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MB. 27-03-2018 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Amy Jade (Post 9933483)
It is working for me, just sent my choices in!

Ah yeah, I assume it was just a temporary thing. Tyvm :love:

Ammi 28-03-2018 05:35 AM

..awwww Amanda..:sad:...she was already feeling lonely and worthless as well...:sad:...

Ammi 28-03-2018 06:01 AM

...I’ve done the survey but I didn’t answer one because I don’t know what ‘read a queen for on the runway’ means...I think I might be out of my depth here, MB...,a yeah just better to follow the game, I’m thinking...because I haven’t watched Ru Paul so am not familiar with terms and format etc...with what did Amanda’s message on the mirror say..?....I was skimming and skimming back to look for what she said....oooo, where is that, it must be somewhere...anyways then I realised we have to decide what the message was, that’s for us to do.../...I’m going to be hopeless and so cringy with it all..and probably just hinder your interactive drag race...gosh the time and thought you’ve put into this as well, MB...for me to be hindering about here with no clue of stuff...you’re such the best to be doing something in this vein, MB...with your writing and your style etc..your natural wit...that first episode made me feel the ladies personalities and talents so much...:lovedup:...and it’s going to be hard to see any of them sashay away because of that...:sad:...because of how you’ve put this together so perfectly, MB...

Morgan. 28-03-2018 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 9933612)
...I’ve done the survey but I didn’t answer one because I don’t know what ‘read a queen for on the runway’ means...I think I might be out of my depth here, MB...,a yeah just better to follow the game, I’m thinking...because I haven’t watched Ru Paul so am not familiar with terms and format etc...with what did Amanda’s message on the mirror say..?....I was skimming and skimming back to look for what she said....oooo, where is that, it must be somewhere...anyways then I realised we have to decide what the message was, that’s for us to do.../...I’m going to be hopeless and so cringy with it all..and probably just hinder your interactive drag race...gosh the time and thought you’ve put into this as well, MB...for me to be hindering about here with no clue of stuff...you’re such the best to be doing something in this vein, MB...with your writing and your style etc..your natural wit...that first episode made me feel the ladies personalities and talents so much...:lovedup:...and it’s going to be hard to see any of them sashay away because of that...:sad:...because of how you’ve put this together so perfectly, MB...

To read someone is to insult

MB. 28-03-2018 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 9933612)
...I’ve done the survey but I didn’t answer one because I don’t know what ‘read a queen for on the runway’ means...I think I might be out of my depth here, MB...,a yeah just better to follow the game, I’m thinking...because I haven’t watched Ru Paul so am not familiar with terms and format etc...with what did Amanda’s message on the mirror say..?....I was skimming and skimming back to look for what she said....oooo, where is that, it must be somewhere...anyways then I realised we have to decide what the message was, that’s for us to do.../...I’m going to be hopeless and so cringy with it all..and probably just hinder your interactive drag race...gosh the time and thought you’ve put into this as well, MB...for me to be hindering about here with no clue of stuff...you’re such the best to be doing something in this vein, MB...with your writing and your style etc..your natural wit...that first episode made me feel the ladies personalities and talents so much...:lovedup:...and it’s going to be hard to see any of them sashay away because of that...:sad:...because of how you’ve put this together so perfectly, MB...

Yeah, sorry, I've not made this accessible enough so far... I think I have a tendency to get carried away in really niche references and I forget that only people as sad as me understand them (this coming episode will be a good example of that) :laugh: But I really appreciate you following along either way, especially as I'm essentially writing in an alien language here, and those compliments mean a lot coming from you :love: So shantay you stay

Speaking of which, episode two will be up soon...

MB. 28-03-2018 05:45 PM

Episode #2 - Memes Come True
Part One

Scene: the werkroom, after Amanda’s elimination.

The queens filter in, relieved to be back but sad to see their first sister leave. Big Dee reads out the message that Amanda left in lipstick on the mirror:

“Jeans are not for glamour queens! Carry on dreaming my girls... I've banged you once and I'll bang you again. xo Amanda.”

