This made me laugh more than it probably should have.:laugh:

"Kill two birds with one stone" always makes me laugh, because how the **** could one stone kill two birds.:joker:

If the two birds are are next to each other or one is directly behind the other it’s possible


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The likelihood of that though.:laugh:

Has to be similar to the likelihood of someone wanting to kill two birds in the first place :)

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Cute creatures.

…us ladies just generally call it multi tasking…I think that killing two birds with one stone is more a man thing/phrase because they’re so pleased with themselves for having achieved two things at the same time, they have to attach some kind of prehistoric hunting of birds to their action …:fan:…whereas us ladies can regularly kill two, three, four, five, six, seven etc birds all with the same stone in our special hero skilled multi task ways….:fan:…

Has your cat died?

https://www.answers.com/english-lang...ort_at_the_hem

Help ma Boab..


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Put wood in t’ole.

Yep

That’s it in a nut-bag … sorry nutshell


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That fella you take your hat off to.:laugh:

Yes you are correct.. I messed up
:)


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A fool and his money are easily parted !


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…that’s why Larry’s happy, he stole my hat when I took it off…

…:love: you know that I was just teasing…ish…:laugh:..

You were spot on darlin


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As much use as tits on a bull/cat flap on a submarine/ashtray on a motorbike/sausage roll at a Jewish wedding... I could go on.

Chocolate fireguard?

I am very much a stereotype in that sense.

I'm a "one thing at a time" kind of guy.:laugh:

Funny Sayings
 

Its widely accepted and has been scientifically proven so I don’t really know why its even up for discussion


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Tbf you can get some men that are good at multitasking.

I'm just not one of them.:laugh:

There are always gonna be minority of exceptions


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There’s something rotten in the state Denmark


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Turtles head.

What’s being sent to Coventry got to do with being ignored:shrug: