YES my boyfriend is only allowed to look and compliment me because he chose to love me and nobody else and I’m the sexiest person on this earth

....N-N-N-NO NAKED JACUZZINESS..!!!...:laugh:...

I'd say yes but thats because I get jealous easily
Ive only been in a relationship 5 weeks and already I've been arguing with her

Well as long as they don't end up having sex then it can be seen as a laugh as the guy clearly isn't into the girl so there'd be nothing for the boyfriend to worry about.

She's gonna end it if you don't quit that **** real fast

I know its just how I am though

Oh don't use "that's just who I am" as an excuse, unless you have a reason to be so jealous then arguing over things that haven't happened is controlling and something that really needs to be worked on by you. It will turn all your relationships toxic otherwise

I want to change the way I am though as I really love the girl

If she's going to cheat she will do so whether you argue with her or not, arguing with her about it though is going to do one of two things, it will either make her leave you because she's pissed off with being made to feel like she's doing something when she isn't or it will make her stop going out/seeing people etc because she doesn't want you to get upset. Neither is good

Niamh is most wise, it's not that difficult really. You can't ever control someone, nor should you expect to, so there's no point trying or in trying to pre-empt things that might hurt you. All you can do is discuss boundaries and expectations, trust the other person, and react to things that HAVE happened... not what you "worry might" happen.

If your boundaries and expectations are wildly different then to be blunt you probably just have to accept that it isn't going to work.

Give me her number, I'm a bit of a wizard with the old texting. I'll have her back onside in no time :smug:

We've heard

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Thanks for the advice guys

I never usually agree with Niamh re: serious debates stuff lmaoo but I do here and I don't think I could have said anything better

What next

Is it cheating when I wank off the odd vagrant when if had a few and off to do my big shop?

...reported...

I know you've told me who you are before, but I have no idea who you are.:smug:

On a scale of no-to-yes... sort of

Not Slim making the thread about himself :oh:

same every time :hee:

Katy Perry has a lot to answer for

thanks.....I think :laugh:

It's no joke :worry:.