“Who knew that drag queens could spell?” Big Dee laughs as she wipes the lipstick off. The queens then turn to Yvie and congratulate her on surviving the lip sync. Yvie herself confesses that she’s starting to feel more like a member of the group now, but knows she can’t begin to get comfortable, “not in this little game.” As Cookie (having checked herself for splinters) runs around the werkroom slapping Rafaella on the bottom with Yvie’s towel, the queens also congratulate a joyful Eva on winning the first maxi challenge of the season, although Jessica remains silent. “I’ll be honest, I thought I had that in the bag,” Jessica says in a confessional. “My look was so much more detailed than Eva's and I was actually pretty shocked when Ru called her name instead of mine. But you know, it’s a long season, and we’ll see which of us has the last laugh in the end. Game on, squirrel friend.”

The next morning, the queens gather for a brand new day of drag, and to celebrate the occasion, Valentine does a forward roll into the werkroom. They’re met there by boy Ru, who announces this week’s mini challenge: in teams, the queens must get into quick drag and recreate some famous dramatic Drag Race moments. The queens are allowed to pick their own teams: Eva, Drü and Lady Boi team up, Honey and Nicole run straight towards each other and rope in Cookie to make three, Big Dee, Jessica and VinChelle link arms and Bombalicious, Rafaella, Valentine and Yvie, realising they’re the ones left, have no choice but to make the fourth team. “Maybe I’m not such a part of the group after all,” mumbles a dejected Yvie. The scenes are as follows:
  • Big Dee, Jessica and VinChelle recreate the “drag is not a contact sport” scene from season three, with VinChelle as RuPaul and Big Dee (as Mimi Imfurst) giving Jessica (as India Ferrah) an unwanted fireman’s lift.

  • Bombalicious, Rafaella, Valentine and Yvie recreate the “sugar daddy” fight from season three, with Valentine as Mimi Imfurst, Yvie as Shangela, and Bombalicious and Rafaella sat at the back looking awkward as Mariah and Alexis Mateo respectively.

  • Drü, Eva and Lady Boi recreate the “everyone vs. Mimi Imfurst” fight from All Stars season one, with Drü as Raven, Lady Boi as Mimi Imfurst and Eva as Tammie Brown, shouting “change your costume, change it around” over their argument.

  • Cookie, Honey and Nicole recreate the “Tyra’s a complete bitch” fight from season two, with Nicole as Tyra, Cookie as Tatianna, and, despite not her not even being on season two, Honey as Mimi Imfurst, doing a jolly little dance in the background.

After each group performs their scenes, Ru gathers the girls and announces that the winners are Team Cookie, Honey and Nicole. At this moment, the real Mimi Imfurst bursts into the werkroom and demands royalties for the use of her likeness.

MB. 28-03-2018 05:51 PM

Episode #2 - Memes Come True
Part Two

Ru then announces that, of their team, Cookie and Nicole stood out especially, and that they will therefore be the two competing team captains in this week’s main challenge: an ever-so-slightly self-referential lip sync musical extravaganza paying tribute to some of the best-known RuPaul’s Drag Race memes. Ru announces that each queen will play a different Drag Race character, and that as team captains, it was up to Cookie and Nicole to pick their teams. As the MVP in the mini challenge, Nicole would get to choose first, and therefore have an extra member in her team. The teams, in the order that they’re chosen, are as follows:

Team Nicole
Nicole Lynn Foxxx
Honey Davenport
Valentine Addams
Eva Young
Big Dee
Yvie Oddly
Drü Holiday

Team Cookie
Cookie Kunty
Rafaella Pop
Jessica L’Whor
VinChelle
Lady Boi
Bombalicious Eklaver

Drü says in a confessional that she isn’t sure why she was picked last. “Maybe it’s because I’m young. Maybe it’s because I don’t lip sync as much as the other queens. Maybe they just don’t like my makeup. Whatever it is, now’s the perfect opportunity to stand out.” She, Yvie and Eva high five as they get to work learning their team’s script and assigning the roles. Nicole takes her leadership position seriously, and quickly gives each queen her character before asking if anyone has any complaints. Everyone seems happy, especially Honey with her role of Latrice Royale (“yaaaaaas!”), although Big Dee later takes Valentine aside and whispers if she noticed if it was odd that Nicole immediately took the biggest role, Jasmine Masters, for herself. “To be fair, I’d do the same thing if I were her,” Valentine replies. “Get them coins, bitch.”

Over on the other team, Cookie decides to let the queens chose their roles for themselves, which leads to some confusion when both Jessica and Lady Boi go for the role of Valentina. Jessica tries to convince Lady Boi to allow her the role by shouting “IT’S ME, BALENTINA!” in her best worst Spanish accent, but eventually backs down and begrudgingly accepts the role of Phi Phi O’Hara. At the same time, Bombalicious is sat giving her team stink eye, possibly in frustration with their time-wasting but also with her role of Thorgy Thor (“I wanted Laganja Estranja, she has a much better part”, she explains in a confessional, and now has her script face down on the table in protest).

