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Alf 17-04-2021 05:20 AM
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then pay for binoculars to look down at the ground?

Alf 17-04-2021 05:22 AM
Why do Doctors leave the room while you change? They're gonna see you naked anyway.

Alf 17-04-2021 05:23 AM
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Alf 17-04-2021 05:25 AM
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Alf 17-04-2021 05:26 AM
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Alf 17-04-2021 05:29 AM
Why do dogs get mad when you blow in their face, but if you take them for a car ride, they stick their head out of the window?

Alf 17-04-2021 05:32 AM
Do the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?

Alf 17-04-2021 05:32 AM
Why did you just try singing the songs above?

thesheriff443 17-04-2021 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Alf (Post 11034873)
Can you cry under water?
You definitely can take a p1ss

thesheriff443 17-04-2021 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Alf (Post 11034881)
Why do dogs get mad when you blow in their face, but if you take them for a car ride, they stick their head out of the window?
You probably got bad breath

thesheriff443 17-04-2021 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Alf (Post 11034880)
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Too far Alf

thesheriff443 17-04-2021 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Alf (Post 11034380)
What is a free gift? Arne't all gifts free?
Not if they come with a 24 month contract

thesheriff443 17-04-2021 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Alf (Post 11034381)
If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Depends who shift it is.

thesheriff443 17-04-2021 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Alf (Post 11034382)
Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
Because they probably taste like chicken

thesheriff443 17-04-2021 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Alf (Post 11034384)
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Because we only own our mouths

Denver 17-04-2021 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Alf (Post 11034880)
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Imagine thinking rape is the same as stealing something from the shop

thesheriff443 17-04-2021 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Alf (Post 11034387)
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
A knife to cut it with

thesheriff443 17-04-2021 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Alf (Post 11034390)
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
In case they missed

thesheriff443 17-04-2021 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Alf (Post 11034875)
What disease did cured ham actually have?
It was a pig

thesheriff443 17-04-2021 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Alf (Post 11034877)
Why do Doctors leave the room while you change? They're gonna see you naked anyway.
So they can try to keep a straight face when they come back in the room

Alf 17-04-2021 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Denver (Post 11034897)
Imagine thinking rape is the same as stealing something from the shop
Why would anyone want to imagine that? What a strange request to make. No! I'm sorry, but I won't imagine that, I've got better things to do.


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