Which person do you get on this site?

[MarkWaldorf]

http://omegle.com/

It's like a chat room which connects you with one random person in the world. I'm too scared to use it incase I get a right weirdo. :joker:

[Ramsay]

some guy from canada
his spelling and full stops were perfect
he was ****ing terrifying

[MarkWaldorf]

LOLL

weird conversations with people are the best

[MrGaryy]

i feel i may have some granny.

'Hi Dear'
'ohay'

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL umg

-too scared-

[Ramsay]

You: hi
Stranger: oi, tudo bem?

[MarkWaldorf]

wtf

[Ramsay]

i lol'ed

[Shaun]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: walter?
You: no, lohandra
You: im from portugal!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Daniel__]

I got a 18 year old Girl who lives in Brazil lol

[MarkWaldorf]

pmsl shaun

this guy named zack ditched me when i mentioned my name :/

[MarkWaldorf]

You: hi
Stranger: r u m 16-18 hot italy usa brazil

[MrGaryy]

lol I was ditech 4 times in a row after i started with 'ohay'.
i got and 18 year old boy from California now.

[Ramsay]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: chris?
Stranger: is that u
You: no its karl
Stranger: chase?
You: no wrong again
Stranger: gina?
You: nope its chris
Stranger: jessie?

[MarkWaldorf]

You: 17 m usa
You: you
Stranger: 16 f italy
You: ohay
Stranger: wat u here 4
You: erm
You: sex
Stranger: samee

LMFAO

[Shaun]

You: hey :)
Stranger: Hey stranger
You: hi :P
Stranger: Anyways
Stranger: I came on omegle
Stranger: Because I need help
Stranger: I have a question..
You: oh me too
You: you first
Stranger: You first
Stranger: Mine is rather long..
You: what's a clitoris?
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: So
Stranger: My question
You: ok
Stranger: How do you tell the difference between a GIRL's ass and a GUY's ass?
You: omg good question
You: i just look at the other side
Stranger: HAH
Stranger: Good one
Stranger: If you could though
Stranger: Unfortunately
Stranger: I have a mystery picture
Stranger: And I can't figure it out
You: oooh weird

-leaves-

[Twilight]

You: Hiya bitchs
Stranger: 我日你妈
You: ....
Stranger: 你个老贱人
You: ummm umm yes i agree
Stranger: asl
You: Ya think do ya
Stranger: where are you from
You: The uk you
Stranger: bitchy
Stranger: you not us
You: no uk
Stranger: chia n
Your conversational partner has disconnected

lol

[Ramsay]

You: hello
Stranger: bonjour
You: bonjour to you too xD
Stranger: ca va?
You: sie?
Stranger: quoi?
You: die?
Stranger: quoi?!
Stranger: morte?
Stranger: tu est tres creepy
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Shaun]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: a ceiling :)
Stranger: ooh no.
Stranger: I'm going to have to kill you now.
You: oh ****
You: :(
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: it's unfortunate.
You: make it quick.
Stranger: Mmk.
Stranger: ok....
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: were done.
Stranger: do you feel dead?
You: a little
You: might just be a headache though
Stranger: Right
Stranger: that's normal.
You: How do you know? Have you been dead before?
Stranger: not recently.
You: ah that is a shame
Stranger: Mhm
You: so. Mariah Carey. Isn't she awful?
Stranger: oooh yes.
Stranger: most definately.
You: excellent
Stranger: whatever.
Stranger: I'm sure shell stop being alive soon
Stranger: or somewthing
You: I do hope so
Stranger: anyway.
Stranger: how is your life stranger?
You: it's non-eventful. yours?
Stranger: Same.
Stranger: Finals.
Stranger: thats it.
You: ...finals of what?
Stranger: School finals.
You: Oh I see
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: not fun
You: :\
You have disconnected.

[Ramsay]

that one seemed cool :( ^

[Twilight]

Stranger: Hey
You: So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

Stranger: Indeed.
You: Why are you dressed so scary?
Stranger: wtf?
You: If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend
Stranger: Mean Girls?
You: , I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. Is not your fault you're so gap-toothed
Your conversational partner has disconnected


I gave someone the mean girls talk lol

[Sarah.]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hai
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i wanna talk with asian lady
You: good for you
Stranger: what?
Stranger: r u ?
You: no
You: i'm lithuanian
Stranger: hohoho
You: it's not christmas
Stranger: whatever..
You: mhm
Stranger: lithuanian r asian too.
You: no, they're greek
Stranger: okok
Stranger: it s not a country in asia?
You: no
Stranger: sorry



umkayyy.

[Twilight]

Stranger: hola
You: My name is Taylor Swift
You: you are
Stranger: habla espanol?
Stranger: lol jk
Stranger: my name is joy
Stranger: thats cool, you have the same name as the country singer
You: thats because i am
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well then i guess i shld tell you, i love your music
Stranger: my friends hate you
Stranger: and i have your cd :)
You: Think you so much.
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: well i don't know what to ask a music star...
You: lol ask me anything
Stranger: do you like tokio hotel?
You: yes
Stranger: oh cool so do i

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LOL i think she might have believed me lol

[Ramsay]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: helo
You: how are you
Stranger: fine
Stranger: student?
You: yup
You: you?
Stranger: same to you,university?
You: yup
You: im doing terrible
You: im on my period
You: it sucks
Stranger: you are brave
You: tampons are useless
Stranger: what class?

[Harry!]

You: hello
Stranger: no ching chongs please

I have a racist chatting to me

[Firewire]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cyber sex?
You: Maybe...
Stranger: m or f?/
You: Shemale
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

[Firewire]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hey
Stranger: are youa boy or girl?
You: Boy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WTF

[Firewire]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: where from?
You: The UK
Stranger: good morning
Stranger: usa
You: Cool
Stranger: where in UK?
Stranger: cause I think u are Chinese
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol That was a little weird.