Once roles have been assigned and lines have been learnt, the teams take to the main stage to rehearse the choreography for their respective numbers. There, they are met by the dancing queen of Texas, Kennedy Davenport, who is ready to teach them their routines. First up are Team Cookie, and all goes relatively well until Bombalicious’ solo segment, where it becomes clear that she hasn’t memorised her part as well as the other girls. “It’ll come to me,” a somewhat bored-looking Bombalicious keeps saying, before Kennedy snaps. “Nah bitch, this ain’t the time for it to come to you. You gotta be ready now,” she says, staring intensely at Bombalicious as she does so. Lady Boi follows on from Bombalicious and shows her how it should be done, with Jessica watching on from the sidelines, looking a tad jealous that she isn’t Valentina. Once the team finish, VinChelle says that Bombalicious needs to put her personal peeves aside and find a way to bring it on the night, or she could sink the whole team with her attitude. “I don’t want some Titanic situation up in here! I don’t want to be no Kate Winslet!”

Team Nicole are next, and Big Dee confesses that although choreography isn’t her strong suit and she’s slightly afraid of messing up in the group routine, her solo segment requires minimal movement, so “fingers crossed the judges just look at that and don’t pay attention to the rest of it.” Yvie, determined to impress after last week, shows Kennedy some improvised choreography that she thought she’d bring to her role of Coco Montrese, and gets the thumbs up. Kennedy also gets her life from Nicole’s Jasmine Masters, during which Big Dee and Valentine share a knowing look. However, Kennedy asks Valentine to give a “larger than life” performance of Stacy Layne Matthews, “because at the moment I’m getting Stacy Layne Matth-snooze.” Finally, the time comes to rehearse the group segment. Most of the queens show themselves to be capable of the fast choreography, but as she feared, Big Dee falls behind, and loses her place in the routine completely when she manages to kick her shoe off and fall into Eva at the same time. “Girl, I know you playing Charlie Hides, but you don’t have to take the method acting that far,” Kennedy advises, before realising that Big Dee really is that bad at choreography. “They’re gonna me-me her ass off,” she warns.

MB. 28-03-2018 05:55 PM

Episode #2 - Memes Come True
Part Three

The next day, and with the upcoming elimination playing on their minds, the queens work on perfecting their Best Drag looks for this week’s runway. Rafaella shows off her outfit, an expensive-looking blue gown, to the other queens. “How many sugar daddies did you have to get through to be able to afford that?” asks a stunned Valentine. Honey delicately brushes the oversized cartoon wig that she plans to wear and Jessica sorts through the paint she’ll apply to her face to create her look, while several queens gush over Bombalicious’ ornate dress, which reflects her Asian heritage. “I didn’t care much for this challenge,” Bombalicious says to the camera as she displays the dress on her work station. “I don’t like working in teams, so this wasn’t a fun week for me. I haven’t even learned the lip sync yet. But I figured that I could totally bomb in the challenge and still get through if I show the judges what I can do on the runway, and in my opinion, this is the best drag they’ll see tonight. Mark my words.”

Across the werkroom, Nicole confesses to Yvie that she’s beginning to get worried. “I'm seeing all these gorgeous looks,” she says, looking around the room, “and I know mine isn’t up to that standard. I’m a little scared that the judges will think my look is basic, and then it's as if my performance in the challenge will have been for nothing.” Yvie gives Nicole a hug and reminds her that it takes all kinds of drag to make a world. Elsewhere, Drü talks to Lady Boi about how her look is “classic Drü Holiday” and how she hopes that the judges will get her style of drag, as she was safe last week and didn’t have the chance to be critiqued. “I really want to stamp my name onto this competition,” she confesses, “and there’s no better time like the present, is there?”

As the runway approaches, Lady Boi notices some gold jewellery atop Bombalicious’ work station. “I have the exact same jewellery, girl, snap. I was going to wear mine tonight but I couldn’t find it. Where did you get it?” Bombalicious’ eyes dart around the room, and she pauses before saying that she inherited it from her grandmother. Lady Boi nods tentatively, and says in a confessional, “I’m not saying she stole my jewellery, but I’m not not saying the bitch stole my jewellery. Girl, your dress is already stunning, you don’t need to mop my jewellery! What do you think you’re playing at?”

