I had an itchy butthole, but was lucky enough to let out a chainsaw fart that scratched it for me on the way out.

If you’re gonna cruise Grindr, wear protection mate. Sounds like chlamydia!



Had a nice chilled day off today. Watching Disney +

Ooh is that a new avatar pic? Very handsome!

…:love:…

I'm trying to think of a new code for people to decipher.:laugh:

Here it is, and I won't be giving out any clues this time.:hehe:

Am sad ak-47 needs snow psychics, my bite ascends choking bots, Stuart's after brothels motor smart abandons big aggravation, ability brother moans Stuart's chair beginning bromance, sunday ascending badly.

It looks like gibberish, but there is a message to decipher from this post, can you find it?

I've been doing busy-work.

This is far too clever for me Mock

Dropped Luke and his g/f to Uni, came to work

Logged in to post :hehe: in reply to Niamh. :smug:

:laugh:

The answer is in plain sight you could say.:smug:

And probably not as clever as you were initially thinking.:joker:

I'm guessing that you thought that my message was more deep anyway.

@MTVN

Exciting times here today; brought a butter dish, salt pot, mixing bowl, and new mugs. :laugh:

Finishing off Christmas shopping. Picked up some Mexican pottery, including this guy:

https://i.postimg.cc/fW1vKp6n/20240921-130332.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/jSb4VNxM/20240921-130212.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/5NvSkpVH/goodies-1.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/fL28Db2J/goodies-2.jpg

I’ve been bearded for so long that I’d just look odd without. Plus shaving gives me razor-bumps if I’m not careful.

Oh nice, they look cool.

Stuff found at the local hardware shop...

https://i.postimg.cc/SRYwJPvL/240921...dventure-1.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/Bvq9MMjs/240921...dventure-3.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/sgPCYtDw/240921...dventure-4.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/3JvTRyMM/240921...dventure-5.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/1zJxTwFF/240921...dventure-2.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/sxBR5xvh/240921...dventure-6.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/fRYDHV57/240921...dventure-7.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/Kv6mrP7v/240921...dventure-8.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/BvssRJwr/240921...dventure-9.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/B6n3QM3N/240921...venture-10.jpg

Yes :love: The puppy will go to a neighbor (sort of not Christmas in that case). It reminds me of their black-brown chihuahua (same stature). I picked up one of the boots for a family member. I'll probably go back in the future to pick up more for our yard.

went to footy and had a few pints with the lad and brother

had a lovely curry that was the meal on offer today in the ground

got back 30 mins door to door

watching the boxing :shocked:

Holy fcuck
:omgno:

:cheer2:

What a fight.

bye bye the bodybuilder

Classic, cause im sure starmer would have had a say in all the union jacks pre fight, and the national anthem.:joker:

I wonder if he was present.

So far done laundry. And currently smoking tomatoes. Going to make a smokey tomato and habanero chutney. Not sure how it’ll turn out.