[Twilight]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ㅗㅑ
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: asl
Stranger: sd;'sd
Stranger: sd
You: asl?
Stranger: sd
Stranger: sd
Stranger: sd
Stranger: aaa
You: HUH
You: WTF
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Twilight]

You: HIYA
Stranger: Hi where are you from?
You: THE UK
Stranger: cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[SiaSiaSia]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: how goes irt
Stranger: -r
You: fine you
Stranger: be better
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

[Twilight]

Stranger: hi
You: HIYA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:puzzled:

[MarkWaldorf]

omg this really is a paedophiles paradise LOL

[Tom]

Stranger: heyy
You: hey sexy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ROFL

I love it

[Tom]

You: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :D
Stranger: oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiii
You: youre not very nice are you :(
Stranger: =(
You: im mentally unstable you know
Stranger: sorry=(
You: i like happy happy happy
Stranger: freak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[supernoodles!]

i`ll have a go now

[Tom]

Stranger: hoi
You: i bet you dont like cheese as much as i do
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i think you are right
Stranger: where you from?
You: the moon, you?
Stranger: earth
You: aww thats nice, ive always wanted to go there :)
Stranger: yeah how did you get net on moon?
You: my earth friends have very strong wifi connection
You: it goes down from time to time but it does the job
You: its free
Stranger: thats kool
You: whereabouts on earth do you live? you might live near my friends in england
Stranger: in Finland
You: do you all have shark fins in finland?
Stranger: hahaah
You: anyway nice to meet you, hopefully you can be a new earth friend and you can come and stay over some time on the moon
You: its very nice here, sun is always out
You: bye bye :)
Stranger: yea
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tom]

You: barbara, is that you?
Stranger: ha
Stranger: No
You: betty?
Stranger: No
You: oooh im sorry, i thought i was at online bingo
You: i mustve took a wrong turning, you get confused with old age and this modern technology
Stranger: I'm Peggie
You: in my day you had to actually go somewhere
You: OH PEGGIE! I'm glad its you, I thought you were dead?!
Stranger: ?
You: Oh I'm sorry, I'm on the wrong website again like the time I ended up on a mucky website
Stranger: I live
You: I need to put my glasses on and find my way to bingo
You have disconnected.
---------------

I bet I'm the weirdo noone wants to get :laugh2:

[supernoodles!]

Stranger: hi there
asl ? : )
You: wasssup 19.t.uk
Stranger: what is a t
You: transgender
Stranger: awesome !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:shocked::bawling:

[Sam!]

I went on this months ago with my friends, its ****king hilarious sometimes.

[Deirdre]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: What's up?
You: nothin much u?
Stranger: Booooooring... :D
You: I know, terrible weather
Stranger: Where are you came from?
You: Ireland
Stranger: Oukey
You: you?
Stranger: Finland :p
You: male?
Stranger: Male :p
You: Sexy
Stranger: ?
You: Yeah very
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha

[Jen]

You: Hi
Stranger: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: You're excited.

Your conversational partner has disconnected

:sad::sad::sad:

[Tom]

Stranger: get ur cock out we're about to do gay cyber
You have disconnected.

:shocked:

[30stone]

You: I love you <3
Stranger: Do you want camsex?
You: Yes !!
Stranger: I don't shave im all natural
You: You should shave you dirty B***ard
Stranger: Im about to want to watch?
You: Not really no, thats boring.
Stranger: I have toys
You: Great whats your Msn?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I thought i was in )=

[Jen]

LMFAO.

I want to talk to a wierdo. :sad:

[bronaaaa]

I left when some man from Russia asked my name =o

[Jen]

Stranger: age
You: 16
Stranger: so young
You: Or.. you're so old.
Stranger: must be beautiful
Stranger: i am 20
You: Not that old.
Stranger: older than you
Stranger: what do you like
You: Everything.
Stranger: for example
You: You tell me... what do you like.
Stranger: sports


LMFAO

[Shaun]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: let's get one thing straight; i don't like you, you don't like me.
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Jen]

Aww.. I'm having a really nice conversation about tennis.

[BIG-BRO-FAN]

I am talking to some lady from Taiwan!

[Harry!]

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: where are youfrom ?
Stranger: girl or boy ?
You: From the UK and a boy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fine then!

[Jen]

Okay, our nice conversation about tennis has turned into an argument... LMAO

[Harry!]

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: are you a ******?
You: No
Stranger: :(
You: Why?
Stranger: i love *******
You: Right...

LOL

[Firewire]

You: Oh baby baby if U Seek Amy Tonight
Stranger: oh my god
You: What?
Stranger: what's the meaning?
You: I'm singing a Britney song. You got a problem BITCH?
Stranger: ****
You: I KNOW
Stranger: get out
You: NO
You: EW
You: Don't insult my religion. Britney is our leader.
You: TALK TO ME

EDIT: Apparently it is a Chinese person I am talking to.

[supernoodles!]

i want mine to disconnect and they wont!

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO JEN ily :hugesmile:

[*mazedsalv**]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiya
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where you from?
You: surrey
You: u?
Stranger: japan
You: i like japanese people, i have a friend who is japanese
Stranger: :)

Stranger: m/f?
You: male
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
You: awsome,
Stranger: you too
You: do you like taps?
Stranger: what is taps mean?
You: the taps that has water coming out of it?
Stranger: where is the taps ?can you tell me?

LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!

[MarkWaldorf]

:joker::joker:

[supernoodles!]

im determined not to disconnect but they wont go lol

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL who do you have?

[Jen]

I'm so happy, we have stopped arguing about Federer V Nadal.
We are now talking about Wimbledon. Hahaha.

[Tom]

Stranger: is it normal to have one boob bigger than the other?
You: yep
Stranger: thank you, i was unsure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How odd ...

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO TOM

omg jen, i'm discussing tennis with some girl from the netherlands now.

[Jen]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
LMAO TOM

omg jen, i'm discussing tennis with some girl from the netherlands now.

It's brilliant. Hahaha.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
LMAO TOM

omg jen, i'm discussing tennis with some girl from the netherlands now.

It's brilliant. Hahaha.

LOL are you still talking to that person?

[Jen]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
LMAO TOM

omg jen, i'm discussing tennis with some girl from the netherlands now.

It's brilliant. Hahaha.

LOL are you still talking to that person?

Yes... LOL

[Harry!]

This person is from russia

You: do you watch big brother
Stranger: no
You: we have a russian housemate in our series at the moment
Stranger: i fight with busters
Stranger: i kick his ass
You: its a she and she is a boxer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MarkWaldorf]

aww Jen LOL

:shocked: Harry lmao

[MarkWaldorf]

we're now discussing heidi montag :/

[Shaun]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my breasts are sore.
Stranger: can i lick them and eat them for dinner?
You: definitely
You: name a time and a place
Stranger: well id like to tell you a little bit about myself
You: go ahead!
Stranger: im 23, im a male, im from the ottoman empire
You: oh wow
Stranger: my name is smithsonia
Stranger: tell me about yourself
You: cool name :)
Stranger: thanks honey
You: i'm 19, my name is Ellie and i'm from the UK
Stranger: liar
You: why do you call me a liar?
Stranger: im not very fond of liars, im sorry
You: well
You: i am not a liar, but i am a dragon
You: roar!
Stranger: i dont like those either
You: i think fate is against us
Stranger: wtf are u talking about
Stranger: go get ur tit sucked
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MarkWaldorf]

LMFAO

[Jen]

Shaun... you got sussed. LOL

[Jen]

Aww, my guy had to sleep. I miss him...

[MarkWaldorf]

I wish my girl had to sleep :sad: She's being so personal LOL

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Jen
Shaun... you got sussed. LOL

Tbh I don't think they were 23, called Smithsonia or from the Ottoman Empire [since the latter doesn't exist any longer] BUT I WAS WILLING TO PLAY ALONG.

[Harry!]

