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Lauren 14-03-2007 08:03 PM
This story reminds me of something my Biology teacher told me.

There was this man working in a factory late night once, and he was in control of a conveyerbelt mechanism thing. Anyway, he got horny one night and no-one was in the room - so he tried to pleasure himself using the conveyerbelt. Anyway, his balls got caught in it, and almost ripped them fully off. :hugesmile:

Yeah, sick.. I know.

Princess 14-03-2007 08:05 PM
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Originally posted by Lauren
This story reminds me of something my Biology teacher told me.

There was this man working in a factory late night once, and he was in control of a conveyerbelt mechanism thing. Anyway, he got horny one night and no-one was in the room - so he tried to pleasere himself using the conveyerbelt. Anyway, his balls got caught in it, and almost ripped them fully off. :hugesmile:

Yeah, sick.. I know.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Bells 14-03-2007 08:08 PM
That's pretty bad.

The most disturbing I've heard is the guy who shagged a horse because he was 'lonely', according to his lawyer. :bored:

It was taken to court and everything and apparently the jury couldn't stop sniggering - can't say I blame them. :laugh:

andybigbro 14-03-2007 08:26 PM
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Originally posted by Emilee
OMG!! Ouch!!!!!!!!
:conf2:
Super Ouch lol

lily. 14-03-2007 09:09 PM
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Originally posted by GiRTh
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'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,'
Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
LMFAO What did he miss? The entrance?

Maybe he had lost the keys and had to go round the back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA

Seriously... I just sprayed lemonade all over the desk when I read that.. Brilliant!!! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

ThaGazBoi 14-03-2007 09:48 PM
That is bloody brilliant! Lmao. Love it.

Poor fella though.

Sophii3x 14-03-2007 09:48 PM
I read in Love It! magazine that a postman got his balls ripped off by a dog! OUCH!!

x-heather-x 14-03-2007 10:22 PM
What a plonker....
That mustve been sore though:pat:

Psylocke 14-03-2007 10:30 PM
The wife must be one hard fannied bitch.
like riding a kitchen floor i bet.

zachary 14-03-2007 10:36 PM
Hahaha...that is funny. Can't imagine the pain....

Lauren 14-03-2007 11:02 PM
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Originally posted by Psylocke
The wife must be one hard fannied bitch.
like riding a kitchen floor i bet.
LMFAOOOOO

Mrluvaluva 15-03-2007 09:18 AM
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Originally posted by Linda
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Originally posted by BAZG
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Originally posted by GiRTh
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Originally posted by Lauren
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Originally posted by BAZG
'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,'
Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
LMFAO What did he miss? The entrance?

Maybe he had lost the keys and had to go round the back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA

Seriously... I just sprayed lemonade all over the desk when I read that.. Brilliant!!! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

You were the only one to get it! Glad it tickled you.

Bells 15-03-2007 09:28 AM
^^^ LOL I got it as well... very sharp! :laugh:

Lauren 15-03-2007 12:10 PM
I got it too :hugesmile:

Just didn't mention it.

Mrluvaluva 15-03-2007 12:12 PM
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Originally posted by Lauren
I got it too :hugesmile:

Just didn't mention it.

Whatever!

Lauren 15-03-2007 12:14 PM
Face it BAZG, your joke was ****.
Admirable effort though.

Nah just kidding, it was ok.

Mrluvaluva 15-03-2007 12:15 PM
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Originally posted by Lauren
Face it BAZG, your joke was ****.
Admirable effort though.

Nah just kidding, it was ok.
up yours! :mad: lol

Lauren 15-03-2007 12:18 PM
Haha, touchy touchy :nono:

Mrluvaluva 15-03-2007 12:19 PM
I'z be jokin' wiv u. I'z is bored!

Lauren 15-03-2007 12:21 PM
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I'z be jokin' with u. I'z is bored!
I'm bored too. :sad: Only had double Psychology today, so now I'm home til about 6 when I'm going back to school to watch the college play - Grease. :laugh: Cheese-fest.

Mrluvaluva 15-03-2007 12:23 PM
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I'z be jokin' with u. I'z is bored!
I'm bored too. :sad: Only had double Psychology today, so now I'm home til about 6 when I'm going back to school to watch the college play - Grease. :laugh: Cheese-fest.

Grease! That should be funny.


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