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Kazanne 22-02-2013 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sooty (Post 5852048)

A woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her husband
was treated recently, he has lost all interest in sex with her.

The hospital spokesman replied:


"The man was admitted in Ophthalmology, all we did was to correct his eyesight"

:joker::joker:

Kazanne 22-02-2013 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kizzy (Post 5852046)

well that puts us all in a happy mood kizzy:joker:

Kazanne 23-02-2013 02:37 PM

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for
another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why
do you keep looking in your pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good
enough, I'll go home."
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/happy.gif

Kizzy 23-02-2013 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 5852729)
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for
another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why
do you keep looking in your pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good
enough, I'll go home."
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/happy.gif

:joker: :joker: :joker:

Marcus. 23-02-2013 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 5852729)
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for
another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why
do you keep looking in your pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good
enough, I'll go home."
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/happy.gif

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

sooty 23-02-2013 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 5852729)
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for
another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why
do you keep looking in your pocket?"

The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good
enough, I'll go home."
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/happy.gif


Poor wife!
http://flatrock.org.nz/static/frontp...e_laughing.jpg


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