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Beso 14-08-2016 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8914667)
Genuinely NO sarcasm Parmnion - a bit of humour at the end - but I MEAN every word.

:thumbs:

jet 14-08-2016 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8912946)
Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i..._Rr-YuJ-M1lOgw

BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me for my brain.






King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...o_the_bear.jpg

BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

:joker::joker: Brilliant! :clap1:

Jamie89 14-08-2016 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 8913815)
Everytime i am nice to someone on here it gets deleted.:joker:

Not you getting a bad edit http://i.imgur.com/XWmDaU1.png?1

kirklancaster 14-08-2016 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jet (Post 8914712)
:joker::joker: Brilliant! :clap1:

Thanks Jet. I love your feedback.

Beso 14-08-2016 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie89 (Post 8914746)
Not you getting a bad edit http://i.imgur.com/XWmDaU1.png?1

What does that emoji mean?

Garfie 14-08-2016 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8912946)
Barmy Girl - Chloe Khan - Featuring Stephen Bear

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i..._Rr-YuJ-M1lOgw

BEAR
Hiya Barmy

BARMY
Hi Bear.

BEAR
Do you want to come in the shower for a ride?

BARMY
Sure Bear.

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie!

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

I'm an eager to please bimbo girl, in a male fantasy world
Mess me up, tie me tight, I'm your Blow-Up-Dolly

BEAR
You're my Moll. Blow-Me-Doll, wash your V in the sink.
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
My ass and tits are plastic, they're fantastic
I've got someone else's hair, silicone everywhere
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

BEAR
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, while I've a hardie! (Oh oh)

BARMY
Make me feck, make me suck, do whatever you please
I can lay on my back, I can please down on my knees.

BEAR
Come jump in the shower, bimbo friend, let us do it again
You're so hot, scream a lot, take everything I've got. let's go Barmy.

BARMY
I will screw
Do what you want me to do
if you say "I'll always love you"

BEAR
Come on Barmy, the two of us (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Make Heavy D so Jealous! (Oh oh)
Come on Barmy, let's be bad! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barmy, Drive them mad! (Oh oh)

BARMY
I'm a Barmy girl, in a Barmy world
I've had so much plastic, I'm quite drastic
My lips came off a trout, I just love my pout.
I'm a creation, of a perv's imagination.

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

BEAR
Well Barmy, we are just getting started

BARMY
Oh, I love you Bear, and I KNOW you WORSHIP me for my brain.






King of The Rumble' - Stephen 'HullaBalloo' Bear Featuring Lewis Bloor.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...o_the_bear.jpg

BEAR
Now I'm the King to the Mingers
Oh, the Rumble VIP
All in the house, think I'm a louse
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a man, not a child,
Before I wind up in jail.
But I ain't a clue what I have to do
To end up like James Whale.

Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Gee, now my pal Lewis
Will help me if ya can?
I need to know how to win this show
So will ya help me be Decent and a MAN?

BLOOR
But Bear, I haven't a scooby, bro,
Believe me 'cos it's true.
How to be decent, I really don't know
'Cos I'm just a yob like you.

I heard of things called Manners
Consideration and Selflessness
But don't ask me where you buy them from
'Cos I don't know I must confess.

BEAR
Oh, oobee doo
James, I wanna be like you
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too
You'll see it's true
That a moron like me
Can learn to be human too.

Brilliant, Kirk, brilliant!! Lol :laugh::joker::laugh:

I like Parmnion's suggestion to change it to 'Boom!' :laugh:

Jamie89 14-08-2016 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 8914770)
What does that emoji mean?

I'm not really sure http://i.imgur.com/XWmDaU1.png?1

kirklancaster 14-08-2016 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garfie (Post 8914856)
Brilliant, Kirk, brilliant!! Lol :laugh::joker::laugh:

I like Parmnion's suggestion to change it to 'Boom!' :laugh:

Thanks Garfie my friend. I like Parmnion's suggestion too and wish I'd thought of it. :hee: All these songs are going into a song book to be recorded. :laugh: and JohnnyUk123 is going to oversee all the the techno side of it all. I will use Parmnion's Boom suggestion then.

(But he is a Bear supporter, so I'm not giving him any royalties if this idea takes off. :hee:)

Garfie 14-08-2016 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8914918)
Thanks Garfie my friend. I like Parmnion's suggestion too and wish I'd thought of it. :hee: All these songs are going into a song book to be recorded. :laugh: and JohnnyUk123 is going to oversee all the the techno side of it all. I will use Parmnion's Boom suggestion then.

(But he is a Bear supporter, so I'm not giving him any royalties if this idea takes off. :hee:)

Excellent! I love that idea, Kirk! And I look forward to seeing them performed on YouTube! :laugh:

Garfie 14-08-2016 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8914918)
Thanks Garfie my friend. I like Parmnion's suggestion too and wish I'd thought of it. :hee: All these songs are going into a song book to be recorded. :laugh: and JohnnyUk123 is going to oversee all the the techno side of it all. I will use Parmnion's Boom suggestion then.

(But he is a Bear supporter, so I'm not giving him any royalties if this idea takes off. :hee:)

Or BOTS, even!! :laugh:

kirklancaster 14-08-2016 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garfie (Post 8914960)
Or BOTS, even!! :laugh:

:laugh: Maybe on here - and YouTube. :hee:

user104658 14-08-2016 01:44 PM

Ooh are we doing 90's songs?

...

Ooh, Ahh, just a little bit
Ooh, Ahh, a bit of a bore!
Ooh, Ahh, just a little bit
James is snoozing on the floor
Ooh, Ahh, just a little bit
Ooh, Ahh, a bit of a bore!
Ooh, Ahh, just a little bit
Ricky stood there like a door


Good old Gina G.

erinp5 24-08-2016 04:08 PM

BB should play this in for Bear , Chloe's latest attempt at singing .


mr rochester 24-08-2016 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by erinp5 (Post 8939593)
BB should play this in for Bear , Chloe's latest attempt at singing .


Oh dear...:nono: Dolly Parton eat your heart out...

Clootie Dumpling 24-08-2016 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8914597)
Thanks Jenny - I could not write a more realistic song about Bear, because it would be too full of swear words. :laugh:

Great stuff, Kirk. Don't know why I missed this thread first time round.

Can I suggest Ian Dury's Plaistow Patricia for the "more realistic song about Bear"? I think the intro sums him up! :laugh:

Kazanne 24-08-2016 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caprimint (Post 8913145)
Do you have a passion for gardening? :hehe:

No, and neither did he ,IF you had taken more notice he said his WIFE liked gardening,but I guess he didn't say it while wearing a mask and tumbling his way round the garden,why am I not surprised you know nothing about James Whale,he is more of a man than the gimpy Bear will ever be.


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