Stranger: are you a woman?
You: no Im a man
Stranger: good...
Stranger: want to ****
You: why
Stranger: wait how old are you?
You: 14
Stranger: nevermind then
Stranger: have a nice day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jen]

You: My body is shaking.
You: MY BODY IS SHAKING.
Stranger: omg
Stranger: are you feeling ok?
You: NO.
Stranger: ca i help?
You: Yes pleas.e
Stranger: what do you want me to do?
Stranger: are you dead?
Stranger: oh ****
Stranger: say something!
Stranger: are you ok?
Stranger: do you want me to call 911?
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: don't die in my harms!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL.

[Harry!]

LOL Jen!

[Ninastar]

Stranger: horny?
You: no








Omg.
I think it was maybe harry....

[MarkWaldorf]

Stranger: im a high school girl
You: omg like same!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats totes awesome!
You: IKR

OMG SISTERS

[Ninastar]

LMAO mark!!


Stranger: ..
You: .
Stranger: .
You: ...
..
.
Stranger: ....
You: .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........
Stranger: fock you
You: why?
Stranger: ****
You: why?
Stranger: so so
You: are you having sex?
Stranger: hhh
Stranger: little
Stranger: 500time
You: Ikr.

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL Nina :laugh2:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Stranger: horny?
You: no








Omg.
I think it was maybe harry....

Nope I'm chatting to my second korean today.

[*mazedsalv**]

It wont work anymore.:sad:

[Tom]

I'm actually addicted to this site. Just had the shortest convo ever

You: i have a lip balm stuck up my bum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Iceman]

Got some Chinese guy, he wasn't happy though!

[Harry!]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
It wont work anymore.:sad:

Why , reload the page?

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO TOM

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Tom
I'm actually addicted to this site. Just had the shortest convo ever

You: i have a lip balm stuck up my bum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PMSL!!!


+k!!!

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
It wont work anymore.:sad:

Why , reload the page?
Im trying to click on the link but its not directing me to that, its just loading with a blank page for ages

[Harry!]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
It wont work anymore.:sad:

Why , reload the page?
Im trying to click on the link but its not directing me to that, its just loading with a blank page for ages

Copy and paste the link below into google and click 'Im feeling lucky'

http://omegle.com/

[MarkWaldorf]

Stranger: what do you do in L.A
You: i work for teen voguer
You: vogue
You: you
Stranger: I am a writer
You: oh that's cool! we have writers working here too!
Stranger: You are like one of those girls from las colinas
Stranger: ?
Stranger: I mean 'The Hills'
Stranger: My girl friend loves this program
You: haha really?
Stranger: Yes she is crazy
Stranger: I think it is a very bad program, how you say? Shitty?



;O

[Tom]

why did they go? i don't understand :bawling:

latest one:

Stranger: name, asl
You: Hello, I'm Susan Boyle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm gonna go back to being normal for a bit

[Harry!]

I would laugh if I connected to someone on here! Someone connect with me at the same time please!

[MarkWaldorf]

LMFAOO

[Ninastar]

Stranger: hello?
You: Hi
Stranger: what's up?
You: the sky
You: Joke lol
Stranger: haha
You: Nothing really
Stranger: funny
You: IKR :P
Stranger: what does it mean? ikr?
You: I know right lol
Stranger: aha..
Stranger: where are you from? can i ask?
You: NO!!!
You: Joke
Stranger: oops!
You: England lol you?
Stranger: korea.
Stranger: u know?
You: cool
You: yeh
You: I think so
You: like where is it near?
Stranger: which do you think my side?
Stranger: north or south?
Stranger: no idea?
You: Errmmmm
You: no idea lol
You: I never really leart geography
Stranger: haha....in south korea
You: I moved around too much
You: lol
Stranger: :) you are so cute
You: haha why?
Stranger: just....your talking makes me laugh..haha
You: lol thanks I guess
Stranger: mind if i ask your age?
You: Hmm ok
You: 15
Stranger: wow~
You: ??
Stranger: young chick~
You: and you?
Stranger: maybe you have an ant in same my age
Stranger: i was born in 1977
You: huh ??
Stranger: tooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooold
You: Oh crap I am rubbish at maths
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha



I want to leave!!!!!!

[Annie]

*worried to try*

[Gemmer-x]

Stranger: hi
You: excuse me i like your shoes
Stranger: what?
You: your shoes are some buffting
Stranger: buffting?
You: yus
Stranger: What do you mean
You: they're PENG
Stranger: ?
You: god karen your so stupid

love this site :D

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Annie
*worried to try*

connect with me at the same time and see if I could chat to you lol

[Ninastar]

AHHH!!

It gets worse!!

Stranger: tooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooold
You: Oh crap I am rubbish at maths
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i'm 32
Stranger: that's why i think you are so cute
You: Lol!
You: are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: if you want, you can go get find another friend to talk with
Stranger: i'm a girl
You: Oh right lol




I think she is maybe a lesbian....

[Ninastar]

Originally posted by Gemmer-x
Stranger: hi
You: excuse me i like your shoes
Stranger: what?
You: your shoes are some buffting
Stranger: buffting?
You: yus
Stranger: What do you mean
You: they're PENG
Stranger: ?
You: god karen your so stupid

love this site :D

LMAO!!

[*mazedsalv**]

I've got someone from Italy and we are talking in Italian :tongue:

[Annie]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: WHERE U FROM?
Stranger: russia
You: what age are you
Stranger: 18
Stranger: and you&

Stranger: ?
You: male or female?
You: i am 20 female from UK
Stranger: oh)

Stranger: i male
Stranger: love football?)

You: love the men in shorts haha
Stranger: hah)

Stranger: you beautiful?)

You: most beautiful person in the world
Stranger: i know that)

Stranger: in what city you?
You: near edinburgh in scotland
Stranger: good)



Ahhh is it good because they are like ahhh I know a murderer near them... tracking IP! Ahh

[Annie]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
I've got someone from Italy and we are talking in Italian :tongue:

Thats sexy

[MarkWaldorf]

:laugh3:

[*mazedsalv**]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: location?
Stranger: who are u?
Stranger: italy
You: im from london but im sicilian
Stranger: really
You: mussomeli
Stranger: eh?
Stranger: tel me something in italian
You: thats the place in sicily where im from
You: ciao mi chiamo paulo e la mia famigia sono di Sicilia, ho 16 anni
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: davvero?
You: si
Stranger: io ne ho 18
You: hai 2 di pui di me
Stranger: si
You: interesante, l'unica cosa che mi piace vedere e grande fratello
Stranger: io odio i reality show
You: perche?
Stranger: perche i parteciupanti si attaccano ad una fama senza senso comportandosi da idioti per piacere ad una banda di persone ancora + idiote e instupidite dai loro idoli fatui
You: io mi piace guardare i reality tv, ma federica in grande fratello era molto antipatica
Stranger: nn so neanche chi è
You: niente ci fa :)
Stranger: preferisco la lettura e il pc ai programmi di bassa lega che di solito mandano in onda
You: interesante :)
Stranger: ti piace leggere?
You: non tanto
You: possiamo parlare inglesa ora :), non sono tanto bravo a italiano lol

[Annie]

I keep disconnecting and getting a new stranger. God I dont want to get hooked :bored:

[Harry!]

