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Lauren 31-05-2009 06:58 AM
Whats big and grey?



A carpark.

Wait that didn't even make me laugh.

Stu 31-05-2009 11:33 AM
Micahel Jackson is home teaching his son to masturbate :

''Gee whizz daddy! This is great!''

''Hoo-ooh yes! And when your eighteen you can use your own cock!''

Lauren 31-05-2009 11:34 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Stu
Micahel Jackson is home teaching his son to masturbate :

''Gee whizz daddy! This is great!''

''Hoo-ooh yes! And when your eighteen you can use your own cock!''
Pmsfl. I lol'd.

Noel 31-05-2009 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Stu
An Irish family were found frozen to death outside of a cinema one December. They were lining up for 'closed for three weeks'.
¬__¬

SiaSiaSia 31-05-2009 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Stu
An Irish family were found frozen to death outside of a cinema one December. They were lining up for 'closed for three weeks'.
HAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha

Noel 31-05-2009 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
Quote:
Originally posted by Stu
An Irish family were found frozen to death outside of a cinema one December. They were lining up for 'closed for three weeks'.
HAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha
¬__¬

DamonJ 31-05-2009 12:00 PM
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Noel 31-05-2009 12:02 PM
LMAO Damon.
Hmm what have I got..?
Oooh I made this one up when I was like 12!

What do you wash a dog with?

.....................Shampoodle!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

DamonJ 31-05-2009 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Bradley!
LMAO Damon.
Hmm what have I got..?
Oooh I made this one up when I was like 12!

What do you wash a dog with?

.....................Shampoodle!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
LMFAOOOOO

What was the hippy's wife called?

Missisipi

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Noel 31-05-2009 12:05 PM
LMFAO!
I'm gonna remember that one LOL

Fom 31-05-2009 12:06 PM
Whats white and falls from trees?

Fridges


Whats white with blue stripes and falls from trees?

Fridges wearing pajamas...

30stone 31-05-2009 12:06 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Bradley!
Quote:
Originally posted by Stu
An Irish family were found frozen to death outside of a cinema one December. They were lining up for 'closed for three weeks'.
¬__¬
Irishman goes into the job centre and says "ive been phoning the number on your window 08001730 for 2 ****ing weeks and no one has answered"

"08001730 is the ****ing opening times."

Okay it wasn't that funny but only Irish joke ive heard in a while.

DamonJ 31-05-2009 12:07 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Fom
Whats white and falls from trees?

Fridges


Whats white with blue stripes and falls from trees?

Fridges wearing pajamas...
Why would fridges fall from trees? :sad:

Noel 31-05-2009 12:10 PM
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Originally posted by 30stone
Quote:
Originally posted by Bradley!
Quote:
Originally posted by Stu
An Irish family were found frozen to death outside of a cinema one December. They were lining up for 'closed for three weeks'.
¬__¬
Irishman goes into the job centre and says "ive been phoning the number on your window 08001730 for 2 ****ing weeks and no one has answered"

"08001730 is the ****ing opening times."

Okay it wasn't that funny but only Irish joke ive heard in a while.
LMAO that is funny, but I don't get why it's an Irishman? lol. Was it just a random nationality? :wink:

Fom 31-05-2009 12:12 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by DamonJ
Quote:
Originally posted by Fom
Whats white and falls from trees?

Fridges


Whats white with blue stripes and falls from trees?

Fridges wearing pajamas...
Why would fridges fall from trees? :sad:
Thats the whole point, the person told me, and it was so random and rubbish I was in hysterics.

Noel 31-05-2009 12:16 PM
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.

What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath.

DamonJ 31-05-2009 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Fom
Quote:
Originally posted by DamonJ
Quote:
Originally posted by Fom
Whats white and falls from trees?

Fridges


Whats white with blue stripes and falls from trees?

Fridges wearing pajamas...
Why would fridges fall from trees? :sad:
Thats the whole point, the person told me, and it was so random and rubbish I was in hysterics.
Oh. :blush2: lol

Fom 31-05-2009 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Bradley!
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.

What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath.
I freaking love that joke

Whats red and fluffy?

Angry pink fluff hahaha

Beastie 31-05-2009 12:18 PM
i was going to tell you a joke about butter...

but it might spread!!!! lol

30stone 31-05-2009 12:19 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Bradley!
Quote:
Originally posted by 30stone
Quote:
Originally posted by Bradley!
Quote:
Originally posted by Stu
An Irish family were found frozen to death outside of a cinema one December. They were lining up for 'closed for three weeks'.
¬__¬
Irishman goes into the job centre and says "ive been phoning the number on your window 08001730 for 2 ****ing weeks and no one has answered"

"08001730 is the ****ing opening times."

Okay it wasn't that funny but only Irish joke ive heard in a while.
LMAO that is funny, but I don't get why it's an Irishman? lol. Was it just a random nationality? :wink:
Yeh my dads side of the family is northern irish so he always gets northern irish/ irish jokes sent to him by his mates and he does the same back etc.

Harry! 31-05-2009 12:20 PM
Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

lily. 31-05-2009 12:22 PM
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

He sat up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Noel 31-05-2009 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by 30stone
Quote:
Originally posted by Bradley!
Quote:
Originally posted by 30stone
Quote:
Originally posted by Bradley!
Quote:
Originally posted by Stu
An Irish family were found frozen to death outside of a cinema one December. They were lining up for 'closed for three weeks'.
¬__¬
Irishman goes into the job centre and says "ive been phoning the number on your window 08001730 for 2 ****ing weeks and no one has answered"

"08001730 is the ****ing opening times."

Okay it wasn't that funny but only Irish joke ive heard in a while.
LMAO that is funny, but I don't get why it's an Irishman? lol. Was it just a random nationality? :wink:
Yeh my dads side of the family is northern irish so he always gets northern irish/ irish jokes sent to him by his mates and he does the same back etc.
Lol, I love Irish jokes, espec. the ones about us being drunk and all. :love:

lily. 31-05-2009 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Stu
What's the difference between jam, marmalade & butter?


























You can't marmalade your cock up someone's arse.

That's the best one in this thread so far... I LoLed ... a lot!

Noel 31-05-2009 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Fom
Quote:
Originally posted by Bradley!
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.

What's blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath.
I freaking love that joke

Whats red and fluffy?

Angry pink fluff hahaha
LMAOO.
What's green and fluffy?
Sick pink fluff..

did I just ruin it?


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