[Alf]

If you push the lift/elevator button more than once, does it make the lift /elevator come quicker?

[Alf]

Which Orange came first? The fruit or the colour?

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Alf

Which Orange came first? The fruit or the colour?

I’d say the word came first it was just another fruit until it was given a name

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Alf

If you push the lift/elevator button more than once, does it make the lift /elevator come quicker?

If someone has pushed the button on another floor before you then no

[Alf]

How far up do bald people go when they're washing their face?

[Alf]

If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or are you strong?

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Alf

How far up do bald people go when they're washing their face?

You would have to ask a bald person not someone like myself with a full head of hair

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Alf

If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or are you strong?

You are Mentally unbalanced

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Alf

How far up do bald people go when they're washing their face?

[Alf]

In the word "Scent" which is the silent letter, the S or the C?

[Alf]

What colour is a mirror?

[Alf]

If tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup considered a smoothie?

[Alf]

Why do noses run but feet smell?

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Alf

How far up do bald people go when they're washing their face?

Brilliant

[Kazanne]

Love these Alf ,lol

[Alf]

If a word was spelled incorrectly in the dictionary, would anybody realise it?

[Alf]

If revenge is a dish best served cold, and revenge is sweet, does that mean, revenge is ice-cream?

[Alf]

10 questions for you there.

Let us know if anybody gets 10/10 correct answers.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Alf

Why do noses run but feet smell?

Alf are you going Live on that LBC
Left Winger midday Mystery Hour?


I love it when a Live News Event
buggers up his hour.


That gets him angry.

[Calderyon]

Originally Posted by Alf

If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or are you strong?

Neither, just stupid for punching yourself.

[Calderyon]

Originally Posted by Alf

What colour is a mirror?

Whatever is reflected onto it.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Alf

If you push the lift/elevator button more than once, does it make the lift /elevator come quicker?

No, but if you hold in the button you want after the doors close, it skips all other floors even if someone has pushed for it, and takes you there immediately with no stops.

I found out this when on holiday staying in a hotel with like 25 floors or something. Used to take bloody ages to get a lift, as the staff told everyone this...and it appears to work in all lifts, as have tried it elsewhere

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

No, but if you hold in the button you want after the doors close, it skips all other floors even if someone has pushed for it, and takes you there immediately with no stops.

I found out this when on holiday staying in a hotel with like 25 floors or something. Used to take bloody ages to get a lift, as the staff told everyone this...and it appears to work in all lifts, as have tried it elsewhere

Oh good tip

[Alf]

Bump

[Alf]

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