Can someone connect with me at the same time please

[Annie]

It would be so funny if I got someone from TiBB :tongue:

[MarkWaldorf]

aww salv, found a friend :love:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Annie
It would be so funny if I got someone from TiBB :tongue:

LOL i had a bad feeling i got Tom earlier :laugh:

[Annie]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: how are u?
You: Good thanks
You: u
You: ?
You: where you from?
Stranger: Finw
Stranger: e
Stranger: im from holland where the **** you from?
You: why saying ****? ****




EH RUDE!! :nono:

[Annie]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Annie
It would be so funny if I got someone from TiBB :tongue:

LOL i had a bad feeling i got Tom earlier :laugh:

Haha amazing I want a brit :hugesmile:

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
aww salv, found a friend :love:

Lol, we are speaking english now :bigsmile:

[Tom]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Annie
It would be so funny if I got someone from TiBB :tongue:

LOL i had a bad feeling i got Tom earlier :laugh:

Why? What did they say? :joker:

[Ninastar]

OMFG !! THIS PERSON LIVES 10 MINS AWAY FROM WHERE I USED TO LIVE!!!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Ahh
You: I need help
Stranger: y
You: Do u know alot about computers?
Stranger: yea wuts up
You: Oh ok its fine now lol
Stranger: where u from
You: if went onto widescreen and i couldnt get it ff lol
You: England ayou?
Stranger: usa
You: I used to live there
You: Do u like taco bell
You: I miss it SO much
Stranger: where at
You: Maryland
You: you?
Stranger: yes do i love it
Stranger: maryland
You: Omg woah
You: where about in maryland
Stranger: glen burnie
Stranger: u
You: I lived in severn
You: is that near glen burnie
Stranger: i lived there about 10 years ago and yea
You: really
You: cool lol
You: Have you ever gone to arundel mills?
Stranger: ea
Stranger: yea

[MarkWaldorf]

they said "20 m eng" and i thought it may have been you for a second, because you said you were going to be normal :hugesmile:

[Tom]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
they said "20 m eng" and i thought it may have been you for a second, because you said you were going to be normal :hugesmile:

No, and I'm not 20 :tongue:

When I'm normal I attract weirdos, when I'm being a weirdo I attract normal people! Haven't had a normal conversation yet :joker:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
they said "20 m eng" and i thought it may have been you for a second, because you said you were going to be normal :hugesmile:

No, and I'm not 20 :tongue:

When I'm normal I attract weirdos, when I'm being a weirdo I attract normal people! Haven't had a normal conversation yet :joker:

LMAO!! :hugesmile:

This guy was relatively normal, until he called me a "****ing slut" :shocked:

[Tom]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
they said "20 m eng" and i thought it may have been you for a second, because you said you were going to be normal :hugesmile:

No, and I'm not 20 :tongue:

When I'm normal I attract weirdos, when I'm being a weirdo I attract normal people! Haven't had a normal conversation yet :joker:

LMAO!! :hugesmile:

This guy was relatively normal, until he called me a "****ing slut" :shocked:

Look! Its true!!

You: hi :)
Stranger: sorry you just caught me in the middle of shaving my big hairy muff
You: oh how nice for you, watch you don't get shaving rash now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Some people are disgraceful on this website. Who in their right mind would be a weirdo? :bored:

[MarkWaldorf]

LMFAO

What the actual ****/ :puzzled:

[Tom]

I HAVE SOMEONE NORMAL FROM THE UK!!!!!!!

But shes 14 :laugh:

[Harry!]

Help me, I have someone who wants to marry me

[Jen]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: from ?
You: Belfast.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:sad:

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO JEN

I have a lesbian now

[MarkWaldorf]

Stranger: http://www.real-xxx.com/topshelfpussy-11-ty/girls/pussy15.jpg i like you?

oh shiit

[hannah.]

i think i've got nicky..

Stranger: WUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: ..hi
Stranger: *jump* HOW are UUUUU? XD

[Tom]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
LMAO JEN

I have a lesbian now

I had a Russian lesbian with a shaved head but she was boring

[hannah.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bonjour
Stranger: hello
You: je m'appelle french.
You: je t'aime, mon petit pois
Stranger: lol I'm a stupid american. so i dont understand French :(




ps im aware i said my name is french, i was joking

[hannah.]

i wonder if any of us will get eachother, that'd be odd

[Jen]

I hope we do... LOL

[*mazedsalv**]

Had a convo with this 15 year old girl and she forced me to give her my msn lol, she's from london as well.:tongue:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by hannah.
i wonder if any of us will get eachother, that'd be odd

It would be amazing.

[Jen]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Had a convo with this 15 year old girl and she forced me to give her my msn lol, she's from london as well.:tongue:

You're in there.

[hannah.]

Stranger: MY NAME IS TAYLOR GREY AND MY NUMBER IS 508-332-9837 AND I LIVE ON NANTUCKET MASS IN THE USA AND MY ADDRESS IS 34 ESSEX ROAD SNED ME PICTURES
You: im 54, would you like some pictures?
Stranger: YESSSSSSSS
Stranger: OF UR BALLS
You: ok
You: http://wildasia.net/images/380/16_tiger%20penis1.jpg

[if you're gonna be offended by a tiger's penis don't click]

[Jen]

Stranger: hi im gay
You: Good.
Stranger: are you male and gay
You: Yes... you?
Stranger: yes ..your age from where
You: 19 Uk
Stranger: im 60 sweden
You: Sexy.
Stranger: yes my dick 18 cm ..yours
You: Nice...
Stranger: are you slim
Stranger: do you have cam
You: I don't have cam.
Stranger: ok..are you top or bottom
You: Bottom.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

UMG. LOL.

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Had a convo with this 15 year old girl and she forced me to give her my msn lol, she's from london as well.:tongue:

You're in there.

Lol

[hannah.]

lmao jen!

[hannah.]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i love mature
You: mature what?
Stranger: woman
You: im 12
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


hahahaha

[Harry!]

This person I am taling to is taking durty. Its like its KathyIsASexyBith is talking to me.

[*mazedsalv**]

I find that if i say HORNY at the beginning of the convo, the convo gets really good and interesting, especially if they ae english, because then you find out how random they are.

So if you actually want to have a random good convo, just start the convo saying HORNY!!
:spin:

[hannah.]

salv you are weird.


if anyone gets someone say JAI HO at the beginning of a conversation it's me k

[Jen]

Salv. IHU.

