I did a **** in your house
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i ate it
You: What did it taste of?
Stranger: good
Stranger: it's like cocacola
You: nice
Stranger: **** you :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL

[Firewire]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you like Britney Spears?
Stranger: oh )
Stranger: yeap
You: Yay! So do I!
Stranger: let's **** her togetger!
You: M/F?
Stranger: m
You: Same
Stranger: lets ))
You: Yeah okay
Stranger: she was sexy dirty little bitxh some years ago
You: :O

[Christina]

I think i'm scaring some guy by talking like a gangsterr lool!

[Harry!]

I am having a row about Madonna atm.

[Ross]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello,miss
You: hello... i'm a bloke.
Stranger: bloke?whot you meen?
You: i'm a boy, not a miss.

[Christina]

I have a feeling i may have just spoken to Harry LOL!

[SiaSiaSia]

You: Jai ho!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m?
You: m
You: you?
You: sorry
You: i mean fm
You: it's hard to tell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

[SiaSiaSia]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am so wet for oyu
Stranger: you
You: hi hannah

[hannah.]

Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am so wet for oyu
Stranger: you
You: hi hannah

LMAO soph

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Christina
I have a feeling i may have just spoken to Harry LOL!

Not just then. Did I say you were sam?

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by hannah.
Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am so wet for oyu
Stranger: you
You: hi hannah

LMAO soph

they didn't get it, but i found it hilarious :P

[Christina]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: no way!
You: HELLO BORIS
You: wat
Stranger: seriously?
You: OMG I KNOW
Stranger: sure i'm sure!!
You: I WAS LIKE WTF
Stranger: but then he said OMG
You: AND I SAID ****
You: AND HE WENT ... OI BRAV
Stranger: AND I WAS LIKE ROFLMAO
You: AND I WAS LIKE LMFAO!!
Stranger: and then i said "the game"
You: and i said ur game sucks :P
Stranger: oh snap

[Christina]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Christina
I have a feeling i may have just spoken to Harry LOL!

Not just then. Did I say you were sam? Oh no, i thought it was you cos you said hola ;P

[hannah.]

Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Originally posted by hannah.
Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am so wet for oyu
Stranger: you
You: hi hannah

LMAO soph

they didn't get it, but i found it hilarious :P

you wishh i was wet for you, biatch

[Firewire]

Stranger: ooi
You: ooi
Stranger: GRÊEEEMIO
You: Me.. don't... speak.. Vietnamese

[MarkWaldorf]

:laugh3:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Christina
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Christina
I have a feeling i may have just spoken to Harry LOL!

Not just then. Did I say you were sam? Oh no, i thought it was you cos you said hola ;P

No just was talking to a vile person who called me names.

[Christina]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Christina
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Christina
I have a feeling i may have just spoken to Harry LOL!

Not just then. Did I say you were sam? Oh no, i thought it was you cos you said hola ;P

No just was talking to a vile person who called me names. Not me then lol.

[Firewire]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: vivienne?
You: PEGGY!
Stranger: vivienne?
You: It's me Vivienne!
Stranger: no its not
Stranger: im not peggy
You: Your not.
You: Ooops.
You: Sorry.
You: Isn't this the bingo?
You: Sorry. I am 88, I get mixed up.
Stranger: no its the national sex hotline
You: I'm looking for Peggy
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ross]

I'm talking to someone Spanish hehe.

[Christina]

OMFG!
I FOUND SOMEONE FROM SOUTH WEST LONDON WHO LIVES NEAR A COLLEGE THAT I GOT INTO LMAO. AND HE SAID IT ALL FIRST... haha soz im excited now :P

[Firewire]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi,asl?
You: Is that Peggy?
You: I'm a little confused
You: I am 88 dear
Stranger: jimmy?is that you?
You: I am on this tinterweb. I get mixed up. Isn't this the Bingo?
Stranger: yeah
You: Oh good
Stranger: 23
Stranger: 12
You: Is Peggy here?
Stranger: peggy is at bathroom
You: It's Ina.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Christina
OMFG!
I FOUND SOMEONE FROM SOUTH WEST LONDON WHO LIVES NEAR A COLLEGE THAT I GOT INTO LMAO. AND HE SAID IT ALL FIRST... haha soz im excited now :P

Omg LOL

[Christina]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Christina
OMFG!
I FOUND SOMEONE FROM SOUTH WEST LONDON WHO LIVES NEAR A COLLEGE THAT I GOT INTO LMAO. AND HE SAID IT ALL FIRST... haha soz im excited now :P

Omg LOL

Hahaha and they're like really nice.. can't beleive i was acting like a crazy bitch when the convo started!

