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that is one female I dont want to see naked!

that is rank!

:laugh3: Thats hilarious!

Have any of you heard the marks n spencers porn joke???
Too rude to put on here i think :bigsmile:

I have a joke. It is quite funny. Well here it goes.

David Beckham, a school girl and an old woman are on a plane which is going to crash soon. David says well I should jump becaus I am famous. He grabs the bag and jumps. Then the girl offers the old woman the other bag. But the woman saus no and says that she has lived her life. The n the girl takes it. This happens a few times more saying you have it etc. Then theu realised that the plane only has one parachute which is in the bag which is still on the plane. The girl realised her school bag was gone. David Beckham took it. He jumed off the plane with a school bag.

I've got won about the Virgin Mary but it is quite rude. If you want it U2U me.

thats well bad lol!!!:yuk::laugh:

thats well funny! :laugh2::laugh3::laugh::laugh2::laugh3::laugh:

hahahahahahahahahahhahaha i canrt stop laughing now lol!!!:laugh:

http://www.physics.mcgill.ca/~arobic/funny/funny.jpg


Jade Goody recently sacked her agent because he wasn't getting her enough work. He said she might need to lose a little weight ( OOPS!) and that she came across as a little bit racist. Anyway the last thing her agent did before leaving was convince her to change her name and adopt the Muslim faith ....y'know....to prove she wasn't racist.

From now Jade wants to be known as Yaffat Fooker.