[InOne]

Obviously most people accept it, but some have pretty different views when it comes to their own kids. Sort of shatters visions of Grand Kids and all that, and some seem less comfortable with it when it's their own Children. How would you feel?

I would not be bothered either way.

[Locke.]

Wouldn't be happy about it but there's nothing you can do really is there.

[Iceman]

No I wouldn't care at all, not my place to be upset or not, so long as they are comfortable and happy thats all that matters really.

[Shaun]

No.

*prepares self for a barrage of horrible comments*

[Jordan.]

I wouldn't be bothered.

[Ross]

No.

[Stacey.]

Nope, not at all.

[30stone]

Originally Posted by Locke.

Wouldn't be happy about it but there's nothing you can do really is there.

This.

[Patrick]

I'd like 3 Kids.

Sorry 4.

2 Boys and 2 Girls.

2 Boys, Reason? Back Up.
Means if one is gay, then fair enough you can still live under my roof and that just don't bring any lads home.

The other, would turn out straight and then we could have abit of banter, down the pub, Father and Son drink together in the strip club, You know.

Now here's where it get's good and lads, take this on board.


I convince the girlfriend to have 2 daughters, reason?
Well,


1 Will turn out, not normal.. well straight, She can ****** off to a flat down the road the second she brings a bloke home.

The other will hopefully be a lesbian.

Reason?
Well it's simple.

She will bring home alot of girls.

We hope their relationship fails, and she moves onto the next girl.
Then, I get the rebound.

But of course my daughter's Ex Girlfriend is a lesbian, so it's simple.

I keep an eye on her, just keep in contact you know, until she gets another girl.
Then, I ask them both to perform Lesbian Sex in my bedroom.

[This is my daughter's EX Girlfriend and her NEW Girlfriend, my Daughter isn't involved so no incest or Fritzl business is happening x]


And everyone lives happily ever after,


Providing no one tells the wife.

[Benjamin]

Yes, yes I would. Horrid thought!

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I'd like 3 Kids.

Sorry 4.

2 Boys and 2 Girls.

2 Boys, Reason? Back Up.
Means if one is gay, then fair enough you can still live under my roof and that just don't bring any lads home.

The other, would turn out straight and then we could have abit of banter, down the pub, Father and Son drink together in the strip club, You know.

Now here's where it get's good and lads, take this on board.


I convince the girlfriend to have 2 daughters, reason?
Well,


1 Will turn out, not normal.. well straight, She can ****** off to a flat down the road the second she brings a bloke home.

The other will hopefully be a lesbian.

Reason?
Well it's simple.

She will bring home alot of girls.

We hope their relationship fails, and she moves onto the next girl.
Then, I get the rebound.

But of course my daughter's Ex Girlfriend is a lesbian, so it's simple.

I keep an eye on her, just keep in contact you know, until she gets another girl.
Then, I ask them both to perform Lesbian Sex in my bedroom.

[This is my daughter's EX Girlfriend and her NEW Girlfriend, my Daughter isn't involved so no incest or Fritzl business is happening x]


And everyone lives happily ever after,


Providing no one tells the wife.

Do you know thats not possible yeah?

[Kerry]

No, not bothered. Infact I remember when one of my girls best mates was absolutely obsessed with my daughter (as toddlers) and her Mum used to say to me "Oh goodness, I think my daughter has a crush on yours!!". First thing I said was "so??"

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Iceman

Do you know thats not possible yeah?

*Thinks*

2 Secs, I'm going to read over that post and try and figure it out abit.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

The other, would turn out straight and then we could have abit of banter, down the pub, Father and Son drink together in the strip club, You know.

Do you think if your child was gay they would be unable to have banter in the pub with you?!

[Patrick]

Oh sorry, didn't see you put in bold..

[Novo]

I think i would be dissapointed at first, and it would take some getting use to as well.. your son telling you about his boyfriends and that.. I would be Equally disappointed if my daughter came out as well though

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Do you think if your child was gay they would be unable to have banter in the pub with you?!

Of course they could.

But not in a strip club silly.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Of course they could.

But not in a strip club silly.

Hmm...not all gay guys find women utterly repulsive.

I actually have a few gay mates who go to strip clubs on stag dos and that

[Patrick]

Back to Eoin,

Good point actually.

Okay,
I convince the girlfriend to keep trying for more kids until we get lucky and have 2 girls.

The other babys can grow up and be Extras in my family.

[King Gizzard]

Obviously I wouldn't like the idea that there would be a high chance that we wouldn't share alot of interests, but I wouldn't be overly bothered.

[Vicky.]

On topic, no. it wouldnt bother me in the slightest.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Hmm...not all gay guys find women utterly repulsive.

I actually have a few gay mates who go to strip clubs on stag dos and that

LOL

Cool.
Oh yeah like Christian in Eastenders actually, Think I saw him in a strip club once.

[Not irl obviously]

[Jords]

Youd be disappointed to begin with I think, but get over it rather quickly and support them if you were a good parent.

Obv you wouldnt show that you were disappointed initially though.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Do you think if your child was gay they would be unable to have banter in the pub with you?!

Vicky! We all know gays don't do banter. We are too busy playing with barbie's, pretending we are Lady GaGa and practicing not to catch, not to run, and not to throw properly! Pffft!

[Jack_]

Um...no. You're a dolt if you would be, quite frankly. Doesn't matter either way...what the **** has it got to do with me?

I don't want to know who my children are ****ing, whether they're gay or straight...