The most likely out come of this dilemma is, if you have a partner you tell them what you saw and say, just stay out of it.

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same

disgusten

yep

That's right, you and him are life time members of the micro penis club.

and thats one micropenis you will never see you Guernsey bumpkin

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wait, delete the cockpics

:oh:

I like the one where you put your penis next to a cocktail sausage and no one could guess which was which.

What I meant was stuff like “Ugh, that Charlotte tried to speak to me, I was like **** off you’re not even fit, she actually makes me feel sick just looking at her, at least make an effort to look good”

Then if someone tries to speak up on Charlotte’s behalf, they would receive some homophobic abuse which I won’t repeat, even if they weren’t part of the LGBT community, or something like “Just because you fancy her”

Sorry but this is too funny, that's play ground talk, my dad is harder than your dad.

what age are you if you dont mind me asking?

i drew a smile on my one and you said it was cute so you are lying

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and what if on Monday morning the wife turns up to work, see the photos burst into tears and says he told me on Saturday morning, he was off his head on booze, how could someone be so heartless to broadcast it to the whole office before they came to me :hee:

I thought you said yours was the one with only one eye?, mind you I had been staring at it for a week by that time.

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I am 25 years old.

im 28

Not quite the same I don’t think, because saying my dad is harder than your dad isn’t cruel and the dad’s not going to be upset and lose any sleep over that i don’t think

But that's part of growing up, girls are far more cruel than boys at school.

In my experience, I got along with both girls and boys at school, but I do agree that girls can be more likely to hold a grudge, whereas I am also quite open about the fact that I can give as good as I get and will say when I feel someone is in the wrong.

to be fair to girls they do maintain the cruelty pretty well into adulthood

Well that all that matters.

massive generalistion there :/

Everyone deserves to know what a scumbag he is and the wife will be grateful after the initial shock wears off :hee:

Josy you must have copped off at a Christmas party back in the day?