You: HORNY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hannah.]

im doing it too now

[Jen]

You: HORNY
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no i'm not horny ^^


D:

[SiaSiaSia]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: transexual
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jen]

Im scaring people... LMAO
It's Salv's fault.

You: HORNY.
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Me too
Stranger: :P
You: Good.
You: You have cam?
Stranger: No sorry

[SiaSiaSia]

Stranger: hello!
You: how are you? :)
Stranger: great!
Stranger: you?
You: okay!
You: but my lip hurts
Stranger: aww
Stranger: what did you do to it?
You: bit it ahahhaa
You: i look like pete burns
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i look like my mum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tom]

we should all have code phrases for starting a convo in case we bump into each other

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Tom
we should all have code phrases for starting a convo in case we bump into each other

Thats a good idea.

[Locke.]

Originally posted by Tom
we should all have code phrases for starting a convo in case we bump into each other

Yes, I agree.

[Ramsay]

ill always start a convo with jai ho

[Tom]

Stranger: hi
You: hi, i'll cut to the chase, if you're male and after cyber sex im really horny
Stranger: well
Stranger: i am male
Stranger: and could do some cybering
You: great, asl?
Stranger: 20 m usa
You: 13 f uk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL!!!!! I bet he thought he was in best luck ever

I took Salv's advice, it never worked for some reason :bawling:

[\PJ/]

What does asl mean?

[Tom]

Why don't we all start with jai ho?

[Ramsay]

Originally posted by PJ
What does asl mean?

age sex location

[Lewis.]

Everyone start Conversations with...



Hiya, Greetings

[Ramsay]

nah jai ho is more fun:laugh2:

[Locke.]

You: Hello my name is Sree, what is yours?

If anyone gets that, it is me.

[Lewis.]

Jai Ho then!

[Ramsay]

:dance2:

[\PJ/]

Why are these people so wierd.

[Tom]

I'm actually having a political discussion :joker:

[Ramsay]

so am i tom ......?

[Jen]

I miss my tennis friend.
We talked for a hour... D:

[Harry!]

Jen im chatting to you! :dance::dance::dance::dance:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Jen
I miss my tennis friend.
We talked for a hour... D:

D:

[Tom]

Originally posted by kerplunk124
so am i tom ......?

Depends, what are you speaking about and who with?

[Jen]

I FOUND HARRY!

LOL

[Ramsay]

now im talking about globel warming
with laura from USA :laugh2:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Jen
I FOUND HARRY!

LOL

OMG REALLY? LOL

[Jen]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Jen
I FOUND HARRY!

LOL

OMG REALLY? LOL

YES.... LMAO.
We are awesome.

[Harry!]

Stranger: Jai ho
You: who is this are you from tibb
You: eh
Stranger: YES
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: It's Jen...
You: its harry
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: This is brilliant.
You: yey

[Tom]

Originally posted by kerplunk124
now im talking about globel warming
with laura from USA :laugh2:

I was speaking about the BNP getting 2 seats in Euro with 20 m California LOL

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Harry.
Stranger: Jai ho
You: who is this are you from tibb
You: eh
Stranger: YES
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: It's Jen...
You: its harry
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: This is brilliant.
You: yey

:laugh2:

[Ramsay]

You: so i met this perv who wanted to add me on msn even after i told him im a ******
You: im not
You: though
Stranger: there are a lot of creepy people
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you sure?
You: yeah im pretty sure lol
Stranger: your not a ******
Stranger: okay
Stranger: lol
You: must suck havin boobs and a dick at the same time
Stranger: i don't understand why people do that
You: i wonder if for the guys who get their cock off..if they bring it home with them after the operation?xD

[Hugo]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ahoy
Stranger: hi hun
Stranger: WHY DONT WE TRY DEFYING GRAVITY!!!1
Stranger: omg i love musicals!
You: Mark!? LOL
Stranger: wtf?
You: Oh, nevermind
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

[Firewire]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: (-_-)
You: Hey
Stranger: (-_0)
Stranger: (-_-)>hi
You: asl?
Stranger: (>-_-)>?
You: Age, Sex, Location
Stranger: this
Stranger: ......./´¯/)
.............,/¯..//
............/....//
....../´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
.../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
.('(...´...´.....¯~/'...')
..\.................'...../
...'\'...\.........._.·´
.....\..............(
.......\.............\
........\.............\
.........\.............\

[Tom]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Harry.
Stranger: Jai ho
You: who is this are you from tibb
You: eh
Stranger: YES
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: It's Jen...
You: its harry
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: This is brilliant.
You: yey

:laugh2:

Is that real?

[Ninastar]

I will once I get this address off this guy, He lives really near where I used too. He has been to the same places and all! Its really scary and cool!!!

[Jen]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Harry.
Stranger: Jai ho
You: who is this are you from tibb
You: eh
Stranger: YES
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: It's Jen...
You: its harry
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: This is brilliant.
You: yey

:laugh2:

Is that real?

Yes :D

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Harry.
Stranger: Jai ho
You: who is this are you from tibb
You: eh
Stranger: YES
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: It's Jen...
You: its harry
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: This is brilliant.
You: yey

:laugh2:

Is that real?

It is, I can screen shot it for you if you like

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Hugo
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ahoy
Stranger: hi hun
Stranger: WHY DONT WE TRY DEFYING GRAVITY!!!1
Stranger: omg i love musicals!
You: Mark!? LOL
Stranger: wtf?
You: Oh, nevermind
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

:shocked:

LMFAO

I don't know, I expect so Tom :hugesmile:

[MarkWaldorf]

I'm speaking to some 33 year-old male from Taiwan.

[Hugo]

LOL Mark.
I thought it was either you or Biggins :sad:

[Tom]

Stranger: IM A HERMAPHRODITE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:sad:

[Jen]

Originally posted by Hugo
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ahoy
Stranger: hi hun
Stranger: WHY DONT WE TRY DEFYING GRAVITY!!!1
Stranger: omg i love musicals!
You: Mark!? LOL
Stranger: wtf?
You: Oh, nevermind
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.


Aww... Hugo. :hug:

[MarkWaldorf]

pmsl :conf:

[Locke.]

You: Hello my name is Sree, what is yours?
Stranger: Joey
You: Joey Tribbiani
Stranger: nop
You: are you sure?
Stranger: yes, joey tribbiani is a character off friends
Stranger: i am definatly real, and definatly not joey
You: are you definitely sure about being sure about not being joey tribbiani?
Stranger: i am sure
You: i dont believe you
Stranger: what kind of a name is Sree?
You: :o
You: a great name
Stranger: is it a boys name or a girls name
You: Boys
Stranger: sounds like a girls name to me

[Gemmer-x]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
I'm speaking to some 33 year-old male from Taiwan.

LOL i'm speaking to a 28yr old male from Taiwan. He's such a weirdo

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Gemmer-x
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
I'm speaking to some 33 year-old male from Taiwan.

