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Aw poor zee! :joker:

I'm not, I went for a shower as soon as I got home from work! I had to spend an hour driving home from work still wearing them. :bawling:

Sounds dry

At least something was

:(

This is why no one will go out with me

Wow.

Aw thank god for that

Anyway, don't worry it could happen to anyone. Well, not anyone, actually probably no one other than you :laugh:

http://i.imgur.com/KblVlmJ.png

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...awww, you just haven't found anyone worthy yet..one day you'll find the perfect carrot to your P....

I was going to edit in 'unlike your jeans' but nvm

Aww poor Gregg everyone laughing at you :hug: it's ok my brother in law who is 37 **** himself the other week :laugh:

..do you reckon they were Pepe jeans..?..

Ur-ine for a good pun of Ammi's about, folks!

The McDonald's bit made me think of this...

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/6-12-2014/OFmClc.gif

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More or less how it went

Aw bless you Zee, most people have off-days so don't worry.

At least nobody caught you actually wetting yourself, everything happens for a reason.

So are you taking your marigolds in for the office chair, puddle and car seat? :laugh:

I imagine they all smell of piss still?

And what's your job role? Rushing to ships, you sound like Anneka Rice.

Look on the bright side at least you weren't wearing a kilt

No I'm just going to burn everything to the ground, seems like a more rational thing to do

:bawling:

I'm a ship's agent. Today I was basically just getting a list of times of when this particular ship berthed and what time loading started and then had to stick around all day in case it rained and they had to stop, in which case I'd need to note those times too. Had to be there for 12 and for 5 to find out how much cargo had been loaded so my colleagues could send out an updated to the customers receiving the cargo. I've to go back again tomorrow and return to the scene of my crime.

Sounds exciting.

When you don't have a full bladder of course. :laugh:

Pissing myself aside, I had a great day, it was a total skive and I got free cake and coffee! Not bad at all. The captain and chief officer were great banter, they're Dutch, looking forward to seeing them tomorrow :laugh:

who the **** is anneka rice :joker: