I'll change it to Lydia and Deana, very good idea

Im fine thanks, just waiting for the England match to start.

Hello Brother Leon, how are you doing?

Lets hope Rooney steps up tonight.

I'm not here tonight, my good sir, I'm acting.

Fit, tbh.

Can't see why not

Downfall? They stole her Epilator and chocolate, god, they are so fabulous aren't they

Every-time? He's been on them about twice lmao.

I don't even know what he is, like all I know is he can make a watch out of his cock

OMG, you're a Conor fan, I cannot, and you feel you are superior to me. PFFT

You have a lot to learn Young Leon.

Dear Wayne,

The Big Man has proven that he works better with young Danny than you do yourself and I have decided to select him in the team above you, as he is clearly a superior player. Enjoy your spot on the bench son.

- Roy.