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27-09-2013, 01:02 AM
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I Love Niamh’s Brick
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In my house we have a white board and I like to write a joke on it. Someone give me a good joke to put on it.
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27-09-2013, 01:05 AM
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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27-09-2013, 01:05 AM
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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27-09-2013, 01:08 AM
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27-09-2013, 01:51 AM
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27-09-2013, 02:26 AM
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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Dug What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff A midget walks into a bar, without looking he stands on a piece of sh*t lying on the floor, slides a few yards and falls on his arse. He gets up, shakes himself down and goes to the bar to order a drink. 10 minutes later a giant walks into the bar. The same thing happens, he trods right in the sh*t, slides and falls right on his arse. The midget yells out "hey I just did that!" And the giant killed him. Last edited by Kyle; 27-09-2013 at 02:29 AM. |
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27-09-2013, 02:40 PM
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 RIP Pyramid, Andyman ,Kerry and Lex xx https://www.facebook.com/JamesBulgerMT/?fref=photo "If slaughterhouses had glass walls, most people would be vegetarian" |
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27-09-2013, 01:05 AM
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
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27-09-2013, 01:05 AM
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess.
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27-09-2013, 01:07 AM
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I Love Niamh’s Brick
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Smithy, I have a white board. I am not giving them an essay to read.
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27-09-2013, 01:07 AM
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27-09-2013, 01:09 AM
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Mistress Kate's slave
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Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/d...inerjokes.html
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27-09-2013, 01:09 AM
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines
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27-09-2013, 01:12 AM
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What is wrong with you lot. These are awful.
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27-09-2013, 01:14 AM
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Just been on a once in a lifetime holiday, never again - Timothy Vine
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27-09-2013, 01:15 AM
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What do you call a man watch a spade in his head?....
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27-09-2013, 05:01 PM
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27-09-2013, 01:15 AM
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Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: A rip off. source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/d...inerjokes.html
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27-09-2013, 01:16 AM
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What do you call a man without a spade in his head ??
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27-09-2013, 01:16 AM
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.. Douglas!! Lolololololololx2
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27-09-2013, 01:18 AM
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