Just waiting for: " I facilitated the first men on the moon, (world weary expression) I've done it all!

When he gets out: " Me 'n' Lisa done Big Brutha, we shoulda won but the public never got to see how good we were, no real facilitation, see, (world weary shrug) They've engaged me to facilitate BB10 'cos of my vast experience and knowledge, plus I can bring my world wide fan base , I done it all, see!

Trying to calm the situation after Dennis spat at Mohammed - "I've negotiated with the strongest unions in the country. This is chicken feed."

In response to Dennis telling him he was great - "I've been great since day one."

On the night of Stephs eviction - "We've go a fan club outside here ... were very popular people ... we've been on the Ant and Dec show."

When Bex asked if she could use Lisa's scissors - "Be carefull, they are very sharp"

Refering to Bex's level of intellegance - "As thick as custard and twice as yellow."

when they were picking the choreographer,mario desrcibed lisa as a tutor and lisa said yes am a trained aerobics instructor,is there anyhting that these two cant do?

Done it all, mate! Shrugs shoulders and wrinkles fake Italian nose!

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

marios just said to bex this is my third time up and if i survive yu better watch out

Latest " I got so much in the ol' grey matter!"

It's a Game Show!! said over and over and over!!!!

haha Mario's quality!! Keep him in!

the first one with mikey in the back ground is brilliant:thumbs:

Health and Safety said so many times.
What about the time he turned up Rex's pizza he didn't say that than!!

"I don't mind wearing pink and I'll take the flak that goes with it"
Mario, on his rainbow-coloured wardrobe.

"Ooh there's a man after me", running away from Lisa!!

I've got a five inch tongue, never had any complaints!

Me'n Lisa have got something no one else can do, we're the first couple, we've got that forever!

When Davina calls me she'll say "The Italian Stallion!"

(Why is that? is it 'cos he eats Pizza?)

"It's tough at the top" as he sneakily drinks the booze :joker:

The other classic from tonight "As Pontius Pilate found out, to stab someone you have to get close to them."

oh yeah i was going to put that as well Dan but you beat me to it

One of his best, don't you think? :joker:

Who did Pontius Pilate stab??? lol

Bump the mario isms thread, for Patrick! :D

"I'm dipping my custard cream into this hot, juicy tea" :joker: