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Black Dagger 14-03-2012 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 5017991)
That's because you are emotionally dead. :idc:
You're actually right :sad:

Incensed 19-03-2012 11:06 AM
News - Torres scores and lifts his shirt to reveal a 'Save the Chilean Miners' T-Shirt.

Niamh. 16-05-2013 04:08 PM
What's a specimen?

Spoiler:

An Italian astronaut

Ryan57 16-05-2013 04:10 PM
Where did Saddam Hussain keep his CDs?

Spoiler:

In a Raq (best said in person)

King Gizzard 16-05-2013 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5017577)
What did the Iranian president say when he didn't like his food?

Ah my dinner bad.
i just laughed at this again

Niamh. 16-05-2013 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 5996710)
i just laughed at this again
:laugh:

Marsh. 16-05-2013 04:14 PM
What is brown and has holes in it?

Spoiler:

Swiss Sh!t

Marc 16-05-2013 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5017626)
What did Zee say to a black guy?

"I hate you because of your skin colour".
:laugh3: ****ing hell

Z 16-05-2013 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5996704)
What's a specimen?

Spoiler:

An Italian astronaut
I'm properly crying with laughter at this

Alf 16-05-2013 04:21 PM
What do you call a Russian with a bottle of Lemonade?

Spoiler:

Whodyanick yourpopov

Niamh. 16-05-2013 04:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zee (Post 5996749)
I'm properly crying with laughter at this
:laugh: I can't decide if I prefer that one or

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Spoiler:

Roberto

Alf 16-05-2013 04:24 PM
What do you call a Middle Eastern drug dealer?

Spoiler:

Ava daba dis

Marsh. 16-05-2013 04:27 PM
How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Spoiler:

None. They can't turn them on anyway.


How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Spoiler:

Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of $800,000.


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