i've heard that one before but it was less disgusting

im sorry i heared it form my bro and thats how he told me

:elephant:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olivia.
Olivia who?
Olivia, it's my house, now let me in!!

(It's easier to understand if you say it out loud.)

:joker:

why is your :dog:dog called camera

cos hes always snapping

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar??

ouch

:thumbs::elephant:

i know lots of blonde jokes

a smart blonde santa and a brunette jump of a building hu hits the ground first?

brunette becos santa and a smart blonde dont exist!!!

why do they call money dough ????

i heard that cant remember the answer though!!!!!

Susan: Miss, miss! I REALLY need to go to the toilet, miss!

Teacher: Only if you recite the alphabet first!

Susan: Alright, miss. ABCDEFG, HIJKLMNO, QRSTUV, WXYZ.

Teacher: Hang on, where's the 'P'?

Susan: Running down me leg, miss.

BECAUSE WE ALL KNEAD IT LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH:spin::spin::spin:

ya get me :thumbs:

Lol, we get ya.:thumbs:

ha

wad a cash

i wish lol

lol imagine

So do I!:bawling:

wot would ya do ????????????

Oh, god knows. More books and DVDS, new clothes, a nice long leather-jacket, some nice boots. Nothing spectacular.

just booze:hugesmile:

buy big brother haha or open my own playboy mansion

Ryt, here's a quick joke before I nip off to bed to prepare for a bike ride 2moz :spin2:. Plus I was up way too last last nite lol!! :spin: Ok, here goes!

A man is sitting in a cafe at the side of the road. He was welcomed in by one of the waitresses and has been studying the menu for a good few minutes now.

The man calls the waitress over to take his order. "I'll have a cup of tea and a quicky please!" The waitress looks stunned and stares at the customer in disbelief. "Sorry, what was that?" she asked. "Can I have a cup of tea and a quicky please," replies the man for the second time.

Unsuprisingly, the waitress slaps the man before running back behind the counter.

Just as the dejected and confused man is leaving the cafe, an occupant of the next table calls over to him "Excuse me sir, but I think it's pronounced 'Quiche'!"

Hope u can understand it all ryt lol! and soz its a bit long-winded. I'm off to get my beauty sleep! :sleep:

Tom. :xyxwave: