Either a young female singing a boring power ballad or a 20 something hot guy singing a up beat techno song.

Not being funny but that is what majority of the entries are. I am surprised the uk did bad this year, easily one of the better and original entries.

Here for Billy Bragg singing about David Cameron ****ing a pig, food banks and how we want back in the EU

Whatever we send we still wont win.

Take all our money out and **** them over

Guy Freeman to be locked in a cupboard

I just read on FB that the Eurovision rules on songs are no political subtext so if that's true how did Ukraine even submit that song?

I remember reading something saying Simon Cowell wanted to try and send an unknown act one year and see how they do, as a challenge. I would be here for that tbh :clap1: BBC would never let it happen tho

Edit: this was it http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...r-s-entry.html

Not only that but due to Russia being Soviet Union with lots of today´s countries being part of it at one time in the past and then collapsing, they have a multitude of bordering countries who vote for them just because they share them same border with them.

Ie Russia has lots of neighbour countries + slavian countries that usually vote for them regardless (because of shared history and similar culture) of whatever the song is or whatever the performance is.

Even if Russia sent a person to do fart noises for 3+ minutes, they would almost certainly be guaranteed at least a top 10 spot.

Pretty much.

Just had a random thought - it would never happen but I wonder how different it would be if ITV took over the selection/broadcasting in the UK. Like the BBC, they're a member of the EBU (along with Channel 4, S4C in Wales and STV in Scotland). Again, it would never happen, but I wonder how ITV would treat the competition.

We could send a supergroup consisting of every superstar going and we'd get no higher than 5th, it's pointless to try. Better to treat it as the ridiculous farce it is.

I am a devoted Anglophile... But your song was not good compared to the competition this year

I want nothing more than to root for the UK... But I just couldn't

A one-off from One Direction, seriously.

But even then we wouldn't win. Everyone goes on about how it's political - sometimes it is yes, but ALOT of the singer in the ESC are very well known and established in alot of European countries, they're not plucked from obscurity like some of ours, so countries are bound to vote for them (Bonnie and Engelbert excluded).

OR do what Jade Ewen and Andrew LW did, campaign and promote like mad around Europe in the months before, we came 5th then.

Pick the song earlier - promote, promote, promote - get votes?

It would be a six hour marathon with all the ad breaks :unsure:

Well the soing was pretty bland but should have been perhaps half way. The song that won was not the best, but people hate Russia. You need a great song to kill the politics. Lst year and Conchita did it. This year politics won.

But our song was bang average

Wining it is out the window in my view, as we would never get really current big stars to enter for the UK like the days of Sandie Shaw,Lulu and Cliff Richard naming just 3.

Also,ours was okay and I liked it,I hoped it would do well but it was better when it went to the up tempo parts.

The Jury voting showed we can pull in votes across the board again,Russia and Estonia gave us votes,Malta gave us 12, we got votes from 11 of the juries this time.
The song has to register though with those watching and clearly it didn't last night.

It's nothing to do with the songs ,it's political imo, our entry was quite catchy and equally as good as the rest of those songs and singers in there, I don't know why we embarrass ourselves every year,having said that we might just get a shock result one year.Good old Britain is only good enough to live in.

The Spice Girls need to do a greatest hits medley

Not sure we can win again but one of our problems also seem to have been opening it up to the public voting too.

After all, Joe and Jack were in a fair placing just from the jury voting.

One day we may just get a breakthrough,after all after Bucks Fizz win in 1981,we had to wait 16 years again before Katrina won it in 1997.

We have always had a problem in gathering in enough votes and looking at the breakdown of how the voting went from Italy, France, Germany, Spain,Belgium,Israel,Sweden,Norway and particularly the former Yugoslav countries too,there was nothing there at all from any of them.

Do you think it would ever be possible for betting to be scrapped? I don't really know how it pros to be completely honest, but there's always an unfair hype around those who are the favourites. The media capitalise it and then all of the attention is on the select few favourites to win by the time the final comes.

i think we need to invade some of the made up countries and destroy them

@bosnia, montewhatthefeck, croatia, armenia, azerbywhatsit etc

we need to get militarised

Maybe come out of our comfort zone? Sing in another language?

This wouldn't of won but it'll have achieved more votes I think

We need Scotland, NI and Wales to become independent states, then do deals along with Malta and other countries that don't mind us to give each other 12 points on a rota basis so we win every few years, I remember when Ireland won back to back victories and everyone was moaning about the cost of hosting it :joker:

We aren't a popular country in the EU and we don't share any borders with anyone. The winner will always be either politically motivated or it'll be simply a good song from a neutral country. We've got an unfavourable position with EU to deal with as well as resentment for automatically making the finals.

Can't blame anyone for not wanting to spend money on making an effort given that the last time we went all out we barely scraped fifth. You can't blame established acts for not wanting to do it since no one with a career wants to be a joke.

Yeah Darline and Bianca were both better than Joe and Jake tbh