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Old 18-06-2024, 03:24 PM #1
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I heard one today.

"I'll keep my eyes peeled" meaning I'll keep a lookout.



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Another meaning something similar :

Be wide - be careful/keep your eyes peeled
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"When the sh!t's been shat"

Meaning, what's done is done.
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It's not Rocket Surgery.
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It's not Rocket Surgery.

I actually changed that saying to ..

“ It’s not science of the rocket “

I like mine better .. but I’m biased .


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It's not Rocket Surgery.
Never heard that before. Only Rocket Science
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…you can’t have your cake and eat it…well you can because you have to have your cake to be able to eat it…or eat someone else’s cake …you can have your own cake and then you can eat it …
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…you can’t have your cake and eat it…well you can because you have to have your cake to be able to eat it…or eat someone else’s cake …you can have your own cake and then you can eat it …
Let them eat cake.
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Marie Antoinette she was brutal.
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My Gran used to say, as an exclamation of shock or surprise, 'Well, blind old Pole".
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Ah yes, that's who said it. I remember now. Was thinking Queen Victoria for some strange reason.
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It's not rocket science

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My father has been saying 'Better than a kick up the arse' since I was a kid. It's sort of seeped into my own list of stock phrases over the years.
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My father has been saying 'Better than a kick up the arse' since I was a kid. It's sort of seeped into my own list of stock phrases over the years.
I heard that every dinner time as a kid, and so did mine.
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"When the sh!t's been shat"

Meaning, what's done is done.

“ When the sh1t hits the fan “


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One of my Dad's sayings is "He couldn't find his arse in the dark with both hands".
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Its an American expression that means to go for a sh*t.
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