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Kazanne 22-02-2013 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Karl (Post 5850431)
What a lovely thread

I know karl,a happy place for happy people :joker:
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/up...am-style-1.gif

Kate! 22-02-2013 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 5850151)
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”:joker::joker::joker:

:joker:

Kazanne 22-02-2013 02:09 PM

I do about 5 situps every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...aby1/th1-2.gif

Drew. 22-02-2013 02:09 PM

a happy thread :worship:

MTVN 22-02-2013 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 5850493)
I do about 5 situps every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...aby1/th1-2.gif

I can relate to this

MTVN 22-02-2013 02:11 PM

Anyway I'm not so happy now after the very simple task of replacing the toilet seat took me an hour and a half

Kazanne 22-02-2013 02:11 PM

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, “We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work.”
An Englishman said, “We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks.”
The Irishman says, “That’s nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man’s body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks.”
The American says, “Well hell, that’s nothin’. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin’ for work!”

:shocked::joker::joker::joker:

Kate! 22-02-2013 02:12 PM


I love Elf :love:

Kazanne 22-02-2013 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTVN (Post 5850500)
Anyway I'm not so happy now after the very simple task of replacing the toilet seat took me an hour and a half

Oh cheer up MTVN no sulkies allowed in here,it beats sitting on the rim and getting a 'rim mark' round your bum LOL
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z...961/Toilet.jpg

Kazanne 22-02-2013 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 5850503)

really funny movie Kate,a must for Christmas,and he's such a good actor:xyxwave:

Kizzy 22-02-2013 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 5850512)
Oh cheer up MTVN no sulkies allowed in here,it beats sitting on the rim and getting a 'rim mark' round your bum LOL
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z...961/Toilet.jpg

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/25609678.jpg

Kazanne 22-02-2013 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kizzy (Post 5850523)

:joker: we've all done it kizzy:joker:

Kazanne 22-02-2013 02:26 PM

http://www.funnyjunkz.com/wp-content.../dog-drink.jpg

Apple202 22-02-2013 02:44 PM

omg that is so cute

Kazanne 22-02-2013 02:45 PM

I cant stop laughing at this,how clever
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4FmqybAC7D...-holy-crap.jpg

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Munchkins 22-02-2013 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 5850610)
I cant stop laughing at this,how clever
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4FmqybAC7D...-holy-crap.jpg

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

LMFAO i love it :laugh2: :laugh2:

Kazanne 22-02-2013 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munchkins (Post 5850614)
LMFAO i love it :laugh2: :laugh2:

:joker::joker::joker:

Kizzy 22-02-2013 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 5850610)
I cant stop laughing at this,how clever
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4FmqybAC7D...-holy-crap.jpg

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

that is ace! I can't stop staring at it... you can actually see it too...crazy :joker: :joker: :joker:

Kazanne 22-02-2013 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kizzy (Post 5850625)
that is ace! I can't stop staring at it... you can actually see it too...crazy :joker: :joker: :joker:

just makes you wonder Kizzy WHO is on the other side of the camera:joker:

Kazanne 22-02-2013 02:55 PM

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z...mals/funny.jpg:joker::joker:

Kazanne 22-02-2013 03:18 PM

Did you hear about the two Scottish Gays?

Ben Doon and Phil McRackin.

:shocked::joker::joker:

Jesus. 22-02-2013 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 5850692)
Did you hear about the two Scottish Gays?

Ben Doon and Phil McRackin.

:shocked::joker::joker:

http://my.telegraph.co.uk/wp-content...0713213146.jpg

Do the mother-in-law jokes, next.

Kazanne 22-02-2013 03:31 PM

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/up...s-pictures.jpg :joker::joker:

Kazanne 22-02-2013 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ (Post 5850695)

My mother in law is a big woman. She got run over last week. The driver said he had enough room to get around her, but he didn't know if he had enough petrol.
http://www.antalik.com/wp-content/up...r-in-law-1.jpg

Kazanne 22-02-2013 04:26 PM

http://imfunny.net/wp-content/upload...?cb=DNKwtWgUSL


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