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Christina
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Christina
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Christina
I have a feeling i may have just spoken to Harry LOL!

Not just then. Did I say you were sam? Oh no, i thought it was you cos you said hola ;P

No just was talking to a vile person who called me names. Not me then lol.

Thank god!

[Harry!]

Im pretending to be SuBo!

[Harry!]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: My name is Susan Boyle
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: madness i suppoused
Stranger: XD
Stranger: suppose
You: Not good , I am so upset I did not win Britans Got Talent all because I was a good person to win
Stranger: hahaha
You: I wish Diversity well in the future
Stranger: you are very ugly
Stranger: **** me
You: Nobodys perfect love
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: i have a nice dick
Stranger: still vigin?
You: No thank you, Pearce has offered me a date to a posh dinner
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: bye
Stranger: !!^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hannah.]

PLEASE CAN EVERYONE START ALL CONVERSATIONS WITH JAI HO

Capitals hannah...

[Harry!]

Originally posted by hannah.
PLEASE CAN EVERYONE START ALL CONVERSATIONS WITH JAI HO

I will Hannah!

[Christina]

Okay im gonna do that now.. but i miss my South West London friend haha!

[hannah.]

im having the first proper conversation with someone on there

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Christina
Okay im going to do that now.. but i miss my South West London friend haha!

Load up another window then you can chat to them both!

[SiaSiaSia]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JAI HO
Stranger: hai?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JAI HO!
Stranger: nbr lan göt

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: /b/??
You: JAI HO

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JAI HO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.



this will be a long time

[Christina]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JAI HO
Stranger: JAI HO!
You: Yay you said it back :D
Stranger: YAY 4 YAYZ
You: YAYY :d
You: :D*
Stranger: so
Stranger: how are you
You: IM GREAT
You: u
Stranger: IM FRIKKIN AMAZING COLLINE DE BINE.
You: whos colline de bine
Stranger: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’
………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’,
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[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by hannah.
im having the first proper conversation with someone on there

Same! He added me on MSN :)
now i'm talking to an american.

[Christina]

I got told off :(

[Christina]

LOL the person i just called a barstard is now chatting to me about Skins he/she is actually really nice lmao!

[hannah.]

we need to wait until theres like 100 people on there then there'll be more chance of finding eachother haha

[Loukas]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

You: help me!
Stranger: need help
You: yes!
Stranger: wit wat
You: im scared!
Stranger: of
You: im really high!!
Stranger: on what
You: weeeeeed baby!
Stranger: uu don need weed
Stranger: u need Jesus
You: weeeeeeed
Stranger: i gotta pray for u
You: but weeeeeeed!
Stranger: u shud come me church
You: GIVE ME ****ING WEED
Stranger: i need to get that demon in you
Stranger: get it off u
You: NO! IT'S MINE!
Stranger: **** YOU AND FIX YOUR LIFE.
You: WEEEEEED
Stranger: YOUR GOING TO HELL!
You: ****!
Stranger: IM DISSAPOINTED!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Christina]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JAI HO
You: u barstard..
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Oh i see...
You: oh soz
Stranger: your just loevly
Stranger: lovely*
You: i thought you wouldnt reply
You: noo i am
You: :(
Stranger: ok lol well try again... hello
You: JAI HO ... Hey :D
Stranger: how are you?
You: im great thanks u
Stranger: im good ta :)
You: haha good good
Stranger: where you from?
You: london you
Stranger: Ohhh Bristol :)
You: Lol ooh where skins is filmed
Stranger: indeedy :)
Stranger: Im not like them though :) altough my friend was an extra...
You: cool i love that programme.. i have the posters
You: ooh really thats soo good
You: id love to try and be on it but its a bit too sexual for me i wouldnt like to do all that.. just the acting
Stranger: yeh it was cool :) you know in the first episode of the 2nd series? all the hott girls in the corridor she was the one rubbing herself....
Stranger: Yeh too sexual for me too
You: i cant remember.. wat bit was that lol?
You: ohh i think i do!
You: loool
You: was she haha
Stranger: when ermm... freddie and cook and jay were in college and they walked down a corridor and effy at the end at a vending machine
You: omg yep i remember LOL
Stranger: yehhh :D shes a bit of a slut altogether tbhhhh.... XD
You: LOOOL evil :P


