wow cheers

where were ya

why would you do that to me

how dare you leave me like that

hey Monty

me giving you true love's kiss so you come back

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Does this sound like Yorkshire to you American folk

Chuffing McGreggor vs Khabib taneet, probs abart two undred and fotty two quid ta buy ont per’pa’view, why waste thi money, thas guaranteed ta see a feyt int werkinmens ona satadi ova meat draw raffle or hard knuckles Keith losing at snooker, tha can get thi sen ninety six pints, thety grams of Amber Leaf, get a kabab ont way ome, then watch it ona dodgy live stream uploaded bi thi mate back door Derek, start sharting at tele like thas a professional MMA feyter, spinning heal kick thi dog and fall asleep ont couch covered in chilli sauce, sorted shagga!

are you dead or

wake up ho

Talent won?