Ru walks down the runway and welcomes the judges - Michelle Visage, Ross Mathews, and tonight’s extra special guest judges, comedian Sasheer Zamata and actress Jane Krakowski - to the show, before introducing tonight’s maxi challenge, a lip synced musical celebration of some of the most legendary memes in Drag Race herstory.

MB. 28-03-2018 06:08 PM

Episode #2 - Memes Come True
Part Four - Team Nicole

(in advance, Ammi, I'm sorry :laugh:)

If I Meme (to the tune of If I Dream)



Eva is stood alone on stage, in a spotlight.

Eva Young as Roxxxy Andrews (singing):
Night after night, I make it clear
Rolaskatox is why I’m here
With my shaw and sequinsed gown
Might miss the bus but I’ll steal the crown

The lights then come up and Honey bursts on, fanning herself.

Honey Davenport as Latrice Royale (rapping):
Large and in charge, like a biscuit
I mop it up and then I eat it
Chunky yet funky, glamour and grace
Get those nuts away from my face

Yvie, Drü, Big Dee, Valentine and Nicole all take to the stage and start dancing in unison.

All (singing):
If I meme
Everything I wanna meme
If I dream
Ru gets a new hairstyling team
If you just believe
Ru could get a weave
That’s not askew
Delta, we blame you-oo-oo

Yvie steps forward, holding a bag of crisps.

Yvie Oddly as Coco Montrese (rapping):
Here she is, the Dorito queen
Just as orange as I’ve always been
Every week I bring it to the ball
And I’m not joking bitch, oh at all

She and Drü square up and make faces at each other.

Drü Holiday as Alyssa Edwards (rapping):
Awright bitch, I’ll slay the beast
Rigga morris from west to east
Just believe in all your goals
And you’ll achieve anything… backrolls?!

All (singing):
If I meme
Everything I wanna meme
If I dream
A hottie covered in whipped cream
If you just believe
In your wildest dreams
They might come true
Here's the pit crew

The pit crew take to the stage and awkwardly spray whipped cream onto themselves, before being pushed out of the way by Big Dee.

Big Dee as Charlie Hides: *stands on the spot in the middle of the stage for about a minute, with her mouth closed, swaying gently from side to side, before shouting “I WAS FEIGNING MASTURBATION, OKAY?” and walking off*

Valentine steps up to the stage.

Valentine Addams as Stacy Layne Matthews (rapping):
I’ll let you lick my red cake, honey
Even though it costs a lot of fucking money
I’m a country queen, the best in the biz
So someone tell me who the fuck Heather is

She makes way for Nicole.

Nicole Lynn Foxxx as Jasmine Masters (rapping):
Listen up bitch, I got a challenge for you
Get a job, wash yo puss, do you hear me Ru?
My kuht-kuht’s jush, I don’t mean to brag
But RuPaul Drag Race have fucked up drag

Everyone comes together for the final verse.

All, lead by Jasmine (singing):
Fucked up drag
RuPaul Drag Race fucked up drag
Fucked up drag
RuPaul Drag Race fucked up drag
If you wash yo puss
It won’t smell like must
Head cheerleader’s me
LaQuisha Kiane

If I meme….

The queens briefly strike an end pose, but they realise that the pit crew are trying to escape and chase after them, leaving Charlie awkwardly standing on the stage again.

MB. 28-03-2018 06:16 PM

Episode #2 - Memes Come True
Part Four - Team Cookie

The Memeness (to the tune of The Realness)



Team Cookie are all on stage and stood around a giant roulette wheel.

All (singing):
Real is what you meme
Memes aren’t what they seem
Drop your standards down
It’s time to meet the team

The memeness
Th-the memeness

Jessica, sat in a cardboard car, scoots forward.

Jessica L'Whor as Phi Phi O'Hara (rapping):
Jump in a car to Party City
I can make you hate me with this four-line ditty
I play the villain with the cards I’m dealt
You tried to hug me? I SAID I FELT!

Cookie appears from under a table, wearing a 'no smoking' sign on her head.

Cookie Kunty as Laganja Estranja (rapping):
Just like Nina shoulda been Blac Chyna
You shoulda sought treatment for your dry vajoina
Death dropping for the gawds and that’s a fact
I’m sick’ning and feeling very attacked!