The conversation carrys on lool.

[Firewire]

Start your convo with TiBB. So we can find each other.

[Christina]

Aww i'm talking to this really lovely person haha, i missed BB for this site :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL Christina :laugh:

[Shaun]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: oh no
Stranger: oh yes
You: my mommy told me not to talk to strangers
Stranger: that's too bad
Stranger: strangers have thebest candy
You: oh you have candy?
Stranger: back in my van
You: omg can i have some
Stranger: hahah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tom]

I just made myself laugh :whistle:

Stranger: hi
You: bye
You have disconnected.

[Tom]

Stranger: i love moto gp and anal sex

[Harry!]

The best chats are if you talk dirty or have a argument

[Jen]

Stranger: Mazda, Toyota, or Ford?
You: Ford.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Shitter... :sad:

[Harry!]

You: I smell of garlic
Stranger: ew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:sad:

[Harry!]

Stranger: hi
You: I love to open my mouth
Stranger: do u like dick in it
You: I love a nice gobstopper in it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jack_]

First time just now, I don't think they like me. :sad:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi im an 87 year old man looking to lick an arsecrack out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Harry!]

Poor Jack :sad:

[Tom]

You: Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

Stranger: yo
Stranger: wats up?
You: I made a man with eyes of coal
and a smile so bewitchin'.
How was I supposed to know
that my mom was dead in the kitchen?
La lalala laaa la lala La lalala la la...

Stranger: what is this?
You: And they found their bodies the very next day,
they found their bodies the very next day,
la la la, la la la, la la la...

Stranger: Freak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:sad:

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Tom
I just made myself laugh :whistle:

Stranger: hi
You: bye
You have disconnected.

this made me laugh as well :D

[Z]

I like Firewire's idea of starting conversations with TiBB; but only do it when there's 100ish people on Omegle!

[Z]

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: form ?
Stranger: from?
You: scotland
You: you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: where abouts ?
You: Aberdeen, you?
Stranger: edinburgh ...
Stranger: f or m
You: male
Stranger: klkl .. age ?
You: 17. age? male/female?
Stranger: female and turning 16 ...
Stranger: you got msn ?
You: yeah.
Stranger: can i have :)
You: no.
You have disconnected.



LOLLLLLLL.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Zee
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: form ?
Stranger: from?
You: scotland
You: you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: where abouts ?
You: Aberdeen, you?
Stranger: edinburgh ...
Stranger: f or m
You: male
Stranger: klkl .. age ?
You: 17. age? male/female?
Stranger: female and turning 16 ...
Stranger: you got msn ?
You: yeah.
Stranger: can i have :)
You: no.
You have disconnected.



LOLLLLLLL.

LMFAO, You meanie.

[Harry!]

You: I chooped my c**k off with a axe
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: did it splurt blood
Stranger: everywhere
You: All over the place! Now I am a woman now!
Stranger: you will never be a woman
Stranger: if your balls remain intact
Stranger: too much testosterone
Stranger: finish the feat
Stranger: live the dream
You: coward
Stranger: i know you are
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Z]

I'm pretending to be Karen Matthews... I'm doing it in a really subtle way though, I'm killing myself laughing.

[Jen]

Originally posted by Zee
I'm pretending to be Karen Matthews... I'm doing it in a really subtle way though, I'm killing myself laughing.


