Put Random Poster in the BB house

[RandomPoster]

Vote for me to go in the house and I vow to:

Start Arguments
Stir **** Up
Make People Cry
Pull Lots Of Pranks
Manipulate Confrontation
Say Whatever's On My Mind
Not Act Like A Whiny Little Pussy
Try To **** All Of The Hot Girls (and possibly the busted ones if I'm drunk lol)
Be Funny
Be Controversial
Be Likeable
Be Loveable
Be Immature
Be A Prick
Be Hateable
Be Villainous
Spark Debate
Chastise Everyone For Their Constant Use Of Annoying Phrases (such as At The End Of The Day etc)
Not Moan Like A Little Baby
Cause Friction
Be Entertaining

And ETC...

So here's the Non-Vinnie Cook Related Appreciation Thread. Put moi (RANDOM POSTER) in the Big Brother house and I guarantee to set some explosions... :cheer:

p.s if only it was as easy as getting a few people on a forum to vote me in...

[yousoboo!]

its easy to talk a good game... :laugh:

[RandomPoster]

Except I've actually DONE this stuff... :thumbs: I can back it up... But BB are too pussy to use me.

[Luminis]

Originally posted by RandomPoster
Except I've actually DONE this stuff... :thumbs: I can back it up... But BB are too pussy to use me.

It would be the end of BB as we knew it.
Just no.

[RandomPoster]

No, it wouldn't.

You under-estimate my intelligence. I would run all these different things on different levels. If you look at the list, and look at the best housemates to have graced Big Brother, they share most traits from that list. They are fully rounded, three-dimensional, morally-ambiguous dichotomous personalities...like I am.

It will be a subtle destroying of the house.

God....:mad:

[yousoboo!]

Originally posted by RandomPoster
Except I've actually DONE this stuff... :thumbs: I can back it up... But BB are too pussy to use me.

yeah we've all got a story mate...:laugh:

[RandomPoster]

Have you been in Big Brother? No...?

Then you don't have a story that's as relevant to this site as I do...:colour:

[AhmedFan2004]

All those things make for great TV, but will get you evicted. Like with Sree.

[bettiepage]

Wow. Your acually very, very sad.

[RandomPoster]

Originally posted by AhmedFan2004
All those things make for great TV, but will get you evicted. Like with Sree.

No, it won't.

I know how to play the game.

I already played it, and my clique was bigger than THEIR clique...

Rice Square: suck it :flowers:

[RandomPoster]

p.s It's YOU'RE not YOUR... learn grammar...

[Stu]

Wow. This might be just about the single worst thread ever created on this forum. And theirs a lot of **** in that swimming pool, baby.

[RandomPoster]

Why is it that every person to respond negatively has no grasp of simple grammar? ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

p.s if I was in BB10 right now you'd love me, so don't start hating now lol

[Stu]

Originally posted by RandomPoster
Why is it that every person to respond negatively has no grasp of simple grammar? ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

p.s if I was in BB10 right now you'd love me, so don't start hating now lol
So where do 'ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!' and 'lol' fit in to your bizzare supremacist views on 'simple grammar'?

[RandomPoster]

LOL is an abbreviation... abbreviations are part of grammar. Arrrrgggghhhh is not a real word and so I can spell it how I like

Your grammar issue is not knowing the difference between their/there/they're... you're meant to learn that **** when you're a child

and you spelt bizarre wrong as well... tut-tut

This ****ing planet is going down the drain...

[WATERS]

Ranom poster why would we want to se more of you ?
Youre too far ahead of yourself calm down kid

[Stu]

Originally posted by RandomPoster
LOL is an abbreviation... abbreviations are part of grammar. Arrrrgggghhhh is not a real word and so I can spell it how I like

Your grammar issue is not knowing the difference between their/there/they're... you're meant to learn that **** when you're a child

and you spelt bizarre wrong as well... tut-tut

This ****ing planet is going down the drain...
This planet is going down the drain because Stu cant be arsed to differentiate between their/there/they're? I think you have some pretty ****ed up views on the planet. Especialy considering your up yourself about logistics when the actual content of your posts suck a nuns nipple.

A lot of grammar snobs would tell you off for using abbreviations, Wordsworth. I am sure a lot of them would tell you off for not using real words either. Just goes to show how different views can be, so dont jam yours down my mouth as your only line of defence because people are blatantly ******** on this shitstorm of a thread, especially when - spelling aside - the content of your first post bordered on the mentally retarded.

