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Mystic Mock 19-06-2024 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 11466629)
but could with a squad car!

This made me laugh more than it probably should have.:laugh:

"Kill two birds with one stone" always makes me laugh, because how the **** could one stone kill two birds.:joker:

Zizu 19-06-2024 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mystic Mock (Post 11466839)
This made me laugh more than it probably should have.:laugh:

"Kill two birds with one stone" always makes me laugh, because how the **** could one stone kill two birds.:joker:


If the two birds are are next to each other or one is directly behind the other it’s possible


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Mystic Mock 19-06-2024 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Zizu (Post 11466903)
If the two birds are are next to each other or one is directly behind the other it’s possible


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The likelihood of that though.:laugh:

Zizu 19-06-2024 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Mystic Mock (Post 11466915)
The likelihood of that though.:laugh:


Has to be similar to the likelihood of someone wanting to kill two birds in the first place :)

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Mystic Mock 19-06-2024 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Zizu (Post 11466919)
Has to be similar to the likelihood of someone wanting to kill two birds in the first place :)

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Cute creatures.

Ammi 19-06-2024 09:33 AM

…us ladies just generally call it multi tasking…I think that killing two birds with one stone is more a man thing/phrase because they’re so pleased with themselves for having achieved two things at the same time, they have to attach some kind of prehistoric hunting of birds to their action …:fan:…whereas us ladies can regularly kill two, three, four, five, six, seven etc birds all with the same stone in our special hero skilled multi task ways….:fan:…

Beso 19-06-2024 09:36 AM

Has your cat died?

https://www.answers.com/english-lang...ort_at_the_hem

Beso 19-06-2024 10:15 AM

Help ma Boab..


https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/help_...0gracious%20me

smudgie 19-06-2024 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Zizu (Post 11466609)
“ put wood in’t door “

Close the door


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Put wood in t’ole.

Zizu 19-06-2024 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 11466933)
…us ladies just generally call it multi tasking…I think that killing two birds with one stone is more a man thing/phrase because they’re so pleased with themselves for having achieved two things at the same time, they have to attach some kind of prehistoric hunting of birds to their action …:fan:…whereas us ladies can regularly kill two, three, four, five, six, seven etc birds all with the same stone in our special hero skilled multi task ways….:fan:…


Yep

That’s it in a nut-bag … sorry nutshell


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smudgie 19-06-2024 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 11466675)
…’Happy as Larry’…who’s Larry…?…

That fella you take your hat off to.:laugh:

Zizu 19-06-2024 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by smudgie (Post 11466952)
Put wood in t’ole.


Yes you are correct.. I messed up
:)


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Zizu 19-06-2024 11:37 AM

A fool and his money are easily parted !


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Ammi 19-06-2024 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by smudgie (Post 11466954)
That fella you take your hat off to.:laugh:

…that’s why Larry’s happy, he stole my hat when I took it off…

Ammi 19-06-2024 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Zizu (Post 11466953)
Yep

That’s it in a nut-bag … sorry nutshell


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…:love: you know that I was just teasing…ish…:laugh:..

Zizu 19-06-2024 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 11466967)
…:love: you know that I was just teasing…ish…:laugh:..


You were spot on darlin


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Livia 19-06-2024 07:55 PM

As much use as tits on a bull/cat flap on a submarine/ashtray on a motorbike/sausage roll at a Jewish wedding... I could go on.

Beso 19-06-2024 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Livia (Post 11467175)
As much use as tits on a bull/cat flap on a submarine/ashtray on a motorbike/sausage roll at a Jewish wedding... I could go on.

Chocolate fireguard?

Mystic Mock 19-06-2024 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 11466933)
…us ladies just generally call it multi tasking…I think that killing two birds with one stone is more a man thing/phrase because they’re so pleased with themselves for having achieved two things at the same time, they have to attach some kind of prehistoric hunting of birds to their action …:fan:…whereas us ladies can regularly kill two, three, four, five, six, seven etc birds all with the same stone in our special hero skilled multi task ways….:fan:…

I am very much a stereotype in that sense.

I'm a "one thing at a time" kind of guy.:laugh:

Zizu 20-06-2024 06:17 AM

Funny Sayings
 
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Originally Posted by Mystic Mock (Post 11467224)
I am very much a stereotype in that sense.

I'm a "one thing at a time" kind of guy.:laugh:


Its widely accepted and has been scientifically proven so I don’t really know why its even up for discussion


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Mystic Mock 20-06-2024 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Zizu (Post 11467263)
Its widely accepted and has been scientifically proven so I don’t really know why its even up for discussion


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Tbf you can get some men that are good at multitasking.

I'm just not one of them.:laugh:

Zizu 20-06-2024 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mystic Mock (Post 11467266)
Tbf you can get some men that are good at multitasking.

I'm just not one of them.:laugh:


There are always gonna be minority of exceptions


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Zizu 23-06-2024 04:53 PM

There’s something rotten in the state Denmark


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Beso 23-06-2024 07:29 PM

Turtles head.

smudgie 23-06-2024 08:25 PM

What’s being sent to Coventry got to do with being ignored:shrug:


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