LOL :sad:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Zee
I'm pretending to be Karen Matthews... I'm doing it in a really subtle way though, I'm killing myself laughing.

Who is she?

[HeatherTWx]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hey
Stranger: This is Jane from Bath England
You: im from liverpool (:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How lovely. Mustn't of like were i was from! :/

[Harry!]

Stranger: hey
You: I love toast
Stranger: with peanut butter and honey on it?
You: jam
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dont like jam then

[SiaSiaSia]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JAI HO
Stranger: hi
Stranger: loser
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[libra68]

:puzzled::puzzled:

[Harry!]

Chatting to Sia!

EDIT - No I'm not.

[Jen]

This is the only thread I feel safe in.
I'm afraid to post anywhere else...

[Harry!]

Stranger: im a 14 year old girl that wants to cyber
You: I dont give a ****
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

TOLD!!!

[Harry!]

Just done my best Lauren of the Catharine Tate Show. It was strong

[Firewire]

Stranger: do u like baked tomatoes?
You: Never tried them
Stranger: do u want to try?
You: lol No
Stranger: why
You: I don't like Tomatoes
Stranger: omg! but i like tomatoes
You: lol
Stranger: bye, i want to eat baked tomatoes... so i go

lol

[Harry!]

Can someone give me a Little Britain character to pretend toact like [Not Vicky as I have already done her]

[Shaun]

LMFAO i got gemmer-x, yay :D

[Shaun]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jai hoooooo
You: you are the reason that i breathe.
Stranger: haha you on tibb? asl
You: i don't suppose you're from TiBB
You: oh my god
You: :O who are you
Stranger: LOL Gemma. you? :)
You: LMAO
You: take a guess :P

[Jen]

YEY Shaun.

[Gemmer-x]

Originally posted by Shaun
LMFAO i got gemmer-x, yay :D

yay us. :hugesmile:

[Jen]

Hahaha.

You: Jai ho
Stranger: hi
You: TiBB?
Stranger: teensy itsey baby butt?

[HeatherTWx]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello there
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: teenager/F/Liverpool
You: you?
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: you are a girl
You: yup
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: but i dont belieave you
Stranger: :(
You: why?
Stranger: do you have webcam~
Stranger: ?
You: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

number 1 right, why would i lie about being a girl. honestly !
number 2 he/she found out i didnt have cam so disconnected! what a creep!

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Jen
Hahaha.

You: Jai ho
Stranger: hi
You: TiBB?
Stranger: teensy itsey baby butt?

LOL 'teensy itsey baby butt'

[Twilight]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are u a wierdo?
You: nope

Stranger: damn
Stranger: well
Stranger: Maybe I can be wierd enough for both of us
You: ok
Stranger: U dont talk very much?
You: i don't?
Stranger: I dont seems like that
Stranger: asl?
You: 13 f uk
Stranger: Hm
Stranger: I may belive u, but
Stranger: Nothing is true at the internet
You: nope that true
Stranger: I'm 17 m from sweden, u can belive it if u want to
You: i do
Stranger: I could be a 64 years old pedo who wants to see u nude
Stranger: I hope u dont trust anyone
Stranger: Cuz u shouldent
You: i don't
Stranger: I hope u have learnd somethnig, if u are 13 years old
Stranger: U were not wierd enough
Stranger: And neither was I
Stranger: Have a nice day (?), I hope u survive tomorrow
Stranger: god bless u
Your conversational partner has disconnected

....He was talking to me like i was 5 bitch

[Twilight]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: HEY
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: HEY
You: 13 f uk
Stranger: lol
Stranger: -.-''
You: what
Stranger: i knew it -.-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Firewire]

Stranger: HACKING COMPUTER...
Stranger: LOADING...
Stranger: UPLOADING TROJAN...
Stranger: UPLOADING TROJAN...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Firewire
Stranger: HACKING COMPUTER...
Stranger: LOADING...
Stranger: UPLOADING TROJAN...
Stranger: UPLOADING TROJAN...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:conf2: That is not good is it.

[Firewire]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Firewire
Stranger: HACKING COMPUTER...
Stranger: LOADING...
Stranger: UPLOADING TROJAN...
Stranger: UPLOADING TROJAN...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:conf2: That is not good is it.

