Is that what you call it?

Let's do lunch

Congratulations on your lovely baby girl, and i am sure you're doing an amazing job

You have a good strategy worked out between you then, that's great. Listening to a baby cry for 3 hours could drive a person insane!

I found as long as you're getting some sleep it's fine. I actually loved that new baby stage. But you can imagine it must be hell if you have a cranky baby that won't sleep

Glad you're loving it

Afternoon, how's motherhood going for you?

Nothing like getting too drunk and throwing up kebab all down you. It's what all the kids do these days.

Lol, always good when the grandparents want to look after the baby. Bloody lightweight, not even on the good stuff, of all the things WKD, hahahaha.

Ahh, that's good that they have taken to her. Some children can be a bit iffy. Means you can get them to help you out with Skye as they are fascinated, and you can sit and have a tea/wine/bottle of vodka whilst they do that.

You had a drink/cigarette yet?

Awww, bless her. Trust you to give her sour milk, lol. She'll be fine though, I can't see it being too much of a problem long-term.

It's her first Christmas soon! Not that she'll remember much, but still that's exciting. How are the other kids with her?