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Benjamin 14-03-2012 11:07 AM
What do you call a woman with a tile on her head?

Spoiler:

Ruth


What do you call a man with no arms and legs in water?

Spoiler:

Bob

Jessica. 14-03-2012 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 5017897)
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in water?

Spoiler:

Bob
:laugh3:

Niamh. 14-03-2012 11:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Josy (Post 5017887)
My dad used to tell me lots of jokes like that when I was a kid :laugh:

What do you call a man with dirt on his head?
Spoiler:

Pete

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Spoiler:

Doug

What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?
Spoiler:

Lou

What do you call a man with leaves on his head?
Spoiler:

Russel

What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head?
Spoiler:

Anita

What do you call a man with a scratch on his face?
Spoiler:

Claude


I can't remember any more atm.
What do you call a man with no spade on his head?

Spoiler:

Douglas

Ammi 14-03-2012 11:15 AM
What do you call a man with a car on his head.....jack
..actually I'd call him ****ed

Niamh. 14-03-2012 11:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 5017911)
What do you call a man with a car on his head.....jack
..actually I'd call him ****ed
:laugh:

Ammi 14-03-2012 11:19 AM
What do you call a woman with Holly on her head...Carol
..you can tell I'm amused for hours on end at work

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 14-03-2012 11:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5017626)
What did Zee say to a black guy?

"I hate you because of your skin colour".
:joker::joker::joker:

Shaun 14-03-2012 11:27 AM
What do you call this thread and all of its jokes apart from Greg's and Shaun's?

Shit.

Ammi 14-03-2012 11:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5017926)
What do you call this thread and all of its jokes apart from Greg's and Shaun's?

Shit.
..no..I don't get that one

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 14-03-2012 12:01 PM
what do you call ammi

Spoiler:

ammi

Ammi 14-03-2012 12:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott (Post 5017972)
what do you call ammi

Spoiler:

ammi
..see...why can't Shaun's be as good as that
..you have a gift Scott

Benjamin 14-03-2012 12:05 PM
Why was six scared of seven?

Spoiler:

Because Scott molested all the men

Black Dagger 14-03-2012 12:07 PM
I no laugh yet.

bad amazing jokes thread is bad.

Benjamin 14-03-2012 12:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Dagger (Post 5017983)
I no laugh yet.

bad amazing jokes thread is bad.
That's because you are emotionally dead. :idc:

Jessica. 14-03-2012 12:16 PM
I actually don't get the first joke.. o.o

Black Dagger 14-03-2012 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 5017991)
That's because you are emotionally dead. :idc:
You're actually right :sad:

Incensed 19-03-2012 11:06 AM
News - Torres scores and lifts his shirt to reveal a 'Save the Chilean Miners' T-Shirt.

Niamh. 16-05-2013 04:08 PM
What's a specimen?

Spoiler:

An Italian astronaut

Ryan57 16-05-2013 04:10 PM
Where did Saddam Hussain keep his CDs?

Spoiler:

In a Raq (best said in person)

King Gizzard 16-05-2013 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5017577)
What did the Iranian president say when he didn't like his food?

Ah my dinner bad.
i just laughed at this again

Niamh. 16-05-2013 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5996710)
i just laughed at this again
:laugh:

Marsh. 16-05-2013 04:14 PM
What is brown and has holes in it?

Spoiler:

Swiss Sh!t

Marc 16-05-2013 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5017626)
What did Zee say to a black guy?

"I hate you because of your skin colour".
:laugh3: ****ing hell

Z 16-05-2013 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5996704)
What's a specimen?

Spoiler:

An Italian astronaut
I'm properly crying with laughter at this

Alf 16-05-2013 04:21 PM
What do you call a Russian with a bottle of Lemonade?

Spoiler:

Whodyanick yourpopov


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