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Ashley. 20-09-2015 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8160926)
You do realise "Chandelle" is an actual murderer right

that's why she's in Will1999's prison duh

Will. 20-09-2015 07:45 PM

How are we finding the prison? I'm introducing some more people right now...

gamepodfan 20-09-2015 07:46 PM

put me in you lose your sub on tibb sports channel

MB. 20-09-2015 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8161375)
How are we finding the prison? I'm introducing some more people right now...

Not very easily considering it's hidden at the bottom of Yellowstone

(that doesn't seem the wisest of places to put a prison considering it could erupt any day soon does it)

Will. 20-09-2015 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8161382)
Not very easily considering it's hidden at the bottom of Yellowstone

(that doesn't seem the wisest of places to put a prison considering it could erupt any day soon does it)

BREAKING: Prison relocates to the South Georgia

Will. 20-09-2015 07:49 PM

Shall we meet a staff member?

Will. 20-09-2015 07:56 PM


Sharon is the head security at the prison, she has recently joined after the prison moved to South Georgia.

Sharon is a feisty woman, she once worked at a bouncer outside a club which Bozz Tutie owned.

Sharon dream is too appear on Big Brother USA, where she wants to find a wife and have children.

Sharon has an obsession with Big Foot, and is frequent Big Foot hunter, she's even appeared on Finding Bigfoot.

Sharon has recently been warned about getting close to the female inmates.

"I'm a feisty, miserable and ugly bitch! I don't care! If you mess with me, I'll batter you with a cheese burger."

Will. 20-09-2015 08:01 PM

Do we love/hate Sharon?

Ashley. 20-09-2015 08:02 PM

she's alright

MB. 20-09-2015 08:02 PM

Why is everyone a lesbian idgi

Will. 20-09-2015 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8161468)
Why is everyone a lesbian idgi

Theres only 2.

Dorothy is Asexual

Cassie is polyamourous

Britney is a lesbian

Sharon is a dyke

Chandelle is straight

Will. 20-09-2015 08:17 PM

Are we ready to meet the chef?

Ninastar 20-09-2015 08:19 PM

-is supposed to be moving to south Georgia in a month-

-rethinks this through-

Will. 21-09-2015 12:44 PM


Bob is Bob, he is your stereotypical gay guy, He's fun, loud, dramatic and most of all a diva.

Bob is a new recruit for the prison since it moved the Georgia, and the kitchen under took a major revamp to help the inmates eat better.

The kitchen has adopted the phrase: "What happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen."

Bob was recently in the press after it emerged Simon Cowell tried to bribe him to go on the USA X Factor, Bob declined the offer and rang the Daily Star immediately.

Bob dreams of becoming the next big pop star: "I want to be the next Boy George."

Bob likes nothing better than prancing around the prison kitchen in his pants and signing along to "Cheeky Girls"


Bob is a huge Cheeky Girls fan, having been to over 100 of their concert.


Will. 21-09-2015 12:48 PM

I hope we like Bob, Bob loves you.

Crimson Dynamo 21-09-2015 12:51 PM

here for this lesbian bdsm sexfest

Will. 21-09-2015 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 8163197)
here for this lesbian bdsm sexfest

I've got a lot planned, the first week or so will be introducing the staff and inmates.

What are you thoughts on Bob?

Will. 21-09-2015 02:09 PM

Meet Kirsty - inmate



Kirsty is the latest inmate to join the prison after she was involved in a huge bank robbery, which went horribly wrong after Kirsty updated her Facebook Status, which helped the police identify the robber (Kirsty).

Kirsty has had a difficult life, she use to live in the shelves of Lidl and in McDonalds toilets.

Kirsty was kicked out of McDonalds after trying to resurrect the soul of Adjoa in the toilets, Adjoa had a message for her: "Pussy."

Since then Kirsty has tried to live out Adjoa's prophecy, visiting as many Gay bars as she can.

Kirsty hobbies include watching RuPaul's Drag Race, she is hoping to have transgender surgery to appear on the show.

Kirsty is not too be messed with: "If you **** with me, I'll come down on you like a black girl to her chicken. I don't take no ****, I'm fiercely independent."

Kirsty inspiration is Peggy from EastEnders: "Peggy Mitchell is life."

Kirsty wanted to be an astronaut when she younger after watching E.T.

"I'm Kirsty, if you don't like me, bugger off."

Will. 21-09-2015 02:13 PM

What are our thought on Kirsty?

Will. 21-09-2015 02:27 PM

Meet Eileen - inmate


Eileen has been with the prison for a very long time, and people know it, she is a coffin dodger and proud.

It all went horribly wrong for Eileen after she ran over 20 people in the street - she forgot to put her glasses on.

Eileen was sentenced to 80 years in prison, she has another 10 years still to go.

Eileen is a black belt in karate after being inspired by the movie "Kung Fu Panda."

Eileen has an obsessions with Panda's, she has contacted local scientists to turn her into a Panda, but they have refused.

Eileen dated Bob in a very controversy event 10 years ago, but since then found out he was gay after he openly admitted he uses the forum "TIBB".

Eileen tried to push Bob out the window but failed, she then threw the radio out of the window which was playing "Cheeky Girls."

Eileen is a fun, old and crazy woman, she loves nothing better than sitting down and watching an episode of Bozz Tuite on YT.

Will. 21-09-2015 02:43 PM

Who is our favourite?

Daniel-X 21-09-2015 02:47 PM

Kirsty serving Norah twenty years ago?

OMG this can be the prequel to the supermarkets and they all had different names and were placed in the supermarket under witness protection after witnessing the harrowing murder of Pauline from BB15.

Will. 21-09-2015 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8163426)
Kirsty serving Norah twenty years ago?

OMG this can be the prequel to the supermarkets and they all had different names and were placed in the supermarket under witness protection after witnessing the harrowing murder of Pauline from BB15.

OMG YES! This sounds great.

Eileen can be Doreen
Kirsty can be Norah
Britney can be Nevett

Will. 23-09-2015 11:53 AM

Meet Carol - From the famous TV show


http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1bx_7GBeBzY/hqdefault.jpg

The famous Carol has joined Will's Prison after she murdered Michelle in her MTV Crib video, Carol was fuming after the street worker ruined her video.

Carol battered Michelle with her Jeremy Kyle Shrine and her cat which she had exclusively shipped from a catalogue.

Carol is one scary fat bitch, she is tough and feisty - "Check, it out, check it out."

Carol has an obsession with Jeremy Kyle, she has appeared in the audience of every episode.

Carol use to be the wife of Kirsty, but sadly Carol tried to push her out the window in an insurance scandal.

Carol loves Nadia from CBB, "Nadia is life, I have my own inflatable Nadia."

Carol once attached a McDonalds worker after they forgot to make her Big Mac Plain.

Will. 23-09-2015 11:56 AM

Carol's MTV video



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