Yeah tbh it just seems to me like risking big ish amounts to even win anything decent a lot of the time on pretty much any game. Well at least on football/darts but idk about your NBA yet... I'm here for it tho

Yeah like omg if a UK person tries to tell a story about something I mean it can be funny especially with Northerners but otherwise it just doesn't work that well really But I think I don't take anything that serious when American people say it, like just the way it's portrayed is still funny

Very nice drunken thing to do I haven't listened to Miranda/country in a while, I need to soon one of these days & maybe look for some new stuff too

Nah you can still win with betting in the long run but it's hard to profit in big amounts tho. It does even out a bit even if you know what you're doing and has plenty of luck involved. I'll show you how it's done when the NBA etc. start up again (well I shouldn't guarantee that because it's still tough and can go through losing stints too )

Lol the screens would come in handy. And yeah I find it pretty hilarious. Are UKers typically not like that and more sensible? A lot of times we sound serious about something ridiculous without even actually being serious too tho

Ahhh didn't you lose $ from the cashout? Welp good luck with the re-bet! Omg just checked and saw I lost both bets today. My darts beginner's luck is over </3 I don't even wanna recount my betting lately, I'm definitely either like back to even or maybe even losing money now nooooo Your guy Paul SUCKS

WAIT NO I just replaced the bet cus I know I'm gonna win I just hate being such an indecisive person

Lmao yes. Well actually since SCOTT MITCHELL LOST I decided to cash out on that £10 bet later anyway cus no I ain't losing £15 in a day. I still think Man City will win but can't be risking it. Scott won his first (for both of us) and lost his second so there goes that. Your Paul/Stephen was super close but Stephen won 5-4 so we both lost everything today

Yep these matches don't have the best people in them. Although honestly since not watching for so long I'm pretty out of date with the top players nowadays too. Paul didn't play for AAAAAAGES, he was just commentating so I hardly watched anything tbh.

Oh btw I'm pretty tipsy/drunk rn and I'm gonna try go through Miranda's WHOLE discography for the day

Lol yeah, I feel like there's ALWAYS a good chance to mess anything up in these games though because they're so unpredictable. Like it's deffo possible to make money off of ONE GAME, but not ultimately... like you'd lose in the end because there's no way you could pick the winners/best options every time

Ahhh that's funny cus I was actually thinking of those screens when my mom told me about it GAHHHHHHH That's such a howl. I love the way American people sound so serious whilst saying things too whilst it's like craziest stuff OOP @ you helping him to get those $

Ugh WHAT happened with Mitchell?

OMG I didn't even realize that was a £10 bet!!! Daaaamn @ you risking £15 for today when you were first doing bets of like £3 etc. How are these bets going for us / did they finish already?

WHAT Scott Mitchell seems super good Are all the ELITE dart players just not playing rn or something? Also what's the biggest favorite's odds? I'm looking forward to seeing that actually

Yup I feel like it's so much easier to mess up a 1/3 chance than 1/2 tho. Just from my experience but I also don't follow soccer at all either so that could be why. Def tho @ the big tournaments, just too many options so it's hard to get it right / get lucky with it.

BYE @ a bird even getting in in the first place Would never happen with the window screens here Bird **** = good luck tho Sksk but saying that reminds me, yesterday my friend was actually the one playing poker & not me () while we were on the phone for a while and he was getting some really good luck, then he went to pee and his luck just totally changed and dude actually regretted it & said "I knew I shouldn't have done that, I felt like I had lucky pee inside me" I was DYING He was sooo legit about it too Some people have weird/funny superstitions & stuff He ended up winning $180 tho with my help through some of it

Scott Mitchell is a ****ing **** that's literally all I have to say