All (singing):
Feel it!
The memeness, th-the memeness
Catch it, touch it
Touch it, catch it
Flavour of this fever

Feel it!
The memeness, th-the memeness
Catch it, test it
Yep, it’s sepsis
That explains the fever

Cookie coughs. Rafaella descends from the ceiling, straddling a giant microphone.

Rafaella Pop as Derrick Barry (rapping):
It’s Derrick, bitch, and I’d like to stress
That I sewed every damn hem on this dress
I love my two boyfriends like I love to rhyme
So I’ll hit this baby two more times

Bombalicious steps forward.

Bombalicious Eklaver as Thorgy Thor (rapping):
Woo! Feeling thorgeous to the max
I’m over here munching on fruit snacks
My energy’s soaring from all this fructose
Wanna send me home? Aw Jesus, gross

All (singing):
Put your money down
Drop your panties down
Our ratings are going down
Make a meme and post it
On Reddit
On Reddit
On Reddit
On Reddit
MEME IT!

Lady Boi enters, walking on a trail of rose petals thrown down by her fellow queens.

Lady Boi as Valentina (rapping):
I’m beautiful, perfect, a Latin sensation
Serving fan favourite in every nation
Getting red M&Ms and the highest fees
The crown? I’d like to keep it on please

Finally, Vivacious walks on stage, with VinChelle perched precariously on top of her head.

VinChelle as Ornacia (rapping):
They know my name from here to Croatia
Mother has arrived, yes it’s me, Ornacia
Bebe don’t know me? Well, that’s treason
Cause I’m the queen and that’s the gag of the season

All (singing):
The memeness
Doesn’t really matter if it’s funny (th-the memeness)
The memeness
We’re clearly all just in this for the money (th-the paycheck)
None of this is real (the memeness)
It’s just a dream (th-the memeness)
Is it a dream? (psychosis)
Nope, it’s all real (y-you know this)
The memeness…

The queens all jostle for the spotlight at the end, with Vivacious ending up with all the glory.

MB. 28-03-2018 06:30 PM

Episode #2 - Memes Come True
Part Five - The Runway

Following the performance, Ru introduces the runway theme: Best Drag.

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Rafaella Pop's best drag look is a blue gown, complete with feathery headdress, that's a cross between Las Vegas showgirl and Mad Max.



Bombalicious Eklaver is feeling her geisha fantasy in her red and gold look.



Nicole Lynn Foxx wears a long gold dress that shimmers as she sashays down the runway.



VinChelle opts for classic glamour, wearing a red gown with matching fur shawl and an oversized pearl necklace, which I'm sure won't be used as a source for humour whatsoever.



Drü Holiday, showing the judges what she can do, wears a black dress, long black gloves and a horned headpiece.



Yvie Oddly wears a feathery ballet-style, almost birdlike outfit, complete with black pumps.



Lady Boi wears a bold red and black leotard and thigh-high red boots. In place of her missing jewellery, she wears a red and black choker.



Jessica L'Whor's best drag is a typically understated multicoloured neon alien lizard look, which gives the judges "It Came From Outer Space to Give Your Wardrobe a Makeover" realness.



Honey Davenport wears a diamond-encrusted silver leotard and exaggerated colourful hair, which she uses to adopt a cartoon character persona as she walks down the runway.



Big Dee has chosen to don a glamorous blue-and-white First Lady-type dress, complete with white faux fur hat.



Eva Young wears a gothic black feathery dress that serves Black Swan/sexy bird of prey realness.



Valentine Addams is wearing a bright pink faux fur shawl and big purple hair alongside a nude diamond-encrusted dress.



Cookie Kunty lives up to her name and serves us candy store couture in this bubblegum-inspired pink ensemble, complete with multicoloured headpiece.


MB. 28-03-2018 06:36 PM

Episode #2 - Memes Come True
Part Six - The Deliberation

The queens are gathered for the judges’ critiques. Ru clarifies that although the queens competed in teams, they will be judged as individuals, before calling VinChelle, Rafaella, Cookie, Lady Boi, Jessica and Eva as safe. “Well, at least Lady Boi isn’t in the top either,” Jessica says in a confessional. As the safe queens untuck backstage, several queens tell VinChelle that her look warranted a place in the top over Yvie and Drü (joking that it was a-head of the competition, because lol Ornacia), Lady Boi spills the tea about suspecting that Bombalicious stole her jewellery to wear on the runway, and VinChelle says she senses tension between Jessica and both Eva and Lady Boi.

