"Doctor doctor i think i need glasses?

"doctor says of course you do this is a resturant"

"doctor doctor i have 59 seconds to live"

"doctor says wait over there for a minture please."

i love jokes

ha ha thats funny:laugh:

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LOLLOL

that was funny wasn't it

knock knock

Who is there?

no one lol lol:laugh3:

That invisible man

doctor

doctor who

its is realy bad but anyway!!

what do you call a man with a seegal on his head????

cliff lol lol:laugh: i said it was bad!!! lol

lollollol

ive got one

what do you call a dear with no eyes?????













no eye-idea!!! lol:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his wife off the wall?







Cuz he wanted to see her crack!

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Sorry.Bit crap.

lol lol^^^^^

any one got a realy good to make us laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol lol

Doctor doctor i think im a pair of curtains

Doctor says pull yourself together lad.

ha ha ha ^^^^

Doctor doctor i think i need glasses

doctor says of course you do this is a resturant.

lol^^^

Got any?

Horse walks into a bar!




Ouch!!!??!

omg i for got about this thread!!! lol sum good jokes posted on here!! lol

Why didnt the chicken cross the road?


Because he was a chicken! (He was scared!! and you dont normally see chickens crossing roads.


Your mums so dumb that she got hit by a packed car.

lol i like the second one!!!

What do you call a shop full of nuns ?
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Virgin Megastore :bigsmile:

Did you hear about the about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?

He got dragged in by a strong current.

haha i likes Kra!g's!!

A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'
The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.
'Your turn,' says the man.
'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'

PMSL :laugh2: That was a good one !

Lmao Ashlee That was a good one.

I got a joke.

Why did the farmer cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.

And Another

Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken got run over.

Hehe.

Knock Knock.
Who's their?
Boo!

Boo Who!

What do you get when a sheep crosses paths with a Kangaroo?
Wooly Jumpers!

Haha, I love unfunny jokes, just for that simple reason.

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No offence to blondes, but here goes. There are two blondes, one brainy, one dumb jumping off a cliff. Which one lands first?

The dumb one! There's no such thing as a brainy blonde lol!

Sorry to all the blondes!

I've got a blond joke lol

There's a blond a brunette and a red head all holding onto a rope that's hanging off a cliff, the rope is about to break and if it does they will all die, the only way to save themselves is if one of them lets go, because then there will be less weight.

So the brunette makes this loooooooooooong speech about how she should be the one to let go and be the one everyone remembers and will honor her forever.

At the end of her speech. The blond claps.

- Your ma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was at the other side.
- Your ma's saw more helmets than Hitler.
- Your ma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of petrol.

OMG that's so weird my mate told me the exact same joke earlier lol

a man walkes up to a blonde woman in a bar watching the 10 o'clock news. she says to him 'have you seen this ? , the man is threatening to jump of that block of flats !' the man says 'i bet he jumps' she replyes 'i bet he dosent' 'i bet you 50 bucks he jumps' 'your on' just as they shake hands the man does a swan dive off the building. 'oh dear' says the woman 'well here's your 50 bucks, you won fair and square''thanks' the £50 richer man stroles back over to his friend and says 'easiest 50 bucks ive ever made, i guess she didnt it was on the the 5'oclock news' :bigsmile:

i have one but its quite rude, and mark will prob give me a row :(

LAUGH AT CAROLE DAMN YOU
http://www.heatworld.com/img/upload/...1000016866.jpg

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

and....

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thats sick!

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