LOL i'm speaking to a 28yr old male from Taiwan. He's such a weirdo

LOL :laugh: I've convinced him my sister is in 2NE1 (a Korean girlband)

[Jen]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Gemmer-x
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
I'm speaking to some 33 year-old male from Taiwan.

LOL i'm speaking to a 28yr old male from Taiwan. He's such a weirdo

LOL :laugh: I've convinced him my sister is in 2NE1 (a Korean girlband)

LMFAO!

[Harry!]

The proof that I am chatting to Jen

http://i44.tinypic.com/s2gxmc.jpg

[DamonJ]

this is so old mark.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yoyoyoo
Stranger: *****
Stranger: i am black
Stranger: I AM A ******
Stranger: re you
Stranger: AEEEGD
You: im as white as they're made soz soz
Stranger: socks
Stranger: I HAVE you
Stranger: should
Stranger: be black
Stranger: and have a purple penis ewww
You: i have the cock of the one bbz ;D
Stranger: yucky!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: penises are gross
Stranger: i am a lesbian
Stranger: i like the clammmsss
You: lol i think i love you :P best person on here all day!
Stranger: by the way i'm not black >>
Stranger: just to clarfy
Stranger: clarify
Stranger: or am i <<
Stranger: dundundunnnnn
You: i think your orange
You: cause you might be a slag
Stranger: my vag is orange babeee
You: can i touch it?
Stranger: only if you can find it
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: its hiding from me

[Hugo]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: heyy
You: asl?
Stranger: 15 female usa
Stranger: and you
Stranger: ?
You: 15 male uk :)
You: i love usa! where about's you from?
Stranger: houston texas
You: ooh
You: i wanna live in LA
You: it's so fabulous
You: 90210 <33
Stranger: do you got a myspace?
You: no sorry
Stranger: you sound like a gurl
Stranger: are you gay
You: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:sad:
LMAO

[Jen]

Originally posted by DamonJ
this is so old mark.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yoyoyoo
Stranger: *****
Stranger: i am black
Stranger: I AM A ni**er
Stranger: re you
Stranger: AEEEGD
You: im as white as they're made soz soz
Stranger: socks
Stranger: I HAVE you
Stranger: should
Stranger: be black
Stranger: and have a purple penis ewww
You: i have the cock of the one bbz ;D
Stranger: yucky!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: penises are gross
Stranger: i am a lesbian
Stranger: i like the clammmsss
You: lol i think i love you :P best person on here all day!
Stranger: by the way i'm not black >>
Stranger: just to clarfy
Stranger: clarify
Stranger: or am i <<
Stranger: dundundunnnnn
You: i think your orange
You: cause you might be a slag
Stranger: my vag is orange babeee
You: can i touch it?
Stranger: only if you can find it
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: its hiding from me

UMG. I love the wierdos.

[Ramsay]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: jai ho!
Stranger: so finally we meet
You: we do
You: after long last
Stranger: I hope you are well prepared for this occasion
You: as ready as ill ever be
You: are you?
Stranger: you bet
You: lets do it
Stranger: so make your move, young man
You: im a woman
You: so it appears your not prepared
Stranger: got me. but I won't fight with women anyway
Stranger: they scratch, they bite, they menstruate
You: they have periods
Stranger: I mentioned that

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by DamonJ
this is so old mark.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yoyoyoo
Stranger: *****
Stranger: i am black
Stranger: I AM A ni**er
Stranger: re you
Stranger: AEEEGD
You: im as white as they're made soz soz
Stranger: socks
Stranger: I HAVE you
Stranger: should
Stranger: be black
Stranger: and have a purple penis ewww
You: i have the cock of the one bbz ;D
Stranger: yucky!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: penises are gross
Stranger: i am a lesbian
Stranger: i like the clammmsss
You: lol i think i love you :P best person on here all day!
Stranger: by the way i'm not black >>
Stranger: just to clarfy
Stranger: clarify
Stranger: or am i <<
Stranger: dundundunnnnn
You: i think your orange
You: cause you might be a slag
Stranger: my vag is orange babeee
You: can i touch it?
Stranger: only if you can find it
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: its hiding from me

UMG. I love the wierdos.

I'm not wierd?

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Hugo
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: heyy
You: asl?
Stranger: 15 female usa
Stranger: and you
Stranger: ?
You: 15 male uk :)
You: i love usa! where about's you from?
Stranger: houston texas
You: ooh
You: i want to live in LA
You: it's so fabulous
You: 90210 <33
Stranger: do you got a myspace?
You: no sorry
Stranger: you sound like a gurl
Stranger: are you gay
You: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:sad:
LMAO

LOL just pretend you do!

Earlier I said to some 20 m uk that I lived in Hollywood and worked for Teen Vogue :laugh: He began calling me a slut. :sad:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by kerplunk124
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: jai ho!
Stranger: so finally we meet
You: we do
You: after long last
Stranger: I hope you are well prepared for this occasion
You: as ready as ill ever be
You: are you?
Stranger: you bet
You: lets do it
Stranger: so make your move, young man
You: im a woman
You: so it appears your not prepared
Stranger: got me. but I won't fight with women anyway
Stranger: they scratch, they bite, they menstruate
You: they have periods
Stranger: I mentioned that

Which tibber is that

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by kerplunk124
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: jai ho!
Stranger: so finally we meet
You: we do
You: after long last
Stranger: I hope you are well prepared for this occasion
You: as ready as ill ever be
You: are you?
Stranger: you bet
You: lets do it
Stranger: so make your move, young man
You: im a woman
You: so it appears your not prepared
Stranger: got me. but I won't fight with women anyway
Stranger: they scratch, they bite, they menstruate
You: they have periods
Stranger: I mentioned that

:joker:

[Jen]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by DamonJ
this is so old mark.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yoyoyoo
Stranger: *****
Stranger: i am black
Stranger: I AM A ni**er
Stranger: re you
Stranger: AEEEGD
You: im as white as they're made soz soz
Stranger: socks
Stranger: I HAVE you
Stranger: should
Stranger: be black
Stranger: and have a purple penis ewww
You: i have the cock of the one bbz ;D
Stranger: yucky!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: penises are gross
Stranger: i am a lesbian
Stranger: i like the clammmsss
You: lol i think i love you :P best person on here all day!
Stranger: by the way i'm not black >>
Stranger: just to clarfy
Stranger: clarify
Stranger: or am i <<
Stranger: dundundunnnnn
You: i think your orange
You: cause you might be a slag
Stranger: my vag is orange babeee
You: can i touch it?
Stranger: only if you can find it
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: its hiding from me

UMG. I love the wierdos.

I'm not wierd?

Not you, the ones who talk crapo.. LOL

[MarkWaldorf]

Stranger: why u talk on this chat ?
You: for naughty stuff lol
Stranger: r u get ?
You: what?
Stranger: naughty stuff
You: sometimes
You: xx

Aww, bless this Asian!!