It's obviously fake.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Firewire
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Firewire
Stranger: HACKING COMPUTER...
Stranger: LOADING...
Stranger: UPLOADING TROJAN...
Stranger: UPLOADING TROJAN...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:conf2: That is not good is it.

It's obviously fake.

I know but still

[Jen]

Stranger: Jai Ho
You: Shaun?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

LOL :sad:

[Harry!]

I sware I have chatted to the same person twice

[Deirdre]

You: GAYYY
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: really?
You: No I'm not actually, just random
Stranger: i see.
Stranger: you got my hopes up.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Firewire]

OMG

I am chatting to sarah.y2j

[Sarah.]

Originally posted by Firewire
OMG

I am chatting to sarah.y2j

hahahahha :D

[Firewire]

Originally posted by sarah.y2j
Originally posted by Firewire
OMG

I am chatting to sarah.y2j

hahahahha :D

ikr

What was the chances of that happening?

[Harry!]

Stranger: hi there
Stranger: asl?
You: I have sex with John
Stranger: what a coincidence. I'm john!
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Travis
Stranger: oooh. not my type
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Harry!]

Any chats today?

[*mazedsalv**]

Having a hilarious convo:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: make me horny
You: ok i will
Stranger: k go
You: i did it with my mind
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: it worked
You: i knew i was good
You: just glad u were impressed
Stranger: i came
Stranger: in like
Stranger: a second
You: wow, i think thats a record
Stranger: me too
You: bt is it really?
You: maybe its not a record
Stranger: maybe not
Stranger: sure felt good thoguh
You: i knew it! wait, are u male or female?
Stranger: for me to know and you to find outtt
You: ohh kinky
Stranger: i have my tendancies
Stranger: what are youuu?
You: im a human
Stranger: guy girl both>
You: im a guy
Stranger: oh well im a girl
You: well that works then
Stranger: yes it does
You: have u ever licked windows? i did it earlier
You: and it was quite nice :)
Stranger: i have
Stranger: a car window once
Stranger: from the inside
You: ohh i thought it was just me
You: , yes me too from the inside
You: i feel sane now, i thought it was weird to do that
Stranger: man its weird we have soemtghing so odd in common
You: i know, its like its destiny......
You: yehh mayne not
Stranger: oh well fine then
You: fine hoo?
You: im confused
Stranger: i say we say its destiny
Stranger: lets get married
You: yes defenitley, but we dont know what we look like
Stranger: and we can have window licking children
Stranger: i know what i look like
You: yess i always wanted those children
Stranger: im sorry you dont know wht you look like
Stranger: =]
You: yess im afraid im a vampire and cant see my own reflecion.... life is difficcult :(
Stranger: awww
You: i know:(
Stranger: vampires have sex appeal though
You: yes they do, and thats why im proud
Stranger: and i like to be bitten
You: ohh thats good, i mite a little too hard
Stranger: no such thing as too hard
You: ohh isnt there? we'll see
Stranger: no
Stranger: its kinky
You: yess im with u on that one
Stranger: its such a turn on for me
You: i turn myself one when i bite myself
You: it always happens
Stranger: oh?
You: yepp its true
Stranger: sex
Stranger: y
You: very

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL

[Tom]

'window licker' refers to something else up here :joker:

[Shaun]

Aw, some American boy has just come out to me. Bless.

[Shaun]

And I'm still talking to him. Hurrah a friend.

[Ross]

Shaun, leave little american boys alone. Their so emotional.

[Shaun]

I will when you leave the 15 year old girl alone.

[MarkWaldorf]

This site is so last week

Then again, I guess out-dated trends is your forté Shaun.

[Shaun]

Oh hi mark you washed your wet sheets yet? i heard you got a little excited after the circus. :hug:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Shaun
Oh hi mark you washed your wet sheets yet? i heard you got a little excited after the circus. :hug:

LMAO how have I just seen this?

[Ross]

I got a canadian girl she's very sweet called Natalie and 18 :thumbs2:

[MarkWaldorf]

:devil: