Well he should stop having so many kids then shouldnt he

I cant drink really coz am planning on breastfeeding...so its gunna be pretty much the same as still being pregnant for 6 months or so

We have gavs kids coming over on boxing day, gunna be extremely stressful but he has to see them I guess...I told him I'm staying in bed/upstairs until HE has made dinner and calmed them down etc though

I never really bother with xmas, gav wants to put the decorations up now because he reckons we wont have time when the babys here

Going to my parents for xmas day though so they can have all the stress of making dinner and that and I can just relax with my brother and sister

Oh nah. I got took into the labour ward a few weeks back because I thought I was having contractions and stuff, and they put me in the room I will be using to give birth, and the beds/pillows were ridiculously comfy, moreso than my own bed, so not bothering with any of that

A pillow? :S

I have been prepared for the past 2 weeks

You can just imagine him naked lying next to you whispering sweet nothings into your ear whilst dry humping your thigh.

And then you will suffer the ultimate humiliation and lose in the final to Michael. Luckily it's only Josy in the next round though, that's basically the same as having a bye

Been undergoing a rigorous training program the last few days getting prepared for it, never fear I shall have my final attempt soon and triumph