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Axiom 03-06-2008 06:27 PM
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Originally posted by Kate..
I've got a blond joke lol

There's a blond a brunette and a red head all holding onto a rope that's hanging off a cliff, the rope is about to break and if it does they will all die, the only way to save themselves is if one of them lets go, because then there will be less weight.

So the brunette makes this loooooooooooong speech about how she should be the one to let go and be the one everyone remembers and will honor her forever.

At the end of her speech. The blond claps.
OMG that's so weird my mate told me the exact same joke earlier lol

MR.K! 03-06-2008 06:59 PM
a man walkes up to a blonde woman in a bar watching the 10 o'clock news. she says to him 'have you seen this ? , the man is threatening to jump of that block of flats !' the man says 'i bet he jumps' she replyes 'i bet he dosent' 'i bet you 50 bucks he jumps' 'your on' just as they shake hands the man does a swan dive off the building. 'oh dear' says the woman 'well here's your 50 bucks, you won fair and square''thanks' the £50 richer man stroles back over to his friend and says 'easiest 50 bucks ive ever made, i guess she didnt it was on the the 5'oclock news' :bigsmile:

Ashleee:) 03-06-2008 07:02 PM
i have one but its quite rude, and mark will prob give me a row :(

Scarlett. 03-06-2008 07:08 PM
LAUGH AT CAROLE DAMN YOU
http://www.heatworld.com/img/upload/...1000016866.jpg

Ashleee:) 03-06-2008 07:11 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

and....

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thats sick!

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Scarlett. 03-06-2008 07:12 PM
:laugh3:

that is one female I dont want to see naked!

Ashleee:) 03-06-2008 07:14 PM
that is rank!

*mazedsalv** 03-06-2008 07:29 PM
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What do you call a shop full of nuns ?
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Virgin Megastore :bigsmile:
:laugh3: Thats hilarious!

Ashleee:) 03-06-2008 07:37 PM
Have any of you heard the marks n spencers porn joke???
Too rude to put on here i think :bigsmile:

Firewire 03-06-2008 07:55 PM
I have a joke. It is quite funny. Well here it goes.

David Beckham, a school girl and an old woman are on a plane which is going to crash soon. David says well I should jump becaus I am famous. He grabs the bag and jumps. Then the girl offers the old woman the other bag. But the woman saus no and says that she has lived her life. The n the girl takes it. This happens a few times more saying you have it etc. Then theu realised that the plane only has one parachute which is in the bag which is still on the plane. The girl realised her school bag was gone. David Beckham took it. He jumed off the plane with a school bag.

Firewire 03-06-2008 07:58 PM
I've got won about the Virgin Mary but it is quite rude. If you want it U2U me.

PARKa/er 03-06-2008 08:16 PM
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Originally posted by Chewy
LAUGH AT CAROLE DAMN YOU
http://www.heatworld.com/img/upload/...1000016866.jpg
thats well bad lol!!!:yuk::laugh:

neillivo08 02-10-2008 01:14 PM
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Virgin Megastore :bigsmile:
:laugh3: Thats hilarious!
thats well funny! :laugh2::laugh3::laugh::laugh2::laugh3::laugh:

neillivo08 02-10-2008 01:17 PM
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Originally posted by MarkChap?!
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Pmsl, that's a classic. :laugh:
:laugh::laugh3::laugh2:pmsl
hahahahahahahahahahhahaha i canrt stop laughing now lol!!!:laugh:

ange7 02-10-2008 02:11 PM
http://www.physics.mcgill.ca/~arobic/funny/funny.jpg


Jade Goody recently sacked her agent because he wasn't getting her enough work. He said she might need to lose a little weight ( OOPS!) and that she came across as a little bit racist. Anyway the last thing her agent did before leaving was convince her to change her name and adopt the Muslim faith ....y'know....to prove she wasn't racist.

From now Jade wants to be known as Yaffat Fooker.


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