[MarkWaldorf]

I can't believe people visit this site for sex :/

He's asking if I want cyber sex :bawling:

[Jen]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
I can't believe people visit this site for sex :/

He's asking if I want cyber sex :bawling:

:sad:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by DamonJ
this is so old mark.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yoyoyoo
Stranger: *****
Stranger: i am black
Stranger: I AM A ni**er
Stranger: re you
Stranger: AEEEGD
You: im as white as they're made soz soz
Stranger: socks
Stranger: I HAVE you
Stranger: should
Stranger: be black
Stranger: and have a purple penis ewww
You: i have the cock of the one bbz ;D
Stranger: yucky!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: penises are gross
Stranger: i am a lesbian
Stranger: i like the clammmsss
You: lol i think i love you :P best person on here all day!
Stranger: by the way i'm not black >>
Stranger: just to clarfy
Stranger: clarify
Stranger: or am i <<
Stranger: dundundunnnnn
You: i think your orange
You: cause you might be a slag
Stranger: my vag is orange babeee
You: can i touch it?
Stranger: only if you can find it
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: its hiding from me

UMG. I love the wierdos.

I'm not wierd?

Not you, the ones who talk crapo.. LOL

Ok thanks

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
I can't believe people visit this site for sex :/

He's asking if I want cyber sex :bawling:

:sad:

I want to post what he's saying but its too bad :laugh:

[Jen]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
I can't believe people visit this site for sex :/

He's asking if I want cyber sex :bawling:

:sad:

I want to post what he's saying but its too bad :laugh:


The pervy ones scare me...

[Ramsay]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by kerplunk124
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: jai ho!
Stranger: so finally we meet
You: we do
You: after long last
Stranger: I hope you are well prepared for this occasion
You: as ready as ill ever be
You: are you?
Stranger: you bet
You: lets do it
Stranger: so make your move, young man
You: im a woman
You: so it appears your not prepared
Stranger: got me. but I won't fight with women anyway
Stranger: they scratch, they bite, they menstruate
You: they have periods
Stranger: I mentioned that

Which tibber is that

i dont think they are one

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
I can't believe people visit this site for sex :/

He's asking if I want cyber sex :bawling:

:sad:

I want to post what he's saying but its too bad :laugh:


The pervy ones scare me...

IKR

Stranger: so u want find new one to enjoy real sex

:sad:

[hannah.]

Originally posted by Tom
Why don't we all start with jai ho?

GOD SAKE! that was my idea!

[Ninastar]

You: HYi
Stranger: hi
You: haha beat ya
Stranger: asl
You: 99 male japan
Stranger: wow ,
You: I know
You: I can still do the splits and everything
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.



Oh dear

[Locke.]

This site is full of of males looking for cyber sex :hello::hello:

My new home!

[Ramsay]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: jai ho!
Stranger: Help me im stuck in a Dundee
Stranger: In scotland
You: oh dear
You: why?
Stranger: everyone here is so crazy
Stranger: they put me in the well
You: are you susan boyle?
You: or timmy otool?
Stranger: Im typig on my Iphon but i dont have any app aprt from Omegle
Stranger: halp
Stranger: u kno me?
Stranger: susan boyle?
You: yes
Stranger: they put me in a well help
You: sqeeze your way out woman
Stranger: they told me i was going to be star
Stranger: but now im in a well
Stranger: look on google streetview
Stranger: you can see the well
You: where in dundee? im from glasgow
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: you're actually from scotland? thats a first
You: yes
You: it sucks
Stranger: Edinburgh here actually
You: we have to wear kilts
Stranger: Im still stuck in a well
Stranger: just in edinburgh
Stranger: rly
Stranger: lol
You: is dundee in edinburgh?
Stranger: Thats funny, what school did you attend in Glasgow
You: i lied im from ireland
Stranger: nowhere near pollockshields i imagine
You: im sorry
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: damn.
You: xD
You: 69
Stranger: Its ok, im from China
Stranger: Do you need more potatoes?
You: so much in common
You: a few more wouldnt hurt
Stranger: I have several
You: i bet ya do

[Spike]

This site is hilarious

[Harry!]

Jen please talk....

[Annie]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <3
Stranger: hi
You: where u from?
Stranger: europe
You: duh

[Shaun]

I'm talking to someone who's really enthusiastic about how fast Omegle is growing...

[Jen]

Originally posted by Shaun
I'm talking to someone who's really enthusiastic about how fast Omegle is growing...

Lucky you.

[Harry!]

Some of the chats atm are so funny!

[MarkWaldorf]

IKR :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Shaun
I'm talking to someone who's really enthusiastic about how fast Omegle is growing...

Lucky you.

I think he's my favourite so far really, he's hilarious.

[Christina]

This site is soo good :D

[Harry!]

My fave so far to chat to is Jen!

[Christina]

Oh i just got asked if i was a girl who wanted to have cyber sex ¬_¬

[Jen]

Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Shaun
I'm talking to someone who's really enthusiastic about how fast Omegle is growing...

Lucky you.

I think he's my favourite so far really, he's hilarious.

Aww... I miss my guy.
I ahve been trying to find him... he went to sleep hours ago.. I will never find him again. I'm either a very nice person, or I have no life... ahaha.

[Deirdre]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: are you like the other 80% of peple on here looking for "sexy young thangs"
You: nah I'm not really!
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: me either
Stranger: how is your day
You: it was alright thanks, I think I may have passed my business test so I was happy with that. You?
Stranger: nice!!! I am at work, getting anxious about going home.
You: why?
Stranger: eat and then go to a show
Stranger: plus I just want to leave work
You: wow, that is exciting!
Stranger: how are you going to celebrate passing your test?
You: Dunno yet... sleep, I'll need it
Stranger: sleep is a great reward
Stranger: I have to jet, bye
You: later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Weird or what!

[Ramsay]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: jai ho!
Stranger: hello :)
You: so we finally meet
Stranger: hej how are you
Stranger: lol yes :)
You: i hope your prepared for this occasion
Stranger: i hope too :P dont know what you expect lol
You: but we were preparing for this moment for the last 6 months in training
You: have your been briefed?
Stranger: lol no i think i was missed then :P
You: this is where no one else can hear us
You: but everyone was there
Stranger: no that is true :P
You: oh wait
You: i think i got the wrong person
You: pretend you didnt read that!
You: FBI confedential!
Stranger: lol okej i dont mind :P but small chance you got the right person here right
You: yes
Stranger: haha
You: just dont go outside on the 24th of june
Stranger: your funny :)
You: im not joking:)
Stranger: o why not?
Stranger: Stranger: FBI confedential!
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: and what is that :P

[hannah.]

every time someone says jai ho back i get excited :(

[hannah.]

ive decided im going to tell everyone i see to join tibb

[Jen]

Originally posted by Deirdre
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: are you like the other 80% of peple on here looking for "sexy young thangs"
You: nah I'm not really!
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: me either
Stranger: how is your day
You: it was alright thanks, I think I may have passed my business test so I was happy with that. You?
Stranger: nice!!! I am at work, getting anxious about going home.
You: why?
Stranger: eat and then go to a show
Stranger: plus I just want to leave work
You: wow, that is exciting!
Stranger: how are you going to celebrate passing your test?
You: Dunno yet... sleep, I'll need it
Stranger: sleep is a great reward
Stranger: I have to jet, bye
You: later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Weird or what!