Ru announces that Honey, Yvie, Drü, Big Dee, Valentine, Nicole and Bombalicious represent the tops and bottoms of the week. The judges say that although Yvie’s look doesn’t scream “best drag”, her performance in the challenge shows that her head is now in the game, and they commend her for stepping her pussy up from last week. The judges also say that Yvie and Drü worked brilliantly as a double act in the challenge, with Drü as the Alyssa to Yvie’s Coco, and shower praise onto Drü’s runway look as well as her comedy chops. However, Michelle then wags her finger and tells Drü, “your makeup is all sorts of wrong… I love it!”

Big Dee’s runway look is complimented, although the judges note that her hairline is somewhat suspect. “What can I say,” Big Dee smiles, “my wig must have a life of its own.” Ross notes that while he enjoyed her comedic take on Charlie Hides, it was clear that she was focusing on trying to get the choreography right in the group segment, and as a result both her dancing and her lip syncing got a little muddy. The judges tell Valentine that they felt her Stacy Layne Matthews was too reserved for such a big persona, and say that her runway looks a little cheap. “Especially that lilac muff on your head,” says Michelle, to which Jane responds “I love a lilac muff!” and draws a love heart in Valentine’s direction.

The judges all tell Bombalicious that they could tell she didn’t feel comfortable in the performance, and that she faded into the background, even during her solo segment. “You were Thorgy Thor for crying out loud,” exclaims Michelle. “You shouldn’t forget Thorgy Thor in a hurry.” Bombalicious replies that she didn’t feel “engaged with the material”, to which Ru echoes Kennedy’s earlier comments by saying that sometimes a queen just has to get on with the things she has to do, regardless of if she likes it or not, in a tone that just stops short of “I don’t want any goddamn excuses!”. However, the judges all express love for her runway look, including her choice of jewellery (which Bombalicious takes credit for) and by the end of the critique Bombalicious looks confident that she’s done enough to survive.

Sasheer tells Honey that she owned the stage as Latrice Royale, while Ross says that she may not have been large, but she was most definitely in charge, praising her ability to take a comparatively small role and make it seem big. Michelle mentions that she loves seeing Honey show different sides to her drag with tonight’s playful, cartoon-ish looks, when she could have taken the easy route and gone for glamour like many of the other queens. Finally, Jane tells Nicole that she “slayed” the performance (“slayed? Am I saying that right? Or is it slew? How about slewed?”), but Michelle is ambivalent about her outfit on the runway. “You look nice, sure, but it’s a plain gold dress with no padding. You could have done so much more and I think it’s a shame that you didn’t.” Nicole nods as if in agreement. Ru then tells the queens to untuck backstage while the judges deliberate.

A while later, the queens return to the main stage and Ru announces that she has made her decision.

Drü Holiday… you’re safe.”

Yvie Oddly, this week, your Coco drove us cuckoo… in a good way. You’re safe.”

Nicole Lynn Foxx, this week, you Jasmine Mastered the art of lip sync performance. Congradulations, you’re the winner of this week’s challenge… is what I would be saying if it weren’t for that dress. You’re safe.”

Honey Davenport, this week, you took us to church, and I’d let you sop me up any day of the week… congradulations, you’re the winner of this week’s challenge.”

Honey jumps up and down in excitement, before being told that she’s won a custom gown and a diamond necklace for her efforts.

Valentine Addams, this week, we were not... in love with your runway presentation. Big Dee, your Charlie Hides did not give us what we… seek. Bombalicious Eklaver, your Thorgy Thor was ever so slightly… Thorkward…”

“...Big Dee, you’re safe.”

Big Dee thanks the judges and yanks her wig down as she walks off. This leaves Bombalicous Eklaver and Valentine Addams as the bottom two.

“Two queens stand before me,” Ru continues. “This is your last chance to impress me, and save yourself from elimination.” Valentine confesses that “it’s time to work harder than I’ve ever worked before”, while Bombalicious remains confused that her outfit wasn’t enough to save her from lip syncing. “Is there some kind of mistake? I killed that runway!”, she asks in her confessional. “The time has come, to lip sync, for your life…”

MB. 28-03-2018 06:50 PM

Episode #2 - Memes Come True
Part Seven - The Lip Sync

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Bombalicious Eklaver vs. Valentine Addams
BURNITUP! (Janet Jackson feat. Missy Elliott)




While Bombalicious seems over the whole gig and puts little effort into her lip sync, Valentine takes advantage of her opponent's lack of enthusiasm and in turn cranks hers up to 180%, rapping along to the music and dancing so furiously that Cookie says she fears the stage might break. That said, she manages to combine fun, sass, humour and the will to survive into her performance, and by the end has all the queens and judges on her side.

