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Old 30-05-2009, 06:34 PM #1
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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?

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i have one but it's a tad racist.
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Fo'Drizzle. Oh dear. I'm ashamed I laughed out loud
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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?

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[spoil]Why did man create white chocolate?
so black children can have dirty faces.[/spoil]
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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?

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Don't get it
Snoop Dogg says a lot of 'izzle' words.

Drizzle is light rain.

Umbrella? Rain?

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella?

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Snoop Dogg says a lot of 'izzle' words.

Drizzle is light rain.

Umbrella? Rain?

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Oh I get it now!
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Bruce Lee wants what for Christmas?











































ATOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?




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Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? to get to the bird eye shop
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Quality stuff from everybody so far. Keep them coming.

Anyway ... say ... what do you call something white that cant climb a tree?
































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When is a virgin not a virgin, when a virgin meets a virgina
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An Irish family were found frozen to death outside of a cinema one December. They were lining up for 'closed for three weeks'.
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what do you call a bird that was hit by a combine harvester????

SHREDDED TWEET
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What happens when you cross a bitch with a bastard? a ****ing real bastard bitch
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a skinny person who sees a fat person in the mirror.. their aim is to become......

ANOREXICALLY PLEASING
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ANOREXICALLY PLEASING
Thats really funny and sick to lo
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Too much WKD makes you FKD.
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yeah.. because i always think of the word.. "aesthetically pleasing"

and then in my mind came.. "anorexically pleasing"

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What's the difference between jam, marmalade & butter?


























You can't marmalade your cock up someone's arse.
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Too much WKD makes you FKD.
WKD is rank. They always make me sick
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WKD is the best crap joke of this thread thus far.
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