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Marsh. 27-09-2013 01:50 AM
How do you get a blonde lesbian to climb the wall?

Spoiler:

Show her the crack in the ceiling.

Benjamin 27-09-2013 01:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck (Post 6397926)
my life
Oh, Chuck. :laugh:

Kyle 27-09-2013 02:26 AM
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Dug

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

A midget walks into a bar, without looking he stands on a piece of sh*t lying on the floor, slides a few yards and falls on his arse. He gets up, shakes himself down and goes to the bar to order a drink.

10 minutes later a giant walks into the bar. The same thing happens, he trods right in the sh*t, slides and falls right on his arse. The midget yells out "hey I just did that!" And the giant killed him.

Tom4784 27-09-2013 02:16 PM
Hang a mirror on it.

Kazanne 27-09-2013 02:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6397943)
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Dug

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

A midget walks into a bar, without looking he stands on a piece of sh*t lying on the floor, slides a few yards and falls on his arse. He gets up, shakes himself down and goes to the bar to order a drink.

10 minutes later a giant walks into the bar. The same thing happens, he trods right in the sh*t, slides and falls right on his arse. The midget yells out "hey I just did that!" And the giant killed him.
:joker::joker::joker:

Z 27-09-2013 04:22 PM
What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business!

What language does an Israeli barista speak? Teabrew! (I made this one up!)

I feel like a pack of batteries, I'm never included in anything :(

Lee. 27-09-2013 04:27 PM
A horse walks into a bar.. The batman says "why the long face?"

How do you make anti-freeze?
Hide her nightie

How do you make a sausage roll?
Give it a shove

Marc 27-09-2013 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6398726)
How do you make anti-freeze?
Hide her nightie

How do you make a sausage roll?
Give it a shove
:joker:

Lee. 27-09-2013 04:35 PM
Why did you omit my horse joke Marc? :suspect:

Marc 27-09-2013 04:38 PM
Yes because it was ****ing rubbish.

But you saved yourself with the last two

Alf 27-09-2013 04:51 PM
What do you give to a sick budgie?
Spoiler:

Tweetment


What's ah ah ah Bisto?
Spoiler:

Laughing stock


I went to a zoo the other day, and all they had there was a dog.
Spoiler:

Shih tzu


What do you call a woman with two dicks?
Spoiler:

N-Dubz


What does a gynocologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
Spoiler:

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it


What's the difference between a chav girl and a chav boy?
Spoiler:

The chav girl has a higher sperm count

MeMyselfAndI 27-09-2013 05:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6397879)
.. Douglas!! Lolololololololx2
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6397878)
What do you call a man without a spade in his head ??
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6397874)
What do you call a man watch a spade in his head?....

..
Spoiler:

doug
Ripped off Sam's jokes :hmph:

Lee. 27-09-2013 05:03 PM
Who's Sam??

Mitchell 27-09-2013 05:04 PM
What do you call a wierdo?

KYLE.

MeMyselfAndI 27-09-2013 05:05 PM
Sam from BB14 said both of those jokes on the highlights to Gina lol

Lee. 27-09-2013 05:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeMyselfAndI (Post 6398798)
Sam from BB14 said both of those jokes on the highlights to Gina lol
Well he must have stolen them fro me :hmph:

Lee. 27-09-2013 05:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pothuthic (Post 6398797)
What do you call a wierdo?

KYLE.
As in Jeremy?

Mitchell 27-09-2013 05:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee. (Post 6398802)
As in Jeremy?
No, hes Simple Minds :D

Alf 27-09-2013 05:09 PM
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Spoiler:

Eileen


What do you call a woman whose leg wobbles when she walks
Spoiler:

Daphne

King Gizzard 27-09-2013 05:11 PM
I went to the doctor the other day, I said I've broke my leg in three places. He said, 'Don't go to those places.'

the great Tommy C

MTVN 27-09-2013 05:54 PM
Saw an old boy out on his tractor today warning that the end of the world was coming. It was Farmer Geddon

Josy 27-09-2013 05:58 PM
Oh dear

King Gizzard 27-09-2013 05:59 PM
amazing MTVN

Kyle 27-09-2013 06:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pothuthic (Post 6398804)
No, hes Simple Minds :D
Your obsessed with me Mitch, just confess you want my babies and we can pretend this never happened! :devil:

Kyle 27-09-2013 06:05 PM
An English mod, an Irish mod and a Scottish mod walked into a bar.....





....that must have hurt. :dance:


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