After the lip sync, Ru tells the queens that she has made her decision.

Valentine Addams, shantay you stay,” Ru declares. A grateful Valentine sighs in relief and kisses Bombalicious' painted face before stepping to the back of the stage.

Bombalicious Eklaver,” Ru continues. “Miss Thang, you put the gay into geisha, and now I'm forever an Eklaver lover. Now, sashay away.”

Bombalicious nods, picks up her skirt and walks down the runway with her head held perhaps a little too high. With a final hiss, she's gone.

Backstage, she says that she's still in shock that she was eliminated, and wonders if Ru is due for an eye test any time soon. As she prepares to leave, Ru’s voice is heard on the TV screen. “Don’t lose hope yet, my queen,” the message says. “For the race is long.”

“I knew it was all an elaborate joke,” Bombalicious insists upon hearing the message. "I bet I'm actually the winner."

To be continued...

RileyH 28-03-2018 06:52 PM

omg iconic :amazed: :love:

Would've rather had Bombalicious stay tho :(

MB. 28-03-2018 07:10 PM

Episode 3 survey

I'll give you slightly longer for this one, so you've got until Saturday afternoon, when I'll collect the results and write the episode :)

Daniel-X 28-03-2018 07:49 PM

Brilliant episode! Sad to see the back of Bomba she was giving me Phi-Phi levels of villain :(

Yvie is probably my solid favourite now

Ammi 29-03-2018 04:05 AM

..:laugh:...(..MB your so gracious and kind..:hug:..)...

...for some reason If I Dream became I Dreamed a Dream in my head...when I looked at the lyrics I thought, hmmmm I’m not sure that’s going to fit ...but obviously they did because I’d misread it and connected the wrong song to your lyrics MB...I mean those lyrics so fit...so, so fit..:laugh:...Bombalicious though..:sad:...she’ did though seem like a much more confident lady than Amanda...so it didn’t quite feel so sad for her to be sashayed away...what happened I wonder with the necklace as well../..Lady Boi’s necklace...I hope she left it and didn’t take it...the outfits in the runway theme are all so stunning and glamourous..:lovedup:...the thought, detail, time etc with all of this MB is just wow...Rafaella’s I think was my favourite runway style because she looked incredible in that blue...but all of them were very regal and fabulous..:love:...

...this is all just so spectacular...:lovedup:...such a great concept and so well done ...I did the survey but cringe again at my mirror message..:laugh:...I’m thinking work places could be more Ru Paul..and have a mirror in their staff room...and everyone could leave a mirror message for their boss at the end of each working day...actually in meetings etc as well...mirrors and lipsticks replacing whiteboards and markers ..fabulous...this is all fabulous MB, you really do have so much talent..:love:...

MB. 31-03-2018 12:31 PM

Ammi :love:

If anyone else fancies casting a vote, you've got until the end of today to do so :)

Wizard. 31-03-2018 12:33 PM

I need to catch up on the WoW app.

MB. 02-04-2018 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 9936913)
Ammi :love:

If anyone else fancies casting a vote, you've got until the end of today to do so :)

(lol guess not)

I promise I'll be writing the show tomorrow, so you have until some unspecified time in the next 24 hours!

Shaun 03-04-2018 05:45 PM

I was away when this started and thought "yes just jump straight in when you get home" but oh boy this is a lot to catch up with :worry:

Shaun 03-04-2018 05:47 PM

Admittedly I am stuck at the boy photos of Dru, tbf

MB. 03-04-2018 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 9940773)
I was away when this started and thought "yes just jump straight in when you get home" but oh boy this is a lot to catch up with :worry:

Yeah, sorry, I tend to write a bit too much :laugh: Once there are fewer queens and fewer storylines to introduce, the episodes will get slimmer, I promise

(I'm in the middle of writing episode 3 now, btw)

Shaun 03-04-2018 05:54 PM

I'll do the survey now if it's not too late :worry: I am slain by your Meme songs

MB. 03-04-2018 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 9940786)
I'll do the survey now if it's not too late :worry: I am slain by your Meme songs

Not too late at all! I'm a versatile queen!

(and ta x)


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