Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 3931158)

That picture makes me want to feel sick actually the way he's posing as if it's his new Facebook profile picture.

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 3931158)

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Or was this photoshopped? That picture makes me want to feel sick actually the way he's posing as if it's his new Facebook profile picture.

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 3931158)

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-co...egnant-man.jpg

Like this?

Or was this photoshopped? That picture makes me want to feel sick actually the way he's posing as if it's his new Facebook profile picture.

Originally Posted by Karl. (Post 3931164)

LOL
naw thats real it was on tv once
hes a ******

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 3930965)

I'd like 3 Kids.

Sorry 4.

2 Boys and 2 Girls.

2 Boys, Reason? Back Up.
Means if one is gay, then fair enough you can still live under my roof and that just don't bring any lads home.

The other, would turn out straight and then we could have abit of banter, down the pub, Father and Son drink together in the strip club, You know.

Now here's where it get's good and lads, take this on board.


I convince the girlfriend to have 2 daughters, reason?
Well,


1 Will turn out, not normal.. well straight, She can ****** off to a flat down the road the second she brings a bloke home.

The other will hopefully be a lesbian.

Reason?
Well it's simple.

She will bring home alot of girls.

We hope their relationship fails, and she moves onto the next girl.
Then, I get the rebound.

But of course my daughter's Ex Girlfriend is a lesbian, so it's simple.

I keep an eye on her, just keep in contact you know, until she gets another girl.
Then, I ask them both to perform Lesbian Sex in my bedroom.

[This is my daughter's EX Girlfriend and her NEW Girlfriend, my Daughter isn't involved so no incest or Fritzl business is happening x]


And everyone lives happily ever after,


Providing no one tells the wife.

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ (Post 3931181)

It's a woman. A man cannot physically carry a child (unless it's a seahorse)

Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 3931184)

Ahh love it :D

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 3931134)

I don't know,
They wouldn't be properly yours, yes they could adopt but still.
Unless you did what Michael Jackson did in that episode of South Park and got like them made in a lab, but then again they STILL wouldn't be your blood.

So you're pretty ******ed in that sense sadly.

But you can get people to like carry your baby right? Tila Tequila did it.

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ (Post 3931413)

I suppose you could ask the same about backgrounds/class/age/religion (to name a few)

What would you accept??

Does anything go ?? As a parent would you accept anything of your child?

(Sorry to hijack your thread Joe)

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 3931418)

I don't understand your question - would you accept your child being from a different background, social class, being a different age, or having different religious views?

Because the answer to the first three would be an unnecessary yes, given you're kinda responsible for that. Religion however is not something you're born into. Unless you're a crazy indoctrinating sort, in which case it's again the parent's responsibility.

[sorry if I misunderstood your question haha]

Originally Posted by Zee (Post 3931122)

I dunno if that was meaning my post; but I was meaning it in the traditional vein of marriage and having children; and yes that was my point too - love of your child would surely be more important than any "plans" you had for them.

Originally Posted by InOne (Post 3930942)

Obviously most people accept it, but some have pretty different views when it comes to their own kids. Sort of shatters visions of Grand Kids and all that.

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 3931036)

I'd be pissed because I wouldn't have grandkids or anything like that.