Also, you seem to have no concept of either sentence structure or full stops. What was that last post, exactly? And your telling me off?

****ing hillarity.

[RandomPoster]

LOL

I like how you just ASSUME I'm a kid...

And I'm not too far ahead of myself. I know what the big brother house is like because I've experienced it, which is more than most people on this board can say... I also know what to do to make **** entertaining: terrorise people. Just like Rex did, and Victor did, and all the other non-boring housemates over the years...

The fact that I'm already pissing people off here by being an arrogant ****ing prick is exactly the kind of thing that would piss people off in the house and cause arguments... DUH!!!!!

:elephant:

[Stu]

Non-boring? What on earth is that? Surely an English prodigy of your standard could come up with a better term to express the relative dullness in character of a said housemate?

[yousoboo!]

Originally posted by RandomPoster
LOL

I like how you just ASSUME I'm a kid...

And I'm not too far ahead of myself. I know what the big brother house is like because I've experienced it, which is more than most people on this board can say... I also know what to do to make **** entertaining: terrorise people. Just like Rex did, and Victor did, and all the other non-boring housemates over the years...

The fact that I'm already pissing people off here by being an arrogant ****ing prick is exactly the kind of thing that would p**s people off in the house and cause arguments... DUH!!!!!

:elephant:

everyone's a star on the internet

[WATERS]

Originally posted by RandomPoster
LOL

I like how you just ASSUME I'm a kid...

And I'm not too far ahead of myself. I know what the big brother house is like because I've experienced it, which is more than most people on this board can say... I also know what to do to make **** entertaining: terrorise people. Just like Rex did, and Victor did, and all the other non-boring housemates over the years...

The fact that I'm already pissing people off here by being an arrogant ****ing prick is exactly the kind of thing that would p**s people off in the house and cause arguments... DUH!!!!!

:elephant:

Your not pissing me off =) and you wont be able to.
an as for the rest of the forum i dont think they even acknowedge you and your 60-70 posts you've made.
trust me KID you wont be able to piss people of more then me :thumbs:

[RandomPoster]

Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by RandomPoster
LOL is an abbreviation... abbreviations are part of grammar. Arrrrgggghhhh is not a real word and so I can spell it how I like

Your grammar issue is not knowing the difference between their/there/they're... you're meant to learn that **** when you're a child

and you spelt bizarre wrong as well... tut-tut

This ****ing planet is going down the drain...
This planet is going down the drain because Stu cant be arsed to differentiate between their/there/they're? I think you have some pretty ****ed up views on the planet. Especialy considering your up yourself about logistics when the actual content of your posts suck a nuns nipple.

A lot of grammar snobs would tell you off for using abbreviations, Wordsworth. I am sure a lot of them would tell you off for not using real words either. Just goes to show how different views can be, so dont jam yours down my mouth as your only line of defence because people are blatantly ******** on this shitstorm of a thread, especially when - spelling aside - the content of your first post bordered on the mentally retarded.

Also, you seem to have no concept of either sentence structure or full stops. What was that last post, exactly? And your telling me off?

****ing hillarity.

My responses are colloquial and so abbreviations and the like are COOL (I make up the rules, bitch; just follow them). Plus you don't know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE either. Plus people can **** on my thread all they want. I got into the Big Brother house, they didn't. So I'm pretty sure me being an arrogant prick has helped me out more than it's hindered me...

And I never claimed to be an English prodigy...although I am :tongue:

[RandomPoster]

Originally posted by WATERS
Originally posted by RandomPoster
LOL

I like how you just ASSUME I'm a kid...

And I'm not too far ahead of myself. I know what the big brother house is like because I've experienced it, which is more than most people on this board can say... I also know what to do to make **** entertaining: terrorise people. Just like Rex did, and Victor did, and all the other non-boring housemates over the years...

The fact that I'm already pissing people off here by being an arrogant ****ing prick is exactly the kind of thing that would p**s people off in the house and cause arguments... DUH!!!!!

:elephant:

Your not pissing me off =) and you wont be able to.
an as for the rest of the forum i dont think they even acknowedge you and your 60-70 posts you've made.
trust me KID you wont be able to p**s people of more then me :thumbs:

They'll acknowledge me next week when I'm their main source of info :wink:

[Stu]

Originally posted by RandomPoster
(I make up the rules, bitch; just follow them).
Tharrrrrr she blows!