Aww, one of the few lovely people.

[hannah.]

i just asked someone if they liked big brother and they started proper ranting and raving about it.. i left.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by kerplunk124
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: jai ho!
Stranger: hello :)
You: so we finally meet
Stranger: hej how are you
Stranger: lol yes :)
You: i hope your prepared for this occasion
Stranger: i hope too :P dont know what you expect lol
You: but we were preparing for this moment for the last 6 months in training
You: have your been briefed?
Stranger: lol no i think i was missed then :P
You: this is where no one else can hear us
You: but everyone was there
Stranger: no that is true :P
You: oh wait
You: i think i got the wrong person
You: pretend you didnt read that!
You: FBI confedential!
Stranger: lol okej i dont mind :P but small chance you got the right person here right
You: yes
Stranger: haha
You: just dont go outside on the 24th of june
Stranger: your funny :)
You: im not joking:)
Stranger: o why not?
Stranger: Stranger: FBI confedential!
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: and what is that :P

Whats the FBI message about

[Jen]

Harry, UMG I went on to talk to you, then I exed out of BBC Bitesize... but I exed out of our convo... I HAVE LOST YOU... D:

[Ramsay]

Originally posted by Harry.
Originally posted by kerplunk124
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: jai ho!
Stranger: hello :)
You: so we finally meet
Stranger: hej how are you
Stranger: lol yes :)
You: i hope your prepared for this occasion
Stranger: i hope too :P dont know what you expect lol
You: but we were preparing for this moment for the last 6 months in training
You: have your been briefed?
Stranger: lol no i think i was missed then :P
You: this is where no one else can hear us
You: but everyone was there
Stranger: no that is true :P
You: oh wait
You: i think i got the wrong person
You: pretend you didnt read that!
You: FBI confedential!
Stranger: lol okej i dont mind :P but small chance you got the right person here right
You: yes
Stranger: haha
You: just dont go outside on the 24th of june
Stranger: your funny :)
You: im not joking:)
Stranger: o why not?
Stranger: Stranger: FBI confedential!
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: and what is that :P

Whats the FBI message about #
no idea i shat myself and left:laugh2:

[Shaun]

Has someone given out my MSN...someone just added me from there claiming I gave it to him and promised to go on cam... :|

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Jen
Harry, UMG I went on to talk to you, then I exed out of BBC Bitesize... but I exed out of our convo... I HAVE LOST YOU... D:

:sad: At least we were in the record books as the first people to chat together on TiBB. Try connecting again and again please

[Jen]

Originally posted by Shaun
Has someone given out my MSN...someone just added me from there claiming I gave it to him and promised to go on cam... :|

Ew. Block and delete.

[Christina]

LOL some people on here are so dirty!

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Shaun
Has someone given out my MSN...someone just added me from there claiming I gave it to him and promised to go on cam... :|

Ew. Block and delete.

But he's pretty.

[Harry!]

Chatting to christina now!

[hannah.]

Originally posted by Shaun
Has someone given out my MSN...someone just added me from there claiming I gave it to him and promised to go on cam... :|

LOL
shaun you do realise everybody is going to start doing this to eachother now

[Jen]

Originally posted by Shaun
Originally posted by Jen
Originally posted by Shaun
Has someone given out my MSN...someone just added me from there claiming I gave it to him and promised to go on cam... :|

Ew. Block and delete.

But he's pretty.

Oooer. Ask him for cam. Be pervy. LOL

[Ramsay]

Stranger: do you watch grey's anatomy
You: no
You: do you watch desperate housewives?
Stranger: no
You: good
You: do you watch 24?
Stranger: no
You: GOOD!
You: do you watch lost?
Stranger: no
Stranger: :D
You: ****

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by hannah.
Originally posted by Shaun
Has someone given out my MSN...someone just added me from there claiming I gave it to him and promised to go on cam... :|

LOL
shaun you do realise everybody is going to start doing this to eachother now

LOL

[Shaun]

Oh dear.

' @L! '© says:
*im sorry for that but are u the boy or girl?
[ Shaun ][ra.] says:
*lol! the boy...shaun's a boys name:P
' @L! '© says:
*hah nice =))
*i thought you are a girl :)
[ Shaun ][ra.] says:
*LOL

[hannah.]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: do you like big brother?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i'm a guy 28 from the netherlands
You: do you lke big brother?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: do you like big brother?
Stranger: i've got a hard penis for u
Stranger: show me ur juhua
You: i appreciate your hard penis. but do you like big brother?
Stranger: n
You: oh.
Stranger: i have one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



THIS IS NOT GOING WELL

[Jen]

Originally posted by Shaun
Oh dear.

' @L! '© says:
*im sorry for that but are u the boy or girl?
[ Shaun ][ra.] says:
*lol! the boy...shaun's a boys name:P
' @L! '© says:
*hah nice =))
*i thought you are a girl :)
[ Shaun ][ra.] says:
*LOL

Aww, your cyber romance is dead.

[Ramsay]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: jai ho!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: indian??
You: yes
Stranger: i like rahman
You: my nane is sree
You: im a virgin
You: but im a womanizer
Stranger: is that a girl's or a boy's name
You: i made karly cry
You: but she wants me
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay
Stranger: girls like it rough
Stranger: are you a dude?
You: yes
You: do you like me as a housemate?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: how can i have you
Stranger: i am from nepal
You: are you glad i was saved?
Stranger: what??
You: jai ho!

[Twilight]

Stranger: hey babycakes
You: hiya
Stranger: gotta name?
You: yes emily is my name
Stranger: hey Emily
Stranger: where are you from?
You: the uk you?
Stranger: Canada
You: i wanna go to Canada someday
Stranger: get a ticket. You can crash on my couch
Stranger: what do you like for breakfast?
Stranger: Ill prepare
You: just eggs thanks
Stranger: poached, scrambled, hard boiled, omellette, over easy, frittatas....?
You: hard boiled.
Stranger: done and done
Stranger: you know thats the biggest pain in the ass way to make eggs don't you/
You: thanks
Stranger: its no problem...I mean I did ask you...
Stranger: how old are you Emily?
You: only 13...
Stranger: yeah right
Stranger: you're some old dude aren't you?
You: nope
Stranger: creepy man. so creepy
Stranger: you should be ashamed of yourself
You: you weirdo.....
Stranger: me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol