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Crimson Dynamo 28-01-2016 01:22 PM

I have had a few beautiful women turn into old dogs overnight, especially when I was in Basildon

:idc:

kirklancaster 28-01-2016 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 8469039)
I have had a few beautiful women turn into old dogs overnight, especially when I was in Basildon

:idc:

Thee is actually a LOT of truth in your post LT; for the most part - physically speaking - women KNOW what they are getting with a man on a one night stand, and he looks much the same in the 'morning after the night before', but a woman????

That beautiful woman with the flawless make-up and stunning figure, can disappear or transmogrify once the false eyelashes and make-up come off, and the hair extensions are removed, not to mention 'chicken fillets' from oversize bras and elasticated 'stomach contour girdles'.

In my promiscuous prime - a thousand years ago - I sometimes went to bed with Ms Jekyll and woke up with Ms Hyde.

Niamh. 28-01-2016 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8469130)
Thee is actually a LOT of truth in your post LT; for the most part - physically speaking - women KNOW what they are getting with a man on a one night stand, and he looks much the same in the 'morning after the night before', but a woman????

That beautiful woman with the flawless make-up and stunning figure, can disappear or transmogrify once the false eyelashes and make-up come off, and the hair extensions are removed, not to mention 'chicken fillets' from oversize bras and elasticated 'stomach contour girdles'.

In my promiscuous prime - a thousand years ago - I sometimes went to bed with Ms Jekyll and woke up with Ms Hyde.

Or maybe you just had beer goggles on the night before :shrug:

kirklancaster 28-01-2016 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 8469137)
Or maybe you just had beer goggles on the night before :shrug:

:laugh: I've never heard that saying before - But, yeah, the twin dangers of bright lights and alcohol didn't help either. :hehe:

Crimson Dynamo 28-01-2016 02:36 PM

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iSw1o64zsoQ/hqdefault.jpg


:fist: damn you, tasty beer

kirklancaster 28-01-2016 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 8469144)

:laugh: I'm virtually Teetotal now when it's all too late. :joker:

arista 28-01-2016 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 8469039)
I have had a few beautiful women turn into old dogs overnight, especially when I was in Basildon

:idc:


How Nice

Anaesthesia 28-01-2016 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by arista (Post 8469003)
Marsh digging up a 4 year old thread

I don't even care how old it is, I'd never seen it, and I laughed....a LOT :joker:

Splashy 29-01-2016 12:24 AM

I believe him, my girlfriend turned into a cow before she left for new pastures. :dance:

kirklancaster 30-01-2016 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Splashy (Post 8471275)
I believe him, my girlfriend turned into a cow before she left for new pastures. :dance:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

The grass is greener on the udder side eh Splashy?

arista 30-01-2016 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Anaesthesia (Post 8470648)
I don't even care how old it is, I'd never seen it, and I laughed....a LOT :joker:



OK Marsh
Digging this old thread up
made you Happy.



Well Done Marsh


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