Find a job for Lisa?

[alchemists1]

Any suggestions for a career for Lisa?
She needs a job,any job,any ideas would be appreciated!
This is a directive from the DWP get the scrounger off her ass and working!

[em_loves_it]

i need a scarecrow to keep the birds off my crops!

[LisaHawk]

She'd make a good postie. I can imagine her in the cap, blue shirt and shorts carrying a red bag full of mail. :laugh:

[Shasown]

Cigarette taste tester for which magazine, so she can sit on her lazy ass all day puffing at ciggies

[LisaHawk]

Originally posted by Shasown
Cigarette taste tester for which magazine, so she can sit on her lazy ass all day puffing at ciggies

Makes no difference from her usual lifestyle, she'd fit right in. :laugh:

[Enid]

She can lick my boots for a tuppence.

[StrawberryCake]

bin man

[Alf]

bramble picker

[LisaHawk]

Originally posted by Enid
She can lick my boots for a tuppence.

*Ugh* I wouldn't want her tongue anywhere near my shoes unless she's licking the dog crap off from underneath them but again that makes no difference from her usually lifestyle. She licks crap and then it just comes flying straight back out of her mouth.

[MargeryFan]

Actor in the next series of 'Bad Girls' on ITV.

[Alf]

a model for balaclava's and crash helmet's

[bettiepage]

A job which doesn't involve any other human being.

[Shasown]

Crash test dummy

Road sweeper

[Celeb_Rehab]

Like i said in another post ...she has a Mag deal with the Big Issue on Broad Steet, Birmingham.

[Akerbie]

Originally posted by em_loves_it
i need a scarecrow to keep the birds off my crops!


Love it!

She's a face like an unwashed character from the film Alien 3!

I don't know if she's Sigourney Weaver or the Alien.

She thinks she Sigourney Weaver! [Quote from French & Saunders spoof of Aliens] Funny!

:cheer:

[AfroMullet]

Personal stylist/hairdresser to the stars. Just imagion Megan Fox covered in tattoo's, dressed in boots, combat shorts and a vest with a pink Mohawk, heavenly isn't it?

[emilslattery]

hairdresser?

:elephant:

[GoldHeart]

Originally posted by alchemists1
Any suggestions for a career for Lisa?
She needs a job,any job,any ideas would be appreciated!
This is a directive from the DWP get the scrounger off her ass and working! cleaning up pig pooh on a farm :laugh3: :yuk::laugh3: cause it comes out her mouth constantly anyway :whistle:

[Celeb_Rehab]

Originally posted by GoldHeart
Originally posted by alchemists1
Any suggestions for a career for Lisa?
She needs a job,any job,any ideas would be appreciated!
This is a directive from the DWP get the scrounger off her ass and working! cleaning up pig pooh on a farm :laugh3: :yuk::laugh3: cause it comes out her mouth constantly anyway :whistle:

The pigs would object to her constant fag breaks!!

[GoldHeart]

Originally posted by Celeb_Rehab
Originally posted by GoldHeart
Originally posted by alchemists1
Any suggestions for a career for Lisa?
She needs a job,any job,any ideas would be appreciated!
This is a directive from the DWP get the scrounger off her ass and working! cleaning up pig pooh on a farm :laugh3: :yuk::laugh3: cause it comes out her mouth constantly anyway :whistle:

The pigs would object to her constant fag breaks!! she'd prob try putting a fag in the pig's mouth :shocked::yuk: she's that wierd!!!!!! :laugh2:

[a_2009]

Originally posted by MargeryFan
Actor in the next series of 'Bad Girls' on ITV.

I think i'll stick to Helen Stewart :thumbs:

[Rodrigo2Win]

Originally posted by StrawberryCake
bin man

[bluehill]

Originally posted by Rodrigo2Win
Originally posted by StrawberryCake
bin man
i was gonna say that. but bin men/women do get paid quite a bit

[alchemists1]

I'd have to go for big issue seller aswell at least she looks the part.