Self-rattled to within an inch of his life. Out goes the credibility!

As a side note, dont you love how people assume your pissed off as a cheap way of gaining some moral victory from the fact that they are getting crushed in online discussions?

Also, as another side note, admitting you are a bit of a prick does not make you an interesting or zany, outrageous person. It just makes you a prick with a bit of honesty. So stop using it as your calling card.

[WATERS]

Originally posted by RandomPoster
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by RandomPoster
LOL is an abbreviation... abbreviations are part of grammar. Arrrrgggghhhh is not a real word and so I can spell it how I like

Your grammar issue is not knowing the difference between their/there/they're... you're meant to learn that **** when you're a child

and you spelt bizarre wrong as well... tut-tut

This ****ing planet is going down the drain...
This planet is going down the drain because Stu cant be arsed to differentiate between their/there/they're? I think you have some pretty ****ed up views on the planet. Especialy considering your up yourself about logistics when the actual content of your posts suck a nuns nipple.

A lot of grammar snobs would tell you off for using abbreviations, Wordsworth. I am sure a lot of them would tell you off for not using real words either. Just goes to show how different views can be, so dont jam yours down my mouth as your only line of defence because people are blatantly ******** on this shitstorm of a thread, especially when - spelling aside - the content of your first post bordered on the mentally retarded.

Also, you seem to have no concept of either sentence structure or full stops. What was that last post, exactly? And your telling me off?

****ing hillarity.

My responses are colloquial and so abbreviations and the like are COOL (I make up the rules, bitch; just follow them). Plus you don't know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE either. Plus people can **** on my thread all they want. I got into the Big Brother house, they didn't. So I'm pretty sure me being an arrogant prick has helped me out more than it's hindered me...

And I never claimed to be an English prodigy...although I am :tongue:
Does it matter that i spelt things wrong either way you got the message and you keep using your stupid little argument that you've been in the house and if you was a contestant did you win ? No, i doubt it youre a no-one and nobody cares for you on this forum or about being in the house you sound like an annoying Charlie or Sylvia bitch.

[RandomPoster]

Originally posted by WATERS
Originally posted by RandomPoster
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by RandomPoster
LOL is an abbreviation... abbreviations are part of grammar. Arrrrgggghhhh is not a real word and so I can spell it how I like

Your grammar issue is not knowing the difference between their/there/they're... you're meant to learn that **** when you're a child

and you spelt bizarre wrong as well... tut-tut

This ****ing planet is going down the drain...
This planet is going down the drain because Stu cant be arsed to differentiate between their/there/they're? I think you have some pretty ****ed up views on the planet. Especialy considering your up yourself about logistics when the actual content of your posts suck a nuns nipple.

A lot of grammar snobs would tell you off for using abbreviations, Wordsworth. I am sure a lot of them would tell you off for not using real words either. Just goes to show how different views can be, so dont jam yours down my mouth as your only line of defence because people are blatantly ******** on this shitstorm of a thread, especially when - spelling aside - the content of your first post bordered on the mentally retarded.

Also, you seem to have no concept of either sentence structure or full stops. What was that last post, exactly? And your telling me off?

****ing hillarity.

My responses are colloquial and so abbreviations and the like are COOL (I make up the rules, bitch; just follow them). Plus you don't know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE either. Plus people can **** on my thread all they want. I got into the Big Brother house, they didn't. So I'm pretty sure me being an arrogant prick has helped me out more than it's hindered me...

And I never claimed to be an English prodigy...although I am :tongue:
Does it matter that i spelt things wrong either way you got the message and you keep using your stupid little argument that you've been in the house and if you was a contestant did you win ? No, i doubt it youre a no-one and nobody cares for you on this forum or about being in the house you sound like an annoying Charlie or Sylvia bitch.

Or maybe I'm deliberately being an annoying prick and talking **** and contradicting myself...which is what a classic Big Brother contestant would do... Charlie was annoying, but she brought entertainment whilst she lasted... Same for Makosi and all the other psychos. I can actually be a really nice guy...or I could be a pedantic English professor? Who knows, or cares?

I'm just setting this **** up so that when you lot see me on big brother and talk **** about me I can come back and say, Hey, remember me? I'm the same idiot as that idiot you just saw on TV...