Raul didn't sign for Shalke

Torres wouldn't go to Real because the club that made him who he is, Atletico Madrid, are Real's derby rivals.

He won't go to Man City because he isn't a mong.

And Chelsea, I dunno, depends how much he loves Liverpool.

I think he will stay though. And even if he wants to leave, someone has to offer around 70 million for the club to even consider it.

Yaya Toure makes 200k a week at citeh :joker:

Relegation looks a certainty

West Bromwich albion all he way!!!! Boing Boing!

Swansea will win the Championship meanwhile Cardiff will be on -10 Points at the bottom with No Chopra or Whittingham...

west brom will be right back down
they are like a feckin yo-yo

Watch this season we should do well. We have gotta show wolves their aint no beating us! We will have a better season this time round. We will just escape relegation i reckon!

Lmfao true

League One <34

With their manager and players? Roflmaopmsl, funniest thing I've heard all day.

Whitts is a certaintly to stay with us, Chopra can go though

Have there been any big signings yet? I haven't really kept up with footie recently :/

POSITIVITY on the pitch, positivity off it – Brendan Rodgers has only been in charge at Swansea City for one week but he is already making his mark.

As he watched his side cruise to a comfortable 1-0 win over League Two side Cheltenham, two things will have crossed Rodgers’ mind.

Firstly, Swansea should have scored more goals, but secondly, and more importantly, there were plenty of encouraging signs that the attacking flair which earned so many plaudits under Roberto Martinez was ready to rise again.

POSITIVITY on the pitch, positivity off it – Brendan Rodgers has only been in charge at Swansea City for one week but he is already making his mark.

As he watched his side cruise to a comfortable 1-0 win over League Two side Cheltenham, two things will have crossed Rodgers’ mind.

Firstly, Swansea should have scored more goals, but secondly, and more importantly, there were plenty of encouraging signs that the attacking flair which earned so many plaudits under Roberto Martinez was ready to rise again.

Joe Cole to Liverpool.
Koscielny to Arsenal.
Benayoun to Chelsea.
Silva, Toure, Boateng to City.
Hernandez to Utd.

I so hope the Baggies stay up!:hugesmile:.

:D:D

We're signing Djemba-Djemba apparently. Should be finalised by Wednesday. Dunno what to think tbh.

Will go along and watch our friendly at Cirencester tomorrow night, first game I have been to since play off final at Wembley. Bit of a change of scenery:

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To....

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Lmao I saw that in the E&S:D, he'll have to prove that he is worth it.

So good they named him twice..

or not

According to Talk Sport earlier on, they reckon they have it from 2 excellent sources that Torres will be at Chelsea this new season, and something is under way now!?

Their sources must be drunk

He is still on holiday as far as I'm aware..think it was a rumour starting from nowhere