Very true. :laugh:
I don't think Ash likes her in that way at all and he's showing signs of panic in case she gets the wrong idea. She was probably trying hard to turn him on and it wasn't working. :hehe: Who can blame him?

he could have at least tried to thumb it in and see if several pumps would have inflated it

My son just said he should have closed his eyes and pretended it was Ashleigh he was with, his willy would have been like a stick of Derry rock. :joker:

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All this is assuming that Ash was lazy and couldn't be bothered ... 'I can't be arsed' could have been referring to where Helen was about to perform her next haircut :hehe:

:joker: I note you said your son,that figures.

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Hmmm…apparently not:sleep:

if it is erectile disfunction, that is no laughing matter. i doubt thats the issue though

oh come on it's obvious what happened. Helen had a few drinks in her and had that chat with Asheigh essentially saying she fancied Ash. Ash clearly is not into Helen in a hot and heavy way. They were bordering on f!@k buddies but then he started feeling like hmmm maybe this is gone a bit far now when he started hearing terms like his and her relationship.
Then last night it looked like she got in the bed, kissing him, he wasn't feeling it so she decided- I know how he'll like me... And she started going down on her but he didn't really want it.

She laughed cos she was embarrassed, to be fair it was better he stopped it rather than let it happen and then brush her off. I'd almost feel bad for her if she wasn't so nasty as clearly she is insecure and believes sex is how to win over guys and if all else fails she reckons that can work for her..

theres also the fact that hes slwoly realising being around her is hurting his chances...the days task related to the public asking him about hiding behind helen and being boring....hmmmm how did that affect his performance???

Ash is not really that into Helen (Ashleigh has a boyfriend) but she's female and good at sex so she will have to do.

Piggybank? It's Helen. More like flicking flumps into the Grand Canyon.

Probably the fact that his partner is a bit of rough?