In all honesty I'm not a big fan of alcohol either (I prefer the effects than actually the process of drinking it), fruit cider might be good for you cus it basically tastes like a fizzy soft drink.
I want get drunk, never been drunk before but don't like alcohol.
Basically I was going to tell you when I was walking the dog on Christmas Day in the morning there was this young guys outside their house and they were drunk at like 10am and they thought my dog was a reindeer, it reminded me of you.