Ahhh not you being an unbalanced clumsy drunk yesterday

I haven't gotten to the point of thaaat drunk in a while, at least not like falling over. I hope you don't start doing that regularly now
Yuuup, you go in with $5 and NOPE, can't afford something that
says $4.75 on the price tag

Some places even charge you for a bag here now. Is it like that over there? It's only like 10c, 25c, stuff like that but still... it's a damn bag that should be automatically given to carry your stuff
Lolol that's funny, some guys think they're a God
